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bases055
07-23-2012, 02:08 AM
Hi gang! Thought I would finally "mane" up and start posting on here. Life long Broncos fan, been coming to this site for years to get the latest news and the fans opinion of our team.

Few things...Kaylore is funny as hell, KCStud is a douche and Bob is a closet Broncos fan. At least has come to realize how much kc sucks...awesome thread by the way! Oh, pretty sure Bob is also that chowduh wannabe. Entertaining to say the least.

Finally, Tebow is long gone so some of you should just get over it, at least enjoy some completions in the next few years. Osweiler was a great pick for the future, DJ Williams can go away, Doom and Clady will be Broncos for life, and Champ will finally get his ring before he hangs them up for good with PM manning chuckin' the ball.

Chris
...I'll join the Council of Chris if there are any mass beer drinking positions still available

Blueflame
07-23-2012, 03:08 AM
Welcome to the Mane... :wave: Er... I mean... posting on the Mane (out of lurk mode... LOL)

Ray Finkle
07-23-2012, 06:02 AM
Hi gang! Thought I would finally "mane" up and start posting on here. Life long Broncos fan, been coming to this site for years to get the latest news and the fans opinion of our team.

Few things...Kaylore is funny as hell, KCStud is a douche and Bob is a closet Broncos fan. At least has come to realize how much kc sucks...awesome thread by the way! Oh, pretty sure Bob is also that chowduh wannabe. Entertaining to say the least.

Finally, Tebow is long gone so some of you should just get over it, at least enjoy some completions in the next few years. Osweiler was a great pick for the future, DJ Williams can go away, Doom and Clady will be Broncos for life, and Champ will finally get his ring before he hangs them up for good with PM manning chuckin' the ball.

Chris
...I'll join the Council of Chris if there are any mass beer drinking positions still available


Some Check Kaylore's IP address. I think he's trying to pad his Council of Chris agenda!

Just kidding, welcome!

cutthemdown
07-23-2012, 06:15 AM
Yeah but he thinks Kaylore is funny? We better wait to see how his football takes are. :)

Kaylore
07-23-2012, 07:33 AM
Shut up, you! His name is Chris and that instantly makes him way more qualified than most of you - even if his taste is humor is terrible!

Kaylore
07-23-2012, 07:35 AM
Some Check Kaylore's IP address. I think he's trying to pad his Council of Chris agenda!

Just kidding, welcome!

You got me! I created this false account six years ago and have been waiting six years to finally use it.

oubronco
07-23-2012, 07:38 AM
You got me! I created this false account six years ago and have been waiting six years to finally use it.

Patience Grasshopper

Ray Finkle
07-23-2012, 07:38 AM
You got me! I created this false account six years ago and have been waiting six years to finally use it.

best laid plans take time.....


I don't trust people named Chris....you're all shifty bastards!

bases055
07-23-2012, 07:40 AM
:thumbs:Shut up, you! His name is Chris and that instantly makes him way more qualified than most of you - even if his taste is humor is terrible!

Hey I thought mane up was pretty good :thumbs:

bases055
07-23-2012, 07:42 AM
best laid plans take time.....


I don't trust people named Chris....you're all shifty bastards!


You're just scared of our numbers

Ray Finkle
07-23-2012, 07:44 AM
You're just scared of our numbers

No the MF Kevin brigade is strong.....

Kaylore
07-23-2012, 07:50 AM
No the MF Kevin brigade is strong.....

Bring it, b****.

bronco militia
07-23-2012, 07:51 AM
welcome to the Mane....

bases055
07-23-2012, 08:03 AM
welcome to the Mane....


Thank you..itching like the rest of you to see the upcoming season, I lost any patience I had once PM signed. Was getting tired of all the Tebow/sign a DT threads everywhere

bronco militia
07-23-2012, 08:14 AM
Thank you..itching like the rest of you to see the upcoming season, I lost any patience I had once PM signed. Was getting tired of all the Tebow/sign a DT threads everywhere

yeah, it's been a dramatic 3 years since Shanny was fired.

Ray Finkle
07-23-2012, 08:20 AM
Bring it, b****.

oh it's on....and I am a MF army of one! I don't need minions....:yayaya:

bases055
07-23-2012, 08:31 AM
oh it's on....and I am a MF army of one! I don't need minions....:yayaya:


How many Chris' are in the world?

