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55CrushEm
07-17-2012, 02:54 PM
http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2012/07/17/man-claims-worlds-largest-penis-got-him-frisked-at-sfo/

:rofl:

peacepipe
07-17-2012, 02:57 PM
jesus,the guy can make a horse feel insecure.

razorwire77
07-17-2012, 02:58 PM
According to online reports, Falconís penis is nearly 10 inches long when flaccid, and more than 13 inches long when erect. Online articles suggest it is the largest ever recorded.



* Looks Down *

Yup. . . That's about right . . .

Smiling Assassin27
07-17-2012, 02:59 PM
Luckiest man alive. Can please his woman in the bedroom while still watching the Bronco game in the living room.

broncocalijohn
07-17-2012, 03:00 PM
I AM GOING TO SAY since it was San Francisco, he is well known in that community and the male TSA guard recognized him. Blart is now applying for a TSA job.

55CrushEm
07-17-2012, 03:01 PM
Thanks, fellas.......I must say....I AM proud of it.....of course, if an erection comes on too quickly.....I feel light-headed.

:giggle:

broncosteven
07-17-2012, 06:53 PM
"you can fit more than three hands on it."

Hands across America could have used this dude.

Captain 'Dre
07-17-2012, 07:36 PM
Thanks, fellas.......I must say....I AM proud of it.....of course, if an erection comes on too quickly.....I feel light-headed.

:giggle:

...and your pants shred like the Incredible Hulk's? :thumbs:

Captain 'Dre
07-17-2012, 07:36 PM
"you can fit more than three hands on it."

Hands across America could have used this dude.

Or was that "Diques across America"? Ha!

Archer81
07-17-2012, 08:03 PM
Leave it to straight men to think 13 inches is a blessing.



:Broncos:

Boogerboots
07-17-2012, 08:08 PM
Yippee ki yay Mr. Falcon!

chawknz
07-18-2012, 11:57 AM
I've heard of this guy... He runs a public access show in NYC that discusses the Yankees. He's always coming under fire from prank calls from the Howard Stern show.

http://youtu.be/GjfFoxxIvq4 (bad language)

Bacchus
07-18-2012, 01:37 PM
Leave it to straight men to think 13 inches is a blessing.



:Broncos:

Women do not like it either.

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Bacchus
07-18-2012, 01:40 PM
Here is Howard ****ing with him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjfFoxxIvq4

bronco militia
07-18-2012, 01:52 PM
Here is Howard ****ing with him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjfFoxxIvq4

Hilarious!Hilarious!Hilarious!

Chris
07-18-2012, 02:38 PM
Here is Howard ****ing with him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjfFoxxIvq4

Fawesome.

McDman
07-18-2012, 06:39 PM
I'm pretty sure I saw that HBO special and the guy said he banged dudes because he was too big for chicks. Why didn't he just find a chick who was a freak and liked it in the pooper?

Kaylore
07-18-2012, 07:27 PM
Yippee ki yay Mr. Falcon!

:rofl: Best post here.

nyuk nyuk
07-18-2012, 07:29 PM
Luckiest man alive. Can please his woman in the bedroom while still watching the Bronco game in the living room.

I'm a woman. I think that thing would leave anyone not physically abnormal (or built like the Eisenhower Tunnel) hurting.

nyuk nyuk
07-18-2012, 07:29 PM
I'm pretty sure I saw that HBO special and the guy said he banged dudes because he was too big for chicks. Why didn't he just find a chick who was a freak and liked it in the pooper?

That doesn't make sense.

myMind
07-18-2012, 11:49 PM
poor guy.

Anikai
07-19-2012, 12:38 PM
Luckiest man alive. Can please his woman in the bedroom while still watching the Bronco game in the living room.
LOL LOL LOL

Majik
07-19-2012, 02:18 PM
13.5 inches!? That thing is so big it probably has its' own social security number.

55CrushEm
07-19-2012, 02:42 PM
13.5 inches!? That thing is so big it probably has its' own social security number.

You have to give a name to a d1ck that big......like "The Terminator" or some **** like that.

Bacchus
07-19-2012, 04:11 PM
You have to give a name to a d1ck that big......like "The Terminator" or some **** like that.

No nothing likt that. The d1ck's birth certificate says its name is Fred.

Swedish Extrovert
07-19-2012, 05:04 PM
Here is Howard ****ing with him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjfFoxxIvq4

Dude that has the potential of being funny. Is not. That's just an asshole being an asshole.

Bacchus
07-19-2012, 06:21 PM
Dude that has the potential of being funny. Is not. That's just an a-hole being an a-hole.

Some people think being an A-hole is funny. Howard did not call the guy he just played the calls on the air.