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BroncoBen
07-19-2012, 12:24 PM
Track and Field just got interesting...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tMgmYutL9W0

oubronco
07-19-2012, 12:45 PM
Smooth as silk

Dr. Broncenstein
07-19-2012, 12:58 PM
She could hurdle the kitchen island on the way to fix me a sammich.

oubronco
07-19-2012, 12:59 PM
And bend over to get me a beer from the bottom shelf............POW

Taco John
07-19-2012, 12:59 PM
She could hurdle the kitchen island on the way to fix me a sammich.

Back back back back back!

Kaylore
07-19-2012, 01:02 PM
She's hot! Brunettes are awesome.

broncocalijohn
07-19-2012, 01:08 PM
Maybe I need to see more pics but I am feeling "Butta face" on this one. Nice body but ta face.

Drunken.Broncoholic
07-19-2012, 01:09 PM
I would take broncobens AV chick over her. Matter of fact I'd take ANY broncoben AV chicks.

Crushaholic
07-19-2012, 01:15 PM
What the hell is that dance? Ah, who cares...:thumbs:

Beantown Bronco
07-19-2012, 01:26 PM
I always love how even the girls way back in last place in these races lean forward at the finish line, like that's going to help.

SouthStndJunkie
07-19-2012, 01:31 PM
Looks like a female Tim Tebow....but she probably puts out.

Bigdawg26
07-19-2012, 01:35 PM
She could hurdle the kitchen island on the way to fix me a sammich.

LOL!

Drunken.Broncoholic
07-19-2012, 02:28 PM
Just noticed it said junior world championships. Is this chick even legal?

55CrushEm
07-19-2012, 02:36 PM
Maybe I need to see more pics but I am feeling "Butta face" on this one. Nice body but ta face.

It's butter face......as in "everything's hot, BUT her face"

Same thing, though....

:giggle:

broncoblue
07-19-2012, 02:42 PM
Just noticed it said junior world championships. Is this chick even legal?

im gonna google before my stiffie rises a bit more

broncoblue
07-19-2012, 02:43 PM
http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2012/07/19/michelle-jenneke-has-taken-over-the-internet-with-her-warmup-dance/


shes legal in england ..19
http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2012/07/19/michelle-jenneke-has-taken-over-the-internet-with-her-warmup-dance/

Drunken.Broncoholic
07-19-2012, 02:49 PM
http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2012/07/19/michelle-jenneke-has-taken-over-the-internet-with-her-warmup-dance/


shes legal in england ..19
http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2012/07/19/michelle-jenneke-has-taken-over-the-internet-with-her-warmup-dance/

Ha! Can't wait to see that dance in HD

Smiling Assassin27
07-19-2012, 03:09 PM
She can macarena for me any time.

Any.


Time.

Man-Goblin
07-19-2012, 03:26 PM
AUS! AUS! AUS!

Boogerboots
07-19-2012, 03:58 PM
I think 1129 is a dude.

Sweet jeebus. Outback or down under, she deserves a gold medal.

Is she in the trampoline event?

Heyneck
07-19-2012, 04:17 PM
http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2012/07/19/michelle-jenneke-has-taken-over-the-internet-with-her-warmup-dance/


shes legal in england ..19
http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2012/07/19/michelle-jenneke-has-taken-over-the-internet-with-her-warmup-dance/

And down here in Colombia!!!!

Lestat
07-19-2012, 05:46 PM
she's cute(not really hot face wise, but definitely cute). gotta say though. her ass is really nice.

24champ
07-19-2012, 08:16 PM
http://1.cdn.tapcdn.com/images/thumbs/taps/2012/07/michelle-jenneke-wedgie-gif-28119519-sz500x281-animate.gif

BroncsCheer
07-19-2012, 08:31 PM
Quaint, and she's got smoothe rhythm on the track.

Needs more speed to podium at the Olympics. Did she make the Aussie team?

Edit: I read the RantSports link. She's not going to London

lonestar
07-19-2012, 10:02 PM
the hurdles IMO are the toughest of all the track events.. Especially the longer ones..

takes a dedication and strength that straight running just does not have..

Pendejo
07-19-2012, 10:19 PM
I cannot wait until my daughter is a junior in HS and starts bringing her friends over for sleep overs.

I think I will have a lot of cold showers those nights and have to reread "Failure is not an option" to calm my nerves.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

You're ****ing creepy.