Too many...I smell fear

Requiem
07-23-2012, 08:36 AM
Welcome to the Council of Chris. You can be our beer brewer. There has been tension in the Council as of late as Kaylore has been trying to convert many of us to Mormonism. Little does he know we are voting him out of the Council next week, and he will have to start a new council somewhere in New Mexico.

Ray Finkle
07-23-2012, 09:00 AM
How many Chris' are in the world?

Too many...I smell fear

ha ha....

the only thing you will smell is defeat (yes, I know this is bordering on stupid Ben Stiller quotes)....

bases055
07-23-2012, 09:06 AM
Welcome to the Council of Chris. You can be our beer brewer. There has been tension in the Council as of late as Kaylore has been trying to convert many of us to Mormonism. Little does he know we are voting him out of the Council next week, and he will have to start a new council somewhere in New Mexico.


Wow I didn't know they had those there. Note to self, don't go to New Mexico...or Utah.

And hell yeah i'll brew the beer if I can drink while I work...cheers!

bases055
07-23-2012, 09:12 AM
ha ha....

the only thing you will smell is defeat (yes, I know this is bordering on stupid Ben Stiller quotes)....


Sorry man, Kevin ain't got **** on Chris. With all the variations I'm not sure any name does.

On a side note, who is broncosteven and why does he like little girls so much?

Drunken.Broncoholic
07-23-2012, 09:20 AM
Chris is a powerful name. But put an SY or Simms next to it and it becomes vulnerable.

bases055
07-23-2012, 09:35 AM
Chris is a powerful name. But put an SY or Simms next to it and it becomes vulnerable.

That doesn't count, we stopped claiming Chris Simms a long time ago...he had some exspleening to do during that loss to Carolina. No excuses.

Ray Finkle
07-23-2012, 09:35 AM
Sorry man, Kevin ain't got **** on Chris. With all the variations I'm not sure any name does.

On a side note, who is broncosteven and why does he like little girls so much?

Chris can also be a girls name....Kevin cannot

Game

Set

Match!

bronco militia
07-23-2012, 09:38 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/99/Itispat.jpg/200px-Itispat.jpg

SoCalBronco
07-23-2012, 09:41 AM
Finkle definitely put the mf in ray mf finkle.

baja
07-23-2012, 09:41 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/99/Itispat.jpg/200px-Itispat.jpg

Pat could have been a 'Chris"

bronco militia
07-23-2012, 09:43 AM
Pat could have been a 'Chris"

chris is dating pat.

bases055
07-23-2012, 09:44 AM
Chris can also be a girls name....Kevin cannot

Game

Set

Match!


Hmmmm.....

https://m.facebook.com/pages/A-Girl-Named-Kevin/327832957231346?id=327832957231346&_rdr

Hope its not you...Kevin just got girld!

baja
07-23-2012, 09:46 AM
chris is dating pat.

But will they get pregnant?

bases055
07-23-2012, 09:53 AM
But will they get pregnant?


If a tree falls in the woods...

Ray Finkle
07-23-2012, 09:56 AM
Hmmmm.....

https://m.facebook.com/pages/A-Girl-Named-Kevin/327832957231346?id=327832957231346&_rdr

Hope its not you...Kevin just got girld!

one outlier does not make the norm!

Kaylore
07-23-2012, 10:00 AM
Chris can also be a girls name....Kevin cannot

Game

Set

Match!

Exactly! We have men, women and gender-neutral androgynous forces on our side. You're effectively surrounded. Your end is inevitable.


Chris Hemsworth approves this message.

http://www.tomcorsonknowles.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Chris-Hemsworth-Is-Thor.jpg

Kaylore
07-23-2012, 10:01 AM
Chris Pine says "set phasers to awesome."

http://www.badhaven.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/198494-chris-pine-kirk.jpeg

Kaylore
07-23-2012, 10:02 AM
Christopher Kimball says "Let's bake some pies."

http://iamatvjunkie.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451c17f69e2011278dd9ceb28a4-300wi

...ok so that one doesn't work as well...

bases055
07-23-2012, 10:08 AM
Signed this one up for our light work...

bases055
07-23-2012, 10:10 AM
He kicks ass though

bronco militia
07-23-2012, 10:12 AM
another famous Chris:

http://dlnqnt.com/storage/chris-crocker-crying%20dlnqnt.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=133 9102430455

Kaylore
07-23-2012, 10:15 AM
See? Even the horrible Chrises are legendary.

bronco militia
07-23-2012, 10:17 AM
not a chris, but I thought this thread was appropriate for this ;D



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broncocalijohn
07-23-2012, 10:19 AM
Some Check Kaylore's IP address. I think he's trying to pad his Council of Chris agenda!

