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Bob's your Information Minister
05-12-2012, 10:51 PM
Ask me anything.

SoCalBronco
05-12-2012, 10:54 PM
I get Pioli and Cassel, but why do you hate Crennel, Bob?

He did a nice job at the end of the year. He wasn't great as a HC in Cleveland, but he's good defensively and might be better in his second chance. Plus, from what I understand, the perception of working for the Chiefs under Pioli has been so poisoned that you weren't going to get a great hire anyway (kind of like when no one except for Fox and a couple other B-listers wanted the job after McD raped the team and the old man was exposed as an aloof douchebag).

Hulamau
05-12-2012, 11:18 PM
I get Pioli and Cassel, but why do you hate Crennel, Bob?

He did a nice job at the end of the year. He wasn't great as a HC in Cleveland, but he's good defensively and might be better in his second chance. Plus, from what I understand, the perception of working for the Chiefs under Pioli has been so poisoned that you weren't going to get a great hire anyway (kind of like when no one except for Fox and a couple other B-listers wanted the job after McD raped the team and the old man was exposed as an aloof douchebag).


SoCal ... tell us truthfully man, just when and want DID Bowlen do to you or yours that made you turn so venomously biased toward him???

SoCalBronco
05-12-2012, 11:23 PM
SoCal ... tell us truthfully man, just when and want DID Bowlen do to you or yours that made you turn so venomously biased toward him???

We're not going to rehash this again. We've been through it dozens of times. Everyone knows why I hate the old man. There are three big reasons. I don't want to thread jack from Bob's thread, though (yes you read that right, I might be the only one who actually respects Bob here...:)).

Shananahan
05-13-2012, 12:00 AM
There are three big reasons.
http://gridironexperts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/upiphotos984465-Redskins-Head-Coach-Mike-Shanahan.jpg http://www.chicagobears.com/userfiles/image/default/Cutler_inside122809.jpg http://www.bostonherald.com/blogs/sports/rap_sheet/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/marshall-ap.jpg

R-Mac
05-13-2012, 06:42 AM
Be very afraid.

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/242988/6945150369_38df7ceaa1_b.jpg

:~ohyah!: Hilarious!

Dr. Broncenstein
05-13-2012, 06:59 AM
Bob,

Back away from the ledge. You'll make too much of a mess.

Your pal,

Doc B

Agamemnon
05-13-2012, 07:01 AM
http://gridironexperts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/upiphotos984465-Redskins-Head-Coach-Mike-Shanahan.jpg http://www.chicagobears.com/userfiles/image/default/Cutler_inside122809.jpg http://www.bostonherald.com/blogs/sports/rap_sheet/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/marshall-ap.jpg

1. Get it.

2. Sort of get it.

3. Lolwut?

Punisher
05-13-2012, 07:44 AM
I get Pioli and Cassel, but why do you hate Crennel, Bob?

He did a nice job at the end of the year. He wasn't great as a HC in Cleveland, but he's good defensively and might be better in his second chance. Plus, from what I understand, the perception of working for the Chiefs under Pioli has been so poisoned that you weren't going to get a great hire anyway (kind of like when no one except for Fox and a couple other B-listers wanted the job after McD raped the team and the old man was exposed as an aloof douchebag).

:~ohyah!: This

DenverBrit
05-13-2012, 07:57 AM
We're not going to rehash this again. We've been through it dozens of times. Everyone knows why I hate the old man. There are three big reasons. I don't want to thread jack from Bob's thread, though (yes you read that right, I might be the only one who actually respects Bob here...:)).

So you hate Bowlen and respect Bob? WTF! Hilarious!

ØrangeÇrush
05-13-2012, 08:04 AM
Ask me anything.

Will you leave? Forever?

hambone13
05-13-2012, 08:13 AM
Will you leave? Forever?

That's not possible because he's entirely too bright to be on a Chiefs forum and we quietly covet his window licking championship runs. He's not gotten any golden head pads or jewel laden neck braces but damn it, he's good.

Big Love Bob. Seriously, I'd miss ya despite your loyalties. :kiss:

hambone13
05-13-2012, 08:23 AM
So you hate Bowlen and respect Bob? WTF! Hilarious!

Seriously, it wouldn't be the same on here without Bob, I really do have a WHOLE lotta love for him. He takes it like no other and he actually has some quality **** to say once and a while. All you have to do is look at the title to this thread, it's accurately special.

Love that guy but it may have more to do with the BBQ out central and such.

baja
05-13-2012, 08:27 AM
So you hate Bowlen and respect Bob? WTF! Hilarious!

Hey he admires Cutler and thinks Nixon was the best pres. ever.

As they say, " There is no accounting for taste".

Rohirrim
05-13-2012, 08:28 AM
We're not going to rehash this again. We've been through it dozens of times. Everyone knows why I hate the old man. There are three big reasons. I don't want to thread jack from Bob's thread, though (yes you read that right, I might be the only one who actually respects Bob here...:)).

