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Gort
05-02-2012, 09:26 AM
you gotta love state fairs. just look what you can get there!!

krispy kreme cheeseburgers
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/state-fair-food-24.jpg

cheeseburger with ice cream
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/state-fair-food-23.jpg

pizza cones
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/pizza-cones.jpg

deep fried mac & cheese on a stick
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/state-fair-food-26.jpg

deep fried Snickers bar
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/state-fair-food-8.jpg

chocolate covered bacon
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/state-fair-food-4.jpg

http://www.tvdance.com/austinpowers2/images/inmybelly-.gif

Dr. Broncenstein
05-02-2012, 09:28 AM
PIZZA CONE

TonyR
05-02-2012, 09:36 AM
And then you wonder why 1/3 of Americans are considered pre-diabetic.

Dr. Broncenstein
05-02-2012, 09:37 AM
And then you wonder why 1/3 of Americans are considered pre-diabetic.

Prolly cause the other 2/3 are post diabetic

gyldenlove
05-02-2012, 09:37 AM
I predict that more Americans die as a direct result of state fairs than terror, war, burglaries and exotic diseases combined.

baja
05-02-2012, 09:39 AM
Nothing a few good enemas won't fix

Dr. Broncenstein
05-02-2012, 09:45 AM
I predict that more Americans die as a direct result of state fairs than terror, war, burglaries and exotic diseases combined.

Carnies are a pretty rough group. You don't wind up running the tiltawhirl without poking a couple of holes in someone else.

broncocalijohn
05-02-2012, 10:12 AM
I predict that more Americans die as a direct result of state fairs than terror, war, burglaries and exotic diseases combined.

Yet, we still love the challenge they put on our bodies and pocketbook. Back off Foreigner. I'm going in for the deep battered banana wrapped in bacon. It has to be healthy. There is fruit in it.

edog24
05-02-2012, 10:17 AM
I like the look of those pizza cones.

alkemical
05-02-2012, 10:17 AM
Yet, we still love the challenge they put on our bodies and pocketbook. Back off Foreigner. I'm going in for the deep battered banana wrapped in bacon. It has to be healthy. There is fruit in it.

Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.

ludo21
05-02-2012, 10:29 AM
ive always wanted to try a krispy cream burger!!

lolcopter
05-02-2012, 10:33 AM
Deep fried Mac n cheese is so good

Honorable mention to chocolate covered bacon, but I would definitely try the pizza cone

Kaylore
05-02-2012, 10:46 AM
http://thecoolship.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/ew.gif

Hulamau
05-02-2012, 10:48 AM
And then you wonder why 1/3 of Americans are considered pre-diabetic.

... and morbidly obese!

Hulamau
05-02-2012, 10:49 AM
ive always wanted to try a krispy cream burger!!

Sucking on a loaded Colt 45 tastes good too :-)

Captain 'Dre
05-02-2012, 10:56 AM
PIZZA CONE

That looked the most tempting, to me... Maybe 'cause it's the only item that wouldn't kill you within 20 minutes. :)

Captain 'Dre
05-02-2012, 10:58 AM
ive always wanted to try a krispy cream burger!!

A true taste cacaphony! ugh!~

What's next, mustard flavored ice cream? ugh!~ ugh!~ ugh!~

houghtam
05-02-2012, 11:06 AM
That looked the most tempting, to me... Maybe 'cause it's the only item that wouldn't kill you within 20 minutes. :)

Truly you underestimate the power of the PIZZA CONE.

alkemical
05-02-2012, 11:12 AM
A true taste cacaphony! ugh!~

What's next, mustard flavored ice cream? ugh!~ ugh!~ ugh!~

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2011/09/scooped-honey-mustard-ice-cream-recipe.html

Gort
05-02-2012, 11:12 AM
http://thecoolship.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/ew.gif

"All things in moderation, but dammit man! Don't deny your tastebuds the ecstasy of the pizza cone." - Petronius, 63 A.D.

Gort
05-02-2012, 11:13 AM
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2011/09/scooped-honey-mustard-ice-cream-recipe.html

in Gilroy, California they make garlic flavored ice cream. California is weird.

