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DarkHorse30
07-17-2012, 10:03 AM
funny "dark" stuff....beware, there is cussing involved

http://deadspin.com/5925209/why-your-team-sucks-2012-oakland-raiders

found this from the lard - IAOFM

oubronco
07-17-2012, 10:05 AM
4. The defense is somehow even ****tier. This was the 29th-ranked defense in football last season, and now they've lost pass rusher Kamerion Wimbley and CB Stanford Routt. Linebacker Rolando McClain, one of the few decent draft choices in Davis's twilight years, will begin the season in jail. Peyton Manning could have a tumor with eyes growing out of his neck and throw for 400 on this outfit.


LOL

Kaylore
07-17-2012, 10:24 AM
I like it and I usually don't like this Kissing Suzie Colber type of schtick, but I completely agree with all the points. LOL at Matt Leinart section's last line.

bronco militia
07-17-2012, 10:32 AM
The depth behind McFadden is nonexistent. By Week 12, Palmer will be throwing the ball 60 times a game, and Darrius Heyward-Bey will drop 59 of those passes.

POW, POW!

Beej
07-17-2012, 10:36 AM
This guy is hilarious! Read this one:

http://deadspin.com/5924462/why-your-team-sucks-2012-san-diego-chargers?tag=whyyourteamsucks2012

Bacchus
07-17-2012, 11:54 AM
This guy is hilarious! Read this one:

http://deadspin.com/5924462/why-your-team-sucks-2012-san-diego-chargers?tag=whyyourteamsucks2012

"Rivers sucked last year because we had a dog**** offensive line, so we signed Jared Gaither, who was released by the Kansas City Chiefs, which is like being thrown out of Cracker Barrel for being too white trash."

Even Chugger fans bust on K.C.'s mulletts!!:rofl::rofl:

Kaylore
07-17-2012, 01:13 PM
This guy is hilarious! Read this one:

http://deadspin.com/5924462/why-your-team-sucks-2012-san-diego-chargers?tag=whyyourteamsucks2012

That one is also epic. AJ Smith IS a wrinkly old penis.

Beantown Bronco
07-17-2012, 01:35 PM
That one is also epic. AJ Smith IS a wrinkly old penis.

And if anyone knows what a wrinkly old penis looks like, it's Kaylore!

bronco militia
07-17-2012, 01:38 PM
And if anyone knows what a wrinkly old penis looks like, it's Kaylore!

since when did he become Catholic?

:~ohyah!:

razorwire77
07-17-2012, 02:17 PM
Matt Leinart is the kind of player who signs with the Raiders and causes people to be like, "Whoa hey, maybe he'll go to Oakland and suddenly be good JIM PLUNKETT JIM PLUNKETT RABBLE RABBLE." Shut up. Go away. The idea of any player being magically rejuvenated because he came to Oakland is an old and tired myth. It's one of the many things about the Raiders that are old and tired—from the stadium to the Black Hole to the slogans. Also, Matt Leinart is ****ing horrid.

Hilarious!Hilarious!Hilarious!

gunns
07-17-2012, 02:18 PM
Despite my admiration for Raider Milt's commitment to skull****ing bitches, there's nothing worse than Oakland fans who somehow think their team's history and choice of black apparel makes them magically more intimidating than any other NFL team.

I should have known better than to read this at work. It is questionable to be seen ROTFLMFAO at work.

Kaylore
07-17-2012, 02:39 PM
And if anyone knows what a wrinkly old penis looks like, it's Kaylore!

I do! During my mission, we volunteered at a nursing home for a time. There were some wrinkly genitals going on there. One old man named his AJ Smith, and this was a Korean man who had never watched a football game in his life. Go figure!

gyldenlove
07-17-2012, 03:11 PM
I should have known better than to read this at work. It is questionable to be seen ROTFLMFAO at work.

I loved that part, I am a big fan of Raider Milt and his sterling work in the skull****ing department - the modern gentleman proving that chivalry is very much alive on the West Coast.

bronco militia
07-17-2012, 03:16 PM
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Bacchus
07-18-2012, 12:22 AM
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God Damn that was annoying. I tried to make it through it. Honestly, I tried. These guys are idiots of the first degree.

