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TheElusiveKyleOrton
05-03-2012, 01:50 PM
http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Cutlerfinger.jpg

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2012/05/gawd-cant-i-just-walk-mitzy-with-my-giant-sweatpants-ksk-kontent-klearinghouse.html

lolcopter
05-03-2012, 01:55 PM
What a doucher

Dr. Broncenstein
05-03-2012, 01:56 PM
Make sure to put your dog back in your purse.

Shananahan
05-03-2012, 02:00 PM
Every time I see Cutler in plainclothes I can't believe he's professional athlete.

Kaylore
05-03-2012, 02:01 PM
http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/happy/grand/tom_cruise_happy_gif.gif

baja
05-03-2012, 02:04 PM
Did that dog come with a mop handle?

bronco militia
05-03-2012, 02:04 PM
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTrhD38b5y4WVJj5RV0-3sM1_g5ORRJLk9d3osHxkpqycT2Dlw9RdbUFxhl7A

ghwk
05-03-2012, 02:05 PM
BWAHAH he still wears orange shoes. Pretty poofy hair style too.

Dr. Broncenstein
05-03-2012, 02:07 PM
Did that dog come with a mop handle?

Insert 50 cent dowel rod.... Presto!

Smiling Assassin27
05-03-2012, 02:11 PM
http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Cutlerfinger.jpg

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2012/05/gawd-cant-i-just-walk-mitzy-with-my-giant-sweatpants-ksk-kontent-klearinghouse.html


Urlacher's all like:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2598/3789393264_715f6d3871_o.jpg

baja
05-03-2012, 02:11 PM
Insert 50 cent dowel rod.... Presto!

insert where?

















nice setup huh.

DBroncos4life
05-03-2012, 02:13 PM
Jay is awesome. Doesn't take **** from anyone.

2KBack
05-03-2012, 02:16 PM
What a half assed effort....tuck that thumb back Jay

baja
05-03-2012, 02:17 PM
Jay is awesome. Doesn't take **** from anyone.

awesome duché ?

It takes a real man to flip off a random photo taker

Dr. Broncenstein
05-03-2012, 02:21 PM
What a half assed effort....tuck that thumb back Jay

IMO the thumbs out bird is the less angry version... Kind of implies "fark you, buddy." Tucking the thumb in implies "fark you and die motherfarker." So the thumb was appropriate.

DomCasual
05-03-2012, 02:22 PM
"Let’s not forget the huge sweatpants that he must have borrowed from Roberto Garza."

:)

bronco militia
05-03-2012, 02:25 PM
"Let’s not forget the huge sweatpants that he must have borrowed from Roberto Garza."

:)

probably barrowed them from Oprah

DomCasual
05-03-2012, 02:26 PM
probably barrowed them from Oprah

That's racist!

baja
05-03-2012, 02:27 PM
"Let’s not forget the huge sweatpants that he must have borrowed from Roberto Garza."

:)

that is to hide his little junk but you can still see the little 2 incher poking out way too high up thus showcasing the fact he owns a little wee wee.

razorwire77
05-03-2012, 02:29 PM
WTF. Is that a breast cancer awareness tampon in his hand?

2KBack
05-03-2012, 02:29 PM
IMO the thumbs out bird is the less angry version... Kind of implies "fark you, buddy." Tucking the thumb in implies "fark you and die motherfarker." So the thumb was appropriate.

Interesting interpretation....a more gentle Jaybird

Dr. Broncenstein
05-03-2012, 02:33 PM
that is to hide his little junk but you can still see the little 2 incher poking out way too high up thus showcasing the fact he owns a little wee wee.

Oh lawd

dbfan21
05-03-2012, 02:33 PM
I can just imagine the photographer making a comment about the girly dog and then Jay got all butthurt. Hilarious!

Rohirrim
05-03-2012, 02:34 PM
What a douche. Nice, uh, it's a dog, right?

