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DomCasual
08-09-2012, 08:35 PM
Brock Osweiler!

Brock Freaking Osweiler!

I'm going to put myself out there on this. I'm a gambler, by nature. So here it goes. Let's do this!

I like this kid.

This thread is about all things Brock Osweiler!

I predict this thread will end up in the Ring of Fame. One day, we'll all be sitting around our virtual living room, talking about #6's 300th TD pass, and someone will say, "Whoa! Brock Osweiler! Who saw that coming?"

And someone - maybe KramerAurelia (1st post = TODAY) - with his/her 30,000th post - will say, "DomCasual! THAT'S WHO!"

And someone else will say, "Good take, KramerAurelia! Man, thanks for being such an asset to this board! This place hasn't been the same, since you signed up!"

So, back to Brock. He's GOT to be the backup this year, right? I mean - Caleb Hanie? Please!

Let's share some Osweiler trivia. I'll go first. Before Brock started against the University of Oregon's Ducks on 11/14/2009 (my daughter's 3rd birthday, for those of you keeping score at home), who was the last true freshman to start a game for Arizona State?

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/702/725/126571676_display_image.jpg?1324412960

theAPAOps5
08-09-2012, 08:36 PM
Douch inner biceps tattoos but we all make mistakes. Boom, roasted

Also check out the dude behind him on the right. I think he likes Brock in a different way than we do.....

razorwire77
08-09-2012, 08:37 PM
Rep for proper Brock possessive pronoun awesomeness!

enjolras
08-09-2012, 08:37 PM
Jake Plummer?

RhymesayersDU
08-09-2012, 08:37 PM
I should fire up my "Denver Brockos" alternate account.

TheReverend
08-09-2012, 08:47 PM
In on thissssssssssssss

TheElusiveKyleOrton
08-09-2012, 08:48 PM
I'm in. Kid looks solid, and I'm glad he's a Bronco.

Or is it a BROCKO?

Rohirrim
08-09-2012, 08:49 PM
Where's the Derek Wolfe thread?

DomCasual
08-09-2012, 08:50 PM
Jake Plummer?

BAM! Correct! How's THAT for fate!

Next, to what college or university did Brock initially commit in high school? And what position did they anticipate him playing, when he made his verbal commitment?

bronco militia
08-09-2012, 08:52 PM
http://specialagentdalecooper.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/ozzy-tat.jpg?w=450

scorpio
08-09-2012, 08:52 PM
Who wants to go in with me on a kickstarter project to have that apostrophe lasered off ???

Old Dude
08-09-2012, 08:56 PM
Brock Osweiler!

Brock Freaking Osweiler!

I'm going to put myself out there on this. I'm a gambler, by nature. So here it goes. Let's do this!

I like this kid.

This thread is about all things Brock Osweiler!

I predict this thread will end up in the Ring of Fame. One day, we'll all be sitting around our virtual living room, talking about #6's 300th TD pass, and someone will say, "Whoa! Brock Osweiler! Who saw that coming?"

And someone - maybe KramerAurelia (1st post = TODAY) - with his/her 30,000th post - will say, "DomCasual! THAT'S WHO!"

...

I said the same thing about Steve Tensi back in '68 and just look at me now.

:olddude:

cmhargrove
08-09-2012, 09:01 PM
Looking good so far. Just in case your right about the desert beanpole, I'm in on the first page!

DomCasual
08-09-2012, 09:04 PM
I said the same thing about Steve Tensi back in '68 and just look at me now.

:olddude:

Back then, the Mane was just a few buddies writing on stone tablets, passing around a ceramic jar of fermented goat's milk.

KevinJames
08-09-2012, 09:07 PM
Dudes got a gun, he showed some good poise too.

Dump Caleb.

errand
08-09-2012, 09:09 PM
Not bad for a wasted draft pick according to many on here as late as last week.

maven
08-09-2012, 09:21 PM
Live Life to it's fullest

What the **** is this ****?

huh??
08-09-2012, 09:26 PM
Yes. Especially in a Favre/Rogers-type situation. Agreed.

DomCasual
08-09-2012, 09:27 PM
Live Life to it's fullest

What the **** is this ****?

I think people in the southern United States might call it a mantra.

SonOfLe-loLang
08-09-2012, 09:27 PM
I like him! I hated the pick, but i like him. Please get rid of that **** hanie.

baja
08-09-2012, 09:29 PM
Boom snap that's Brock

Boom snap that's Brock

Boom snap....



Kid's a player

Dr. Broncenstein
08-09-2012, 09:30 PM
http://ugliesttattoos.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/funny-tattoos-what-do-your-tattoos-say-about-you.jpg

Blueflame
08-09-2012, 09:52 PM
Brock Osweiler!

Brock Freaking Osweiler!

