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DenverFanMan6
07-16-2012, 09:10 PM
A neighbor is already a sheriff and told me to come up with some questions to ask, but I can't think of any. Help would be appreciated

NFLBRONCO
07-16-2012, 09:14 PM
A neighbor is already a sheriff and told me to come up with some questions to ask, but I can't think of any. Help would be appreciated

What kind of donuts does he like?

Drunken.Broncoholic
07-16-2012, 09:16 PM
Do you have to work inside the county jail first? Or like inside a court?

bowtown
07-16-2012, 09:16 PM
I'm your Huckleberry.

OBF1
07-16-2012, 09:25 PM
Do I have to "Miranda right" raider fan before tasing or clubbing them like a Harp Seal?

Jason in LA
07-16-2012, 09:55 PM
Damn, the fuzz!?!?

broncocalijohn
07-16-2012, 10:12 PM
Will you change your user name here to a former Denver Broncos QB? Will you live in FLorida or New Mexico?

Bacchus
07-16-2012, 11:36 PM
A neighbor is already a sheriff and told me to come up with some questions to ask, but I can't think of any. Help would be appreciated

Do you like to bully people and steal drugs and money from illegals?

theAPAOps5
07-16-2012, 11:47 PM
Do you like movies about gladiators?

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Agamemnon
07-17-2012, 01:05 AM
Don't you mean deputy? Sheriff is the title of the head honcho.

Chris
07-17-2012, 07:26 AM
Do you have designated 420 break time?

oubronco
07-17-2012, 07:33 AM
How many poeple do you need to hassle on an hourly basis?

Chris
07-17-2012, 07:37 AM
When are we going after Bob Marley?

t-diddy
07-17-2012, 07:58 AM
Great way to meet all your favorite NFL players...

scorpio
07-17-2012, 09:15 AM
I'm thinking about becoming an astronaut. Or possibly a fireman.

Swedish Extrovert
07-17-2012, 09:18 AM
Do you have to work inside the county jail first? Or like inside a court?

That's what I was about to say. Sherrifs are usually elected, and they usually have a carreer in law enforcement behind them.

Rabb
07-17-2012, 09:19 AM
Say I am in a traffic dispute and have a gun with me, not mine of course...and some crazy biatch throws something at me with the clear intent to kill me or seriously injure me. An empty Pepsi can for example.

If I flash my piece at this woman, who is clearly a felon and at fault here, and remain on scene which for all intents and purposes means I am innocent...am I good to go here?

bronco610
07-17-2012, 09:41 AM
Say I am in a traffic dispute and have a gun with me, not mine of course...and some crazy biatch throws something at me with the clear intent to kill me or seriously injure me. An empty Pepsi can for example.

If I flash my piece at this woman, who is clearly a felon and at fault here, and remain on scene which for all intents and purposes means I am innocent...am I good to go here?

REP!!!!!

oubronco
07-17-2012, 09:43 AM
Say I am in a traffic dispute and have a gun with me, not mine of course...and some crazy biatch throws something at me with the clear intent to kill me or seriously injure me. An empty Pepsi can for example.

If I flash my piece at this woman, who is clearly a felon and at fault here, and remain on scene which for all intents and purposes means I am innocent...am I good to go here?

Damn it Rabb don't tread on me

Beantown Bronco
07-17-2012, 09:55 AM
A neighbor is already a sheriff and told me to come up with some questions to ask, but I can't think of any. Help would be appreciated

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Tombstone RJ
07-17-2012, 09:59 AM
Say I am in a traffic dispute and have a gun with me, not mine of course...and some crazy biatch throws something at me with the clear intent to kill me or seriously injure me. An empty Pepsi can for example.

If I flash my piece at this woman, who is clearly a felon and at fault here, and remain on scene which for all intents and purposes means I am innocent...am I good to go here?

:yayaya:

yes!

broncosteven
07-17-2012, 10:15 AM
I'm thinking about becoming an astronaut. Or possibly a fireman.

Astronauts are overrated, now FLIGHT DIRECTOR is another thing all together!

oubronco
07-17-2012, 10:19 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KxT3bZCpsqw/SgscgzRzolI/AAAAAAAAG38/kdv89k5Ijp4/s400/BarneyFife.jpg

bronco militia
07-17-2012, 10:28 AM
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Mountain Bronco
07-17-2012, 03:30 PM
What level of education do I need to become a cop?

DomCasual
07-17-2012, 03:58 PM
This thread has proceeded just about as I expected.

brncs_fan
07-17-2012, 04:04 PM
How do you feel about relocating to Myrtle Beach?