Meck77
05-03-2012, 02:35 PM
that is to hide his little junk but you can still see the little 2 incher poking out way too high up thus showcasing the fact he owns a little wee wee.

The resident pecker analyzer has spoken. Uhh

baja
05-03-2012, 02:36 PM
Oh lawd

that's what she said.

Kaylore
05-03-2012, 02:39 PM
You can so tell Jay spent a year "learning" under Jake Plummer about how to be a professional.

DBroncos4life
05-03-2012, 02:40 PM
awesome duché ?

It takes a real man to flip off a random photo taker

Says the stalker that moved to Mexico to avoid the police. :wave:

baja
05-03-2012, 02:42 PM
The resident pecker analyzer has spoken. Uhh

so says the resident peckerhead

baja
05-03-2012, 02:43 PM
Says the stalker that moved to Mexico to avoid the police. :wave:

That the best you can do.

DBroncos4life
05-03-2012, 02:46 PM
That the best you can do.

The best that won't result in me being banned. _i_O_i_

Requiem
05-03-2012, 02:48 PM
You guys need to play nice. We are all God's children. Except for jhns, he was Satan's.

ghwk
05-03-2012, 02:51 PM
You guys need to play nice. We are all God's children. Except for jhns, he was Satan's.

He's gone too. Permaban I think.

Requiem
05-03-2012, 02:51 PM
He's gone too. Permaban I think.

Oh, that is too bad. I really thought he was going to come to a game with me and get stoned. Darn!

maher_tyler
05-03-2012, 02:58 PM
I can imagine someone giving him hell for the lap dog as this pic was taken...

oubronco
05-03-2012, 03:00 PM
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/famous_movies_14.gif

Drunk Monkey
05-03-2012, 03:01 PM
He's gone too. Permaban I think.

really?

Ratboy
05-03-2012, 03:05 PM
I can just imagine the photographer making a comment about the girly dog and then Jay got all butthurt. Hilarious!

or maybe his fiance?

ghwk
05-03-2012, 03:08 PM
really?

Old Dude was on a role. Him and Beantown Bronco both.

Requiem
05-03-2012, 03:10 PM
Speakin' softly and carryin' a big stick. -- Old Man

DBroncos4life
05-03-2012, 03:12 PM
Old Dude was on a role. Him and Beantown Bronco both.

I don't agree with Bean getting a perma ban. Has he ever been banned before?

baja
05-03-2012, 03:19 PM
I don't agree with Bean getting a perma ban. Has he ever been banned before?

I doubt Beantown will want to come back which will be too bad.

DBroncos4life
05-03-2012, 03:22 PM
I doubt Beantown will want to come back which will be too bad.

Agreed. I hope he does comeback. Jizz on the other hand....

Kaylore
05-03-2012, 03:29 PM
Beantown was awesome! What was this about? Where did this happen and what did Beantown do to get perma-banned?

oubronco
05-03-2012, 03:31 PM
Inquiring minds want to know

Lestat
05-03-2012, 03:35 PM
lol kinda soft bird but i'm curious to see how he does this year with a legit OC that has a brain and a improved roster.

lolcopter
05-03-2012, 03:51 PM
lol kinda soft bird but i'm curious to see how he does this year with a legit OC that has a brain and a improved roster.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/836112/lol.gif

Chris
05-03-2012, 03:53 PM
You can so tell Jay spent a year "learning" under Jake Plummer about how to be a professional.

^5

Jason in LA
05-03-2012, 04:00 PM
A lot of celebrities flip off the camera so the photographer can't sell the photo. But id assume the photographer got a picture off before Jay flipped him off.

baja
05-03-2012, 04:02 PM
Beantown was awesome! What was this about? Where did this happen and what did Beantown do to get perma-banned?

the normal quibbling that has been going on around here for years.

It was in the Elway loves our draft thread / now locked

Old Dude decided he'd clean this place up so he went hard and heavy in that single thread with the ban hammer. I am sure he meant well by unfortunately Beantown got caught in the wash.