I'm going to put myself out there on this. I'm a gambler, by nature. So here it goes. Let's do this!

I like this kid.

This thread is about all things Brock Osweiler!

I predict this thread will end up in the Ring of Fame. One day, we'll all be sitting around our virtual living room, talking about #6's 300th TD pass, and someone will say, "Whoa! Brock Osweiler! Who saw that coming?"

And someone - maybe KramerAurelia (1st post = TODAY) - with his/her 30,000th post - will say, "DomCasual! THAT'S WHO!"

And someone else will say, "Good take, KramerAurelia! Man, thanks for being such an asset to this board! This place hasn't been the same, since you signed up!"

So, back to Brock. He's GOT to be the backup this year, right? I mean - Caleb Hanie? Please!

Let's share some Osweiler trivia. I'll go first. Before Brock started against the University of Oregon's Ducks on 11/14/2009 (my daughter's 3rd birthday, for those of you keeping score at home), who was the last true freshman to start a game for Arizona State?

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/702/725/126571676_display_image.jpg?1324412960

Hahahaha... doubtful... "KramerAurelia" was a spambot and the "heavy-sledge" banhammer has already been wielded... :wave: :P

pricejj
08-09-2012, 10:01 PM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17l7kby97rfxijpg/medium.jpg

"Yeah, well...to be honest with you, this was kind of a big moment for me."

- Brosweiler

DomCasual
08-09-2012, 10:03 PM
Hahahaha... doubtful... "KramerAurelia" was a spambot and the "heavy-sledge" banhammer has already been wielded... :wave: :P

Okay, so that's not a good sign.

I'll go with brianwhite159. He's at least posted; and his one post had something of a creepy awesomeness to it. He could very well turn out to be a legend around here.

baja
08-09-2012, 10:04 PM
Have you forgotten Becky4j?

Houshyamama
08-09-2012, 10:04 PM
Who saw that coming?"

I'm not going to lie, ME.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=103759

Agamemnon
08-09-2012, 10:05 PM
Looked solid tonight for a rookie. Definitely has more play-making ability than Caleb Hanie...light years more.

Dedhed
08-09-2012, 10:14 PM
I'm not going to lie, ME.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=103759

I was in before the Broncos drafted him, fwiw.

DomCasual
08-09-2012, 10:15 PM
Have you forgotten Becky4j?

Well, I'm projecting greatness, at this point. It's like seeing a kid tear it up in his first game in Pop Warner, and saying, "Man, I could see that kid playing in the NFL someday!"

But still! Check out his only post on the Mane (HOSSweiler). I'm saying he has potential, is all!

bases055
08-09-2012, 10:22 PM
Douch inner biceps tattoos but we all make mistakes. Boom, roasted

Also check out the dude behind him on the right. I think he likes Brock in a different way than we do.....


Hah...says the dude with the brokeback reference in his avatar... Hilarious!

theAPAOps5
08-09-2012, 10:28 PM
Hah...says the dude with the brokeback reference in his avatar... Hilarious!

Making fun of McD and Tebow...... slow one aren't you? Rode a short bus to school, didn't you? Have a nickname of Mongo, am I right?

bases055
08-09-2012, 10:37 PM
Making fun of McD and Tebow...... slow one aren't you? Rode a short bus to school, didn't you? Have a nickname of Mongo, am I right?


And you make numerous ghey references...it's ok nobody will judge you, just be honest with yourself. You also ask too many rhetorical, yet sarcastic questions. Seems a bit defensive is all.

You know, typically the one who claims they weren't the one who stole from the cookie jar has fingers that smell like poop. Am I right?

theAPAOps5
08-09-2012, 10:38 PM
And you make numerous ghey references...it's ok nobody will judge you, just be honest with yourself. You also ask too many rhetorical, yet sarcastic questions. Seems a bit defensive is all.

You know, typically the one who claims they weren't the one who stole from the cookie jar has fingers that smell like poop. Am I right?

Ok, just so we are clear.... you really are slow in life? Its okay, we need people like yourself to clean up after us.

bases055
08-09-2012, 10:44 PM
Ok, just so we are clear.... you really are slow in life? Its okay, we need people like yourself to clean up after us.


Just so we're clear, the inside of your closet has a door knob too. Come on out, and put the cookie back while you're at it.

bases055
08-09-2012, 10:44 PM
And leave brock alone guy!

theAPAOps5
08-09-2012, 10:45 PM
Just so we're clear, the inside of your closet has a door knob too. Come on out, and put the cookie back while you're at it.

Ok, so you are slow. Glad we cleared that up. Have a good one little buddy.

bases055
08-09-2012, 10:49 PM
Ok, so you are slow. Glad we cleared that up. Have a good one little buddy.


At least we can both come up with our own conclusions. Derrrrrr... Theeere yooooou gooooooo!

