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Kaylore
07-06-2012, 03:23 PM
I am going to be starting a council of Chris'. Be honest! or don't....


EDIT: The council invites have been sent out with the bylaws. Again, all Chris' are members whether they like it or not! Participation isn't mandatory, but membership is. Post your titles and responsibilities once completed.

gyldenlove
07-06-2012, 03:24 PM
Yes, although slightly alternative spelling hope that won't be discriminated against.

Kaylore
07-06-2012, 03:27 PM
Yes, although slightly alternative spelling hope that won't be discriminated against.

It depends on how many we get of the normal kind. There will be many things to rule on. Many officers and guest speakers will be chosen. There will also be votes where only the Chris' will count.

The CoC will make regular rulings throughout the season.

Houshyamama
07-06-2012, 03:28 PM
This is nomenclatural profiling, and I object on principle. Yes I made that word up.

Kaylore
07-06-2012, 03:29 PM
This is nomenclatural profiling, and I object on principle. Yes I made that word up.

We will vote on this.

gyldenlove
07-06-2012, 03:32 PM
We will vote on this.

I worry about the amount of voting you are proposing, it is greatly distressing - choices should if at all possible be limited to the barest of minimums and if a choice must be presented all but the desired option should be so unpalatable to the masses the desired outcome is guaranteed.

Ray Finkle
07-06-2012, 03:48 PM
All people named Chris are pansies....

I'm sorry, that's just the way I feel.

:)

Dr. Broncenstein
07-06-2012, 04:38 PM
Warm it up.

Chris
07-06-2012, 04:44 PM
Please give me CoC

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Chris
07-06-2012, 04:48 PM
I worry about the amount of voting you are proposing, it is greatly distressing - choices should if at all possible be limited to the barest of minimums and if a choice must be presented all but the desired option should be so unpalatable to the masses the desired outcome is guaranteed.

I'd like to propose a vote to consider a vote to vote on the legality of run on sentences while canadian while typing with one hand while crawling through the legs of a small mexican none of which should be allowed on CoC principle unless you are a chinese canadian member in which case you would be a cCoCc.

Blueflame
07-06-2012, 05:02 PM
I'd like to propose a vote to consider a vote to vote on the legality of run on sentences while canadian while typing with one hand while crawling through the legs of a small mexican none of which should be allowed on CoC principle unless you are a chinese canadian member in which case you would be a cCoCc.

Isn't that a tailbone?

Kaylore
07-06-2012, 05:46 PM
It has been asked, and as a compromise I'm going to allow some middle-name Chris' to count as 3/5ths of a person.

Meck77
07-06-2012, 05:58 PM
In the beginning there was STEVE and EVE!

Steve hijack! Where ya at fellas?!

Archer81
07-06-2012, 06:12 PM
My name is Chris. Middle name Michael.

Yeah. Im that awesome. Two saints, bitches.

:Broncos:

Archer81
07-06-2012, 06:18 PM
Please give me CoC

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Funny story. Or horrifying, depending on where you rank on the Kinsey scale...

Anyhoo, when I was about 25 I had a tshirt that had KOK on the front. Went to a bar in Springs and had a guy follow me around all night making really bad kok/coc jokes. When I reached a sufficient level of drunkenness, he asked, "Please, give me the KOK". And I said well if you want it so badly go for it. Im not coordinated enough to stop you. Or so I think I said. At that point I am not entirely sure how smooth I was.

Dated the guy for 6 months until he moved to Pa. See him when I go back to Pbgh. FWB all because of one sweet ass KOK shirt.

:Broncos:

broncogary
07-06-2012, 06:22 PM
Funny story. Or horrifying, depending on where you rank on the Kinsey scale...

Anyhoo, when I was about 25 I had a tshirt that had KOK on the front. Went to a bar in Springs and had a guy follow me around all night making really bad kok/coc jokes. When I reached a sufficient level of drunkenness, he asked, "Please, give me the KOK". And I said well if you want it so badly go for it. Im not coordinated enough to stop you. Or so I think I said. At that point I am not entirely sure how smooth I was.

Dated the guy for 6 months until he moved to Pa. See him when I go back to Pbgh. FWB all because of one sweet ass KOK shirt.

