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DomCasual
06-01-2012, 12:27 PM
God help the future of our world. I'd almost think the title of the video would say it all. In fact, you almost have to see it to believe it.

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BroncoBen
06-01-2012, 12:29 PM
LOL... the fact that the girl says she should have been able to 'keep' the money she stole since she got charged for a crime.

DomCasual
06-01-2012, 12:31 PM
LOL... the fact that the girl says she should have been able to 'keep' the money she stole since she got charged for a crime.

Yeah, they were both pretty upset about that.

The nerve of the world! The liberals who make people return what they stole are ruining things for all of us!

gyldenlove
06-01-2012, 12:32 PM
This video pops up like herpes, every 6 months we get another serving of puss filled nasty.

55CrushEm
06-01-2012, 12:37 PM
They may be dumb.....but this takes the cake!

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DomCasual
06-01-2012, 12:38 PM
This video pops up like herpes, every 6 months we get another serving of puss filled nasty.

Has it been around that long? I hadn't seen it until today.

My favorite is the whining about money, in between sucking down gulps of Starbucks.

I wonder if either of these girls have any redeeming qualities. Can you imagine how proud their parents must have been?

DomCasual
06-01-2012, 12:41 PM
Wow. It has been around for awhile.

Who saw this coming? ???

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Beantown Bronco
06-01-2012, 12:47 PM
The follow up after the blonde got arrested is pretty good too. Apparently she was on probation for battery against an ex boyfriend and by admitting to stealing this money, she got probation violation got added on. Classic.

ColoradoDarin
06-01-2012, 12:50 PM
Guess they have to move back to taking candy from babies - those 9 year olds are too tough!

Also love the part where the 2nd girl says what she did/was going to do with the money ($150 split between them). She already filled up her gas tank with $50 and was going to buy a necklace, a phone and some other stuff while drinking a Starbucks Frappacino. It's like Paris Hilton without money - just stupid.

2 years tops and they'll both be strippers probably turning tricks on the side.

broncosteven
06-01-2012, 12:52 PM
Soo ummmm like maybe they should like ummmm go to like law school and stuff and like learn how to change like the system from inside kinda like um those one guys who are old who thought about like making changes from like insides the systems of like justice and stuff and make laws so that like if you steal like money that like little girls are raising like you can keep it and buy like super hot necklaces and phones and stuff if you get charged for it.

It is like so madding to like get busted and being like charged and stuff for doing like crime and stuff.

ColoradoDarin
06-01-2012, 12:57 PM
Googled her name - back in jail (http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/stefanie-woods-cookie-monster-gets15-days-in-jail-for-violating-probation)!

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - As punishment for violating her probation earlier this year, the 22-year-old "Cookie Monster" will spend 15 days in jail and will have to participate in more community service.

Stefanie Woods, who now lives in Parkland with her parents, was charged by Broward County Sheriff's deputies on April 5 with violating probation for a 2009 armed robbery and kidnapping.

Her probation officer said she failed to submit a gasoline receipt as required, wasn't where she was supposed to be for short periods and didn't show up for a probation meeting earlier this year, according to an arrest warrant.

And she really learned her lesson from the Cookie Monster episode too....

Less than three weeks after the cookie caper, Woods and the friend were arrested after dining at a Denny's in western Lantana and then walking out on their $25.84 bill.

Does it say something about the state of our college system that she's getting a 3.57 gpa?

Shananahan
06-01-2012, 01:06 PM
These chicks seem like a pretty fun time.

Beantown Bronco
06-01-2012, 01:06 PM
Does it say something about the state of our college system that she's getting a 3.57 gpa?

She probably goes to "The U" and takes all the same classes as the football players.

That or she just has a lot of horny male professors.

Shananahan
06-01-2012, 01:09 PM
Does it say something about the state of our college system that she's getting a 3.57 gpa?
College is about showing up, not being intelligent.

broncosteven
06-01-2012, 01:11 PM
She probably goes to "The U" and takes all the same classes as the football players.

That or she just has a lot of horny male professors.

She was kinda hot until I saw her in chains.

Mogulseeker
06-01-2012, 01:11 PM
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Outside a Winn Dixie. Must be in the South.

Mogulseeker
06-01-2012, 01:13 PM
Fifty bucks says these girls get into porn.

Taco John
06-01-2012, 01:14 PM
Who doesn't like money???

Mogulseeker
06-01-2012, 01:18 PM
Who doesn't like money???

Obviously Universities across the country love money. Probably more than these girls.

DomCasual
06-01-2012, 01:20 PM
Fifty bucks says these girls get into porn.

The emaciated, blonde one doesn't sound as if she's going to have a chance to do porn. She just violated her probation, and is back in jail.

