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McDman
04-28-2012, 12:29 AM
So, did anypne go out and get stupid drunk like I did after our picks????

I have somehow secured a threesome with 2 chicks. I think we should all take this as a lesson that willpower and the right attitude pay off in the end.

God bless you all and God bless Guiness.

Read on...

BowlenBall
04-28-2012, 12:30 AM
So, did anypne go out and get stupid drunk like I did after our picks????

I have somehow secured a threesome with 2 chicks. I think we should all take this as a lesson that willpower and the right attitude pay off in the end.

God bless you all and God bless Guiness.

That Brock Osweiler pick is already paying dividends....

McDman
04-28-2012, 12:31 AM
I cannot open my left eye. You know I'm furked when only my right eye functions.

Agamemnon
04-28-2012, 12:34 AM
So you had or are about to have a threesome with two whores (wear a condom because they are definitely whores) and you are on here? Okay...

*WARHORSE*
04-28-2012, 12:34 AM
Bo.....

*WARHORSE*
04-28-2012, 12:35 AM
gus.

McDman
04-28-2012, 12:44 AM
So you had or are about to have a threesome with two whores (wear a condom because they are definitely whores) and you are on here? Okay...

No. I have secured it for the Bengals weekend in Cincy before the game.

Here is the story...
The Broncos helped me secure this. So this girl that I dated way back lives in Cincy and I was all like hey!it's like a five hour drive for me to come up ther and catch the game. After about an hour long facebook chat she reveals to me she is somewhat kind of interested in experimented with girls.

So, I suggest that she doesn't go full lez staright up and tries a threesome to kind of ease into the whole thing of girl on girl. She buys into it and about an hour later she had picked one of her friends who would be down and she asks me if I would be the guy in this menage.

I'm not gonna lie, it is a little intimidating but I feel like it is my duty to partake. A threesome with two chicks is a conquest that not many get to claim.

McDman
04-28-2012, 12:57 AM
I have to bump this because I feel lije I could use the advice.

Has anyone ever been involved ina threesome? And we're not talking about a Devil's threesome, this is girl girl guy.

Any suggestions would be helpful.

DBroncos4life
04-28-2012, 01:02 AM
I have to bump this because I feel lije I could use the advice.

Has anyone ever been involved ina threesome? And we're not talking about a Devil's threesome, this is girl girl guy.

Any suggestions would be helpful.

I would let them warm up and set the tempo first then slide in. No need to hurry, enjoy like Tom Green would.

Bacchus
04-28-2012, 01:04 AM
So, did anypne go out and get stupid drunk like I did after our picks????

I have somehow secured a threesome with 2 chicks. I think we should all take this as a lesson that willpower and the right attitude pay off in the end.

God bless you all and God bless Guiness.

Read on...

I had a threesome once, I couldn't get used to looking at the other guys hairy ass though.

Willynowei
04-28-2012, 01:11 AM
Don't mess it up, wanna hear a great story?

When i was in college, before i lost my virginity, and while i was still the most hardcore christian kid, a girl and her friend physically straddled me to initiate a threesome (one kissing down my chest while unbuttoning my shirt, other was kissing her). I pushed the both of them off, and drunk, with my shirt entirely off and my belt unbuckled, ran out of the room because i wanted to stay a virgin and save myself for Pilar, a girl i was seeing at the time.

Pilar (who also said she was a virgin) ****ed some hippy with a guitar a month later. Story of my freshman year.

Miss I.
04-28-2012, 01:12 AM
Hey when you are done, are you going to post pics, because on the OM there is a long standing rule about such things... :worthless

Willynowei
04-28-2012, 01:13 AM
I had a threesome once, I couldn't get used to looking at the other guys hairy ass though.

When i get offered this and i ask my buddy, dude, what the hell, you want to share her with me? That type of guy often answers "hell yeah man, and i know you'd do the same for me" and i'm like... uh... wait... no, no, thanks, i'll just not take this favor because i aint' returnin it.

Lestat
04-28-2012, 01:21 AM
don't do like Travis Henry man, wear a condom and then make them swallow.
but most importantly, drag it out as long as possible. this might be the only threesome you have ever again.

DBroncos4life
04-28-2012, 01:24 AM
don't do like Travis Henry man, wear a condom and then make them swallow.
but most importantly, drag it out as long as possible. this might be the only threesome you have ever again.

If god wanted you to wear rubbers he wouldn't have made anal.

Lestat
04-28-2012, 01:33 AM
If god wanted you to wear rubbers he wouldn't have made anal.

you don't trust drunk hoochies unless one of them is your girlfriend and the other her friend and you know where both have been.
other than that, you wrap it up and ram away. don't need to be catching anything you can't get rid of nor knock up any chick you have to pay child support for. if you're going to get a girl pregnant it's best to be planned for and accounted for in the wallet area.

Taco John
04-28-2012, 01:41 AM
Go Team Edward!

KevinJames
04-28-2012, 02:30 AM
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Carmelo15
04-28-2012, 02:47 AM
Lmao aw man. Never had a threesome. But I've done the tag team a couple times. Fock Bruck

McDman
04-28-2012, 05:17 AM
My waitress last night was all about it and gave me tips.

At least it isn't a devil's threeway.

Dukes
04-28-2012, 05:41 AM
Viagra!!! If you do this these chicks will remember that night forever. Oh and since you'll probably never get this change again anyway, try to get away with anything you can. You know what i'm talking about...

rugbythug
04-28-2012, 06:06 AM
This is awesome. In other news i have a 2015 orgy totally ready! Traded a laptop to a girlband.

