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MABroncoFan
08-07-2012, 10:49 AM
Lindsay Jones‏@PostBroncos

Ty Warren jogged to the locker room during last team session and has not returned #broncos

yerner
08-07-2012, 10:52 AM
monster dookie

Rabb
08-07-2012, 10:53 AM
http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/536de563f1bbbec7fdd7f79607992148/http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/traditionone/oh-noes.gif

TonyR
08-07-2012, 10:56 AM
Hopefully it's just a case of eating that 3rd burrito before practice. Should have stopped at two.

BMarsh615
08-07-2012, 10:58 AM
Von Miller left practice early yesterday with an ankle injury and is back practicing today.

Drunken.Broncoholic
08-07-2012, 10:59 AM
Any player that has played in recent years I wouldnt be worried. A player who has missed 2 years and can't stay healthy worries me a bit.

bronco militia
08-07-2012, 11:00 AM
dental appointment?

Mogulseeker
08-07-2012, 11:04 AM
I don't have high hopes for Warren to play much this year. I approached the offseason as if he wasn't even on the roster...

Rohirrim
08-07-2012, 11:05 AM
When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam...

Ambiguous
08-07-2012, 11:07 AM
He was only jogging? Was it a spinal cord injury or something?

baja
08-07-2012, 11:49 AM
They are saying it was a loose sphincter, this can be a messy issue but recovery is quick.

Drunken.Broncoholic
08-07-2012, 12:03 PM
They are saying it was a loose sphincter, this can be a messy issue but recovery is quick.

Loose stools is messy. I think he just got sick

baja
08-07-2012, 12:07 PM
Loose stools is messy. I think he just got sick

Too much Colon Blow?

ZONA
08-07-2012, 12:15 PM
Lindsay Jones‏@PostBroncos

Ty Warren jogged to the locker room during last team session and has not returned #broncos

Yes, OMG, a player has to go to the locker room and hasn't been back to the field in half an hour, alert the press. Something must be wrong.


WTF is wrong with our society today. Good lord people. Pull your FKN heads out of your asses and don't freak over every little thing that happens.

Beantown Bronco
08-07-2012, 12:15 PM
Interestingly, the team released the footage of the act in question....


<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SIZU_NZRfjA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

WolfpackGuy
08-07-2012, 12:21 PM
Warren is turrin this team apart!

Kaylore
08-07-2012, 12:24 PM
There was a flu bug going around. I know Stokely and I think one other person got it.

Anyway, they are being cautious with some of the starters. DT took a practice off because of "tightness" in his Achilles.

DENVERDUI55
08-07-2012, 12:31 PM
A turd turned sideways on him.

Quoydogs
08-07-2012, 12:34 PM
A turd turned sideways on him.

Is that called a breach ?

Kaylore
08-07-2012, 12:43 PM
Fight through the foam!

http://www.allhailtheblackmarket.com/runner-poop-pants.jpg

MABroncoFan
08-07-2012, 01:00 PM
Lindsay Jones‏@lindsay_h_jones

John Fox said Ty Warren had "stomach issues" today, and that's why he left practice early. I'll spare you the other details.

Ray Finkle
08-07-2012, 01:01 PM
Fight through the foam!

http://www.allhailtheblackmarket.com/runner-poop-pants.jpg

that's dedication....

if that was ever me, I better be running to save my girls or from a rabid animal...

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ZONA
08-07-2012, 01:05 PM
Yup, great post. I'm so glad now that I know Warren left practice with an upset stomach. I feel so well informed now. Good grief.

GreatBronco16
08-07-2012, 01:42 PM
Lindsay Jones‏@lindsay_h_jones

John Fox said Ty Warren had "stomach issues" today, and that's why he left practice early. I'll spare you the other details.

Damn man. Tough that **** out.

baja
08-07-2012, 01:47 PM
Fight through the foam!

http://www.allhailtheblackmarket.com/runner-poop-pants.jpg

LOL look at the expressions of the on lookers. LOL

baja
08-07-2012, 02:00 PM
Is that called a breach ?

Hanging chad chunk.

i4jelway7
08-07-2012, 02:20 PM
Defensive tackle Ty Warren left practice early due to “stomach issues,” Head Coach John Fox said.

vancejohnson82
08-07-2012, 02:25 PM
We should trade him

DENVERDUI55
08-07-2012, 02:30 PM
Is that called a breach ?

Colic!

Lestat
08-07-2012, 03:29 PM
the man had to jog to the can and this is big news? i guess it's the idea that he's been hurt for nearly 2 1/2 seasons.

Bacchus
08-07-2012, 03:35 PM
Fight through the foam!

http://www.allhailtheblackmarket.com/runner-poop-pants.jpg

wow, dedication

cutthemdown
08-07-2012, 03:40 PM
I have a feeling Warren has a big year for Denver.

cmhargrove
08-07-2012, 04:04 PM
Defensive tackle Ty Warren left practice early due to “stomach issues,” Head Coach John Fox said.