Broncos4Life
07-19-2012, 10:40 PM
I cannot wait until my daughter is a junior in HS and starts bringing her friends over for sleep overs.

I think I will have a lot of cold showers those nights and have to reread "Failure is not an option" to calm my nerves.

I was thinking American Beauty......

broncocalijohn
07-19-2012, 11:06 PM
Broncosteven has just crossed the line to creepy old man.

Bacchus
07-19-2012, 11:26 PM
That might be the greatest hurdler of all-time!

Bacchus
07-19-2012, 11:50 PM
Checkout the actual broadcast of it. The announcers couldn't even stop talking about her as they try to talk about the other runners. LOL The camera man has an especially hard time.

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Beantown Bronco
07-20-2012, 05:15 AM
How is she not related to Gina Carano? Could be her younger sister.

HILife
07-20-2012, 05:16 AM
she's cute(not really hot face wise, but definitely cute). gotta say though. her ass is really nice.

Shold've played this song to dance

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55CrushEm
07-20-2012, 07:17 AM
Checkout the actual broadcast of it. The announcers couldn't even stop talking about her as they try to talk about the other runners. LOL The camera man has an especially hard time.

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Yeah.....she's hot.

Karenin
07-20-2012, 07:52 AM
Maybe I need to see more pics but I am feeling "Butta face" on this one. Nice body but ta face.

I would bet a lot of money that's she's about 5 points higher on the 1-10 scale than anyone you've ever had sex with.

Karenin
07-20-2012, 07:54 AM
I cannot wait until my daughter is a junior in HS and starts bringing her friends over for sleep overs.

I think I will have a lot of cold showers those nights and have to reread "Failure is not an option" to calm my nerves.

Has anybody reported this post to the FBI yet? Because I'm about to.

55CrushEm
07-20-2012, 08:00 AM
Has anybody reported this post to the FBI yet? Because I'm about to.

Oh, chill out.

Maybe all his daughter's JHS friends are dumb, have stayed back a few times.....are are over 18.

Lestat
07-20-2012, 09:00 AM
lol i really don't see the issue with what broncosteven said. almost every guy thinks about it if their daughter has cute friends that are of age.

doesn't mean he'll actually do anything with them. he just said it out loud instead of thinking it.

55CrushEm
07-20-2012, 09:04 AM
lol i really don't see the issue with what broncosteven said. almost every guy thinks about it if their daughter has cute friends that are of age.

doesn't mean he'll actually do anything with them. he just said it out loud instead of thinking it.

But, but, but.........we need to CALL THE FBI !!!!!!!!!

orangeatheist
07-20-2012, 09:16 AM
I cannot wait until my daughter is a junior in HS and starts bringing her friends over for sleep overs.

I think I will have a lot of cold showers those nights and have to reread "Failure is not an option" to calm my nerves.

Hmmm...ever stop to think what one of these other girls' dads is thinking about YOUR daughter when SHE'S over at HIS house? Suddenly, that guy isn't so cool, is he?

Lestat
07-20-2012, 09:30 AM
Hmmm...ever stop to think what one of these other girls' dads is thinking about YOUR daughter when SHE'S over at HIS house? Suddenly, that guy isn't so cool, is he?

with the way things are today it's possible the dad,mother,brother,sister,friends at the sleepover and extended family could be thinking about doing the daughter.
hell once they become 16(depending on the hormones of the interested party)someone is likely to desire the daughter.
so nobody would be "cool" since the idea is to protect the daughter from any sexual advances.

BroncoFiend
07-20-2012, 12:52 PM
That little dance just made her millions in endorsements. She is going to get a lot of attention in the Olympics. I wonder if that is something she thought up as a publicity stunt. If so she deserves a lot of credit.

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
07-20-2012, 01:09 PM
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Beantown Bronco
07-20-2012, 01:31 PM
That little dance just made her millions in endorsements. She is going to get a lot of attention in the Olympics. I wonder if that is something she thought up as a publicity stunt. If so she deserves a lot of credit.

She's not running in the Olympics......this time around at least.

broncosteven
07-20-2012, 02:27 PM
I hope you're kidding about the can't wait stuff.....

I don't know exactly what I was thinking when I typed this, I wouldn't have even seen it if I wasn't repped for it. As I posted it after 10pm I am guessing I took an Ambien and then when I couldn't fall to sleep got bored and tried to type something funny and failed.

I would have deleted it if you guys didn't quote me all over the place.