Gort
04-28-2012, 06:08 AM
I had a threesome once, I couldn't get used to looking at the other guys hairy ass though.

you should have passed on that Devil's Threeway. some images will stick with you until your deathbed.

TheReverend
04-28-2012, 06:28 AM
I'm so proud

Beantown Bronco
04-28-2012, 06:32 AM
I have to bump this because I feel lije I could use the advice.

Has anyone ever been involved ina threesome? And we're not talking about a Devil's threesome, this is girl girl guy.

Any suggestions would be helpful.

This is my favorite post of this thread. Why? Because for some reason he had to lead with "I have to bump this" even though the last post was made only 10 minutes before......by him.

Agamemnon
04-28-2012, 06:52 AM
No. I have secured it for the Bengals weekend in Cincy before the game.

Here is the story...
The Broncos helped me secure this. So this girl that I dated way back lives in Cincy and I was all like hey!it's like a five hour drive for me to come up ther and catch the game. After about an hour long facebook chat she reveals to me she is somewhat kind of interested in experimented with girls.

So, I suggest that she doesn't go full lez staright up and tries a threesome to kind of ease into the whole thing of girl on girl. She buys into it and about an hour later she had picked one of her friends who would be down and she asks me if I would be the guy in this menage.

I'm not gonna lie, it is a little intimidating but I feel like it is my duty to partake. A threesome with two chicks is a conquest that not many get to claim.

Are you going in sight unseen with the other chick? That could prove unpleasant...

Agamemnon
04-28-2012, 06:53 AM
My waitress last night was all about it and gave me tips.

At least it isn't a devil's threeway.

You should've invited her too. You could've made it an orgy. :P

Gort
04-28-2012, 06:58 AM
No. I have secured it for the Bengals weekend in Cincy before the game.

Here is the story...
The Broncos helped me secure this. So this girl that I dated way back lives in Cincy and I was all like hey!it's like a five hour drive for me to come up ther and catch the game. After about an hour long facebook chat she reveals to me she is somewhat kind of interested in experimented with girls.

So, I suggest that she doesn't go full lez staright up and tries a threesome to kind of ease into the whole thing of girl on girl. She buys into it and about an hour later she had picked one of her friends who would be down and she asks me if I would be the guy in this menage.

I'm not gonna lie, it is a little intimidating but I feel like it is my duty to partake. A threesome with two chicks is a conquest that not many get to claim.

it's never gonna happen...

i hate to break this to you, but you have 2 chicks who have decided to "experiment". they know each other. they live in the same area. the Bengals game is MONTHS away. now that they've had their conversation, do you honestly think they are going to wait or can't find somebody local to experiment with? do the math. for gosh sakes man, DO THE MATH!

Agamemnon
04-28-2012, 07:03 AM
it's never gonna happen...

i hate to break this to you, but you have 2 chicks who have decided to "experiment". they know each other. they live in the same area. the Bengals game is MONTHS away. now that they've had their conversation, do you honestly think they are going to wait or can't find somebody local to experiment with? do the math. for gosh sakes man, DO THE MATH!

That's harsh. Killing a man's dreams like that. I mean we all kind of thought it, but you were the one that had to go and pop that bubble. Harsh.

;)

Gort
04-28-2012, 07:10 AM
That's harsh. Killing a man's dreams like that. I mean we all kind of thought it, but you were the one that had to go and pop that bubble. Harsh.

;)

...or maybe i'm giving him a wakeup call.

get in your car and drive to Cincy now! drop everything. make it happen tonight. now. the clock is ticking.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BJk0e19--AY/SmLCKmvMGTI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/QM2i4WUvn3o/s320/barn.jpg

McDman
04-28-2012, 07:12 AM
This is my favorite post of this thread. Why? Because for some reason he had to lead with "I have to bump this" even though the last post was made only 10 minutes before......by him.

Hahahaha, I'm a notorious drunk poster.

McDman
04-28-2012, 07:14 AM
Are you going in sight unseen with the other chick? That could prove unpleasant...

Yeah, I don't know what she looks like but I figure for a threesome it almost doesn't even matter.

Powderaddict
04-28-2012, 07:15 AM
This isn't an advice thread, its a bragthread

McDman
04-28-2012, 07:15 AM
...or maybe i'm giving him a wakeup call.

get in your car and drive to Cincy now! drop everything. make it happen tonight. now. the clock is ticking.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BJk0e19--AY/SmLCKmvMGTI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/QM2i4WUvn3o/s320/barn.jpg

The Bengals game was the meeting time but I will more thsn likely move that time up.

No one gives advice like the Mane.

McDman
04-28-2012, 07:16 AM
...or maybe i'm giving him a wakeup call.

get in your car and drive to Cincy now! drop everything. make it happen tonight. now. the clock is ticking.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BJk0e19--AY/SmLCKmvMGTI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/QM2i4WUvn3o/s320/barn.jpg

The Bengals game was the meeting time but I will more thsn likely move that time up.

No one gives advice like the Mane.

Agamemnon
04-28-2012, 07:17 AM
Yeah, I don't know what she looks like but I figure for a threesome it almost doesn't even matter.

You're right I'm sure it won't matter at all...

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1960175/81454946.jpg

McDman
04-28-2012, 07:22 AM
This isn't an advice thread, its a bragthread

Somewhat. How many times does an opportunity like this arise??

McDman
04-28-2012, 07:23 AM
You're right I'm sure it won't matter at all...

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1960175/81454946.jpg

Yeah...

I'd have to pass on that.

Kaylore
04-28-2012, 07:25 AM
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Hilarious!