Beantown Bronco
06-01-2012, 01:22 PM
The emaciated, blonde one doesn't sound as if she's going to have a chance to do porn. She just violated her probation, and is back in jail.

Which just happens to be the exact setting for a large portion of porn movies......so I've heard. She's just researching her first role.

Beantown Bronco
06-01-2012, 01:23 PM
She was kinda hot until I saw her in chains.

and then she became hotter?

Heyneck
06-01-2012, 01:32 PM
Googled her name - back in jail (http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/stefanie-woods-cookie-monster-gets15-days-in-jail-for-violating-probation)!



And she really learned her lesson from the Cookie Monster episode too....



Does it say something about the state of our college system that she's getting a 3.57 gpa?

It says nothing about the college system... even though it has it's mayor flaws, in this case the fault other than the girl, falls on her parents. Parenting in America is ****ed up for the most part.

myMind
06-01-2012, 01:33 PM
Another ****ed up story coming out of south florida, surprise surprise.

barryr
06-01-2012, 01:34 PM
They just have the attitude that permeates our society today. They think they are due and owed whatever they want and do not have to earn anything and taking from others is ok. This attitude helps create a society where half the population does not pay any taxes and are on government assistant programs and are content to stay there.

Dr. Broncenstein
06-01-2012, 01:38 PM
I think I'm in love.

Beantown Bronco
06-01-2012, 01:39 PM
It says nothing about the college system... even though it has it's mayor flaws, in this case the fault other than the girl, falls on her parents. Parenting in America is ****ed up for the most part.

I think you missed his point. An obvious textbook "dumb blonde" should not be able to get a 3.57 gpa in any college anywhere. The grade inflation at that school must be out of control.

broncosteven
06-01-2012, 01:40 PM
and then she became hotter?

Maybe if she wasn't sporting a canvas bag that made her look dumpy and bloated.

Heyneck
06-01-2012, 01:41 PM
I think you missed his point. An obvious textbook "dumb blonde" should not be able to get a 3.57 gpa in any college anywhere. The grade inflation at that school must be out of control.

Yup... your are right. But a hot textbook dumb blonde can give a hell of a BJ too.

Mogulseeker
06-01-2012, 01:42 PM
The emaciated, blonde one doesn't sound as if she's going to have a chance to do porn. She just violated her probation, and is back in jail.

I wrote a couple of papers on pornography in college. You should look up some of these porn stars on wiki. Most of them have ridiculous Amazon wishlists that their fans buy them things of of.

Most of them have fathers who were never there - a high percentage of porn stars are actually military brats. Most of them have domestic violence charges in their past. A very high percentage of them are cleptos that have charges on their record for stealing. They also have unusually high rates of drug addiction and suicide rates.

I would recomend the documentary Miss Representation (directed by a fellow congregant at Abiding Hope Lutheran in Littleton) and the books Wired for Intimacy (by Dr. William Struthers - a neuroscientist at Wheaton College) and anything by Jean Kilbourne.

I just think those girls in that video are ideal for pornography.

Dr. Broncenstein
06-01-2012, 01:44 PM
These chicks seem like a pretty fun time.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llxnuh5zO71qcbyxzo1_500.jpg

F--kin' eh, man.

DomCasual
06-01-2012, 01:48 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llxnuh5zO71qcbyxzo1_500.jpg

F--kin' eh, man.

Watch out for your cornhole, bud.

baja
06-01-2012, 01:50 PM
...and someday they will breed

Kaylore
06-01-2012, 01:53 PM
This is an example of someone who is just a horrible person. They weren't driven to this behavior because of circumstance. They're bad.

DomCasual
06-01-2012, 01:55 PM
This is an example of someone who is just a horrible person. They weren't driven to this behavior because of circumstance. They're bad.

Waiting for him to get to the post about his sexual preference.

Waiting...

broncosteven
06-01-2012, 02:07 PM
I think I'm in love.

If she were a natural red head I would be too.

Dr. Broncenstein
06-01-2012, 02:08 PM
If she were a natural red head I would be too.

She'll go to jail for 150 bucks. Just think what she'd do for 200.

Black96WS6
06-01-2012, 02:25 PM
I think you missed his point. An obvious textbook "dumb blonde" should not be able to get a 3.57 gpa in any college anywhere. The grade inflation at that school must be out of control.

I'm sure she cheated on every single test she took! Can you picture either of those girls sitting down at night after dinner and studying for a test?? HA!

Drunken.Broncoholic
06-01-2012, 02:38 PM
The porn industry will be calling both ladies. Wait until they see how much they could make by making out with each other.

