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critter171
05-15-2012, 07:39 PM
I am a youth umpire under Babe ruth baseball and softball I have tons of games coming up. i got 5 for this weekend starting thru-fri-sat-sat-sun day of mon than another full week i said sat twice for two games.

Anyone question about rules i do my best to answer them. Its fastpitch softball.

Requiem
05-16-2012, 02:36 PM
I am a youth umpire under Babe ruth baseball and softball I have tons of games coming up. i got 5 for this weekend starting thru-fri-sat-sat-sun day of mon than another full week i said sat twice for two games.

Anyone question about rules i do my best to answer them. Its fastpitch softball.

In your league -- does the count for strikes and balls start at zero for each?

Or is their already a ball / strike given?

critter171
05-16-2012, 03:36 PM
In your league -- does the count for strikes and balls start at zero for each?

Or is their already a ball / strike given?

0-0

Requiem
05-16-2012, 03:57 PM
Do you check out hot girls when they come up to bat?

When I umped, I always used to be like, "Oh dat ass!"

critter171
05-16-2012, 05:10 PM
Do you check out hot girls when they come up to bat?

When I umped, I always used to be like, "Oh dat ass!"

these kids i do are 12 and up and i be doing a 10u champion game coming next month and no i don't i am umpire first and second the only ladies i am looking for are girls that are in the stands (not many tell you the truth)

Requiem
05-16-2012, 08:04 PM
these kids i do are 12 and up and i be doing a 10u champion game coming next month and no i don't i am umpire first and second the only ladies i am looking for are girls that are in the stands (not many tell you the truth)

Fair enough. Approach a single mom at the game and take her out for a dinner.

critter171
05-17-2012, 03:26 AM
Fair enough. Approach a single mom at the game and take her out for a dinner.

not a bad idea.... too bad i don't know any :)

Requiem
05-18-2012, 12:30 PM
Well you should just go out and ask one out. If they do not have a ring on their finger, go get 'em tiger.

JPPT1974
05-22-2012, 06:05 PM
Look they make mistakes and are humans too!

critter171
06-16-2012, 03:57 PM
Look they make mistakes and are humans too!

I love these answers from regular people. I had a tough game the other day for 10u game.

coach didn't like one of my calls and had hard time explain the rule a tad so they don't want me to come back good enough for me.

Btw the other game a grandmother was kick out :rofl:

my uic said he let it cool down and put me in some other places.

Requiem
06-22-2012, 01:41 PM
Sup Critter?

broncocalijohn
06-29-2012, 10:32 AM
Look they make mistakes and are humans too!

"What do you think of Umpries"

YES THEY DO! When you can't even spell 'Umpire", you might have issues behind the plate. I play on a mens softball league and our 1 guy does a great job behind the plate (big deal in slow pitch) and gets out to the bases in a hurry.

As for them being human, no they are not.

paperstacks1980
07-01-2012, 09:00 AM
most of the umpires are drunk

Requiem
02-05-2013, 11:14 AM
Critter, I have changed my opinion on umpires.

fankadeo
10-20-2013, 10:27 PM
The correct answer is.....burn them with fire