DenverFanMan6
07-17-2012, 04:19 PM
Sorry I meant as a deputy

oubronco
07-17-2012, 04:22 PM
Deputy DenverFanMan6

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KxT3bZCpsqw/SgscgzRzolI/AAAAAAAAG38/kdv89k5Ijp4/s400/BarneyFife.jpg

Dr. Broncenstein
07-17-2012, 04:28 PM
What's the name of that resteraunt you like with all the goofy shiat on the walls and the mozerella sticks?

DomCasual
07-17-2012, 04:54 PM
Sorry I meant as a deputy

This changes everything. I am now starting my list over.

Swedish Extrovert
07-17-2012, 04:55 PM
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Swedish Extrovert
07-17-2012, 05:10 PM
What level of education do I need to become a cop?

Officer Jay: "Sarah, do you know why I'm standing here?"
Sarah: "Umm, you got all C's in highschool?"

orinjkrush
07-17-2012, 05:12 PM
did you really come here for ADVICE? on anything?

now if you want to be a stand-up comedian based on satire and condescension, well, welcome!

theAPAOps5
07-17-2012, 06:17 PM
This thread has proceeded just about as I expected.

I don't know about others but I posed a serious question. Turkish prisons, gladiator movies, and possibly seeing a grown man naked are all integral to law enforcement aptitude.

Abqbronco
07-17-2012, 06:36 PM
What happens if I am the last guy to doughnut shop at the end of my shift?
How awesome is it to not have to pay for a meal while in uniform?
How do you turn the dash cam off?
State cops trump deputies right?
Where are the best shady spots to park my car?
How did YOU get through the obstacle course?

Abqbronco
07-17-2012, 06:44 PM
Are porn staches mandatory?
Why are your shorts so tight?
Is it fun beating up criminals?
How did you celebrate Rodney kings passing?
Besides keeping the contraband that criminals shove in between the seats what are the other benefits?
You guys really made your quota tonight didn't you? (don't ask this if you are under arrest. Voice of experience)

Jesterhole
07-17-2012, 07:08 PM
Are you a former high school jock? Do you have no skills outside of being a prick? Do you hate it when people are having a good time? Are you 50 pounds overweight? Do you already have a mustache? Do you own a pair of reflective shades?

Abqbronco
07-17-2012, 07:15 PM
I hear that being a cop helps with the oedipus complex. How did it work for you?
When did you realize you were above the law?
Is it as hot as it seems to nail a chick on the hood of your car while on duty?

Swedish Extrovert
07-17-2012, 07:25 PM
You should change your name to Javert. I hear that's a popular cops name.

Actually, I just call every cop Javert.

broncosteven
07-17-2012, 07:27 PM
Is Electra Glide in Blue based on a true story?

broncosteven
07-17-2012, 07:29 PM
You should change your name to Javert. I hear that's a popular cops name.

Actually, I just call every cop Javert.

Les Miserables reference?

oubronco
07-17-2012, 07:56 PM
Did every cop get picked on and beat up all the time as a kid?

Swedish Extrovert
07-17-2012, 08:00 PM
Les Miserables reference?

Is that frowned upon in this forum?

Abqbronco
07-17-2012, 09:10 PM
Why do cops hate liberty?
When did you first cross the line?
(No mod warnings yet which is like agreement from a cop that all is good)

broncocalijohn
07-17-2012, 09:35 PM
Did every cop get picked on and beat up all the time as a kid?

I think they were the actual bully picking on the kids.

maher_tyler
07-17-2012, 09:49 PM
Can our call sign be car RAMROD?
Can I change my name to Farva?

Beantown Bronco
07-18-2012, 05:14 AM
Where are the best shady spots to park my car?


My wife's uncle is a cop in our town. He told us about one of our neighbors down the street who lives on one of the main roads in town, right across from a small side street. The neighbor has a ridiculous 100 inch screen set up across from his bay window so you can clearly watch it while walking by.....or, more importantly, while parked across the street.

You can guess where they set up a speed trap during Pats/Celtics/Bruins games.

El Guapo
07-18-2012, 05:23 AM
What's the name of that resteraunt you like with all the goofy shiat on the walls and the mozerella sticks?

Shenanigans?

Beantown Bronco
07-18-2012, 05:31 AM
Shenanigans?

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Chris
07-18-2012, 07:18 AM
Is that frowned upon in this forum?

One more day till you get banz0red
We will nip it in the bud

El Guapo
07-18-2012, 06:04 PM
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That works,too. But the quote is from Super Troopers. :)

broncosteven
07-18-2012, 06:28 PM
Is that frowned upon in this forum?

Nope, I totally loved the book just making sure it was what I thought it was.

BTW if the dude wanting to become a deputy did model his career after Javert he should know Javert commits suicide.

brncs_fan
07-18-2012, 06:52 PM
BTW if the dude wanting to become a deputy did model his career after Javert he should know Javert commits suicide.

By throwing himself in a river none the less.