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Gort
08-08-2012, 01:15 PM
so Cutler and his reality TV girlfriend had a kid today. congratulations to the new mom and pop.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mj9yplA1u5M/S-lt_MeZ6EI/AAAAAAAADtc/75G2fAKrPjE/s1600/ugly_baby.jpg

let's hope someday Cutler's kid becomes an NFL QB so Cutler will get the chance to turn in his kid's playbook, just like his dad before him!

too harsh? nah... it's Frown Cannon.

Beantown Bronco
08-08-2012, 01:22 PM
I heard on the light rail that his baby cut in front of another baby in the line to the nursery.

TheReverend
08-08-2012, 01:29 PM
The baby would've been born sooner, but it was too busy listening to his iPod to get its act together.

bronco militia
08-08-2012, 01:38 PM
The baby would've been born sooner, but it was too busy listening to his iPod to get its act together.

the king has returned! :D

bronco militia
08-08-2012, 01:40 PM
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/79782598/riversface.jpg

Marmalard @KingLaserface
GO, MY 18 CHILDREN, YOU NOW HAVE A LITTLE CUTLER****ER TO PUMMEL!

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TheReverend
08-08-2012, 01:53 PM
the king has returned! :D

http://www.sportsgrid.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/RODGERSBELT.gif.pagespeed.ce_.-gYOv8YQbg.gif

Rabb
08-08-2012, 02:13 PM
I heard Jay had to get his dad to cut the cord

Kaylore
08-08-2012, 02:15 PM
http://www.sportsgrid.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/RODGERSBELT.gif.pagespeed.ce_.-gYOv8YQbg.gif

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1oc46HQyN1r7kz9v.gif

ColoradoDarin
08-08-2012, 02:25 PM
Congrats! Let's hope the bag falls far from the douche, so to speak.

lonestar
08-08-2012, 02:35 PM
so Cutler and his reality TV girlfriend had a kid today. congratulations to the new mom and pop.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mj9yplA1u5M/S-lt_MeZ6EI/AAAAAAAADtc/75G2fAKrPjE/s1600/ugly_baby.jpg

let's hope someday Cutler's kid becomes an NFL QB so Cutler will get the chance to turn in his kid's playbook, just like his dad before him!

too harsh? nah... it's Frown Cannon.

must have been a girl..it is in his genes..

Pontius Pirate
08-08-2012, 02:38 PM
When it was born, he immediately wanted to be held and petted. He tried suckling some teet and swatted away a blanket the nurse tried to give him.

The baby, on the other hand, was fine.

baja
08-08-2012, 02:41 PM
Looks like Gerald Celente


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yIPRQAYP9UQ/TVMPlkGE7fI/AAAAAAAACtM/iiYWtw7V-7w/s1600/ecggeraldcelente03a.jpg

JakeZ01
08-08-2012, 02:51 PM
Word is the baby has been crying non stop.














since Mcdaniels fielded a call on Matt Cassel.

underrated29
08-08-2012, 03:09 PM
Looks like Gerald Celente


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yIPRQAYP9UQ/TVMPlkGE7fI/AAAAAAAACtM/iiYWtw7V-7w/s1600/ecggeraldcelente03a.jpg




It looks like Rowan Atkinson....AKA Mr. bean

baja
08-08-2012, 03:27 PM
It looks like Rowan Atkinson....AKA Mr. bean

Clearly, it also looks a little like Gerald Celente and if you are familiar with Gerald Celente it's kinda funny.

Houshyamama
08-08-2012, 04:28 PM
I thought he'd look a bit more like this:

http://i.imgur.com/XPMBl.jpg

Agamemnon
08-08-2012, 04:51 PM
http://www.sportsgrid.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/RODGERSBELT.gif.pagespeed.ce_.-gYOv8YQbg.gif

That's only animated gif I've ever seen that actually makes me dizzy...

cutthemdown
08-09-2012, 04:19 AM
He's going to have a crappy year now. Having a kid means getting woke up at night, having to learn how to be a daddy, and tons of things that could hurt his focus on football.

bowtown
08-09-2012, 04:42 AM
Hope that kid likes oatmeal.

AlienBronco
08-09-2012, 04:52 AM
http://www.sportsgrid.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/RODGERSBELT.gif.pagespeed.ce_.-gYOv8YQbg.gif
I Feel like throwing up.:raidersux:raidersux

v2micca
08-09-2012, 05:14 AM
My god, I had no idea we were still this Butt-hurt over Cutler. Seriously, we have Manning now. Time to move on.

Beantown Bronco
08-09-2012, 05:21 AM
My god, I had no idea we were still this Butt-hurt over Cutler. Seriously, we have Manning now. Time to move on.

You've been here for 8 years now. How could you even pretend to act surprised?

v2micca
08-09-2012, 05:29 AM
You've been here for 8 years now. How could you even pretend to act surprised?

Like I said, I had hoped that the excitement over the acquisition of Peyton F***ing Manning would help some people finally move on. I always try to hope for the best in my fellow Broncos fans.

i4jelway7
08-09-2012, 05:53 AM
congratulations your boys swam upstream in a skank & now you have an un-planned child by someone you probably would not marry had she not gotten pregnant

Gort
08-09-2012, 08:41 AM
My god, I had no idea we were still this Butt-hurt over Cutler. Seriously, we have Manning now. Time to move on.

1) Cutler is an ex-Bronco. he left in a douchey way.
2) he had a kid YESTERDAY.
3) we play his new team TODAY.

if you don't see how 1) + 2) + 3) allows for a little bit of mocking of him, and that's really all that's been going on here, then you are just.. well... retarded.

we're not being butthurt. we're being topical. pronounced TOP-ICK-ALL. look it up. add it to your vocabulary. and stop being douchey.

:)

UberBroncoMan
08-09-2012, 08:59 AM
This might grow him the **** up and make him into a player that makes better use of his talent.

errand
08-09-2012, 09:15 AM
This might grow him the **** up and make him into a player that makes better use of his talent.

I was thinking that as well...that perhaps now he's matured

lonestar
08-09-2012, 11:29 AM
This might grow him the **** up and make him into a player that makes better use of his talent.

Ahahahahaha all it will do is. Make him proclaim his seem is stronger than Elway.