WinningMatters
08-09-2012, 10:57 PM
To answer the trivia Gonzaga and it was to play guard.

extralife
08-10-2012, 02:30 AM
someone on TV (it must be true) said his footwork was bad so I tried to pay attention to that today and all I can say is what footwork. dude doesn't even have any.

what I'm saying is he looked good, but I'd rather he just sit on the bench as the number 3 for at least this year, learning the position. dude's 21.

cutthemdown
08-10-2012, 03:11 AM
What a great plan by Elway. Manning plays 3 yrs, maybe 4, by then Brock is chomping at the bit to play.

yerner
08-10-2012, 04:31 AM
Foles is better.

DomCasual
08-10-2012, 05:49 AM
To answer the trivia Gonzaga and it was to play guard.

REP! Nice job!

Gort
08-10-2012, 06:14 AM
Brock Osweiler!

Brock Freaking Osweiler!

I'm going to put myself out there on this. I'm a gambler, by nature. So here it goes. Let's do this!

I like this kid.

This thread is about all things Brock Osweiler!

I predict this thread will end up in the Ring of Fame. One day, we'll all be sitting around our virtual living room, talking about #6's 300th TD pass, and someone will say, "Whoa! Brock Osweiler! Who saw that coming?"

And someone - maybe KramerAurelia (1st post = TODAY) - with his/her 30,000th post - will say, "DomCasual! THAT'S WHO!"

And someone else will say, "Good take, KramerAurelia! Man, thanks for being such an asset to this board! This place hasn't been the same, since you signed up!"

So, back to Brock. He's GOT to be the backup this year, right? I mean - Caleb Hanie? Please!

Let's share some Osweiler trivia. I'll go first. Before Brock started against the University of Oregon's Ducks on 11/14/2009 (my daughter's 3rd birthday, for those of you keeping score at home), who was the last true freshman to start a game for Arizona State?

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/702/725/126571676_display_image.jpg?1324412960

Jack Elway approves this thread.

http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/asu/sports/m-footbl/auto_headshot/2149145.jpeg

socalorado
08-10-2012, 06:15 AM
Foles is better.

Both looked good!
But damn, Foles was freakin accurate.
I could see both Osweiller and Foles ending up being better Pro's than either Luck or RG3.

2KBack
08-10-2012, 06:16 AM
Foles is better.

This is going to be rough on the Wildcats isn't it?

BroncoBeavis
08-10-2012, 07:37 AM
Good to see them play a little to Oz' strength.

4 out of 7 tosses were out of Shotgun.

1-3 for 10 under center.
3-4 for 28 and 1TD from shotgun.

Jay3
08-10-2012, 07:45 AM
Brock looked pretty good out there to me. I like tall quarterbacks.

Rohirrim
08-10-2012, 07:55 AM
Back then, the Mane was just a few buddies writing on stone tablets, passing around a ceramic jar of fermented goat's milk.

Damn. I miss that goat's milk. :pity:

baja
08-10-2012, 09:37 AM
Damn. I miss that goat's milk. :pity:

It was never goat's milk.

BroncoMan4ever
08-10-2012, 10:27 AM
Nicknames are already happening for the guy.

I've seen Hossweiler, Brosweiler, and Twilight.

2 more to add to the list. I am just joking here so overreactors chill the hell out.

The Bossweiler or The Great and powerful Os

extralife
08-10-2012, 12:38 PM
I hope he's good because Bossweiler is the best nickname

TheGrammarNazi
11-01-2012, 03:12 PM
Rep for proper Brock possessive pronoun awesomeness!

I hope you were being sarcastic. That's totally improper.

The correct form is "Live life to its fullest."

Yes, I registered just so I could say this.

Spell Checker
11-01-2012, 03:19 PM
I hope you were being sarcastic. That's totally improper.

The correct form is "Live life to its fullest."

Yes, I registered just so I could say this.
No way.... Twins birthed at the same moment in time... Except I was going to correct lonestar and baja...

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MX0D4oZwCsA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

DomCasual
11-01-2012, 03:26 PM
I honor the mission the two (one?) of you have taken on. There is nothing, save painful medical procedures and/or long-sleeved shirts, that can be done to spare Brock Osweiler from Tattoo Regret Syndrome (TRS). But if our efforts help just one child from someday making a similar mistake, then it will have been worth it.

As for Brock the QB, I really feel he's had a great impact on Peyton Manning this year.

Crushaholic
11-01-2012, 03:37 PM
Here's the funny thing about this thread. 3 months later, we STILL don't know KramerAurelia. One prediction has gone up in smoke...:clown:;D

DomCasual
11-01-2012, 03:44 PM
Here's the funny thing about this thread. 3 months later, we STILL don't know KramerAurelia. One prediction has gone up in smoke...:clown:;D

He/she's just biding his/her time.

canadianbroncosfan
11-01-2012, 03:54 PM
I hope you were being sarcastic. That's totally improper.