I will admit hot chicks are hot but I am happily married and not going to do anything stupid other than type **** here after taking sleep aids and maybe wake up under an empty bag of Doritios.

broncocalijohn
07-20-2012, 09:11 PM
I don't know exactly what I was thinking when I typed this, I wouldn't have even seen it if I wasn't repped for it. As I posted it after 10pm I am guessing I took an Ambien and then when I couldn't fall to sleep got bored and tried to type something funny and failed.

I would have deleted it if you guys didn't quote me all over the place.

I will admit hot chicks are hot but I am happily married and not going to do anything stupid other than type **** here after taking sleep aids and maybe wake up under an empty bag of Doritios.

You know what ambien does to your basement, now you will know what it will do for your marriage. Nice move slick. Next time, drink yourself to sleep and unplug the computer.

broncocalijohn
07-20-2012, 09:17 PM
I would bet a lot of money that's she's about 5 points higher on the 1-10 scale than anyone you've ever had sex with.

Well, look who is back? They guy who has to comb the high schools since at that tender age, a guy at 5 foot 6 inches has a chance to get some. Either go back doing whatever you do when you are banned for the umpteenth time or realize many guys can get chicks hotter than that.
She has a great body and my list of past girls probably can't compete but I've had many better looking chicks than this athlete. My 19 year old girlfriend (my last gf before meeting my wife) when I was 27 was hotter.

GreatBronco16
07-20-2012, 10:52 PM
Well, look who is back? They guy who has to comb the high schools since at that tender age, a guy at 5 foot 6 inches has a chance to get some. Either go back doing whatever you do when you are banned for the umpteenth time or realize many guys can get chicks hotter than that.
She has a great body and my list of past girls probably can't compete but I've had many better looking chicks than this athlete. My 19 year old girlfriend (my last gf before meeting my wife) when I was 27 was hotter.

No pics to back it up I bet.:giggle:

broncocalijohn
07-20-2012, 11:58 PM
No pics to back it up I bet.:giggle:

Lol, no. Summer fling and she was basically a bitch that I knew wouldnt last too many months. Have no clue where a picture of her would be but if I could find the cool blonde I dated the year before, I will show that one.

Jay3
07-21-2012, 04:47 AM
Why do we even have a Int'l Olympic Committee if not for things like putting this girl in the Olympics?

Supreme Command Override!! World Council! Have Nick Fury talk to those big creepy talking heads on the video screen!

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
07-21-2012, 10:04 AM
Lol, no. Summer fling and she was basically a b**** that I knew wouldnt last too many months. Have no clue where a picture of her would be but if I could find the cool blonde I dated the year before, I will show that one.

Google!!!!

Pendejo
07-21-2012, 11:04 AM
I don't know exactly what I was thinking when I typed this, I wouldn't have even seen it if I wasn't repped for it. As I posted it after 10pm I am guessing I took an Ambien and then when I couldn't fall to sleep got bored and tried to type something funny and failed.

I would have deleted it if you guys didn't quote me all over the place.

I will admit hot chicks are hot but I am happily married and not going to do anything stupid other than type **** here after taking sleep aids and maybe wake up under an empty bag of Doritios.

Or a half eaten plate of veal.

Karenin
07-22-2012, 07:21 AM
Well, look who is back? They guy who has to comb the high schools since at that tender age, a guy at 5 foot 6 inches has a chance to get some. Either go back doing whatever you do when you are banned for the umpteenth time or realize many guys can get chicks hotter than that.
She has a great body and my list of past girls probably can't compete but I've had many better looking chicks than this athlete. My 19 year old girlfriend (my last gf before meeting my wife) when I was 27 was hotter.

Right, of course she was... Also, I love how you don't even try to pretend that your wife is hotter.

errand
07-22-2012, 10:01 AM
Right, of course she was... Also, I love how you don't even try to pretend that your wife is hotter.

A friend of mine at dinner was always talking about how hot his new GF was....and then the waitress said "So did you ever fix the AC?"

broncocalijohn
07-22-2012, 10:08 AM
Right, of course she was... Also, I love how you don't even try to pretend that your wife is hotter.

I was comparing when I was pulling in chicks at around that runners age. My wife is hotter than that chick (probably at 41 too). THe runner isn't that hot but body -wise, very few if any can compare to her body. Like I said at the beg. of thread; She is a "butter face".
Hell Karenin, you have stroked your horses, when you were a jockey, that were hotter looking than her.

