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SoCalBronco
08-15-2012, 07:28 PM
Congrats bro!

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=25376&d=1256778791

(I dont remember who made this, but this was among my favorites).

;D


AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

DomCasual
08-15-2012, 07:35 PM
Who is Rev? ???

Drunken.Broncoholic
08-15-2012, 07:35 PM
Good to see his 30,000th post involve meth.

TheReverend
08-15-2012, 07:45 PM
I have a feeling this one won't be too nice























:)

Vegas_Bronco
08-15-2012, 07:46 PM
30k posts and one book....what is your wife/gf doing this weekend...tell you what dont worry about it, ill follow up with her directly. :)

theAPAOps5
08-15-2012, 07:51 PM
So many methtacular posts, so many meth stirring posts, it was methrovercial at times. So very methsightful too. Methgrats on methty thousand.

theAPAOps5
08-15-2012, 07:52 PM
30k posts and one book....what is your wife/gf doing this weekend...tell you what dont worry about it, ill follow up with her directly. :)

2 books

bowtown
08-15-2012, 07:52 PM
Who is Rev? ???

Hostile jerk. Small calves.

TheReverend
08-15-2012, 07:56 PM
Hostile jerk. Small calves.

Passive aggressive. Fatty.

Archer81
08-15-2012, 07:58 PM
Small calves suck.


:Broncos:

Requiem
08-15-2012, 07:59 PM
Ten bucks broncocalijohn or baja come in here and pick a fight by post #34.

Archer81
08-15-2012, 08:04 PM
Ten bucks broncocalijohn or baja come in here and pick a fight by post #34.


If I had $10, I'd take that bet.


:Broncos:

Turd_Ferguson
08-15-2012, 08:04 PM
Who is Rev? ???

He plays Howard Wolowitz on The Big Bang Theory.

GreatBronco16
08-15-2012, 08:09 PM
30k posts and time to write books? Man, not a whole lot to do down there in Jacksonville is there?:P

Taco John
08-15-2012, 08:09 PM
http://i.imgur.com/4iu0J.gif

That's a lot of damn posts! Congrats on the milestone!

GreatBronco16
08-15-2012, 08:12 PM
Rev on the mane on a Saturday night.


http://www.bobleponge.fr/goodies/animations/Mr-Krabs03.gif

McDman
08-15-2012, 08:14 PM
**** you, you piece of **** cock sucking mother ****ing ****** bitch ass dick sucker.

Just kidding. Love you!

TheReverend
08-15-2012, 08:15 PM
...and people call ME mean...

Archer81
08-15-2012, 08:16 PM
Daisy picker?

Err...


:Broncos:

Dukes
08-15-2012, 08:16 PM
Congrats Rev. I never get tired of the smackdown.

GreatBronco16
08-15-2012, 08:17 PM
...and people call ME mean...

Who dares to call The Reverend mean? Point out this mystery person for I shall strike him down with the tails of a overgrown virgin for which lives in a basement of his birth mother.

Vegas_Bronco
08-15-2012, 08:17 PM
2 books

& 1 cup of apple martini should do it.

McDman
08-15-2012, 08:23 PM
Daisy picker?

Err...


:Broncos:

Haha, I think I wrote d sucker but it changed it.

Daisy picker sounds better anyways.

TheReverend
08-15-2012, 08:25 PM
Haha, I think I wrote d sucker but it changed it.

Daisy picker sounds better anyways.

I like how it's the gay mod you had to explain yourself on that one to

broncosteven
08-15-2012, 08:40 PM
I am looking forward to your next book that covers your post Marine career as Meth Mule in Alaska. You can write about the time your plane crashed and had to fight Methwolves all the way back to your Meth trailer using only your wits and the moves you learned from your career as a male dancer, you know, to work your way through basic training.

bowtown
08-15-2012, 08:42 PM
This thread is entirely too tame. Pile on, people!

http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/Cardinals49ersfbFootb_chun.jpg

Broncoman13
08-15-2012, 09:25 PM
Small calves suck.


:Broncos:

Small calves smallcox!

Congrats buddy, now go get a life!

ozomulsion
08-15-2012, 09:26 PM
Knowitall.....................notsofast........... ........................................ Knowitall............:flush:....Knowitall......... ..:tebow:............... Knowitall...........................:deadhorse:... .........................:yayaya:................. .................:Knowitall:...................... .....

Kaylore
08-15-2012, 09:27 PM
Awooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

:cookie::cookie::cookie:

Kaylore
08-15-2012, 09:30 PM
Incidentally, only half of his posts are worth reading, so congrats on 15,000 moments of wasted bandwith! Now go nail one of those hulk women you're attracted to...

BroncoBeavis
08-15-2012, 09:39 PM
If I had $10, I'd take that bet.


:Broncos:

I heard Rev would take just about anything for $10.

SureShot
08-15-2012, 10:19 PM
Jesus Christ do people work around here?

30k posts?

canadianbroncosfan
08-15-2012, 10:20 PM
I'm disappointed it took 29 posts before some gave Rev a AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I'll celebrate as only the Methwolfe Alliance should, by smoking a bowl, picking my skin and eating someone's face.