SonOfLe-loLang
06-01-2012, 02:42 PM
They may be dumb.....but this takes the cake!

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That girl was quite the C when she was on the Amazing Race. ANd had ZERO sense of humor about that moment.

Miss I.
06-01-2012, 02:49 PM
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DomCasual
06-01-2012, 02:50 PM
That girl was quite the C when she was on the Amazing Race. ANd had ZERO sense of humor about that moment.

Yeah, I was embarrassed for her - and the poor (dumb) bastard she was with.

canadianbroncosfan
06-01-2012, 02:58 PM
Guess they have to move back to taking candy from babies - those 9 year olds are too tough!

Also love the part where the 2nd girl says what she did/was going to do with the money ($150 split between them). She already filled up her gas tank with $50 and was going to buy a necklace, a phone and some other stuff while drinking a Starbucks Frappacino. It's like Paris Hilton without money - just stupid.

2 years tops and they'll both be strippers probably turning tricks on the side.

No ****, they needed money so bad (for important stuff like gas, cigarettes, necklace) they stole from a Girl Guide, there's no way they would have any issue taking a dick for some dough.

And not that these girls are going to be getting into MENSA anytime soon but don't you think shop lifting a necklace is a whole lot easier than robbing a nine year old to get money to buy a necklace?

canadianbroncosfan
06-01-2012, 03:03 PM
She looks a whole lot better in jail jammies and shackles than she does in the first video. Only cause this **** belongs in jail

Jason in LA
06-01-2012, 03:13 PM
That girl is droppin' knowledge son!

"It's not even her money."

Yall need to recognize.

Jason in LA
06-01-2012, 03:15 PM
The other girl said "She should be happy. A lot of people are giving her money now because they feel bad."

See, these two chicks were really doing that little girl a favor.

;D

Beantown Bronco
06-01-2012, 03:16 PM
Screw the money. I would've gone for the cookies. Those things have gotten expensive.

DomCasual
06-01-2012, 03:26 PM
The other girl said "She should be happy. A lot of people are giving her money now because they feel bad."

See, these two chicks were really doing that little girl a favor.

;D

Yeah, I actually eventually got to that point, too. These girls are actually philanthropists, when you really think about it.

Bacchus
06-01-2012, 03:39 PM
Yeah, they were both pretty upset about that.

The nerve of the world! The liberals who make people return what they stole are ruining things for all of us!

LOL!!!

yerner
06-01-2012, 03:44 PM
hottest video i've seen all week.

Kaylore
06-01-2012, 03:48 PM
Why did you do it?

"Money is money."

Well I'm convinced!

HILife
06-01-2012, 03:52 PM
They may be dumb.....but this takes the cake!

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LMFAO!

baja
06-01-2012, 04:02 PM
If I rob a bank and get caught I get to keep the money right?

Heyneck
06-01-2012, 04:10 PM
LMFAO!

Look at the hosts' expression... priceless!!!

baja
06-01-2012, 04:17 PM
see North Carolina pageant girl in the talent phase of the competition ;

http://yt.cl.nr/CjqvLAs9t1Q

Heyneck
06-01-2012, 04:21 PM
see North Carolina pageant girl in the talent phase of the competition ;

http://yt.cl.nr/CjqvLAs9t1Q

^ Pure gold!!!

broncocalijohn
06-01-2012, 05:00 PM
These chicks seem like a pretty fun time.

Oh, they **** alright. Best part is you can take them to Denny's and tell them how we are going to have fun and Dajwo (Dine and just walk out as Dine and Dash is way to obvious).

gunns
06-01-2012, 05:11 PM
Has it been around that long? I hadn't seen it until today.

My favorite is the whining about money, in between sucking down gulps of Starbucks.

I wonder if either of these girls have any redeeming qualities. Can you imagine how proud their parents must have been?

My thoughts through the whole thing is I'd like to meet their parents. If they don't get it, who raised them with those "redeeming" values.

baja
06-01-2012, 05:16 PM
My thoughts through the whole thing is I'd like to meet their parents. If they don't get it, who raised them with those "redeeming" values.

Ya I had that thought too.

Imagine what kind of parents they will make.

"Mommy I want to be a Girl Scout. Forget it kid better to steal from the fools."

ColoradoDarin
06-01-2012, 05:40 PM
She'll go to jail for 150 bucks. Just think what she'd do for 200.

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had two hundred dollars?

Dr. Broncenstein: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had two hundred dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Dr. Broncenstein: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had two hundred dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.

Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.

Dr. Broncenstein: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

Peter Gibbons: Good point.

Dr. Broncenstein: Well what about you now? what would you do?

Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?

Dr. Broncenstein: Well yeah.