Karenin
07-22-2012, 11:16 AM
Haha, there's probably less than a hundred 41 year olds on the planet hotter than that hurdler chick. I'm sure your fat, haggard, wrinkly, stretch marked, old ass wife is not one of them.

God I'm glad I'm not old.

broncocalijohn
07-22-2012, 12:06 PM
Haha, there's probably less than a hundred 41 year olds on the planet hotter than that hurdler chick. I'm sure your fat, haggard, wrinkly, stretch marked, old ass wife is not one of them.

God I'm glad I'm not old.

Oh you will be. 40s arent so bad once you are here. As long as you are not what you described above. Or dating one of those. Karenin, is that family smack? I think it is but we will let the Mods decide.

That chick isnt that hot but what would you know as you and your boys spring break in Laguna beach. Here is a little knowledge that you might want to know. The sugar daddies that you were looking for all moved to Palm Springs. That is now the hot bed of your type of sexual desires.

oubronco
07-22-2012, 12:16 PM
Haha, there's probably less than a hundred 41 year olds on the planet hotter than that hurdler chick. I'm sure your fat, haggard, wrinkly, stretch marked, old ass wife is not one of them.

God I'm glad I'm not old.

Damn, family smack are you serious?

SouthStndJunkie
07-22-2012, 12:53 PM
Haha, there's probably less than a hundred 41 year olds on the planet hotter than that hurdler chick. I'm sure your fat, haggard, wrinkly, stretch marked, old ass wife is not one of them.

God I'm glad I'm not old.

You're not very old yet, but you are very small from the looks of that picture of you riding that children's toy horse.

I'd estimate that you are about 5'1 or 5'2 and judging by your malice towards other posters on this board, I'm guessing you have angry small man's disease, so you try and rip on other people to make yourself feel better.

I guess I'd be upset too if I was in my 20s and was still unable to ride the big people rides at Elitch Gardens.

Take solace though, my vertically challenged fellow Maner....when you do eventually grow old, you'll probably shrink below the 5'0 mark and be eligible for a handicapped sticker and maybe even a booster seat at Denny's.

Go ahead and try and denigrate everyone else here to make yourself feel like a regular size man, but we all know you are a pint sized little angry hobbit that takes out his angst at others on the Internet, where everyone is 6'2 and 210 pounds behind their keyboard.

broncocalijohn
07-22-2012, 02:49 PM
^ Hard for him to do that for awhile. Looks like he is banned again. He might be in his 20s but he acts like a 12 year old. We have seen him in those pics, he shouldnt be busting anyone's balls.

Enjoy another banning Karen.

SouthStndJunkie
07-22-2012, 07:29 PM
Don't worry about it, broncosteven....I got that you were trying to be funny and the post came across wrong.

Some people around here take the opportunity to jump all over someone when they get the chance and then won't let it go.

The post may have come across the wrong way, but you are a good dude and now you are getting brow beat over it.

You don't have to apologize to anyone about it.

broncocalijohn
07-22-2012, 08:08 PM
^ It is good he did and not sure about his excuse though. What Maner would take Ambien after reading about TwinCityBronco about him ****ting in the basement while on the stuff?
I THink BroncoSteven has a NASA camp for junior high girls in his basement.

Chris
07-22-2012, 09:01 PM
Yo yo Stevey McSteves we gochyo back yo.

As an aside, that was one of the funniest things I've ever read.

broncosteven
07-22-2012, 09:08 PM
Yo yo Stevey McSteves we gochyo back yo.

As an aside, that was one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Thanks but out of all the 24k posts I have posted that is the one I don't want to be remembered for...

broncosteven
07-22-2012, 09:18 PM
I found out posting while on abiem is a bad mixture

I agree, I usually email friends and when I get done with that and still can't sleep I open the Mane and made the bad choice to try to be funny.

90% of the time the med works and I sleep and don't wake up under an empty doritios bag.

I saw my Dr last Tuesday and talked to him about lowering the dose too bad I haven't had the time to get the new script filled.

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
07-22-2012, 09:33 PM
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broncosteven
07-22-2012, 09:43 PM
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/7/19/12/anigif_enhanced-buzz-10025-1342713765-7.gif

THanks, I almost had this on page 2

bronco militia
07-23-2012, 07:18 AM
she's cute and all, but whatever.