An orgy with your computer screen, porn and both hands, I guess.

barryr
04-28-2012, 07:51 AM
What is this with people starting so many threads lately asking personal questions? You honestly want advice from people in a football forum you don't even know, especially with some of the stupid stuff people post? This is becoming like Twitter and Facebook. I'll post what I have for lunch every day since I'm sure everyone gives a damn and just has to know. Ridiculous!

Gort
04-28-2012, 08:01 AM
What is this with people starting so many threads lately asking personal questions? You honestly want advice from people in a football forum you don't even know, especially with some of the stupid stuff people post? This is becoming like Twitter and Facebook. I'll post what I have for lunch every day since I'm sure everyone gives a damn and just has to know. Ridiculous!

bacon? :thumbsup:

McDman
04-28-2012, 08:07 AM
What is this with people starting so many threads lately asking personal questions? You honestly want advice from people in a football forum you don't even know, especially with some of the stupid stuff people post? This is becoming like Twitter and Facebook. I'll post what I have for lunch every day since I'm sure everyone gives a damn and just has to know. Ridiculous!

It is a forum in which people have been posting for years. It happens.

Broncos4tw
04-28-2012, 08:34 AM
Threesome? Been there, done that.. overrated.

That One Guy
04-28-2012, 08:35 AM
Back when I was 18 or 19, my buddy was unofficially with this girl that wanted me but my buddy basically called dibs so I didn't want to get involved. I had an off and on girlfriend at the time anyways. Anyhow, one night she calls me up wanting a threesome with her and her friend who were playing in a hot tub at the time. I talked to the friend so it seems like it was legit. I was tempted but it was my buddy's girl somewhat so I stayed away. Even though it would've mostly been 5 minutes of super excitement followed by 2 hours of disappointment and lesbian action, there's a part of me that wonders what if. I know it's mostly a brag thread but if there's any solicitation of advice here, bang that ASAP. It's impossible for it to get better so it could only go down from here.

That One Guy
04-28-2012, 08:36 AM
Threesome? Been there, done that.. overrated.

Boring women might be the only thing where 2 isn't better than 1. However, with the right girls, it could be so much more an experience than a bangfest.

Husky Jerk
04-28-2012, 08:46 AM
Just remember two fives make a ten, and get the thickest condom you can find.

WolfpackGuy
04-28-2012, 08:48 AM
Are you pitching, catching, or playing on both teams?

Lestat
04-28-2012, 08:49 AM
it's never gonna happen...

i hate to break this to you, but you have 2 chicks who have decided to "experiment". they know each other. they live in the same area. the Bengals game is MONTHS away. now that they've had their conversation, do you honestly think they are going to wait or can't find somebody local to experiment with? do the math. for gosh sakes man, DO THE MATH!

wow, you just kicked the man in the nuts and then spit on him. don't hate on the man, yes he needs to get it done ASAP but don't hate.

McDman
04-28-2012, 08:50 AM
Back when I was 18 or 19, my buddy was unofficially with this girl that wanted me but my buddy basically called dibs so I didn't want to get involved. I had an off and on girlfriend at the time anyways. Anyhow, one night she calls me up wanting a threesome with her and her friend who were playing in a hot tub at the time. I talked to the friend so it seems like it was legit. I was tempted but it was my buddy's girl somewhat so I stayed away. Even though it would've mostly been 5 minutes of super excitement followed by 2 hours of disappointment and lesbian action, there's a part of me that wonders what if. I know it's mostly a brag thread but if there's any solicitation of advice here, bang that ASAP. It's impossible for it to get better so it could only go down from here.

Of course I had to brag a bit. It's the pinnacle of sexual conquest.

Bad decision passing on the action in the hot tub, btw.

oubronco
04-28-2012, 08:56 AM
Been there and done that and it was awesome!!

Like it's been said get there asap minds change

55CrushEm
04-28-2012, 09:41 AM
No. I have secured it for the Bengals weekend in Cincy before the game.

Here is the story...
The Broncos helped me secure this. So this girl that I dated way back lives in Cincy and I was all like hey!it's like a five hour drive for me to come up ther and catch the game. After about an hour long facebook chat she reveals to me she is somewhat kind of interested in experimented with girls.

So, I suggest that she doesn't go full lez staright up and tries a threesome to kind of ease into the whole thing of girl on girl. She buys into it and about an hour later she had picked one of her friends who would be down and she asks me if I would be the guy in this menage.

I'm not gonna lie, it is a little intimidating but I feel like it is my duty to partake. A threesome with two chicks is a conquest that not many get to claim.

Don't worry. If you have a huge d1ck, like me, you'll be fine. You just don't want to have a threesome with 2 chick if you've got a 3.5 inch boner.

I've got an Irish friend that tried a threesome.....didn't go well.

That One Guy
04-28-2012, 10:15 AM
Don't worry. If you have a huge d1ck, like me, you'll be fine. You just don't want to have a threesome with 2 chick if you've got a 3.5 inch boner.

I've got an Irish friend that tried a threesome.....didn't go well.

LOL

Another reason it's probably better I opted out of my opportunity. Even the 5 mins of super excitement might just been exciting for me.

Gort
04-28-2012, 10:17 AM
LOL

Another reason it's probably better I opted out of my opportunity. Even the 5 mins of super excitement might just been exciting for me.

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3169/3087022091_ff4e9605f4_z.jpg

Archer81
04-28-2012, 10:36 AM
Hmm...

A MFF threeway. What is this, 1982? You should have a midget in the corner and one of the chicks should have a strapon on. Then it's a party.

:Broncos:

Chris
04-28-2012, 10:37 AM
Lmao aw man. Never had a threesome. But I've done the tag team a couple times. Fock Bruck

Extremely weird.

Archer81
04-28-2012, 10:39 AM
Tag teams...that just sounds brutal.

