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Willynowei
06-21-2012, 12:55 AM
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Archer81
06-21-2012, 01:25 AM
At a gay bar.

Yes, really.

:Broncos:

Bacchus
06-21-2012, 02:05 AM
I watched the whole video, I was messmerized.

canadianbroncosfan
06-21-2012, 03:43 AM
Doesn't seem there is that much of a plethora of tang at "Wally World", the only chicks in this video are the ones he went there with.

Pony Boy
06-21-2012, 08:43 AM
Right and while this is going on the rest of his crew is shoplifting everything in the store .......

hambone13
06-21-2012, 08:46 AM
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I think the name of the "artist" says it all. I'm sure that's where he finds his best talent. http://no1sicko.com/walmart2.htm

Dr. Broncenstein
06-21-2012, 08:58 AM
People who annoy you are less likely to be encountered at Target.

Beantown Bronco
06-21-2012, 09:00 AM
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oubronco
06-21-2012, 09:11 AM
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baja
06-21-2012, 09:29 AM
breed consume die

Smiling Assassin27
06-21-2012, 09:37 AM
Lamaze Class, great place to pick up women...

---Mark Harmon in Summer School

Chris
06-21-2012, 09:41 AM
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I like the Euro house version

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BroncoBen
06-21-2012, 09:51 AM
At a gay bar.

Yes, really.

:Broncos:

Actully this is where alot of the really Hot Girls go.. My sister used to tell me her and her girlfriends would go there for 'Girls night out' to 'dance' and have fun without worring about guys trying to pick them up.

When I was younger and in the hunt... My best place was the laundrymat or supermarket. Easy places to bring up casual conversation.

Beantown Bronco
06-21-2012, 09:59 AM
Actully this is where alot of the really Hot Girls go.. My sister used to tell me her and her girlfriends would go there for 'Girls night out' to 'dance' and have fun without worring about guys trying to pick them up.

Which makes it a terrible place to pick up women, as they're purposely going there to avoid being picked up and will view it as an annoyance at the very least.

Meck77
06-21-2012, 09:59 AM
Yoga studios fellas. Ratio of women to men is generally about 90% women. Won't find a healthier group of gals who are calmer, aware, and to be it bluntly not insane. :thumbsup:

Powderaddict
06-21-2012, 10:10 AM
Um,........yeah.

Would not hit.

enjolras
06-21-2012, 10:19 AM
At a gay bar.

Yes, really.

:Broncos:

My wife and I spend a lot of time hanging out with friends at Broadways in Denver. You're not entirely incorrect:)

enjolras
06-21-2012, 10:21 AM
Which makes it a terrible place to pick up women, as they're purposely going there to avoid being picked up and will view it as an annoyance at the very least.

Your forgetting the alcohol/sobriety split. When they were sober they didn't want to be hit on. Now they are not sober, and things are a bit different:)

Also while we're on the subject: If your goal is ever to just get black-out drunk, gay-bars are the place to be. I have no idea why, but basically every gay bar I've been to has really cheap drinks that they pour really strong.

I really miss J.R.'s...

Chris
06-21-2012, 10:24 AM
Also while we're on the subject: If your goal is ever to just get black-out drunk, gay-bars are the place to be. I have no idea why, but basically every gay bar I've been to has really cheap drinks that they pour really strong.


hmmm...

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Beantown Bronco
06-21-2012, 10:38 AM
Also while we're on the subject: If your goal is ever to just get black-out drunk, gay-bars are the place to be.

Ummmm, well, my ass disagrees.

enjolras
06-21-2012, 10:45 AM
Ummmm, well, my ass disagrees.

I may not be pretty enough, but I haven't been raped even one time :(

Beantown Bronco
06-21-2012, 10:49 AM
I may not be pretty enough, but I haven't been raped even one time :(

If you were truly black out drunk, you wouldn't remember. Just ask Perrish Cox and D. Thomas.

DomCasual
06-21-2012, 12:40 PM
4:20 is where it starts. Watch and learn.

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bronco militia
06-21-2012, 01:04 PM
4:20 is where it starts. Watch and learn.

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:rofl: awesome vid.....

but not enough Pat Morita

;D

http://digilander.libero.it/happydays/button_attori/Pat_Morita.JPG

Drunken.Broncoholic
06-21-2012, 01:11 PM
Anyone who's ever lived in the Bay Area(SF) would understand this. The Marina District Safeway. They even based a Cameron Diaz movie after the chicks that buy eggs and bread in high heels. Women everywhere in there.

Ray Finkle
06-21-2012, 01:58 PM
The gym is too easy...

When I was a manager at one, all the single male employee's would look at which hot women were using the hip abductor machines....without fail it was like shooting fish in a barrel.

We nicknamed them the sex machine...

Beantown Bronco
06-21-2012, 02:03 PM
Weddings are for amateurs. I go with funerals.

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Chris
06-21-2012, 03:28 PM
The gym is too easy...

When I was a manager at one, all the single male employee's would look at which hot women were using the hip abductor machines....without fail it was like shooting fish in a barrel.

We nicknamed them the sex machine...

Seen this chick using it at mine

http://images.askmen.com/celebs/women/models_200/224_padma_lakshmilarge_image-1.jpg

Huge bitch unfortunately.

Drunken.Broncoholic
06-21-2012, 03:30 PM
Anywhere within the city limits of Huntington Beach.

Rabb
06-21-2012, 03:33 PM
brb asking Willynowei

Kaylore
06-21-2012, 03:42 PM
brb asking Willynowei

:rofl:

HILife
06-21-2012, 03:55 PM
At a gay bar.

Yes, really.

:Broncos:

I start pre-gaming at the gay bar. I hear they got cheap drinks.

broncocalijohn
06-21-2012, 07:05 PM
Also while we're on the subject: If your goal is ever to just get black-out drunk, gay-bars are the place to be. I have no idea why, but basically every gay bar I've been to has really cheap drinks that they pour really strong.

I really miss J.R.'s...

So how many times have you woke up in a strange gay man's bed?
I am thinking of the scene from ALways Sunny In Philadelphia where Charlie wakes up with a tranny and a big black guy.