55CrushEm
07-23-2012, 08:11 AM
Haha, there's probably less than a hundred 41 year olds on the planet hotter than that hurdler chick. I'm sure your fat, haggard, wrinkly, stretch marked, old ass wife is not one of them.

God I'm glad I'm not old.

Bull****! I've personally seen MANY 40+ year old women that are uber-hot, and MUCH better looking that the runner. People are so fitness-conscious now......you see older hot women everywhere.

bronco militia
07-23-2012, 08:22 AM
Bull****! I've personally seen MANY 40+ year old women that are uber-hot, and MUCH better looking that the runner. People are so fitness-conscious now......you see older hot women everywhere.

yep....

Cleo McDowell
07-23-2012, 11:59 AM
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GreatBronco16
07-23-2012, 12:15 PM
I'm sorry, but she is still freaking hot.:)

DomCasual
07-23-2012, 12:36 PM
Haha, there's probably less than a hundred 41 year olds on the planet hotter than that hurdler chick. I'm sure your fat, haggard, wrinkly, stretch marked, old ass wife is not one of them.

God I'm glad I'm not old.

The little fella is back, and still angry!

Aaaaand, now he's gone!

Seriously, my friend, no one here has an ounce of respect for you. We didn't before someone found your old MySpace profile. But once it was found, you went from just plain irritating to a source of comedy for the site.

You're shorter than most women I know, AND you're riding a play pony! I mean - should you really be talking trash to people?

DomCasual
07-23-2012, 12:46 PM
I agree, I usually email friends and when I get done with that and still can't sleep I open the Mane and made the bad choice to try to be funny.

90% of the time the med works and I sleep and don't wake up under an empty doritios bag.

I saw my Dr last Tuesday and talked to him about lowering the dose too bad I haven't had the time to get the new script filled.

It's hard to back down on the dose. What are you taking? 10mg?

Ambien gets a bad rap, because of the crazy stuff it makes some people do. But I'll tell you. It beats sleepless nights.

The good thing is that you don't seem to build a tolerance to it - at least I haven't. I've taken the same dose for over ten years.

broncosteven
07-23-2012, 01:13 PM
It's hard to back down on the dose. What are you taking? 10mg?

Ambien gets a bad rap, because of the crazy stuff it makes some people do. But I'll tell you. It beats sleepless nights.

The good thing is that you don't seem to build a tolerance to it - at least I haven't. I've taken the same dose for over ten years.

I am taking the CR's which are 12.5mg. I asked for a script to back it off to the 10mg IR. Just to see what happens.

I think the real issue is the neck and back pain is waking me up after I take the meds (the right way in bed for the night and initially fall asleep) the medicated me thinks I am normal gets bored and sends email or posts here. I have since woken up lucid in front of the laptop with an email full of gibberish and misspelt words before. It seems the later in the night I wake up the more normal my stuff is, if I wake up soon after taking it and falling asleep it is wacky embarrassing stuff. I guess it is no different than drunk posts but it is still embarrassing.

When I took the stuff before the accident I would sleep through the night and have no issues out side of some munchies.

Your right though, I would take an event like this every year or 2 rather than not be able to sleep at all.

broncocalijohn
07-23-2012, 01:14 PM
I am taking the CR's which are 12.5mg. I asked for a script to back it off to the 10mg IR. Just to see what happens.

I think the real issue is the neck and back pain is waking me up after I take the meds (the right way in bed for the night and initially fall asleep) the medicated me thinks I am normal gets bored and sends email or posts here. I have since woken up lucid in front of the laptop with an email full of gibberish and misspelt words before. It seems the later in the night I wake up the more normal my stuff is, if I wake up soon after taking it and falling asleep it is wacky embarrassing stuff. I guess it is no different than drunk posts but it is still embarrassing.

When I took the stuff before the accident I would sleep through the night and have no issues out side of some munchies.

Your right though, I would take an event like this every year or 2 rather than not be able to sleep at all.


I dont know. How many neg reps you get and do you need counciling ?

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
02-12-2013, 08:05 PM
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http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/clip-board/201302/viral-video-propels-track-star-swimsuit-issue

Some models spend years upon years trying to make it into the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. And most never make it.

For Michelle Jenneke, all it took was a quick dance.

You've probably seen the 19-year-old's now-famous pre-race dance, but if you haven't, you can check it out here.

Jenneke's instant fame earned her many rewards, including an appearance on The Tonight Show as well as a starring role in another viral video.

ghwk
02-12-2013, 10:06 PM
How long before she gets a nose job?

maven
02-13-2013, 08:24 AM
How long before she gets a nose job?

