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Ronnie Tsunami
08-14-2012, 07:01 PM
You just caught a touchdown as a Denver Broncos Wideout. Just ****ing go along with it.

What do you do? Mile High Salute? Flip the ball to the ref? Ickey Shuffle? Goalpost dunk? Whip out an iPad? Ban the OP?

What I would do- I would take advantage of the vistaprint $10 for 250 business cards deal, create some ridiculous card, and then just hand out my card to the corner guarding me after every first down or touchdown.

http://untouchable-media.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/clever-and-funny-business-cards-06.jpg

Requiem
08-14-2012, 07:15 PM
Well, I reach for a marker and pretend it is a syringe and shoot up some meth. It would be great if the scenario was a snow game. Then I start to howl, look around for teammates to celebrate more. Then I get the olineman to roam around on the ground and pretend to be wolves. we all pretty much roll around in the snow and pretend it's meth. then we get penalized 15 yards and then kickoff.

TheReverend
08-14-2012, 07:16 PM
Itch at my skin until I bleed a little.

And then howl.

broncosteven
08-14-2012, 07:16 PM
I take my vote back, I am 45 so I would spike it.

I miss the days of a good spike, not the stupid Patsy spikes but a real old school spike.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
08-14-2012, 07:18 PM
Step 1. Do a little dance
Step 2. Make a little love
Step 3. Get down tonight

Step 4. Ban the OP

broncosteven
08-14-2012, 07:19 PM
Well, I reach for a marker and pretend it is a syringe and shoot up some meth. Then I start to howllll. Then I get the olineman to roam around on the ground and pretend to be wolves.

You could always pull out your last tooth and try to sell it for some Clariten D.

Vegas_Bronco
08-14-2012, 07:27 PM
Squat down assume the position and drop the ball out my azz then grab a doggy bag put it in and politely take it to an opponents fan.

Dr. Broncenstein
08-14-2012, 07:29 PM
Immediately pawn the football, score some meth.

theAPAOps5
08-14-2012, 07:36 PM
Meth of course.

Blueflame
08-14-2012, 07:39 PM
Immediately pawn the football, score some meth.

For a sec, I thought you said pwn the football... was going "wha? Put it in a submission hold? ???" Ha!

bowtown
08-14-2012, 07:39 PM
Put the ball in a bathtub with turpentine, paint thinner, and benedryl. Let cook for 6 hours, crystallize and snort the **** out of it. Then I'd probably clean my entire apartment like 4 times and make a football collage.

TheReverend
08-14-2012, 07:41 PM
Put the ball in a bathtub with turpentine, paint thinner, and benedryl. Let cook for 6 hours, crystallize and snort the **** out of it. Then I'd probably clean my entire apartment like 4 times and make a football collage.

I wish I could rep this a hundred times...

Tears. Literally, tears.

Dr. Broncenstein
08-14-2012, 07:41 PM
Put the ball in a bathtub with turpentine, paint thinner, and benedryl. Let cook for 6 hours, crystallize and snort the **** out of it. Then I'd probably clean my entire apartment like 4 times and make a football collage.

Do you clean the apartment 4 times before or after it burns down with kids inside?

bowtown
08-14-2012, 07:49 PM
Do you clean the apartment 4 times before or after it burns down with kids inside?

What kids... oh ****, I forgot about the kids again!

broncosteven
08-14-2012, 07:54 PM
Put the ball in a bathtub with turpentine, paint thinner, and benedryl. Let cook for 6 hours, crystallize and snort the **** out of it. Then I'd probably clean my entire apartment like 4 times and make a football collage.

I always add some Comet to taste.

bombquixote
08-14-2012, 07:58 PM
EEEEEjaculate.





Then Mile Hi Salute.

McDman
08-14-2012, 08:32 PM
Well, I reach for a marker and pretend it is a syringe and shoot up some meth. It would be great if the scenario was a snow game. Then I start to howl, look around for teammates to celebrate more. Then I get the olineman to roam around on the ground and pretend to be wolves. we all pretty much roll around in the snow and pretend it's meth. then we get penalized 15 yards and then kickoff.