Now that's something I really don't understand. I have yet to see any other troll come on this board and say more nasty things about the Broncos, and at the worst possible times, than that ahole.

Shananahan
05-13-2012, 08:28 AM
Seriously, it wouldn't be the same on here without Bob, I really do have a WHOLE lotta love for him. He takes it like no other and he actually has some quality **** to say once and a while.
Get out.

baja
05-13-2012, 08:31 AM
Bob is good for the board.

The guy you love to hate.

Who else are you guys going to be able to consistently gang up on in a feel good group beat down.

baja
05-13-2012, 08:39 AM
My name is Bob and I got fat again.

baja
05-13-2012, 08:43 AM
My name is Bob and i am so damn jealous of you guys.

First Elway the QB beats up on us for 16 years now I gotta watch him before my every eyes turn into a HOF executive running the Broncos while I get Pioli

MagicHef
05-13-2012, 08:56 AM
Ask me anything.

Poe?

baja
05-13-2012, 08:58 AM
My name is Bob and ............. (Complete the sentence).

TheReverend
05-13-2012, 09:01 AM
Most Bronco fans do

TonyR
05-13-2012, 09:02 AM
(kind of like when no one except for Fox and a couple other B-listers wanted the job after McD raped the team and the old man was exposed as an aloof douchebag).

This probably, and maybe even definitely, had a lot more to do with Elway than Bowlen. Not that big name coaches don't like Elway, just that they don't want to work in his shadow and they want to be the man in charge. There's no reason to not want to work for Bowlen, and in fact probably quite the opposite. He lets his people run the show and stays out of the way.

Rohirrim
05-13-2012, 09:03 AM
My name is Bob and ............. (Complete the sentence).

I have absolutely ZERO redeeming qualities. Why my IP was not erased years ago, I'll never know.


(personally, I think TJ likes to keep him around like you would keep an oddity in a jar - a deformed dwarf, or some kind of monkeylike creature - in alcohol)

Dr. Broncenstein
05-13-2012, 09:04 AM
When will the Chiefs realize that the New England guys are Manchurian Candidates?

baja
05-13-2012, 09:06 AM
I have absolutely ZERO redeeming qualities. Why my IP was not erased years ago, I'll never know.


(personally, I think TJ likes to keep him around like you would keep an oddity in a jar - a deformed dwarf, or some kind of monkeylike creature - in alcohol)

He generates huge traffic. All his threads go 6 or 7 pages - every time.

Do not think this is lost on TJ.

baja
05-13-2012, 09:07 AM
Ask me anything.

Did you gain all the weight back plus some more?

DenverBrit
05-13-2012, 09:19 AM
Seriously, it wouldn't be the same on here without Bob, I really do have a WHOLE lotta love for him. He takes it like no other and he actually has some quality **** to say once and a while. All you have to do is look at the title to this thread, it's accurately special.

Love that guy but it may have more to do with the BBQ out central and such.

But do you hate Bowlen? ;D

bowtown
05-13-2012, 09:31 AM
We're not going to rehash this again. We've been through it dozens of times. Everyone knows why I hate the old man. There are three big reasons. I don't want to thread jack from Bob's thread, though (yes you read that right, I might be the only one who actually respects Bob here...:)).

Aside from Harbaugh who elected to stay in the Bay Area, which other coach that was hired last year would you have preferred?

hambone13
05-13-2012, 09:41 AM
Bob is good for the board.

The guy you love to hate.

Who else are you guys going to be able to consistently gang up on in a feel good group beat down.

Spoken like a true foil-cap wearing champ ;-) Birds of a feather.....

oubronco
05-13-2012, 11:09 AM
It must really really really really really really SUCK to be a Queefs fan

Captain 'Dre
05-13-2012, 11:31 AM
Ask me anything.

Why is Jamal Charles shooting off his mouth about punishing opponents in the coming season?

Hulamau
05-13-2012, 01:12 PM
http://gridironexperts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/upiphotos984465-Redskins-Head-Coach-Mike-Shanahan.jpg http://www.chicagobears.com/userfiles/image/default/Cutler_inside122809.jpg http://www.bostonherald.com/blogs/sports/rap_sheet/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/marshall-ap.jpg

Three pictures are worth a thousand words :-) ...

uplink
05-13-2012, 01:34 PM
My name is Bob and I hate Scott Pioli, Rommel Crennel and Matt Cassel. Prepare to die.

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Baba Booey
05-13-2012, 01:36 PM
The first step in the road to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

Hi, Bob.

Jetmeck
05-13-2012, 01:41 PM
Ask me anything.


Did somebody **** their pants ?

All of a sudden it stinks in here ?

canadianbroncosfan
05-13-2012, 01:48 PM
I'd much rather deal with Bob than trolls like Chowda Head.

bowtown
05-13-2012, 01:51 PM
Ask me anything.

Will you go upstairs for Mothers Day or just send a text?

extralife
05-13-2012, 02:28 PM
bob is one of the five best posters on this board, behind Oleg, Oleg, Oleg, and Oleg.