The correct form is "Live life to its fullest."

Yes, I registered just so I could say this.

Wowz wat's going on in this plaze wid all duh grammar guyz!! i ist confuzed

DBroncos4life
11-01-2012, 03:59 PM
Wowz wat's going on in this plaze wid all duh grammar guyz!! i ist confuzed

Fwf is pissed that people here don't share his views.

baja
11-01-2012, 04:06 PM
I like Os some

BroncsCheer
11-01-2012, 06:03 PM
this thread is a little bit homery, but i admit i hope os can ball

DBroncos4life
11-11-2012, 04:00 PM
Foles is better.

Ha!

DomCasual
07-25-2013, 12:30 PM
Bump, for Brock living life to it's fullest on the first day of training camp!

Powderaddict
07-25-2013, 12:41 PM
I wanna BROCK!

TheElusiveKyleOrton
07-25-2013, 12:43 PM
I wanna BROCK!

BROCK!

Kaylore
07-25-2013, 12:53 PM
The QB battle is at it's best. Camp is going to have it's exciting moments for sure this year. I hope Brock's talent and experience behind Peyton shows it's potential.

Powderaddict
07-25-2013, 12:56 PM
The QB battle is at it's best. Camp is going to have it's exciting moments for sure this year. I hope Brock's talent and experience behind Peyton shows it's potential.

Its easy to see what you did there.

i4jelway7
07-25-2013, 01:02 PM
Brock is gonna rock!!!
:thumbs:

Jack Elway approves this thread.

http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/asu/sports/m-footbl/auto_headshot/2149145.jpeg

^ Jack is on my PSN friends list :)

bronco militia
07-25-2013, 01:03 PM
http://scm-l3.technorati.com/10/12/05/22989/Fullscreen-capture-1252010-33736-PM.jpg

razorwire77
07-25-2013, 01:08 PM
"Its" a Brock party!

Irish Stout
07-25-2013, 01:13 PM
Any word if the dude has corrected his tat? I hope he has or does before he is the starter in a couple years. Otherwise we're going to have Raiders fans trying to correct our grammar, because sometimes they learn how to read and write while they're in prison.
And if they don't, some asshole on ESPN will point it out to them.

Also, I plan on using "brock" as a term of gratitude and degradation in the future.

For example, you hand me a beer - "Brock you very much fine sir."
You knock the beer out of my hand - "Brock you tuna breath!"

Tombstone RJ
07-25-2013, 01:16 PM
Any word if the dude has corrected his tat? I hope he has or does before he is the starter in a couple years. Otherwise we're going to have Raiders fans trying to correct our grammar, because sometimes they learn how to read and write while they're in prison.
And if they don't, some a-hole on ESPN will point it out to them.

Also, I plan on using "brock" as a term of gratitude and degradation in the future.

For example, you hand me a beer - "Brock you very much fine sir."
You knock the beer out of my hand - "Brock you tuna breath!"

I like it. And go Brock yourself!

broncocalijohn
07-25-2013, 01:23 PM
Not bad for a wasted draft pick according to many on here as late as last week.

and so it has been proven he is worthy of that pick?

This thread better not go the way of Hillis Thread. Oh, the thread was awesome but it was bad for the player.

This thread does seem to look like it is rolling the way of Foneco. :thumbs:

Brock "MF" Osweiler!

Irish Stout
07-25-2013, 01:26 PM
I like it. And go Brock yourself!

Oh my, well Brock you. Brock you very very much.

Irish Stout
07-25-2013, 01:27 PM
I like it. And go Brock yourself!

By the way, I hate your avatar. Mostly because I think that helmet would be insanely awesome. So Brock you for making me wish we had the old D in orange on white.

What if the helmet were orange and the D were blue and the horse remained white? Brocking awesome, right?!?!

broncocalijohn
07-25-2013, 01:28 PM
Wowz wat's going on in this plaze wid all duh grammar guyz!! i ist confuzed

Wait until Dan_Broncos_Fan comes into this thread. Those 2 will have a field day.

baja
07-25-2013, 01:34 PM
We had Tebowing


Now it's Brockering

Irish Stout
07-25-2013, 01:35 PM
I hope you were being sarcastic. That's totally improper.

The correct form is "Live life to its fullest."

Yes, I registered just so I could say this.

WHAT THE BROCK?!?! You created this account last November and you're posting for the first time now. It's like youve have been waiting on this moment for ever. And nows the time you get your first posting point across? You sir, are not living life to it's fullest.

Irish Stout
07-25-2013, 01:36 PM
We had Tebowing


Now it's Brockering

That sounds like a dirty sexual reference. Maybe something with double penetration involving large fruit.