Good point. That's not a nose, it's a snout.

Tombstone RJ
02-13-2013, 08:31 AM
she's parlayed her bimbo dancing routine into a swimsuit magazine exclusive. Well played, well played. Next will be a movie or sitcom appearance. Perhaps she will be the spokesperson for a clothing line too? Then with the fame we will see the inevitable downward spiral into drugs and alcohol. From which she will recover, valiantly, as celebrities do and then write a book about it which will again put her into the spotlight.

Rabb
02-13-2013, 08:36 AM
How long before she gets a nose job?

just stop

SouthStndJunkie
02-13-2013, 08:36 AM
she's parlayed her bimbo dancing routine into a swimsuit magazine exclusive. Well played, well played. Next will be a movie or sitcom appearance. Perhaps she will be the spokesperson for a clothing line too? Then with the fame we will see the inevitable downward spiral into drugs and alcohol. From which she will recover, valiantly, as celebrities do and then write a book about it which will again put her into the spotlight.

Dude....don't leave out the homemade porn movie she's going to do that will be released by a scorned lover and easily accessible for all of us to see free of charge on the Internet.

Tombstone RJ
02-13-2013, 08:58 AM
Dude....don't leave out the homemade porn movie she's going to do that will be released by a scorned lover and easily accessible for all of us to see free of charge on the Internet.

ah yes, with the downward spiral will come the tattoos and lifestyle choices that wreak havoc on the young gals sensibilities, and then of course, the many other bad choices that follow...

SouthStndJunkie
02-13-2013, 09:13 AM
One beautiful young gal's trainwreck gives over 4 million males 20 minutes of enjoyable monkey punching.

ghwk
02-13-2013, 09:16 AM
just stop

Really, that was nothing compared to what followed.

SouthStndJunkie
02-13-2013, 09:22 AM
I think he was telling you to stop complaining about her nose.

I have no problem with her nose, it will look fine in her homemade movie.

Rabb
02-13-2013, 09:28 AM
I think he was telling you to stop complaining about her nose.

I have no problem with her nose, it will look fine in her homemade movie.

bingo

ghwk
02-13-2013, 09:28 AM
I think he was telling you to stop complaining about her nose.

I have no problem with her nose, it will look fine in her homemade movie.

LOL, I actually wasn't complaining about her nose, belive me I would take her home to meet Mom 10 times out of 10. I guarantee that some publicity/modeling agent will encourage her to have work done on it though if she wants to purse a career in modeling.

Hey even Jewell had work done on her trademark snaggle tooth and she actually had a talent--she can sing.

This young woman has an above average amateur hurdling career, and an awesome 15 sec. jiggy dance but thats about all. She can make some bank with the modeling, or home movies whichever she prefers.

Tombstone RJ
02-13-2013, 09:31 AM
Well, she's already working on her tan, so she's got that going for her...

Bacchus
02-13-2013, 07:01 PM
One beautiful young gal's trainwreck gives over 4 million males 20 minutes of enjoyable monkey punching.

20 minutes? Wow, you are wasting your time if it takes you that long.

Lestat
02-13-2013, 07:45 PM
damn i love hot chicks with accents. her nose is fine, if you're doing her and concentrating on her nose then she's either terrible or you need to move out the way and let someone else have at it.

ZONA
02-13-2013, 08:38 PM
Maybe I need to see more pics but I am feeling "Butta face" on this one. Nice body but ta face.

Nah, she's really cute, great smile, awesome bod.

richpjr
02-13-2013, 09:35 PM
She has a nose?

canadianbroncosfan
02-14-2013, 03:25 AM
She has a nose?

^5 :rofl:

canadianbroncosfan
02-14-2013, 03:26 AM
How long before she gets surgery to fix those pointy elbows?

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-14-2013, 06:47 AM
she's parlayed her bimbo dancing routine into a swimsuit magazine exclusive. Well played, well played. Next will be a movie or sitcom appearance. Perhaps she will be the spokesperson for a clothing line too? Then with the fame we will see the inevitable downward spiral into drugs and alcohol. From which she will recover, valiantly, as celebrities do and then write a book about it which will again put her into the spotlight.

Little bitter about how your life turned out, gramps?

SouthStndJunkie
02-14-2013, 08:17 AM
20 minutes? Wow, you are wasting your time if it takes you that long.

