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BroncoDoom
08-09-2012, 09:03 PM
Bet your WHOLE BOTTLE of Viagra on it.

Elway knew he couldn't get out from under Tebow without having a big name replacement like Manning to tide over the fan base. But he was secretly in love with HOSSweiler from the minute he laid eyes on him. Elway intends to give the keys to HOSSweiler much sooner than anyone thinks. Manning's contract has easy outs. I know it was only HOSSweiler's first game, but he easily looked on level with Brady, Brees, Rodgers, ect.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
08-09-2012, 09:05 PM
smh.

If by "this season," you mean "2014," I totes agree. Totes magotes.

errand
08-09-2012, 09:06 PM
Wow...really dude?

UberBroncoMan
08-09-2012, 09:06 PM
Troll is Troll

RhymesayersDU
08-09-2012, 09:06 PM
I am posting in this thread.

Lestat
08-09-2012, 09:07 PM
unless Manning goes down(knock on wood) then i doubt it.
he looks likely to lock up the #2 spot though.

ghwk
08-09-2012, 09:08 PM
I am posting in this thread.

Why? Fool is a fool.

DBroncos4life
08-09-2012, 09:11 PM
So Denver will have the division locked up by week 10?

DomCasual
08-09-2012, 09:24 PM
Guess how many times he's been called HOSSweiler on the Mane, before this thread?

Hint: It is the same number of times Jay Cutler was called "Blade" - before Mock started calling him that.

2nd Hint: It's approximately four times less than it was used in the first post of this thread.

Conclusion: You're trying a little too hard.

Meck77
08-09-2012, 09:29 PM
This would be the ideal thread for a Mock rant about the IRS or some ahole hitting on one of his kittens.

Kaylore
08-09-2012, 09:30 PM
This would be the ideal thread for a Mock rant about the IRS or some ahole hitting on one of his kittens.

LOL

Pontius Pirate
08-09-2012, 09:32 PM
THIS IS MY POST

theAPAOps5
08-09-2012, 09:46 PM
The hardest part about coming up with the nickname Hossweiler, is telling your parents you are gay.

Heyneck
08-09-2012, 09:47 PM
I smell a Cutler fan...

DomCasual
08-09-2012, 09:51 PM
The hardest part about coming up with the nickname Hossweiler, is telling your parents you are gay.

...says the guy wearing the chartreuse, v-neck shirt. :)

theAPAOps5
08-09-2012, 09:56 PM
...says the guy wearing the chartreuse, v-neck shirt. :)

.....not that there is anything wrong with that. And its actually mauve

fdf
08-09-2012, 10:22 PM
This would be the ideal thread for a Mock rant about the IRS or some ahole hitting on one of his kittens.

This.

Agamemnon
08-09-2012, 10:34 PM
An injury could happen of course. Otherwise, no.

Taco John
08-09-2012, 10:41 PM
...says the guy wearing the chartreuse, v-neck shirt. :)


http://madsenworld.dk/anigif/light/siren.gif
Man who knows and USES the word "chartreuse" alert...

theAPAOps5
08-09-2012, 10:46 PM
http://madsenworld.dk/anigif/light/siren.gif
Man who knows and USES the word "chartreuse" alert...

He just learned it.

Taco John
08-09-2012, 10:50 PM
He just learned it.

I don't think so. Only two type of men know and use the word Chartreuse. Gays and mormons. And Dom was caught eating at Chick-Fil-A last week, if you catch my meaning...

theAPAOps5
08-09-2012, 10:51 PM
I don't think so. Only two type of men know and use the word Chartreuse. Gays and mormons.

Crap, well then I have to figure out if I am gay or Mormon then. That is going to be a tough tough choice!

missingnumber7
08-09-2012, 10:57 PM
This would be the ideal thread for a Mock rant about the IRS or some ahole hitting on one of his kittens.

This is a thread where meth alley came from.

theAPAOps5
08-09-2012, 10:58 PM
This is a thread where meth alley came from.

Or possibly a nickname like Blade.

BroncoMan4ever
08-09-2012, 11:31 PM
Bet your WHOLE BOTTLE of Viagra on it.

Elway knew he couldn't get out from under Tebow without having a big name replacement like Manning to tide over the fan base. But he was secretly in love with HOSSweiler from the minute he laid eyes on him. Elway intends to give the keys to HOSSweiler much sooner than anyone thinks. Manning's contract has easy outs. I know it was only HOSSweiler's first game, but he easily looked on level with Brady, Brees, Rodgers, ect.

Is it 2015 already?

oubronco
08-10-2012, 07:34 AM
Can't fix stupid

Bacchus
08-10-2012, 07:43 AM
Bet your WHOLE BOTTLE of Viagra on it.

Elway knew he couldn't get out from under Tebow without having a big name replacement like Manning to tide over the fan base. But he was secretly in love with HOSSweiler from the minute he laid eyes on him. Elway intends to give the keys to HOSSweiler much sooner than anyone thinks. Manning's contract has easy outs. I know it was only HOSSweiler's first game, but he easily looked on level with Brady, Brees, Rodgers, ect.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gv11RjfD1qdlh1io1_400.gif

cmhargrove
08-10-2012, 08:03 AM
Bet your WHOLE BOTTLE of Viagra on it.

Elway knew he couldn't get out from under Tebow without having a big name replacement like Manning to tide over the fan base. But he was secretly in love with HOSSweiler from the minute he laid eyes on him. Elway intends to give the keys to HOSSweiler much sooner than anyone thinks. Manning's contract has easy outs. I know it was only HOSSweiler's first game, but he easily looked on level with Brady, Brees, Rodgers, ect.