You don't shoot meth, noob! Get with it.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
08-14-2012, 08:36 PM
I wish I could rep this a hundred times...

Tears. Literally, tears.

****in' crybaby.

:welcome:

Drunken.Broncoholic
08-14-2012, 08:41 PM
You don't shoot meth, noob! Get with it.

Not that I'm a drug addict, but you can most certainly inhale Swallow and inject meth.

menonite
08-14-2012, 09:02 PM
Your mother.

And then I'd hand my balls to that new chick ref.

McDman
08-14-2012, 09:07 PM
Not that I'm a drug addict, but you can most certainly inhale Swallow and inject meth.

I guess I'm just a free base only kind of guy.

Dr. Broncenstein
08-14-2012, 09:08 PM
Not that I'm a drug addict, but you can most certainly inhale Swallow and inject meth.

Per rectum is a viable route as well.

lolcopter
08-14-2012, 09:08 PM
Name 5 good white defensive tackles in the NFL.
I bet Wolfe has less than 2 sacks this year.
.

BroncoBeavis
08-14-2012, 09:11 PM
.

Before Req discovered the source of MethWolf's power.

cmhargrove
08-14-2012, 09:13 PM
Maybe this?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_iFJtxt0rs_M/TT_b2ovQtzI/AAAAAAAAAB8/sEm306zZTAY/s1600/1295898087715.gif

Los Broncos
08-14-2012, 09:19 PM
Whip my dong out.

broncosteven
08-14-2012, 09:20 PM
Per rectum is a viable route as well.

Plus you can stick it in your butt

Drunken.Broncoholic
08-14-2012, 09:44 PM
Before Req discovered the source of MethWolf's power.

You look like you been hittin the weights in your AV pic.

underrated29
08-14-2012, 09:46 PM
Well if it was me, then I'd have to throw out some rep for my e-friends.


So I'd probably pretend to pop a few ambians and take the stairs (like austin powers)down to my basement and squat down and drop 10 loads in the end zone.

I would really like to simulate watching ghostbusters with my 3 year old but I don't think you guys would get it while watching me on the tv.

TDmvp
08-14-2012, 09:49 PM
It's obvious , you break out the Tebow
Hilarious!Hilarious!Hilarious!
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7348/tebowlargesmall.jpg
:P

Bronco Yoda
08-14-2012, 09:50 PM
Humpty-Hump the Goal Post! :)

TDmvp
08-14-2012, 09:53 PM
Humpty-Hump the Goal Post! :)

Pronounced with a Umpty. :D

BroncoBeavis
08-14-2012, 10:04 PM
You look like you been hittin the weights in your AV pic.

Thanks man. I tried some of Gaff's nutritional advice on a dare and it really worked out. I was as surprised as you are.

Although I have a ball cavity now. So that's a bit of a tradeoff.

Meck77
08-14-2012, 10:09 PM
Bust out some Ukraine Kozak squat kicks and pull out a hidden omane tshirt that I previously stashed behind the goal post. Cut a check for the fine!

Oh taco how about an omane tshirt?:)

Kaylore
08-14-2012, 10:15 PM
I would immediately rip the tiny bugs out of my arm.

canadianbroncosfan
08-14-2012, 11:04 PM
Eat the refs face

uplink
08-14-2012, 11:23 PM
I'd do a salsa shine

ghwk
08-14-2012, 11:44 PM
Grab the nearest hot chick and do her in the end zone?

broncocalijohn
08-14-2012, 11:45 PM
You just caught a touchdown as a Denver Broncos Wideout. Just ****ing go along with it.

What do you do? Mile High Salute? Flip the ball to the ref? Ickey Shuffle? Goalpost dunk? Whip out an iPad? Ban the OP?

What I would do- I would take advantage of the vistaprint $10 for 250 business cards deal, create some ridiculous card, and then just hand out my card to the corner guarding me after every first down or touchdown.

http://untouchable-media.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/clever-and-funny-business-cards-06.jpg

do it in style. I own a printing company and I would get you 1000 full color, double sided cards for $28. You supply the artwork but it looks like that won't take you much time.