Boobs McGee
05-03-2012, 04:03 PM
Beantown was awesome! What was this about? Where did this happen and what did Beantown do to get perma-banned?



It started here:
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=105302&page=11

and finished here:
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=105374

El Minion
05-03-2012, 04:09 PM
It takes a man comfortable in his masculinity to walk a dog like that in public, Cutler doesn't need affirmation from owning a particular breed of dog.

Unlike Rapistberger.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1002/athletes.and.their.dogs/images/Ben-Roethlisberger-01700870.jpg

jonny1
05-03-2012, 04:10 PM
Yorkies are great dogs.

Cito Pelon
05-03-2012, 04:18 PM
It started here:
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=105302&page=11

and finished here:
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=105374

I've never seen anything like that on the Mane before. Old Dude was hunting and slaughtering.

oubronco
05-03-2012, 04:39 PM
It started here:
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=105302&page=11

and finished here:
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=105374

Damn that's a little over the top

Archer81
05-03-2012, 04:58 PM
http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Cutlerfinger.jpg

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2012/05/gawd-cant-i-just-walk-mitzy-with-my-giant-sweatpants-ksk-kontent-klearinghouse.html


...Baggy is out. Jesus Jay this is not 1998.

And why is he walking a giant rat?

:Broncos:

55CrushEm
05-03-2012, 05:06 PM
the normal quibbling that has been going on around here for years.

It was in the Elway loves our draft thread / now locked

Old Dude decided he'd clean this place up so he went hard and heavy in that single thread with the ban hammer. I am sure he meant well by unfortunately Beantown got caught in the wash.

Oh, now that's some bull****! Beantown is a good guy.....seriously. I've been to a game with him too.....very friendly, down to earth.

He's honestly one of the last people I would EVER expect to get banned here.

Taco better remedy this. Do an override or something.

outdoor_miner
05-03-2012, 05:07 PM
It started here:
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=105302&page=11

and finished here:
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=105374

That is effed up. Beantown is one of the best (and least antagonistic) posters on here. Seems that Old Dude was having a bad day.

55CrushEm
05-03-2012, 05:09 PM
It started here:
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=105302&page=11

and finished here:
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=105374

Wow! Sounds like Old Dude went off the handle a little bit. Beantown doesn't deserve a ban, much less a permaban, IMO. Old Dude must be having a bad day.

Taco better overturn this crap.

55CrushEm
05-03-2012, 05:09 PM
That is effed up. Beantown is one of the best (and least antagonistic) posters on here. Seems that Old Dude was having a bad day.

Beat me to it.

55CrushEm
05-03-2012, 05:10 PM
"Let Van stay! Let Van stay!"

Abqbronco
05-03-2012, 05:44 PM
Wow! Sounds like Old Dude went off the handle a little bit. Beantown doesn't deserve a ban, much less a permaban, IMO. Old Dude must be having a bad day.

Taco better overturn this crap.

My favorite part of all this is how he says "if you have a problem talk to taco". Then he bans jhns for criticizing tj. I am sure tj has bigger problems to deal with than this place. I have to admit that old dude has point but you can't change the mane in a day.

Heyneck
05-03-2012, 05:53 PM
Nothing funnier than seeing 6 feet + grown men strolling girly dogs!!! Get a bull terrier va jay jay!!!

Heyneck
05-03-2012, 05:56 PM
WTF. Is that a breast cancer awareness tampon in his hand?

Nope... that's his soon to be wife pocket rocket!

Captain 'Dre
05-03-2012, 06:03 PM
http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Cutlerfinger.jpg

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2012/05/gawd-cant-i-just-walk-mitzy-with-my-giant-sweatpants-ksk-kontent-klearinghouse.html

"If you look closely, you'll notice that the finger I'm flipping is bigger than my actual penis."

Heyneck
05-03-2012, 06:06 PM
FREE BEANTOWN NOW!!! FREE BEANTOWN NOW!!! FREE BEANTOWN NOW!!!