Cheers

Archer81
08-15-2012, 10:35 PM
I heard Rev would take just about anything for $10.


Not true. Lobster was $25.


:Broncos:

TDmvp
08-15-2012, 10:43 PM
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/1522/080311broncos10sjpg9005.gif

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/7772/article20346270dc25b8f0.jpg

:P

OBF1
08-15-2012, 10:53 PM
30,000 post and all I remember is him riding an inflatable lobster while blowing Denver front office help.

Pretty sad Marine :thumbs:

Bacchus
08-15-2012, 11:06 PM
Rev is my favorite poster he is the only guy on the Mane that actually makes Baja sound normal.

BroncoBuff
08-15-2012, 11:12 PM
30,000 posts ... how'd you ever find time to write 2 books?

Idea here, stick with me: Compilation of all 30,000 ... book #3! Of course you'd have to do a book tour, small talk shows, etc.?

ol#7
08-16-2012, 12:51 AM
Well I hear Rev has small hands.

30K posts and I never wanted to put Rev on ignore. Maybe the problem is me...

TheReverend
08-16-2012, 05:06 AM
Well I hear Rev has small hands.

I really do :( Like 16 year old girl hands

30K posts and I never wanted to put Rev on ignore. Maybe the problem is me...

Refined taste my good man.

Beantown Bronco
08-16-2012, 05:53 AM
Who was supposed to be in charge of inviting Tommy Lee Jones to this thread? They obviously dropped the ball.

ColoradoDarin
08-16-2012, 06:48 AM
congrats on wasting a lot of time here!


AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Q. What do you get for the guy who always has to be right, but is a prick about it?

A. Go **** yourself.

Correct! Go **** yourself, Rev!

Rabb
08-16-2012, 06:50 AM
easily one of my favorite posters here, here's to you selling 30,000 copies of that book to go along with them homie

bronco militia
08-16-2012, 06:51 AM
congrats on the book! I'll be buying a copy soon.

Beantown Bronco
08-16-2012, 06:52 AM
I wonder............

Can we blame all the Broncos recent injuries on Rev changing his avatar? It honestly seems like bad things happen every time he does it.

gyldenlove
08-16-2012, 06:58 AM
Congratulations to a man whos claim to fame until now was to be the first known human to survive sodomizing a 6-foot inflatable crustacean.

I think I speak for everyone here when I say kudos, and I speak for a subset of the population (you know who you are) when I say if your name was Chris this thread would be 2.7% awesomer and I speak for an even smaller subset of the population when I say Eric Decker *droool*.

For a man who grew up in Myrtle Beach, spawned from the abundant seed of a throat punching truck driver you have done well sir.

crawdad
08-16-2012, 07:01 AM
I got nothin'.

Ray Finkle
08-16-2012, 07:04 AM
30 K boils down to this:

5 quality post
15,000 post trying to hide Rev's Gaydom
14,995 post explaining that you are an idiot and Rev explaining why....

Congrats you Lobster humper!

bfoflcommish
08-16-2012, 07:10 AM
30k? and here I thought I wasted alot of time while at work.


congrats!

TheReverend
08-16-2012, 07:12 AM
30 K boils down to this:

5 quality post
15,000 post trying to hide Rev's Gaydom
14,995 post explain that you are and idiot and Rev explaining why....

Congrats you Lobster humper!

That's probably pretty accurate. Especially the gaydom.

I obviously love penis.

Ray Finkle
08-16-2012, 07:13 AM
That's probably pretty accurate. Especially the gaydom.

I obviously love penis.

admittance is the first step :D

Archer81
08-16-2012, 08:34 AM
That's probably pretty accurate. Especially the gaydom.

I obviously love penis.


All men love penis. First life long friend we make.


:Broncos:

gyldenlove
08-16-2012, 08:38 AM
All men love penis. First life long friend we make.


:Broncos:

I have to disagree with that, my first friend was a boob that I relied on for sustenance.

Archer81
08-16-2012, 08:41 AM
I have to disagree with that, my first friend was a boob that I relied on for sustenance.


You had a boob in utero?


:Broncos:

underrated29
08-16-2012, 08:49 AM
Rev taught me how to make a penis.

8======>



That is all.

BroncoBeavis
08-16-2012, 08:51 AM
I really do :( Like 16 year old girl hands

You know what they say about dudes with 16 year old girl hands.

edit: Other than "He don't leave the house much"

DivineLegion
08-16-2012, 08:58 AM
AIDS cobra.













30,000 posts of insolent, brilliant, and immunologically damaging rants.










AIDS cobra.

Bronco Yoda
08-16-2012, 10:03 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/netizen/Bronco%20Avs/tumblr_m8io13mlQc1rdpa5go1_1280.jpg

gyldenlove
08-16-2012, 10:29 AM
You had a boob in utero?


:Broncos:

I didn't make friends in utero, I kicked ass and chewed bubble gum.

UberBroncoMan
08-16-2012, 10:35 AM
Welcome to Hell.

TheReverend
08-16-2012, 11:36 AM
Lol McKayla is not impressed