:Broncos:

That was a heart-warming story. :)

Dr. Broncenstein
07-06-2012, 06:24 PM
http://benjaminhunteraustin.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/itspat.jpg

Chris is the name of Pat's significant other.

huh??
07-06-2012, 07:26 PM
In the beginning there was STEVE and EVE!

Steve hijack! Where ya at fellas?!

Oohh!! Oohh!! I'm one! I'm one!

Hulamau
07-06-2012, 07:39 PM
I am going to be starting a council of Chris'. Be honest! or don't....

What is this ... a Chinese restaurant?? Four choices is one too many!

Heyneck
07-06-2012, 07:40 PM
naaaa.... it's Carlos.

broncosteven
07-06-2012, 09:07 PM
In the beginning there was STEVE and EVE!

Steve hijack! Where ya at fellas?!

I say we start are own Steve Club and show these Chris dudes how it is done.

Meck77
07-06-2012, 09:12 PM
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broncosteven
07-06-2012, 09:15 PM
http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/steve%20tensi%20card.jpg

Kaylore
07-06-2012, 09:18 PM
Isn't BPC a Chris? Or no?

Dr. Broncenstein
07-06-2012, 09:25 PM
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Los Broncos
07-06-2012, 09:56 PM
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I was just going to post this Hilarious!

Pony Boy
07-06-2012, 10:17 PM
All people named Chris are pansies....

I'm sorry, that's just the way I feel.

:)

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broncocalijohn
07-06-2012, 11:09 PM
It has been asked, and as a compromise I'm going to allow some middle-name Chris' to count as 3/5ths of a person.

That's racist!

Can Johns be guest speakers to mock the Chris members?

ghwk
07-06-2012, 11:42 PM
Please give me CoC

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I'm In love.

Turd_Ferguson
07-07-2012, 02:29 AM
Are we using Augusta rules or are girls allowed?

Houshyamama
07-07-2012, 02:35 AM
http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/steve%20tensi%20card.jpg

Didn't he command a lunar module?

canadianbroncosfan
07-07-2012, 04:40 AM
:wave:

backup qb
07-07-2012, 05:37 AM
I'm in. When do we get the 40 virgins?

Kaylore
07-07-2012, 09:33 AM
I'm in. When do we get the 40 virgins?

We'll decide soon. I'm going to let each member of the council pick their title. We'll discuss duties over PM. There will be 1 vote a week and a member will be picked to write the majority opinion of the council.

cmhargrove
07-07-2012, 09:54 AM
So, just for clarification.

What if "Chris" is in the name as the root word. Could add "topher" or "tian" or "topholes" or something similar. Are those people granted full access, or should they start their own club?

broncosteven
07-07-2012, 10:38 AM
We'll decide soon. I'm going to let each member of the council pick their title. We'll discuss duties over PM. There will be 1 vote a week and a member will be picked to write the majority opinion of the council.

MECK!

I say we send in our Orc's now while they are weak! We Steve's need to attack before they finish setting up their councils and scatter them before they get their King crowned and chain of rule established. We would surely rout them and have all their lands, women, and pillage what is left of their cities!

Long live Steve Club!

broncocalijohn
07-07-2012, 10:56 AM
MECK!

I say we send in our Orc's now while they are weak! We Steve's need to attack before they finish setting up their councils and scatter them before they get their King crowned and chain of rule established. We would surely rout them and have all their lands, women, and pillage what is left of their cities!

Long live Steve Club!

Sorry but "Steves" are normally the last brother in a family where "Chris" was taken by the first 2 or 3 brothers. Steve is kind of a hand me down name. It would probably be a real bummer of a club if you started one. I would only allow Steve Garvey to talk to Johns or a Chris. Maybe character Steve Austin because you can always learn something from the bionic man.

Kaylore
07-07-2012, 11:18 AM
Sorry but "Steves" are normally the last brother in a family where "Chris" was taken by the first 2 or 3 brothers. Steve is kind of a hand me down name. It would probably be a real bummer of a club if you started one. I would only allow Steve Garvey to talk to Johns or a Chris. Maybe character Steve Austin because you can always learn something from the bionic man.

Well said, Chris, well said.

broncosteven
07-07-2012, 11:18 AM
Sorry but "Steves" are normally the last brother in a family where "Chris" was taken by the first 2 or 3 brothers. Steve is kind of a hand me down name. It would probably be a real bummer of a club if you started one. I would only allow Steve Garvey to talk to Johns or a Chris. Maybe character Steve Austin because you can always learn something from the bionic man.