Dr. Broncenstein
05-03-2012, 06:10 PM
Can't believe Beatown got banned. Seriously, that's messed up.

Dr. Broncenstein
05-03-2012, 06:15 PM
http://i27.tinypic.com/53qlpz.jpg

Hay bros wats up?

IHaveALight
05-03-2012, 06:17 PM
McD is tearing this team apart? ???

Meck77
05-03-2012, 06:18 PM
I think old dude is a great mod but in this case I think a week or so for beantown would have made a statement. Perm ban? Don't see the justification for it.

I vote to reinstate beantown also.

Kaylore
05-03-2012, 06:22 PM
It started here:
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=105302&page=11

and finished here:
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=105374

....WTF?!?!?


That's it? People were getting banned for saying "BS" about a post? Perma Banned for Old Dude going absolutely crazy?

I am ok with ending personal attacks, but to do a complete policy 180 with no notice in the middle of the night is complete stupidity!

Heyneck
05-03-2012, 06:27 PM
WE NEED A BRO DOWN!!! FREE BEANTOWN!!!

http://mostlyaboutmusic.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/south-park-1511-broadway-bro-down-clip11.jpg

*Caption at your own risk

scorpio
05-03-2012, 06:35 PM
I can sympathize with Old Dude, the board has been a much less pleasant place the last few years. That said:

Won't miss jhns.

Beantown doesn't deserve a perma ban.

Mods should have concrete rules they can refer to in situations like this, instead of "You're in violation of the ordinances we maybe might be implementing soon, so you're gone. FOREVER."

Decisions need to be made up front; either it's a loosely moderated board or it's not.

If the tools aren't implemented for mods to do their jobs (like banning certain people from certain threads), then that's on Taco.

.

Dr. Broncenstein
05-03-2012, 06:40 PM
I'm totally rioting in my gravel road in the middle of rural Oklahoma over Beantown. If anyone comes down this road they are not only trespassing, but totally dissing my riot and will be pelted with gravel and beer bottles. No justice no peace motherfarkers.

Kaylore
05-03-2012, 06:40 PM
I can sympathize with Old Dude, the board has been a much less pleasant place the last few years. That said:

Won't miss jhns.

Beantown doesn't deserve a perma ban.

Mods should have concrete rules they can refer to in situations like this, instead of "You're in violation of the ordinances we maybe might be implementing soon, so you're gone. FOREVER."

Decisions need to be made up front; either it's a loosely moderated board or it's not.

If the tools aren't implemented for mods to do their jobs (like banning certain people from certain threads), then that's on Taco.

I'm fine with a more active moderation team. I'm ok (to a point) if they want to make things more civil around here. I'm not ok with posters being blind-sided by sudden policy shifts - which still have not been laid out clearly and Old Dude admitted to this himself - and then auto-banning on these yet-to-be-established rules with a "if you want to contest it take it up with Taco" attitude. I mean really?

Requiem
05-03-2012, 06:42 PM
So guys -- if I already have an 18 month payment plan with Best bUy for an item.

Can I get another purchase elligbLe for that plan and pay that in Another 18 moNths?

Need advice now. If I"m Gonna die soon I'm gonna DEBT IT UP BABY

Heyneck
05-03-2012, 06:45 PM
So guys -- if I already have an 18 month payment plan with Best bUy for an item.

Can I get another purchase elligbLe for that plan and pay that in Another 18 moNths?

Need advice now. If I"m Gonna die soon I'm gonna DEBT IT UP BABY

Doesn't the debt pass to the nearest relatives?

Requiem
05-03-2012, 06:50 PM
Doesn't the debt pass to the nearest relatives?

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vl5GN70hBFo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

WHO CARES.

Majik
05-03-2012, 06:51 PM
Photographer: "Jay, would you rank yourself amongst the best NFL QBs?"

Jay: "I'm number One"

Dedhed
05-03-2012, 07:50 PM
Jay is awesome. Doesn't take **** from anyone.