If it is a regular TD, I hand the ball to the ref. SOmething bigtime might deserve a spike. I think Mile High Salute are for those guys in the late 90s and MIke Anderson. I dont mind it because it is total respect to our SB guys. When other teams do it years later, they are totally lame.

broncocalijohn
08-14-2012, 11:48 PM
Bust out some Ukraine Kozak squat kicks and pull out a hidden omane tshirt that I previously stashed behind the goal post. Cut a check for the fine!

Oh taco how about an omane tshirt?:)

I remember you asking about this in 2005. It aint happening.

Bacchus
08-15-2012, 04:27 AM
If I was catching passes from Manning I would be doing this dance anbout 25 times a year.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1zaf7rgDc1qaadd3o1_500.gif

Bacchus
08-15-2012, 04:36 AM
If I was catching TD passes from Tebow I would do this dance.

http://mlkshk.com/r/IA1H

Ratboy
08-15-2012, 04:41 AM
Maybe this?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_iFJtxt0rs_M/TT_b2ovQtzI/AAAAAAAAAB8/sEm306zZTAY/s1600/1295898087715.gif

Yep!

Lycan
08-15-2012, 05:25 AM
I would drop a Ric Flair style inanimate object beat-down on the football.

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/7720/ricflair7ge7.gif

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/1012867_o.gif

Elway 4 Life
08-15-2012, 06:52 AM
Squat down assume the position and drop the ball out my azz then grab a doggy bag put it in and politely take it to an opponents fan.

LOL Hilarious!

bronco militia
08-15-2012, 07:04 AM
a throat slash and then I flip all you mother ****ers the bird

BroncoLifer
08-15-2012, 08:02 AM
I would act like I'd been there before and was expecting to be back again, i.e. Steve Watson old-school style. Too boring?

Rabb
08-15-2012, 08:11 AM
I'd pull a bottle of tussin' out and toss it to whoever was covering me, because I am old as **** and pretty slow now so something must be wrong with them

Drunken.Broncoholic
08-15-2012, 08:41 AM
I'd just pop the football with my bare hands.

underrated29
08-15-2012, 09:04 AM
do it in style. I own a printing company and I would get you 1000 full color, double sided cards for $28. You supply the artwork but it looks like that won't take you much time.




I need some business cards made. I could handle 1k for $28.....Do you do QR codes too?

DomCasual
08-15-2012, 09:50 AM
I'd probably do some coke. Meth is too inexpensive and low-brow for my tastes.

El Guapo
08-15-2012, 09:58 AM
I remember you asking about this in 2005. It aint happening.

Oh yeah, OMane t-shirts! I remember the idea way back when as well. What's the big hurdle in getting it done?

lolcopter
08-15-2012, 09:58 AM
I'd probably do some coke. Meth is too inexpensive and low-brow for my tastes.

Finally, someone with some standards!

~Crash~
08-15-2012, 10:27 AM
And if all this **** was on a KC fan site you guys would be posting some horrific ****

Tombstone RJ
08-15-2012, 10:39 AM
Oh yeah, OMane t-shirts! I remember the idea way back when as well. What's the big hurdle in getting it done?

yu gonna front the $? I'd say to get the cost down to reasonable price you'd have to order a pretty large amount of tees too. If you want to do an orange tee with a one location (lets say a full front print) that is a 5 color, you're looking about about $6.00 per tee (sizes S-XL only) if you order over 100 at a time, plus tax and shipping. So that's around $600 up front.

If you want to get all fancy and do a two location tee, with like a front left chest logo and then a full back logo, let's say 5 colors each location the cost is more like $8.00 per shirt, with a minimum order of 100 shirts. Now you can divide the shirt colors up between let's say a dark blue, an orange and maybe a dark grey or something like that.

Who wants to hold onto 100 shirts or so? You might be able to make some money if you want to sell them at $15.00 each. But who's gonna buy them?

It's a fun idea until you actually think about it.

Smilin Assassin
08-15-2012, 10:39 AM
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Drunk Monkey
08-15-2012, 10:54 AM
What would I do? Two chicks at the same time.