It takes me 10 minutes to get my hand in the mood.

Tombstone RJ
02-14-2013, 09:08 AM
Little bitter about how your life turned out, gramps?

Nope, I just don't admire or celebrate the hollywood lifestyle. If you haven't seen the pattern I described time after time then you are blind.

Guess Who
09-01-2014, 07:56 PM
Michelle Jenneke takes the ice bucket challenge. I don't know what the **** she said (does she speak English LOOL???) but it is pretty cool.

http://thebiglead.com/2014/08/31/michelle-jenneke-made-a-splash-with-her-ice-bucket-challenge/?utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=referral

myMind
09-01-2014, 08:06 PM
Michelle Jenneke takes the ice bucket challenge. I don't know what the **** she said (does she speak English LOOL???) but it is pretty cool.

http://thebiglead.com/2014/08/31/michelle-jenneke-made-a-splash-with-her-ice-bucket-challenge/?utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=referral

Yes, Australians speak English.

Kaylore
09-01-2014, 08:22 PM
Yes, Australians speak English.

It's a very lo0se definition of English.

Bronc0guy
09-01-2014, 10:39 PM
Michelle Jenneke takes the ice bucket challenge. I don't know what the **** she said (does she speak English LOOL???) but it is pretty cool.

http://thebiglead.com/2014/08/31/michelle-jenneke-made-a-splash-with-her-ice-bucket-challenge/?utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=referral

Who cares, I couldn't get past her nose. Gross. Hurdles are gross.

ZONA
09-01-2014, 10:46 PM
Who cares, I couldn't get past her nose. Gross. Hurdles are gross.

OMG, man up already. If you wouldn't hit that then you are either closet gay or , well there is no or, any straight man would hit that.

Bronc0guy
09-01-2014, 11:08 PM
OMG, man up already. If you wouldn't hit that then you are either closet gay or , well there is no or, any straight man would hit that.

Of course I would. It's an old thread that was created before I joined, I was just poking fun at the guys who said her nose was too big. Lol. I read through it all beforehand.

ghwk
09-01-2014, 11:10 PM
LOL even now I think she needs it fixed for a modeling career. It's fine for me, she's fine for me, I'm just talking about modeling. Bangin bod.

Bronc0guy
09-01-2014, 11:15 PM
LOL even now I think she needs it fixed for a modeling career. It's fine for me, she's fine for me, I'm just talking about modeling. Bangin bod.

Bangin' body. And I love how she's just basically laughing off all these girls about to run against her/flirting with a worldwide audience of men. I honestly thought she was about to get embarrassed in the race before I watched it. Then she won, and I went from 11:59 to midnight. ( I was already enjoying it)

myMind
09-02-2014, 01:24 AM
It's a very lose definition of English.

That depends on if your definition of lose is actually loose. It seems we all might wander from time to time.

Guess Who
09-02-2014, 05:40 AM
Of course I would. It's an old thread that was created before I joined, I was just poking fun at the guys who said her nose was too big. Lol. I read through it all beforehand.

Her nose is ok, she really needs to learn to speak English instead of that garbage language.

GreatBronco16
09-02-2014, 07:18 AM
she really needs to learn to speak English instead of that garbage language.

Uhh Really?

Chrissy Rules
09-02-2014, 07:38 AM
It seems we all might wander from time to time.
You don't say...;D

Irish Stout
09-02-2014, 08:22 AM
Of course I would. It's an old thread that was created before I joined, I was just poking fun at the guys who said her nose was too big. Lol. I read through it all beforehand.

Zona is typically a great poster, but once in awhile he misses the sarcasm on a thread. Its always a risk to use sarcasm online (and in person).

I think its really interesting how your horse avatar has hands.

Kaylore
09-02-2014, 08:34 AM
That depends on if your definition of lose is actually loose. It seems we all might wander from time to time.

Autocorrect can be a bitch especially when you're texting from the Parade of homes.

Bronc0guy
09-02-2014, 08:42 AM
Zona is typically a great poster, but once in awhile he misses the sarcasm on a thread. Its always a risk to use sarcasm online (and in person).

I think its really interesting how your horse avatar has hands.

Yep, he is. I can usually count on him to either back me up or try to straighten me out when it's really late, and I'm about 12 deep on those stout Irish beers.

And yes, my horse has hands. If it's going to run with a football and stiff arm people, those are kind of a necessity.