But one of my straight buddies has told me that if a woman every wanted to sleep with the both of us (nevermind if I want to sleep with her...) he'd be down for it. I was touched, because this straight guy wants to gingerly touch tips.

:Broncos:

Cleo McDowell
04-28-2012, 10:41 AM
Mighty smurf weeps at the sight of this thread.

That One Guy
04-28-2012, 10:42 AM
Extremely weird.

Is tag team basically a train?

That One Guy
04-28-2012, 10:43 AM
Mighty smurf weeps at the sight of this thread.

He's almost had more threesomes than we could ever dream of - combined.

Archer81
04-28-2012, 10:44 AM
Is tag team basically a train?


No. Turns.

You "tag in" the other guy. Which means while you go away to pound town, another dude stands around handling his junk waiting for you to finish or do what you want to do.

:Broncos:

That One Guy
04-28-2012, 10:47 AM
No. Turns.

You "tag in" the other guy. Which means while you go away to pound town, another dude stands around handling his junk waiting for you to finish or do what you want to do.

:Broncos:

What's the point?

Archer81
04-28-2012, 10:50 AM
What's the point?


Fulfills a voyueristic fantasy?

I've never done a tag team. Some things I have no desire to do.

:Broncos:

Gort
04-28-2012, 10:57 AM
What's the point?

duh!.. if you get hungry you can "tag out" and go to the kitchen and fix yourself a sammich.

that's called a win-win scenario.

That One Guy
04-28-2012, 11:01 AM
duh!.. if you get hungry you can "tag out" and go to the kitchen and fix yourself a sammich.

that's called a win-win scenario.

Or you can go solo and have HER make a sandwich while you're recovering. Having another naked wiener in the room AND having to make my own sandwich? Pfft... no.

BroncoMan4ever
04-28-2012, 11:07 AM
Advice is don't do a 3way with someone you really like as it wont end well. Take a few shots to calm your nerves because 2 women means you are twice as likely to finish prematurely.

McDman
04-28-2012, 11:11 AM
Advice is don't do a 3way with someone you really like as it wont end well. Take a few shots to calm your nerves because 2 women means you are twice as likely to finish prematurely.

That's not really ever been a problem for me but I can see it happening if I get too amped up.

That One Guy
04-28-2012, 11:12 AM
Advice is don't do a 3way with someone you really like as it wont end well. Take a few shots to calm your nerves because 2 women means you are twice as likely to finish prematurely.

I've often heard that first statement but I really think it depends on the kind of person you're with. If it can be near equally enjoyed, it could work fine. If it's something one is trying for the other, you're in trouble.

I ran off this girl in high school that was bigtime into bukakke type porn and whatnot. Gorgeous girl that I knew before she figured out how to make herself up and dropped 10 lbs. I expect to see her in porn one day, without a doubt. Anyways, someone like her that could embrace the sex would be completely different than someone like my wife who is a very jealous person but could MAYBE be convinced to dip the toe in the water if I REALLY tried.

Archer81
04-28-2012, 11:18 AM
If you are in a couple and then one day somebody suggests 3 some, that person wants to cheat but does not want to get caught.

If you are single and try threeways where one of the other 2 are friends w/you, it will not end well.

You also have to think responsibly. Switch out condoms before going to another partner. Drink alot of water. Eat pasta before the "big show". Crazy things will happen. Make sure to wash your junk before and after.

That's all I got.

:Broncos:

McDman
04-28-2012, 11:18 AM
I've often heard that first statement but I really think it depends on the kind of person you're with. If it can be near equally enjoyed, it could work fine. If it's something one is trying for the other, you're in trouble.

I ran off this girl in high school that was bigtime into bukakke type porn and whatnot. Gorgeous girl that I knew before she figured out how to make herself up and dropped 10 lbs. I expect to see her in porn one day, without a doubt. Anyways, someone like her that could embrace the sex would be completely different than someone like my wife who is a very jealous person but could MAYBE be convinced to dip the toe in the water if I REALLY tried.

I couldn't do it if I was married. I wouldn't want the wife thinking that if we had a MFF that we could eventually add another dude.

A devil's threeway would just be soawkward. Who wants to look up when you're about to bust and see a dude?

That One Guy
04-28-2012, 11:19 AM
I couldn't do it if I was married. I wouldn't want the wife thinking that if we had a MFF that we could eventually add another dude.

A devil's threeway would just be soawkward. Who wants to look up when you're about to bust and see a dude?

I've always told the wife that if she wanted the experience, she could have another girl with a strap on :)

McDman
04-28-2012, 11:20 AM
If you are in a couple and then one day somebody suggests 3 some, that person wants to cheat but does not want to get caught.

If you are single and try threeways where one of the other 2 are friends w/you, it will not end well.

You also have to think responsibly. Switch out condoms before going to another partner. Drink alot of water. Eat pasta before the "big show". Crazy things will happen. Make sure to wash your junk before and after.

That's all I got.

:Broncos:

Good advice.

As much as I want to raw dog it I think it's best if I don't.

Archer81
04-28-2012, 11:20 AM
I couldn't do it if I was married. I wouldn't want the wife thinking that if we had a MFF that we could eventually add another dude.

A devil's threeway would just be soawkward. Who wants to look up when you're about to bust and see a dude?

:wave:

:Broncos:

McDman
04-28-2012, 11:20 AM
I've always told the wife that if she wanted the experience, she could have another girl with a strap on :)

Not gonna lie, that would be awesome.

Requiem
04-28-2012, 11:21 AM
lets see pictures of these morbidly obeses biaatches

Archer81
04-28-2012, 11:21 AM
Good advice.