Punisher
05-13-2012, 03:12 PM
Well at least your Defense is pretty good

Killericon
05-13-2012, 04:28 PM
Bob's either trolling or proving a point. He didn't say he would answer anybody, he just said to ask him anything. Here we are, almost onto page three, and he hasn't said anything.

His power on this board is unfathomable.

Bob's your Information Minister
05-13-2012, 06:54 PM
Did you gain all the weight back plus some more?

Nah. I'm a lean, sexy 185 lbs. :strong:

Bob's your Information Minister
05-13-2012, 06:55 PM
Why is Jamal Charles shooting off his mouth about punishing opponents in the coming season?

Cus he's the best ****ing running back in the league. Want me to roll tape of him breaking Brian Dawkins' ankles?

Bob's your Information Minister
05-13-2012, 06:56 PM
Well at least your Defense is pretty good

That's right bro. We're gonna break Manning in two.

Bob's your Information Minister
05-13-2012, 06:56 PM
Will you leave? Forever?

Nah, bro.

Nah.

:)

Bob's your Information Minister
05-13-2012, 06:57 PM
I get Pioli and Cassel, but why do you hate Crennel, Bob?


He's old and fat?

Seriously, why would I like a coach who provides the Chiefs with a 3-year window at best.

****ing bull**** hire.

Punisher
05-13-2012, 07:01 PM
That's right bro. We're gonna break Manning in two.

http://www.derfmagazine.com/_images/cincinnati/news/715/peyton-manningCyborg.jpg

You Can't hurt a Cyborg

Bob's your Information Minister
05-13-2012, 07:02 PM
What? Cyborgs have weaknesses. Everyone knows that.

broncosteven
05-13-2012, 07:05 PM
I have a valid question: was KFC's 1st round choice of Poe an admission that the other high 1st round DT picks were all busts?

broncosteven
05-13-2012, 07:06 PM
Oh and do people call you Pat or refer to you as "it" a lot?

Punisher
05-13-2012, 07:09 PM
What? Cyborgs have weaknesses. Everyone knows that.

Yea they do but only the smart ones can find them I don't think Romeo Crennel can find that little red button in back of Mannings Ear

Shananahan
05-13-2012, 07:20 PM
Oh and do people call you Pat or refer to you as "it" a lot?
His real name is probably more embarrassing.

Tim
05-13-2012, 08:08 PM
Are you a top or bottom?

baja
05-13-2012, 08:35 PM
Nah. I'm a lean, sexy 185 lbs. :strong:


Show a picture with a dated newspaper in the photo and then I might believe you.

crazyhorse
05-14-2012, 08:13 AM
We're not going to rehash this again. We've been through it dozens of times. Everyone knows why I hate the old man. There are three big reasons. I don't want to thread jack from Bob's thread, though (yes you read that right, I might be the only one who actually respects Bob here...:)).


Damn....your respect comes cheap. The dude has no integrity, not to mention many other positive qualities many are born with. Your respect for him will likely cost you respect and credibility. But what do I know?

Heyneck
05-14-2012, 08:53 AM
Cus he's the best ****ing running back in the league. Want me to roll tape of him breaking Brian Dawkins' ankles?

http://cdn2.screenjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/chang-drink.gif

Captain 'Dre
05-14-2012, 09:18 AM
What? Cyborgs have weaknesses. Everyone knows that.

For fried chicken, I guess. :sunshine:

DENVERDUI55
05-14-2012, 10:07 AM
He's old and fat?

Seriously, why would I like a coach who provides the Chiefs with a 3-year window at best.

****ing bull**** hire.At least he fullfilled the Rooney rule.

DENVERDUI55
05-14-2012, 10:09 AM
Damn....your respect comes cheap. The dude has no integrity, not to mention many other positive qualities many are born with. Your respect for him will likely cost you respect and credibility. But what do I know?

Socal is a late 90's banwagon fan. At least he stuck with his teams from the era. Broncos, Bulls, Penguins, Not sure of baseball team but probably yankees or whoever was good back then. He feels sorry for poor bobby.

Gort
05-14-2012, 11:38 AM
a more accurate title for this thread...

"My name is Bob and I am an attention whore"

SoCalBronco
05-14-2012, 08:19 PM
Socal is a late 90's banwagon fan. At least he stuck with his teams from the era. Broncos, Bulls, Penguins, Not sure of baseball team but probably yankees or whoever was good back then. He feels sorry for poor bobby.

I've actually been a fan of my teams since the early 90s. I'm not surprised you made an ignorant comment, though.

p7superfly
05-14-2012, 10:12 PM
What is the meaning of life?

Bob's your Information Minister
05-15-2012, 02:01 AM
I have a valid question: was KFC's 1st round choice of Poe an admission that the other high 1st round DT picks were all busts?

Dunno, but Poe as our pick was dumb as ****.

baja
05-15-2012, 05:13 AM
What is the meaning of life?

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