Chukwurah would have stayed out on the field...

SonOfLe-loLang
08-07-2012, 04:09 PM
Chukwurah would have stayed out on the field...

did he diarrhea in his pants? Whats the story there?

cmhargrove
08-07-2012, 04:17 PM
did he diarrhea in his pants? Whats the story there?

Actually vomit. Don't you remember when Chuky was playing so hard he blew chunks on the field during the game?

SonOfLe-loLang
08-07-2012, 04:25 PM
Actually vomit. Don't you remember when Chuky was playing so hard he blew chunks on the field during the game?

Oh that i do remember. I remember so little about him other than he was 1) maniac and 2) a motorcycle enthusiast

DENVERDUI55
08-07-2012, 04:27 PM
Actually vomit. Don't you remember when Chuky was playing so hard he blew chunks on the field during the game?

There was a crazy white DT in the Elway era I remember doing it too. His name slips my mind. He blew chunks on the ball if I remember it right. Drazic or something like that was his name.

SonOfLe-loLang
08-07-2012, 04:38 PM
There was a crazy white DT in the Elway era I remember doing it too. His name slips my mind. He blew chunks on the ball if I remember it right. Drazic or something like that was his name.

Darren Drozdov (who became a pro wrestler)

Ray Finkle
08-07-2012, 04:41 PM
Darren Drozdov (who became a pro wrestler)

And then was paralyzed in the ring.

Dr. Broncenstein
08-07-2012, 05:50 PM
Looks like that runner guy punched a hole in his oil pan.

ZONA
08-07-2012, 07:30 PM
There's no story here people. You can all go back home. Post should not have even been started in the first place.

Vegas_Bronco
08-07-2012, 07:47 PM
Warren taking the Browns to the super bowl..

...browns

Agamemnon
08-07-2012, 08:03 PM
Fight through the foam!

http://www.allhailtheblackmarket.com/runner-poop-pants.jpg

Proof that sometimes it's actually okay to quit. Hilarious!

BMarsh615
08-08-2012, 09:38 AM
<s>@</s>PostBroncos (https://twitter.com/PostBroncos) Ty Warren over tummy troubles and back at practice. Same other Gus still out: Bannan, Carter, Grisham. R Harris and G Orton testing ankles

Tombstone RJ
08-08-2012, 09:45 AM
Proof that sometimes it's actually okay to quit. Hilarious!

the people in the background are pretty funny too. Yah, sometimes you just need to pull over and crap. He probably ran by 30 port-a-potties.

Beantown Bronco
08-08-2012, 09:56 AM
G Orton testing ankles

Must be something with the last name that makes you want to grab your ankles.

RaiderH8r
08-08-2012, 09:58 AM
<s>@</s>PostBroncos (https://twitter.com/PostBroncos) Ty Warren over tummy troubles and back at practice. Same other Gus still out: Bannan, Carter, Grisham. R Harris and G Orton testing ankles

Ty Warren does not have a "tummy". My 4 year old has a tummy. Ty Warren has a gut and Ty's gut and mud butt destroyed stall 6 in the locker room. Add Taco John's to Warren's list of **** he can't do anymore.

pricejj
08-08-2012, 10:20 AM
the people in the background are pretty funny too. Yah, sometimes you just need to pull over and crap. He probably ran by 30 port-a-potties.

Yeah, people who crap on themselves because they think it will improve their time are morons.

Run off the road and pop a squat, then wash your ass off when you get to the next port-o-potty. Much easier to run with a clean crack then with one that is rubbed raw from dookie.

DENVERDUI55
08-08-2012, 10:22 AM
Ty Warren is back after turning inside out and destroying the lockeroom. You could call that a distraction.

Quoydogs
08-08-2012, 10:25 AM
Yeah, people who crap on themselves because they think it will improve their time are morons.

Run off the road and pop a squat, then wash your ass off when you get to the next port-o-potty. Much easier to run with a clean crack then with one that is rubbed raw from dookie.

Not trying to be rude here but it kinda sounds like you know this from experience?

Agamemnon
08-08-2012, 10:36 AM
Yeah, people who crap on themselves because they think it will improve their time are morons.

Run off the road and pop a squat, then wash your ass off when you get to the next port-o-potty. Much easier to run with a clean crack then with one that is rubbed raw from dookie.

Just imagining the burn makes me cringe...

Garcia Bronco
08-08-2012, 10:45 AM
Awesome...you have to take a D and it's tweet news.

pricejj
08-08-2012, 10:52 AM
Not trying to be rude here but it kinda sounds like you know this from experience?

Well, I was out in the woods once and had to take a dook. I wiped with pine needles (the only thing available), and finished the last mile. Needless to say, it wasn't very comfortable, and my friends kept calling me skidmark.

Everybody here has had a chapped ass before, and I'm pretty sure it doesn't make you faster.