As much as I want to raw dog it I think it's best if I don't.


Don't raw dog it. Its to protect you as much as either of them.

:Broncos:

McDman
04-28-2012, 11:21 AM
:wave:

:Broncos:

Haha, I guess some people do want to see that.

Archer81
04-28-2012, 11:23 AM
I've done a MMF threeway. Or at least I think I did. I got really plastered, remember playing naked guitar hero III while wearing black ankle socks. Woke up the next AM buck naked on the living room floor, went to pee and had the I had sex last night pee. I got dressed, sat on the couch. My buddy walked in and sat down on the other side of the couch, and neither of us said very much or looked at eachother. His gf (at the time) walked in and looked very happy.

So...yeah.

:Broncos:

OBF1
04-28-2012, 11:25 AM
He can say 2 girls all he wants... I get a feeling it is going to be a 3 way sword fight. Carry on rump ranger, not that there is anything wrong with it :)

McDman
04-28-2012, 11:26 AM
I've done a MMF threeway. Or at least I think I did. I got really plastered, remember playing naked guitar hero III while wearing black ankle socks. Woke up the next AM buck naked on the living room floor, went to pee and had the I had sex last night pee. I got dressed, sat on the couch. My buddy walked in and sat down on the other side of the couch, and neither of us said very much or looked at eachother. His gf (at the time) walked in and looked very happy.

So...yeah.

:Broncos:

I can't even imagine what that guy was thinking the next morning. That would be a terrible feeling.

Gort
04-28-2012, 11:26 AM
That's not really ever been a problem for me but I can see it happening if I get too amped up.

just picture Rosie O'Donnell in your mind. you'll be good for hours and hours. chafing will become an issue though.

McDman
04-28-2012, 11:26 AM
He can say 2 girls all he wants... I get a feeling it is going to be a 3 way sword fight. Carry on rump ranger, not that there is anything wrong with it :)

Definitely all dudes. It will be like lemonparty.

That One Guy
04-28-2012, 11:27 AM
just picture Rosie O'Donnell in your mind. you'll be good for hours and hours. chafing will become an issue though.

I'm not sure which is worse - blasting early or going soft in the middle.

Archer81
04-28-2012, 11:30 AM
I can't even imagine what that guy was thinking the next morning. That would be a terrible feeling.


He and his GF had been dating for 8 years at that point. They broke up about 6 months after "the incident". I am fairly sure they broke up for other reasons, and not my awesomeness(again, I think...). I have no idea what happened or who did what. I wasnt sore, just dehydrated...so I have no idea wtf happened. I think he does though. He never talks about it with me.

:Broncos:

baja
04-28-2012, 11:32 AM
Just lay there and let their natural competitiveness take over after you are bustin hard be creative.

Gort
04-28-2012, 11:32 AM
He and his GF had been dating for 8 years at that point. They broke up about 6 months after "the incident". I am fairly sure they broke up for other reasons, and not my awesomeness(again, I think...). I have no idea what happened or who did what. I wasnt sore, just dehydrated...so I have no idea wtf happened. I think he does though. He never talks about it with me.

:Broncos:

sounds like you owe him one free punch to bury the hatchet.

That One Guy
04-28-2012, 11:32 AM
He and his GF had been dating for 8 years at that point. They broke up about 6 months after "the incident". I am fairly sure they broke up for other reasons, and not my awesomeness(again, I think...). I have no idea what happened or who did what. I wasnt sore, just dehydrated...so I have no idea wtf happened. I think he does though. He never talks about it with me.

:Broncos:

You should F with his head. If you were all drinking, convince him you have fleeting memories of you and he together. At worst, he tells you the details of the night. At best, you leave him terribly paranoid he did some things he might not have known he was into.

Archer81
04-28-2012, 11:34 AM
You should F with his head. If you were all drinking, convince him you have fleeting memories of you and he together. At worst, he tells you the details of the night. At best, you leave him terribly paranoid he did some things he might not have known he was into.


Thats cruel.

I'll do it.

:Broncos:

RaiderH8r
04-28-2012, 12:02 PM
You want threesome advice? Hereit is. Invite Xanders over. That guy will let you plow him a thousand different ways and comes equipped with pizza. That's my ****ing advice.

Rohirrim
04-28-2012, 12:03 PM
Take the blue pill.

cutthemdown
04-28-2012, 12:08 PM
The best advice is to not do it. Chicks that do threesomes are 3some times more likely to have herpes. :)

That One Guy
04-28-2012, 12:22 PM
The best advice is to not do it. Chicks that do threesomes are 3some times more likely to have herpes. :)

LOL

That was terrible.

BroncoMan4ever
04-28-2012, 12:29 PM
I've often heard that first statement but I really think it depends on the kind of person you're with. If it can be near equally enjoyed, it could work fine. If it's something one is trying for the other, you're in trouble.

I ran off this girl in high school that was bigtime into bukakke type porn and whatnot. Gorgeous girl that I knew before she figured out how to make herself up and dropped 10 lbs. I expect to see her in porn one day, without a doubt. Anyways, someone like her that could embrace the sex would be completely different than someone like my wife who is a very jealous person but could MAYBE be convinced to dip the toe in the water if I REALLY tried.