Your thinking of Stephens, Steve's or Steven's ROCK!

Archer81
07-07-2012, 11:48 AM
I dont think someone who has Christopher/Kristofer/Kriztofe/Christian middle name should count at all.

They are not true Chris' just posers.

:Broncos:

Bronco Yoda
07-07-2012, 11:52 AM
My name sounds just like Chris in Klingon. Does that count?

Archer81
07-07-2012, 11:57 AM
My name sounds just like Chris in Klingon. Does that count?


Invalid question. Even in Klingon, Chris is Chris. If it sounds LIKE Chris, and not Chris, then it is not Chris.

Gawd...


:Broncos:

houghtam
07-07-2012, 12:11 PM
I choose every option. I hate decisions?

I WANT TO BE IN A CLUB

or do i

houghtam
07-07-2012, 12:11 PM
I choose every option. I hate decisions?

I WANT TO BE IN A CLUB

or do i

Hey can I just be the official writer of the minority opinions, since, you know, my name's not Chris?

Kaylore
07-07-2012, 06:11 PM
Hey can I just be the official writer of the minority opinions, since, you know, my name's not Chris?

No.

houghtam
07-07-2012, 07:34 PM
No.

What if I slept with a girl named Chris? At least he told me his name was Chris.

broncogary
07-07-2012, 08:07 PM
MECK!

I say we send in our Orc's now while they are weak! We Steve's need to attack before they finish setting up their councils and scatter them before they get their King crowned and chain of rule established. We would surely rout them and have all their lands, women, and pillage what is left of their cities!

Long live Steve Club!

They have women? Hilarious!

Kaylore
07-07-2012, 09:40 PM
What if I slept with a girl named Chris? At least he told me his name was Chris.

Then he/she could be in the club.

Kaylore
07-07-2012, 09:56 PM
Ok so here's how it works. The following people are part of the council.

backup qb, broncos-rock, Chris, gyldenlove, hookemhess, IHaveALight, Kaylore, keef, Que, RhymesayersDU, sirhcyennek81, Turd_Ferguson, Requiem, BPC and anyone named Chris.

If it is discovered that you are not really name Chris, you are out. If it is discovered your name is Chris you are in whether you want to be or not (participation is optional). Girl's are allowed (Christy's, Kristie's etc.)

Middle name Chris' can vote but it will only be counted 3/5ths of the time...or not.

Anyway first order of business is we have to pick title's for ourselves and duties. I, for example, will be Supreme Archon. I am the founder of the council. I will PM you all this information. Our first vote will be in a few days!

Taco John
07-07-2012, 11:13 PM
There's not enough Isaac's to start a lemonade stand, let alone a whole council.

Kaylore
07-08-2012, 12:00 AM
There's not enough Isaac's to start a lemonade stand, let alone a whole council.

Yeah, but Isaac is a cool name. :)

HILife
07-08-2012, 06:11 AM
Please give me CoC

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LMAO!! I'll give you "Coke."

HILife
07-08-2012, 06:16 AM
Funny story. Or horrifying, depending on where you rank on the Kinsey scale...

Anyhoo, when I was about 25 I had a tshirt that had KOK on the front. Went to a bar in Springs and had a guy follow me around all night making really bad kok/coc jokes. When I reached a sufficient level of drunkenness, he asked, "Please, give me the KOK". And I said well if you want it so badly go for it. Im not coordinated enough to stop you. Or so I think I said. At that point I am not entirely sure how smooth I was.

Dated the guy for 6 months until he moved to Pa. See him when I go back to Pbgh. FWB all because of one sweet ass KOK shirt.

:Broncos:

I wonder if that shirt will work with women too?

IHaveALight
07-08-2012, 09:49 AM
I am the luciChrist (pronounced like Christopher or Christian, minus the opher or ian).

I hold no authority within the council other than my vote. I am more so a guide both within the council and outside of it. I exist on three separate multi dimensional planes. One of the light, one of the dark and the Earthly plane where light and dark converge. The Earthly plane can often lock us into tunnel vision perspectives, hiding truths from us and many times even leading us down the path of complete delusion. It is my main duty to look for and cast darkness or shed light where need be, not to tell you what to think or do, but to offer unbeknownst views, beneficial for individuals to find their own true path. At times I may not assist. This is a sign of one of three things in the moment. Either the path is true, I'm too busy enjoying the dream of delusion or I just don't give a ****. Also take note of this, at times I shed light to shed light and at times I cast dark to cast dark. But don't forget, darkness is needed to know the light and light is needed to know the dark. So, light can cast dark and dark can shed light just the same.