Captain 'Dre
05-02-2012, 11:17 AM
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2011/09/scooped-honey-mustard-ice-cream-recipe.html

Never woulda believed it, if ya hadn't provided the link. ugh!~

Please don't tell me they have mayonnaise flavored ice cream. :O

Captain 'Dre
05-02-2012, 11:19 AM
in Gilroy, California they make garlic flavored ice cream. California is weird.

You can smell the garlic in Gilroy from 15 miles away. At least. Seriously.

Rohirrim
05-02-2012, 11:19 AM
Deep fried mac and cheese would be the perfect food, if you put bacon in it.

houghtam
05-02-2012, 11:20 AM
Never woulda believed it, if ya hadn't provided the link. ugh!~

Please don't tell me they have mayonnaise flavored ice cream. :O

Who needs mayonnaise flavored ice cream when you can just put the mayo in the freezer? 30 minutes, a spoon and 5500 calories later...

alkemical
05-02-2012, 11:21 AM
Never woulda believed it, if ya hadn't provided the link. ugh!~

Please don't tell me they have mayonnaise flavored ice cream. :O

Who needs mayonnaise flavored ice cream when you can just put the mayo in the freezer? 30 minutes, a spoon and 5500 calories later...

https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSx72W-EiA0cAXeYNS3YTEWYOTLY-OyLHGOcUEd5mLO72bQffUutw

sisterhellfyre
05-02-2012, 11:33 AM
Blecccchhh. I felt nauseous just looking at the photo of a Krispy Kreme cheeseburger.

Dr. Broncenstein
05-02-2012, 11:36 AM
Deep fried mac and cheese would be the perfect food, if you put bacon in it.

That's because it would taste like the perfect beverage: bacon.

broncocalijohn
05-02-2012, 12:03 PM
That's because it would taste like the perfect beverage: bacon.

See, if this was done in America, we would have better results. The English obviously don't know a good thing when they taste it.
http://youtu.be/wwKlouDOt7Q

Get this at your local state fair soon!

houghtam
05-02-2012, 12:10 PM
See, if this was done in America, we would have better results. The English obviously don't know a good thing when they taste it.
http://youtu.be/wwKlouDOt7Q

Get this at your local state fair soon!

That's what happens when your country's cuisine is based on the theory of "BOIL IT!"

TonyR
05-02-2012, 12:17 PM
... and morbidly obese!

Obesity epidemic ===> diabetes epidemic ===> healthcare system overload

Rohirrim
05-02-2012, 01:27 PM
Obesity epidemic ===> diabetes epidemic ===> healthcare system overload

Yeah, but think how many just drop dead and relieve the strain on SS and Medicare? I'll bet it balances out. :puff:

TonyR
05-02-2012, 02:37 PM
http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-ticker/obesity-cost-taxpayers-billions-dollars-weight-watchers-ceo-183227647.html

"We'll spend $200 billion this year treating diabetes, which is significantly driven by obesity," Kirchhoff tells Aaron Task at the Milken Institute Global Conference. "Twenty-five million Americans are diabetic, and there are another 78 million Americans who are pre-diabetic. We have an entire generation of people who are going to be less well as a result of lifestyle."

One recent health study found that the percentage of Medicare beneficiaries who were obese rose from 21% in 1997 to 29% in 2006. A report on the CDC web site concluded that medical costs associated with obesity were estimated at $147 billion in 2008. Medical costs for obese people paid for by third parties were $1,429 higher than those of normal weight individuals.

Agamemnon
05-02-2012, 02:40 PM
Pizza cones look like health food compared to the rest of that stuff...

Gort
05-02-2012, 03:43 PM
F the nanny state! salads are ghey!

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/a-food-porn-8.jpg

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http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/food-porn-45.jpg

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http://groundglass.ca/archives/images/DSCN7564.jpg

baja
05-02-2012, 03:49 PM
I have the sun sandwich please.

BroncoBeavis
05-02-2012, 03:49 PM
What's that nasty crap on top of that awesome stack of flapjacks?

Gcver2ver3
05-02-2012, 03:56 PM
Pizza cone?...

That sounds like a brilliant concept... i gotta try that...

BroncsRule
05-02-2012, 04:39 PM
Mmmmmm... Nachos!