Agreed on the type of girl being a factor, but I was lucky enough to pull off the 3way with a girl I was dating and her friend. The gf was the one who brought up doing it and she was a wild freaky chick. The type your mother warned you about when you are younger. But after we go through with it her entire demeanor changed and I was made out to be an asshole because I nailed her friend during a moment that was her idea. What started as a fun relationship that burned up the sheets a lot ended up becoming a relationship with a jealous psycho harpy constantly accusing me of wanting different women

That One Guy
04-28-2012, 12:34 PM
Agreed on the type of girl being a factor, but I was lucky enough to pull off the 3way with a girl I was dating and her friend. The gf was the one who brought up doing it and she was a wild freaky chick. The type your mother warned you about when you are younger. But after we go through with it her entire demeanor changed and I was made out to be an a-hole because I nailed her friend during a moment that was her idea. What started as a fun relationship that burned up the sheets a lot ended up becoming a relationship with a jealous psycho harpy constantly accusing me of wanting different women

Wow. I've often heard that the difference (one of the many) between MMF and MFF is that in MFF, one often feels like a spectator. Maybe that's an eye opening moment for some?

Probably something I won't ever have to consider but interesting to ponder. Oddly, I've always heard one of the most important aspects is to make sure the GF gets the finish. You're probably right that it's just too much of an emotional stretch to pull off successfully.

BroncoMan4ever
04-28-2012, 12:39 PM
If you are in a couple and then one day somebody suggests 3 some, that person wants to cheat but does not want to get caught.

If you are single and try threeways where one of the other 2 are friends w/you, it will not end well.

You also have to think responsibly. Switch out condoms before going to another partner. Drink alot of water. Eat pasta before the "big show". Crazy things will happen. Make sure to wash your junk before and after.

That's all I got.

:Broncos:
Also make sure to take some potassium to prevent muscle cramps. Would be terrible to end a 3way because you got a muscle cramp that whittled down the wood

That One Guy
04-28-2012, 12:40 PM
LOL

How weird would a wiener cramp be?

EDIT: Wait.. I think it's a muscle, can it do that?

BroncoMan4ever
04-28-2012, 12:43 PM
Wow. I've often heard that the difference (one of the many) between MMF and MFF is that in MFF, one often feels like a spectator. Maybe that's an eye opening moment for some?

Probably something I won't ever have to consider but interesting to ponder. Oddly, I've always heard one of the most important aspects is to make sure the GF gets the finish. You're probably right that it's just too much of an emotional stretch to pull off successfully.

Yeah I can guarantee that if the opportunity comes up again with a girl I am dating or actually like I will pass on it. But if I can pull one off with 2 randoms then "bring me a fresh horse because tonight we ride"

theAPAOps5
04-28-2012, 12:45 PM
LOL

That was terrible.

But true and good advice!!!!

BroncoMan4ever
04-28-2012, 12:47 PM
LOL

How weird would a wiener cramp be?

EDIT: Wait.. I think it's a muscle, can it do that?

I meant more of a cramp in the lower back or legs or feet. If your dong is cramping get your ass to a hospital because you've got bigger problems than not Finishing the 3 way

broncolife
04-28-2012, 12:48 PM
sick bastard :)

R8R H8R
04-28-2012, 01:07 PM
I have to bump this because I feel lije I could use the advice.

Has anyone ever been involved ina threesome? And we're not talking about a Devil's threesome, this is girl girl guy.

Any suggestions would be helpful.

Congratulations!!! But a real gentleman changes condoms between each girl.

loborugger
04-28-2012, 02:17 PM
I am thinking of that cat who met two women online, road a bus from Phx, AZ, to Wisconsin for a threesome. After a few minutes, they had bound and tortured him for a couple of days before he somehow escaped and went screaming naked out in the street.

That sounds like a good time. :)

That One Guy
04-28-2012, 02:21 PM
I am thinking of that cat who met two women online, road a bus from Phx, AZ, to Wisconsin for a threesome. After a few minutes, they had bound and tortured him for a couple of days before he somehow escaped and went screaming naked out in the street.

That sounds like a good time. :)

When I was 12 or 13, I was babysitting and found a porn left out by the people of the house. After everyone was in bed, I put it in and it was a guy tied to a bed with this hot blonde in a police uniform about to go to town. I thought "Niiiiiiiice" until she pulled out a nightstick and rammed it home. I was petrified and would NEVER let a girl tie me up. I'd literally be fighting like she were Al Qaeda as soon as that baton came out.

broncolife
04-28-2012, 02:25 PM
Ive had many onesomes :kubiak:

That One Guy
04-28-2012, 02:28 PM
Ive had many onesomes :kubiak:

Marriage will do that to ya.

Man-Goblin
04-28-2012, 03:31 PM
I want nuthin to do with this threesome thread. Nuthin. I refuse to even open it, let alone post in it. Nuthin.

That said, try to stay as far away from the other dude as possible.

That One Guy
04-28-2012, 03:37 PM
I want nuthin to do with this threesome thread. Nuthin. I refuse to even open it, let alone post in it. Nuthin.

That said, try to stay as far away from the other dude as possible.

Close, but you failed. Now that you're here, time to sign up. Should we put you down for a "tag team" or a full blown "devil's threeway"?

Man-Goblin
04-28-2012, 03:38 PM
What's a devil's threeway. I refuse to google it because my wife uses this computer.

Man-Goblin
04-28-2012, 03:40 PM
Never mind. I googled it. I didn't know a tag team was technically a threeway.

That One Guy
04-28-2012, 03:45 PM
Never mind. I googled it. I didn't know a tag team was technically a threeway.

I didn't know such a thing existed. If we're going bare balls together, there better be room for me or I'm going home. Waiting in line for your turn just seems gay (lame or homosexual, take your pick).

broncocalijohn
04-28-2012, 07:25 PM
To bail out after the fun, tell them you just took some ambien and you are afraid of ****ting the bed or basement. You will be left alone for the rest of the night.

broncosteven
04-28-2012, 08:02 PM
Man Ray rocks! This is one of my favorite works of art, I was literally stunned when I turned the corner at the Chicago Institute of art and saw this for the 1st time.

http://www.artic.edu/aic/collections/citi/images/standard/WebLarge/WebImg_000094/5925_762275.jpg

broncobum6162
04-28-2012, 08:42 PM
Good luck w/ that. You can tell me all about it at the Cincy game. I'll be tailgating there.

