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Beantown Bronco
06-08-2012, 12:20 PM
I'm guessing Mr. Gronkowski is on a plane to Vegas right now:

6 years - 54 mil

http://profootball.scout.com/a.z?s=127&p=9&c=2&cid=1193260&nid=6307354&fhn=1

ClamChowdah
06-08-2012, 12:30 PM
Gronk like contract, Gronk like very much to party rock with pornstars and strippers.

Dr. Broncenstein
06-08-2012, 12:39 PM
He's going to get all kinds of boy ass with that much money.

Pick Six
06-08-2012, 12:41 PM
Gronk like contract, Gronk like very much to party rock with pornstars and male strippers.

FYP...Not that there is anything wrong with that...

Powderaddict
06-08-2012, 12:42 PM
Now that he is financially secure, he can finally come out of that closet.

Stagger Lee
06-08-2012, 12:45 PM
Gronk likes dudes? NTTAWWT.

Drunken.Broncoholic
06-08-2012, 01:00 PM
Gronk likes dudes? NTTAWWT.

Gronk and Homer Simpson:

I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay allllllllllll night.

ward63
06-08-2012, 01:26 PM
Is getting paid the new way to get "Gronked"?

Smiling Assassin27
06-08-2012, 01:36 PM
With all the league tackling this behemoth low for fear of their lives, a significant knee injury is imminent. He will then become a good TE rather than a dominant one. Mark it down. Go 3, maybe 4 years on your offer. I mean you've still got him under contract for 12 adn 13 at around .5 mil.

Tim
06-08-2012, 02:42 PM
Good deal for the Pats.

Dr. Broncenstein
06-08-2012, 03:19 PM
Slamming of the balls in the endzone with passionate force.

Lestat
06-08-2012, 04:37 PM
Jimmy Graham just lit up inside. cause he is gonna get paid with another big year like last season.

Tombstone RJ
06-08-2012, 04:41 PM
Now that he is financially secure, he can finally come out of that closet.

LOL

broncosteven
06-08-2012, 05:06 PM
He's going to get all kinds of boy ass with that much money.

I am guessing Rock Hudson's pool will look like Doris Day's after the all-boy shirtless parties Gronk is going to break out.

I wonder if Vince Young is going to bring some friends.

HILife
06-08-2012, 05:31 PM
Questionable stuff going on in this video. Notice all the men dancing together, but with no women in the group.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UqDo6_3kvAs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Tombstone RJ
06-08-2012, 05:39 PM
Questionable stuff going on in this video. Notice all the men dancing together, but with no women in the group.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UqDo6_3kvAs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

OK, here's how it is with hetero guys when it comes to dancing: If beautiful women are involved, then yah, we'll dance if there's even a slight chance it leads to some bedroom action.

Homo guys don't need an excuse to dance, they just dance.

Lestat
06-08-2012, 05:41 PM
Questionable stuff going on in this video. Notice all the men dancing together, but with no women in the group.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UqDo6_3kvAs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

questionable? questionable? questionable?
this is questionable...
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lihdz83sK01qb5gkjo1_500.jpg

this is what that video is
http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/questionable-petrol-filling.jpg

DBroncos4life
06-08-2012, 05:58 PM
Keep spending that cap money on the O, BB and hoping that your WR's can double as DBs!!!

extralife
06-08-2012, 06:09 PM
Jimmy Graham just lit up inside. cause he is gonna get paid with another big year like last season.

Just not by the Saints, who don't even want to pay Drew Brees and who already had to choose between Colston and Nicks

enjolras
06-08-2012, 06:23 PM
Just not by the Saints, who don't even want to pay Drew Brees and who already had to choose between Colston and Nicks

That's going to be a tough one. I'm not sure Jimmy Graham isn't the best passing target in the entire league (receiver or TE). He's just unreal, I'd LOVE to see him in a Broncos uniform (although we have a really nice set of TE's now).

I bet he's a Cowboy this time next year.

Lestat
06-08-2012, 06:35 PM
Just not by the Saints, who don't even want to pay Drew Brees and who already had to choose between Colston and Nicks

would not be shocked if he didn't get signed by another team to a offer sheet once he gets franchise tagged.
the Saints will have to pay him one way or another if they want to keep him and they will have to keep him as he's one of the top 2 TE's in the league and not likely slowing down soon.

elsid13
06-08-2012, 07:05 PM
I would take Gronk on this team at this price and be proud of it.

rmsanger
06-08-2012, 07:30 PM
When you're hitting this and making $56M you can do all of the shirtless dancing one wants too... I won't throw any bad comments his way!

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/837/248/BibiJonesHot_display_image.jpg?1327447491

OBF1
06-08-2012, 07:31 PM
The guy is a steal at that price. Good for him he has earned every penny of that contract.

Jetmeck
06-08-2012, 07:49 PM
When you're hitting this and making $56M you can do all of the shirtless dancing one wants too... I won't throw any bad comments his way!

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/837/248/BibiJonesHot_display_image.jpg?1327447491

lmao......you don't need millions to git that. Had better than that and I didn't dance around like a ferry...................whatever

rmsanger
06-08-2012, 08:17 PM
lmao......you don't need millions to git that. Had better than that and I didn't dance around like a ferry...................whatever

I didn't say you need million to git that, in fact he was making near league minimum when he was hitting that. Only now is he making millions...

Also google Bibi Jones and you will see many images of her talents; I doubt you were getting on par with that level.

Lestat
06-08-2012, 08:19 PM
When you're hitting this and making $56M you can do all of the shirtless dancing one wants too... I won't throw any bad comments his way!

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/837/248/BibiJonesHot_display_image.jpg?1327447491

lmao, she's not exactly hard to hit. she gets off on doing married guys and then talking about it, particularly married athletes.
then there's her day job to consider... Tito Ortiz is about the only dude who could get a pass for having his main and steady be a pornstar.

Archer81
06-08-2012, 09:07 PM
Well good. He can afford to take Tebow out to a nice dinner before the devirginizing occurs.

:Broncos:

ClamChowdah
06-08-2012, 10:43 PM
Questionable stuff going on in this video. Notice all the men dancing together, but with no women in the group.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UqDo6_3kvAs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Thats his brothers and Matt Light Hilarious!