Just kidding, welcome!

Im thinking it is Rev trying to circumvent his banning. He is turning a new leaf and wants to start all over.

Whoever you are, sounds like you know enough about the Mane but if not, study effects of Ambien, going to Myrtle Beach with a girlfriend and letting kids watch Ghostbusters.

bases055
07-23-2012, 10:25 AM
not a chris, but I thought this thread was appropriate for this ;D



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How do you know that's not a Chris? If you don't know someone's name just call out Chris, you'll probably be right

bases055
07-23-2012, 10:27 AM
Im thinking it is Rev trying to circumvent his banning. He is turning a new leaf and wants to start all over.

Whoever you are, sounds like you know enough about the Mane but if not, study effects of Ambien, going to Myrtle Beach with a girlfriend and letting kids watch Ghostbusters.


Rick James wasn't lying was he

baja
07-23-2012, 10:31 AM
They even have their own donut, chrispy cream.

bronco militia
07-23-2012, 10:36 AM
How do you know that's not a Chris? If you don't know someone's name just call out Chris, you'll probably be right

his name is Andre

bases055
07-23-2012, 10:42 AM
his name is Andre


I'll take your word for it

Oleg Gordievsky
07-23-2012, 12:12 PM
:afro:Oleg is welcoming bases055 and person's cornhole to Maning!

oubronco
07-23-2012, 12:27 PM
Cornholio needs TP for his bunghole

Ray Finkle
07-23-2012, 12:32 PM
You have your lame Chris's...

Beat Kevin Bacon!

Man has not aged a bit over the past 4 decades (and has a trivia game named after him).....pfft to your Chris wussy actors.

Bronco Yoda
07-23-2012, 12:37 PM
I smell a khan-job! :)

Kaylore
07-23-2012, 01:14 PM
You have your lame Chris's...

Beat Kevin Bacon!

Man has not aged a bit over the past 4 decades (and has a trivia game named after him).....pfft to your Chris wussy actors.

I'll admit, Kevin Bacon is a very strong play. There are few who can compete. There is one, however, I think is up to the task.

http://www.hooptywagon.com/img/ani/Walken%2520Cowbell.gif

http://i45.tinypic.com/snjdck.jpg


http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb234/vurdlak8/freakouteyes.gif

Pony Boy
07-23-2012, 01:39 PM
Hi gang! Thought I would finally "mane" up and start posting on here. Life long Broncos fan, been coming to this site for years to get the latest news and the fans opinion of our team.

Few things...Kaylore is funny as hell, KCStud is a douche and Bob is a closet Broncos fan. At least has come to realize how much kc sucks...awesome thread by the way! Oh, pretty sure Bob is also that chowduh wannabe. Entertaining to say the least.

Finally, Tebow is long gone so some of you should just get over it, at least enjoy some completions in the next few years. Osweiler was a great pick for the future, DJ Williams can go away, Doom and Clady will be Broncos for life, and Champ will finally get his ring before he hangs them up for good with PM manning chuckin' the ball.

Chris
...I'll join the Council of Chris if there are any mass beer drinking positions still available

Welcome back TGN now you don't have to snipe neg rep from the shadows.

Ray Finkle
07-23-2012, 01:41 PM
I'll admit, Kevin Bacon is a very strong play. There are few who can compete. There is one, however, I think is up to the task.

http://www.hooptywagon.com/img/ani/Walken%2520Cowbell.gif

http://i45.tinypic.com/snjdck.jpg


http://www.moillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb234/vurdlak8/freakouteyes.gif

True, you do get some credit for a Chris that while may be awesome, speaks as if he had blunt force trauma....

This Kevin on the other hand does not:

Kaylore
07-23-2012, 03:00 PM
Kevin Spacey is alright, but I just dropped Christopher Walken on you. You're gonna have to come harder.

hint: (you played Kevin Bacon too early.)

Ray Finkle
07-23-2012, 03:04 PM
Kevin Spacey is alright, but I just dropped Christopher Walken on you. You're gonna have to come harder.

hint: (you played Kevin Bacon too early.)

When you drop the Bacon bomb, you do not need an encore.....