To all who are not Chris, I urge you to be leery of false prophets springing up amongst you and seek council with a CoC member if they shall lead you astray.

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chrisp
07-08-2012, 01:02 PM
I am going to be starting a council of Chris'. Be honest! or don't.....

All those times you repped me....and only now i find out its just because of my name...I feel cheap and used....

Turd_Ferguson
07-08-2012, 03:22 PM
I have decided on the title Chris the Magnificent. I will be in charge of receiving any and all cash donations to the CoC, and then distributing money back to Supreme Archon Chris for distribution to the rest of the CoC at his discretion. This is a great day for people named Chris. Long live Chris!

Yours Truly,
Chris the Magnificent

Mogulseeker
07-08-2012, 05:03 PM
I just found out today that my Dad's cousin converted to Mormonism a couple of years ago and is now a Physics professor at Brigham Young.

Is this enough means to get into the club?

Requiem
07-08-2012, 06:49 PM
My name is Christopher, but you can call me Chris. What shall my role be Kaylore? Sperm cleaner upper?

Kaylore
07-08-2012, 08:25 PM
My name is Christopher, but you can call me Chris. What shall my role be Kaylore? Sperm cleaner upper?

Sounds awesome.

Kaylore
07-08-2012, 08:26 PM
I just found out today that my Dad's cousin converted to Mormonism a couple of years ago and is now a Physics professor at Brigham Young.

Is this enough means to get into the club?

Is his name Chris?

IHaveALight
07-08-2012, 09:59 PM
My name is Christopher, but you can call me Chris. What shall my role be Kaylore? Sperm cleaner upper?

A most important role.
If the CoC serves nothing else, cleaning up the sperm after ejaculation will be more than sufficient to consider it a very successful CoC.

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Bronco Yoda
07-08-2012, 11:17 PM
You shall all be know as Crissy1 , Crissy2, Crissy3.... and so on.

Post the full list so we can give out the numbers... :)

Archer81
07-09-2012, 01:48 AM
My title will be "The". Henceforward, I am THE Chris. The source of awesome by which all other Chris' pull inspiration and badassery.

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:Broncos:

sgbfan
07-09-2012, 02:33 AM
When I was about 10, I found out that my name was between Troy, Christopher, and Sgbfan when I was born. I used to think I would have ended up cooler if I was named Troy, because of Troy Aikman. What I didn't know then is just how much I missed out on by not being called Christopher. Now I'm stuck with everyone asking where the heck sgbfan came from.

Requiem
07-09-2012, 09:26 AM
Christopher, also known as C-Rock, is leader of the Council of Chris War Tribunal. His supernatural powers include clairvoyance, reading books as fast as Johnny #5 and the ability to make bicycles fly just like in ET. He is also the leader of the Council of Chris Russian Roulette League and enjoys bubble baths with sunflowers thrown in.

bronco militia
07-09-2012, 09:37 AM
http://benjaminhunteraustin.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/itspat.jpg

Chris is the name of Pat's significant other.

damn you...

theAPAOps5
07-09-2012, 09:42 AM
What is this ... a Chinese restaurant?? Four choices is one too many!

Great point, all multiple poll options over 3 questions would benefit from numbering. That way you say I voted 28f

houghtam
07-09-2012, 09:43 AM
Great point, all multiple poll options over 3 questions would benefit from numbering. That way you say I voted 28f

Isn't that the California Roll?

theAPAOps5
07-09-2012, 09:50 AM
Isn't that the California Roll?

Or 2 enchilada with rice.... They are interchangable

Chris
07-09-2012, 10:24 AM
My title will be "The". Henceforward, I am THE Chris. The source of awesome by which all other Chris' pull inspiration and badassery.

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:Broncos:

I wish that little dude at 1:35 was my new avvy.

Call me "Jesus Ruth Chris Billy Kringystal: Child Star"

gyldenlove
07-09-2012, 10:37 AM
I shall be known as Chrispy Chicken

Chris
07-09-2012, 10:39 AM
I shall be known as Chrispy Chicken

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