Jay's girlfriend: Walk my dog, now!
Jay: Ok.

DB4L:Jay doesn't take sh!t from anyone. Jay awesome.

Drunken.Broncoholic
05-03-2012, 08:31 PM
I'd walk that dog if it meant Kristen bending over the bed.

DBroncos4life
05-03-2012, 08:33 PM
I'd walk that dog if it meant Kristen bending over the bed.

This.

bowtown
05-03-2012, 09:21 PM
I'm fine with a more active moderation team. I'm ok (to a point) if they want to make things more civil around here. I'm not ok with posters being blind-sided by sudden policy shifts - which still have not been laid out clearly and Old Dude admitted to this himself - and then auto-banning on these yet-to-be-established rules with a "if you want to contest it take it up with Taco" attitude. I mean really?

It's a shame too, Beantown is one of the good guys. He's one of the most solid posters around here. Fierce kicker arguments and with him and his penchant for movie quotes was a big reason I stopped lurking and started posting here. He won't be back after that either. I don't totally blame OldDude. i understand the frustration. I just think it's unfortunate that one of the best posters here had to serve as an example.

As for jhns, I actually don't think he deserved it either but he can go **** himself.

Requiem
05-03-2012, 09:55 PM
TWEET: Orange Mane insider Requiem is reporting that the Beantown Bronco perma-ban issued by long-time moderator Old Dude has been appealed. Forum Commissioner Taco John is expected to review the appeal within a week and make a decision of affirmation or reversal. Miscellaneous discussions with veteran posters the know are suggesting that Beantown Bronco will be freed and back in time for discussion on Rookie Mini Camps.

ghwk
05-03-2012, 10:28 PM
....WTF?!?!?


That's it? People were getting banned for saying "BS" about a post? Perma Banned for Old Dude going absolutely crazy?

I am ok with ending personal attacks, but to do a complete policy 180 with no notice in the middle of the night is complete stupidity!

And oddly enough LABF's original concern about over posting has pretty much gone unaddressed.

broncocalijohn
05-03-2012, 10:29 PM
Yorkies are great dogs.

Yeah, for feeding to a normal dog. That dog is for chicks or pussies. If you are walking a dog that size, it better be a few months old.

Meck77
05-03-2012, 10:35 PM
Jay is a b****. Plain and simple. Old Dude you are a great moderator but I think the perm ban on Beantown was a bit heavy handed. Respectfully request the reinstatement of Beantown....a Fixture or the Orangemane Community.

Maybe another week or two for pissing you off and disrespecting omane moderating powers granted by the powers that be...

Don't blame you OD. Being a mod of 10,000 plus Broncos fans isn't easy! 10,000...unreal. :believeit

broncocalijohn
05-03-2012, 10:44 PM
It started here:
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=105302&page=11

and finished here:
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=105374

OMG, I have never seen so many posters without their 3rd emblem on the bottom of their posts! Great Spirits, price jj, Rabb, BroncoBeantown, Jizz. I have always respected Old Dude but nailing a poster for saying It is BS is what looks like Broncomania board to me and not the Mane that I have known for almost 8 years. Saying BS is nothing like some that go personal and wish death or aids or going to hell. Those are the posters that I wish would be gone forever. TJ needs to get in and fix this because if this is how it is going to be, I don't need a PG type version of a Broncos' forum. Doesnt sound like the posters need a break but someone else and recollect his thoughts and his course of actions before no one will be left.
I also think a thread of People Currently Banned should be a sticky. At this rate, it might need its own sub forum.

Blueflame
05-03-2012, 10:54 PM
Guys, I understand the desire to discuss the issue of the banning(s)... however, TJ has respectfully requested a little bit of (drama-free) time to look into everything and come to a decision, which is why he closed the other thread. I don't think it was his intention for another thread to be derailed, but that's what has occurred. With his request in mind, I'm also temporarily closing this thread.