No. I have secured it for the Bengals weekend in Cincy before the game.

Here is the story...
The Broncos helped me secure this. So this girl that I dated way back lives in Cincy and I was all like hey!it's like a five hour drive for me to come up ther and catch the game. After about an hour long facebook chat she reveals to me she is somewhat kind of interested in experimented with girls.

So, I suggest that she doesn't go full lez staright up and tries a threesome to kind of ease into the whole thing of girl on girl. She buys into it and about an hour later she had picked one of her friends who would be down and she asks me if I would be the guy in this menage.

I'm not gonna lie, it is a little intimidating but I feel like it is my duty to partake. A threesome with two chicks is a conquest that not many get to claim.

Meck77
04-29-2012, 11:12 AM
The best advice is to not do it. Chicks that do threesomes are 3some times more likely to have herpes. :)

Between these two girls they've probably been with 100+ dudes. Likely that one of them had a back like this (syphilis) or any number of other sexually transmitted diseases.

Have fan mcdman. Watch your back!

*edit* Hmm picture didn't upload. Probably for the better.

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rmsanger
04-29-2012, 11:20 AM
Not sure what your bounceback time is but I've found if I rub one out prior to said event that my stamina is 5X that of the first. My downtime is about 15 min so it's chowtime and then back in the game.

Good luck and make sure to give each party equal "attention"...

hambone13
04-29-2012, 11:26 AM
Give 'em 16 inches and hurt 'em............

Hit 'em both twice and both in the head with a brick.....

razorwire77
04-29-2012, 11:29 AM
What happens in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati. Except for the herp, that's forever.

That One Guy
04-29-2012, 11:30 AM
What happens in Cincinnati, stays in Cincinnati. Except for the herp, that's forever.

I knew a really hot girl in Cincy that sold sex toys for a living.

Other than that, I hate the f'ing city. Can't imagine much good comes from there.

hambone13
04-29-2012, 11:31 AM
Of course I had to brag a bit. It's the pinnacle of sexual conquest.

Bad decision passing on the action in the hot tub, btw.

Been there a couple of times. If you view it as conquest and not discovery, it will fail. It's not all it's cracked up to be unless both of them are actually into dirty sports sex. If that's the case, don't bring a ring, bring lots of condoms because they are destined to be promiscuous pigs. Needless to say one of my experiences was porno cool and the other was a miserable emotional failure because my girl friend at the time wasn't really into it. Needless to say, she's long gone and I regret having gone through with it despite it being her idea.

That One Guy
04-29-2012, 11:34 AM
Now, for those who had it backfire, was she wanting to do it for herself or for you? I think that's a crucial detail. I knew a guy back in the army that was everyone's idol because he had a very hot wife who would bring home equally hot women for him and they'd share them. The catch was she wasn't allowed to do it while he was gone.

The reality? She just tried to recruit a different guy to fill his place when he was gone. They never had jealousy issues but that's because it was more about her than him, it seemed. I think it'd come with different issues but it's a crucial detail when the woman brings it up.

hambone13
04-29-2012, 11:36 AM
Tag teams...that just sounds brutal.

But one of my straight buddies has told me that if a woman every wanted to sleep with the both of us (nevermind if I want to sleep with her...) he'd be down for it. I was touched, because this straight guy wants to gingerly touch tips.

:Broncos:

I had several opportunities to "tag team". Couldn't go there. Just as strange as the freaks that use to jerk off in open locker room bathrooms after wrestling practice while touting their premier interest in women. Freaks and perhaps just too cowardly to come out of the closet.

That One Guy
04-29-2012, 11:38 AM
I had several opportunities to "tag team". Couldn't go there. Just as strange as the freaks that use to jerk off in open locker room bathrooms after wrestling practice while touting their premier interest in women. Freaks and perhaps just too cowardly to come out of the closet.

WTF?

Thankfully I've never encountered such craziness.

hambone13
04-29-2012, 11:39 AM
Now, for those who had it backfire, was she wanting to do it for herself or for you? I think that's a crucial detail. I knew a guy back in the army that was everyone's idol because he had a very hot wife who would bring home equally hot women for him and they'd share them. The catch was she wasn't allowed to do it while he was gone.

The reality? She just tried to recruit a different guy to fill his place when he was gone. They never had jealousy issues but that's because it was more about her than him, it seemed. I think it'd come with different issues but it's a crucial detail when the woman brings it up.

My theory is that it never works if you're truly emotionally involved and have infinite expectations for your relationship. It's an indecent proposal to a commitment that is marriage-esque.

That One Guy
04-29-2012, 11:40 AM
My theory is that it never works if you're truly emotionally involved and have infinite expectations for your relationship. It's an indecent proposal to a commitment that is marriage-esque.

I think I'm just curious as to the dynamics of it but in my subconscious, I'm trying to keep hope alive that one day the wife will want in and it'll work out to happiness.

hambone13
04-29-2012, 11:42 AM
WTF?

Thankfully I've never encountered such craziness.

I ran into it in wrestling and rugby. Additionally, my step dad was the GM for a junior hockey team in Canada (professional league for young players tryng to get to the NHL) and it was fairly common to jerk off on the bus on lengthy road trips....you just weren't suppose to look. Very odd.

brncs_fan
04-29-2012, 12:03 PM
Five pages and no one has posted this:

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broncosteven
04-29-2012, 12:07 PM
I ran into it in wrestling and rugby. Additionally, my step dad was the GM for a junior hockey team in Canada (professional league for young players tryng to get to the NHL) and it was fairly common to jerk off on the bus on lengthy road trips....you just weren't suppose to look. Very odd.