DBroncos4life
06-01-2012, 05:54 PM
She was kinda hot until I saw her in chains.

How on earth is that a turn off???
:P

Tombstone RJ
06-01-2012, 06:19 PM
Wow. It has been around for awhile.

Who saw this coming? ???

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she's just working her way up the ladder... or falling down the ladder... or whatever.... it's like only money!

Bacchus
06-01-2012, 06:46 PM
I would marry this woman, really, I find her very hot.

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EDIT: Ok, I have been youtubing and I find out that she is famous!! LOL I had never heard of her and thought she was just some game show contestant!! :sunshine:

Willynowei
06-01-2012, 07:25 PM
I would marry this woman, really, I find her very hot.

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EDIT: Ok, I have been youtubing and I find out that she is famous!! LOL I had never heard of her and thought she was just some game show contestant!! :sunshine:

That looks acted out

Willynowei
06-01-2012, 07:27 PM
God help the future of our world. I'd almost think the title of the video would say it all. In fact, you almost have to see it to believe it.

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I'll eat her cookie.

Bacchus
06-01-2012, 07:47 PM
That looks acted out

LOL... It was the first time I saw that act!

HILife
06-01-2012, 07:49 PM
I would marry this woman, really, I find her very hot.

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EDIT: Ok, I have been youtubing and I find out that she is famous!! LOL I had never heard of her and thought she was just some game show contestant!! :sunshine:

LOL "Women don't want to hear a man's opinion, they just want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice."

broncosteven
06-01-2012, 08:28 PM
How on earth is that a turn off???
:P

Usually I would go for it but she came limping in like she was some terrorist in Guantanamo.

ghwk
06-01-2012, 08:41 PM
I think I'm in love.

Ahhh, your just easy. Hilarious!

broncosteven
06-01-2012, 08:55 PM
Ahhh, your just easy. Hilarious!

He became a Dr because it burned when he peed and didn't want to tell anyone.

KipCorrington25
06-02-2012, 12:05 AM
It's Florida though, this is nothing. That state is like a third world country at this point.

SPORTSWRITER
06-02-2012, 05:07 AM
God help the future of our world. I'd almost think the title of the video would say it all. In fact, you almost have to see it to believe it.

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Just another sad story about the new generation of "TAKERS" who believe the world owes them everything for FREE!! Like DomCasual stated, "God help us" and our future!

gunns
06-02-2012, 07:02 AM
Wow. It has been around for awhile.

Who saw this coming? ???

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But, but it wasn't the Girl Scouts! Damn Judge who is it ok to steal from? Who doesn't love money?

Bob's your Information Minister
06-03-2012, 04:52 AM
This is an example of someone who is just a horrible person. They weren't driven to this behavior because of circumstance. They're bad.

Poor parenting.

Rulon Velvet Jones
06-03-2012, 07:00 AM
I'd give her $10 to see 'em

Requiem
06-03-2012, 07:53 AM
Worthless drains on society that will likely be that way the rest of their lives. One of the reasons I can't stand most people in my age range because they act like that, especially dumb girls who care more about the latest and greatest at Forever 21 and have greater concerns for what color shoes to wear with their sundress than actually being productive human beings. Seriously. Lock them up and never let them out again. Not worth it.

Willynowei
06-03-2012, 08:23 AM
Worthless drains on society that will likely be that way the rest of their lives. One of the reasons I can't stand most people in my age range because they act like that, especially dumb girls who care more about the latest and greatest at Forever 21 and have greater concerns for what color shoes to wear with their sundress than actually being productive human beings. Seriously. Lock them up and never let them out again. Not worth it.

I think physically attractive dumb girls are the reason most of the male population does anything with themselves :~ohyah!:

So in an indirect way they are worth quite a lot of productivity. Hilarious!

Requiem
06-03-2012, 01:43 PM
I think physically attractive dumb girls are the reason most of the male population does anything with themselves :~ohyah!:

So in an indirect way they are worth quite a lot of productivity. Hilarious!

And the people going after the physically attractive dumb girls probably don't have much up in the noggin either. Polluting the gene pool and setting back the ability to progress as people tenfold. Biological fail.

Willynowei
06-03-2012, 06:34 PM
And the people going after the physically attractive dumb girls probably don't have much up in the noggin either. Polluting the gene pool and setting back the ability to progress as people tenfold. Biological fail.

You sound like a nerd who doesn't get laid. Plenty of people smarter than you are driven to realize their earning potential because they ultimately want to sleep with as many dumb, hot women as possible.

Probability wise, i wouldn't say people who chase dumb, hot girls are any more or less likely to have less "up in the noggin".

Don't hate, procreate.