Word.

ColoradoDarin
08-10-2012, 08:06 AM
Yeah!

Rohirrim
08-10-2012, 08:12 AM
This would be the ideal thread for a Mock rant about the IRS or some ahole hitting on one of his kittens.

I'll bet he would have something to say about this drought and his brother in law's soybean crop down in Arkansas.

Pick Six
08-10-2012, 08:16 AM
The fact that Hanie was horrible, against Bears scrubs, speaks louder than Osweiler doing a good job, against Bears scrubs. Hanie is supposed to know how to play NFL ball...LOL

footstepsfrom#27
08-10-2012, 08:33 AM
What's up fools? I see the madness has started.

Bacchus
08-10-2012, 08:56 AM
The fact that Hanie was horrible, against Bears scrubs, speaks louder than Osweiler doing a good job, against Bears scrubs. Hanie is supposed to know how to play NFL ball...LOL

He was not horrible. He was 7-14 for over 70 yards and a TD. People here WANTED him to be horrible but he was not horrible.

broncocalijohn
08-10-2012, 10:26 AM
I am posting in this thread.

I noticed you didnt say if he was correct or not. If Manning gets hurt then he has a chance for his prediction.

So Elway was so gitty for Manning that he would give some guaranteed million dollar money so he could start just 10 games. Yeah, that is the formula I would be shooting towards.

Are you really Amagaddenadoghsdlk


Oh, I wanted in this thread too.

vancejohnson82
08-10-2012, 11:34 AM
Over the course of the last five days I've had a burning sensation when I pee....I thought the worst because two weeks ago I went to a U2 karaoke night in a basement near my brother in laws house. It was kind of like that Tom Cruise movie that was weirdy sexy except all the women at this karaoke party looked like Slender Man and Sarah Jessika Parker had a baby...then that baby grew up and got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels by a gang of chimpanzees....anyway, i was excited about the Olympics so I needed to let off a little bit of stress...after Marla sang "Beautiful Day" we left and went to my parents shed because I locked myself out of the house. Long story short, my pee was burning. Went to the doctor, well I should say pediatrician because I've never been referred to an adult doctor yet. Also, I like playing with that little toy that has the different colored balls that you slide down the wires. What are those things called?? Anyway, she took blood and I had to pee pee in a cup. They gave me a Snoopy band-aid which was weird because I was like, "This is going to be hard to explain if I put this on my dong and I end up in jail." I have a feeling the guy with the Snoopy band-aid on his dong gets surprise butt sex first. Anywho, turns out I didn't have anything wrong with my pee-pee. She asked me if I had been putting it in places it shouldn't be and I said, "no" because I'm pretty sure couch cushions, ATM machines, gerbil cages and those plastic bags the newspaper comes in aren't considered to be in that category. Then she asked me if I wash my underwear regularly. Turns out regularly is a relative term.

Long story short: wash your underwear regularly or your pee-pee might burn.

TonyR
08-10-2012, 11:57 AM
Guess how many times he's been called HOSSweiler on the Mane, before this thread?

I don't know, but as far as nicknames go I think "Hossweiler" > "MethWolfe"

Jay3
08-10-2012, 11:58 AM
They just call it "bacon," but it's really more like what we would call "ham."

DomCasual
08-10-2012, 12:03 PM
I don't know, but as far as nicknames go I think "Hossweiler" > "MethWolfe"

I'll definitely concede that.

Although, it would be kind of cool, every time MethWolfe was mentioned, for everyone to break out into an "Aaaaahhhhhooooooooooooh!"

Baba Booey
08-10-2012, 12:14 PM
4/10 for getting this many responses, but otherwise, no.

BroncsRule
08-10-2012, 12:35 PM
THIS IS MY POST

There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Without me, my post is worthless.

Without my post, I am worthless.

BroncsRule
08-10-2012, 12:37 PM
Over the course of the last five days I've had a burning sensation when I pee....I thought the worst because two weeks ago I went to a U2 karaoke night in a basement near my brother in laws house. It was kind of like that Tom Cruise movie that was weirdy sexy except all the women at this karaoke party looked like Slender Man and Sarah Jessika Parker had a baby...then that baby grew up and got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels by a gang of chimpanzees....anyway, i was excited about the Olympics so I needed to let off a little bit of stress...after Marla sang "Beautiful Day" we left and went to my parents shed because I locked myself out of the house. Long story short, my pee was burning. Went to the doctor, well I should say pediatrician because I've never been referred to an adult doctor yet. Also, I like playing with that little toy that has the different colored balls that you slide down the wires. What are those things called?? Anyway, she took blood and I had to pee pee in a cup. They gave me a Snoopy band-aid which was weird because I was like, "This is going to be hard to explain if I put this on my dong and I end up in jail." I have a feeling the guy with the Snoopy band-aid on his dong gets surprise butt sex first. Anywho, turns out I didn't have anything wrong with my pee-pee. She asked me if I had been putting it in places it shouldn't be and I said, "no" because I'm pretty sure couch cushions, ATM machines, gerbil cages and those plastic bags the newspaper comes in aren't considered to be in that category. Then she asked me if I wash my underwear regularly. Turns out regularly is a relative term.

Long story short: wash your underwear regularly or your pee-pee might burn.

Nice DemonEagles riff