Don't they realize their team SUCKS!! LOL

ppablo
07-18-2012, 08:22 AM
Yeah all I can say is "Wow" what a bunch of d-bags

Bronco Boy
07-19-2012, 11:53 AM
Our turn!

http://deadspin.com/5926633/why-your-team-sucks-2012-denver-broncos

Kaylore
07-19-2012, 12:32 PM
Our turn!

http://deadspin.com/5926633/why-your-team-sucks-2012-denver-broncos

He didn't have much negative to say other than Demaryius Thomas can only run in a straight line and how much he hates Manning and Elway.

Beantown Bronco
07-19-2012, 01:00 PM
He didn't have much negative to say other than Demaryius Thomas can only run in a straight line and how much he hates Manning and Elway.

And Dreesen has obviously screwed his fantasy team on a regular basis.

Kaylore
07-19-2012, 02:00 PM
And Dreesen has obviously screwed his fantasy team on a regular basis.

:~ohyah!: That's tight ends, for ya. There are like three that are reliable.

Bacchus
07-19-2012, 02:35 PM
Our turn!

http://deadspin.com/5926633/why-your-team-sucks-2012-denver-broncos

I hope you Broncos fans enjoy two to three years of going 11-5 before having to start all over again.

You know at this point I would love for the Broncos to go 11-5 win the division and make the playoffs. When they lose as of right now is not a concern of mine. it has just been so long since the NFL has viewed Denver as a good team. It would be great to have 11-5 to 12-4 teams the next 3 years and then pass the torch to Osweiler. To tell you the truth I always talked about winning a SB but at this point it is just gpoing to be great that Denver is relavent again.

bronco militia
08-02-2012, 01:39 PM
http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/oh-how-i-wish-the-raiders-were-on-hard-knocks.jpg

broncswin
08-02-2012, 01:47 PM
http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/oh-how-i-wish-the-raiders-were-on-hard-knocks.jpg

my oh my...it is like a damn horror movie is being shot over there

Kaylore
08-02-2012, 02:00 PM
http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/oh-how-i-wish-the-raiders-were-on-hard-knocks.jpg

Hilarious! Look at those two... I be all like...

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070601012160/uncyclopedia/images/0/01/Disgusted.gif

bronco militia
08-02-2012, 02:24 PM
Hilarious! Look at those two... I be all like...

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070601012160/uncyclopedia/images/0/01/Disgusted.gif

http://trailerrate.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bucky-larson.jpg

Tombstone RJ
08-03-2012, 09:23 AM
http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/oh-how-i-wish-the-raiders-were-on-hard-knocks.jpg

just hand him a lollipop and tell him to go play with himself...

bronco militia
08-22-2012, 01:08 PM
KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: Oakland Raiders


After centuries of reaping malevolence upon the living and the unliving, Al Davis retired to reign over the netherworld exclusively in 2011, leaving a depleted and feckless Raiders team in his half-decomposed wake. Even without Al, the Raiders were still the Raiders in 2011, setting a single-season record for most penalties and penalty yardage. The franchise is now owned by a guy with Bucky Larson’s haircut and a new GM from Green Bay who hopes to start DOIN’ IT THE RIGHT WAY.
Five Fast Facts About The Raiders:

- Matt Giordano has six parakeets named Buttsecks.

- Denarius Moore collects garage door remotes.

- Al Saunders was replaced by Greg Knapp as the team’s offensive coordinator. No one else wanted to hire him in that capacity, so he returned to Oakland as the “senior offensive assistant”. The position was changed from “director of not calling plays anymore”.

- Wikipedia says Taiwan Jones was named after the country of Taiwan. As opposed to the planet of Taiwan, which is still controlled by China.

- Most humans are roughly 80 percent water. Carson Palmer is 90 percent derp. The rest is herp.



Read more: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2012/08/ksk-2012-nfl-prekkake-oakland-raiders.html#ixzz24Isv8UUu

OBF1
08-22-2012, 02:53 PM
But instead, the old man hung around picking at his forehead scabs until October


Man that is cold...... True, but cold