Requiem
08-15-2012, 11:19 AM
do it in style. I own a printing company and I would get you 1000 full color, double sided cards for $28. You supply the artwork but it looks like that won't take you much time.

If it is a regular TD, I hand the ball to the ref. SOmething bigtime might deserve a spike. I think Mile High Salute are for those guys in the late 90s and MIke Anderson. I dont mind it because it is total respect to our SB guys. When other teams do it years later, they are totally lame.

Would you cut the MethWolfe Alliance a deal on say. . . 2,000 double-sided cards? Cause I'm dead serious.

El Guapo
08-15-2012, 11:35 AM
yu gonna front the $? I'd say to get the cost down to reasonable price you'd have to order a pretty large amount of tees too. If you want to do an orange tee with a one location (lets say a full front print) that is a 5 color, you're looking about about $6.00 per tee (sizes S-XL only) if you order over 100 at a time, plus tax and shipping. So that's around $600 up front.

If you want to get all fancy and do a two location tee, with like a front left chest logo and then a full back logo, let's say 5 colors each location the cost is more like $8.00 per shirt, with a minimum order of 100 shirts. Now you can divide the shirt colors up between let's say a dark blue, an orange and maybe a dark grey or something like that.

Who wants to hold onto 100 shirts or so? You might be able to make some money if you want to sell them at $15.00 each. But who's gonna buy them?

It's a fun idea until you actually think about it.

I'll do it. I'll even return 95% of the profits back to TJ for the site (mainly for improved podcasts). Hows about that?! Let's make a thread on designs and make this crap happen for once. This is going to be an epic year, time for some epic OMane shirts. :strong:

Tombstone RJ
08-15-2012, 11:53 AM
I'll do it. I'll even return 95% of the profits back to TJ for the site (mainly for improved podcasts). Hows about that?! Let's make a thread on designs and make this crap happen for once. This is going to be an epic year, time for some epic OMane shirts. :strong:

well alrighty then, talk to TJ about it. Maybe get Meck involved as he can sell the tees from OF1 at tailgate events?

broncocalijohn
08-15-2012, 12:49 PM
Would you cut the MethWolfe Alliance a deal on say. . . 2,000 double-sided cards? Cause I'm dead serious.

2500 cards $50. That is a ton of Methwolfe addicts.

RedEyedJeti
08-15-2012, 12:53 PM
https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQhSt7JYyqCDXgLBNMS1XrN--AbQ2I82zV0TujhO4HJGztbp909mA

theAPAOps5
08-15-2012, 01:02 PM
Does Tebow have a Meth headache?

underrated29
08-15-2012, 01:10 PM
What would I do? Two chicks at the same time.

I think with a million dollars you could pull that off.

broncosteven
08-15-2012, 01:31 PM
Does Tebow have a Meth headache?

He is praying that the Jets don't face any MethWolfs this year. He doesn't want his rib cage crushed.

broncosteven
08-15-2012, 01:32 PM
yu gonna front the $? I'd say to get the cost down to reasonable price you'd have to order a pretty large amount of tees too. If you want to do an orange tee with a one location (lets say a full front print) that is a 5 color, you're looking about about $6.00 per tee (sizes S-XL only) if you order over 100 at a time, plus tax and shipping. So that's around $600 up front.

If you want to get all fancy and do a two location tee, with like a front left chest logo and then a full back logo, let's say 5 colors each location the cost is more like $8.00 per shirt, with a minimum order of 100 shirts. Now you can divide the shirt colors up between let's say a dark blue, an orange and maybe a dark grey or something like that.

Who wants to hold onto 100 shirts or so? You might be able to make some money if you want to sell them at $15.00 each. But who's gonna buy them?

It's a fun idea until you actually think about it.


I want Gene Kranz on my OM tee.

Requiem
08-15-2012, 01:41 PM
People would rave about MethWolfe shirts for 15 bucks. I could be a millionaire.

bombay
08-15-2012, 02:12 PM
Pull on a white glove and take a beatdown from Brandon Stokely.

Smiling Assassin27
08-15-2012, 03:30 PM
Mile high salute and then punch Thunder II as he runs by alex karras style.