Don't they have books?

razorwire77
04-29-2012, 12:13 PM
Been there a couple of times. If you view it as conquest and not discovery, it will fail. It's not all it's cracked up to be unless both of them are actually into dirty sports sex. If that's the case, don't bring a ring, bring lots of condoms because they are destined to be promiscuous pigs. Needless to say one of my experiences was porno cool and the other was a miserable emotional failure because my girl friend at the time wasn't really into it. Needless to say, she's long gone and I regret having gone through with it despite it being her idea.

Never had a threesome, but I've had my fair share of girlfriends over the years. I've dated sane girls and not so sane girls. Girls older than me and younger than me. The one thing I can safely say is that with all of them there would be serious emotional blow back from having a threesome. This is true even if they profess to be "into it" or even if it was their idea.

Seems to me that a threesome would be one of those things where you wouldn't want to have any emotional attachment to the girls, and that you would want to ensure they didn't have any emotional attachment to you.

vancejohnson82
04-29-2012, 12:26 PM
just don't do it with a girl you are dating...bad news

other than that, get a little buzz on and enjoy the ride...

Pick Six
04-29-2012, 12:27 PM
Did Jake Plummer help you "land" the threesome? ???

McDman
04-29-2012, 12:47 PM
Did Jake Plummer help you "land" the threesome? ???

He did. He has some hookups in the cheerleading community.

BroncoMan4ever
04-29-2012, 12:54 PM
Now, for those who had it backfire, was she wanting to do it for herself or for you? I think that's a crucial detail. I knew a guy back in the army that was everyone's idol because he had a very hot wife who would bring home equally hot women for him and they'd share them. The catch was she wasn't allowed to do it while he was gone.

The reality? She just tried to recruit a different guy to fill his place when he was gone. They never had jealousy issues but that's because it was more about her than him, it seemed. I think it'd come with different issues but it's a crucial detail when the woman brings it up.

In my situation it was her idea, because she was into pretty kinky stuff, her friend wanted to try doing a 3 way and my birthday was coming up. So it was the convergence of scenarios that led to the perfect storm.

Even though it was her idea it still ended badly

That One Guy
04-29-2012, 01:22 PM
In my situation it was her idea, because she was into pretty kinky stuff, her friend wanted to try doing a 3 way and my birthday was coming up. So it was the convergence of scenarios that led to the perfect storm.

Even though it was her idea it still ended badly

Wow... that's as absolved of responsibility as you could've been. I guess a threeway isn't in the cards.

Archer81
04-29-2012, 01:27 PM
I had several opportunities to "tag team". Couldn't go there. Just as strange as the freaks that use to jerk off in open locker room bathrooms after wrestling practice while touting their premier interest in women. Freaks and perhaps just too cowardly to come out of the closet.


I've always wondered about that. Hyper masculinity of the guys who play sports and they end up doing the gayest ****.

:Broncos:

BroncoMan4ever
04-29-2012, 01:44 PM
Wow... that's as absolved of responsibility as you could've been. I guess a threeway isn't in the cards.

I don't know what changed. Its like the instant my p met her friends v; she went from kinky gf to closed up, frigid, jealous psycho harpy gf.

She completely cut her friend out of her life and accused me if wanting to bone anything that moves for a month until I ended it

BroncoMan4ever
04-29-2012, 01:50 PM
I've always wondered about that. Hyper masculinity of the guys who play sports and they end up doing the gayest ****.

:Broncos:

I never got that either. My jr high football team had an incident where a handful of guys were caught jacking it on the bus back from an out of town game. Competing to see who could finish first.

I still thank god I had headphones on and that it was night time so I was safeguarded from seeing or hearing what was going on around me

gyldenlove
04-29-2012, 02:18 PM
Did Jake Plummer help you "land" the threesome? ???

No, it was a Tebow effect - little known.

DENVERDUI55
04-29-2012, 02:47 PM
Give them the old ATM. Pull out of one of them's a$$ and stick it in the other's mouth.

That One Guy
04-29-2012, 03:53 PM
Give them the old ATM. Pull out of one of them's a$$ and stick it in the other's mouth.

Uhh... or not... that's cool, too.

DENVERDUI55
04-29-2012, 04:01 PM
Just go to a swinger club or party.

That One Guy
04-29-2012, 04:06 PM
Just go to a swinger club or party.

Whenever I see this on HBO, it's 50+ year old people. The lady wants gangbanged and the guy wants the only 25 year old present. They seem to be the most awkward places, ever.

DENVERDUI55
04-29-2012, 05:54 PM
No. I have secured it for the Bengals weekend in Cincy before the game.

Here is the story...
The Broncos helped me secure this. So this girl that I dated way back lives in Cincy and I was all like hey!it's like a five hour drive for me to come up ther and catch the game. After about an hour long facebook chat she reveals to me she is somewhat kind of interested in experimented with girls.

So, I suggest that she doesn't go full lez staright up and tries a threesome to kind of ease into the whole thing of girl on girl. She buys into it and about an hour later she had picked one of her friends who would be down and she asks me if I would be the guy in this menage.

I'm not gonna lie, it is a little intimidating but I feel like it is my duty to partake. A threesome with two chicks is a conquest that not many get to claim.

Your going to get yourself all hyped up and the girls will put so much pressure on you you will show up with a limp dick.

Lestat
04-29-2012, 06:41 PM
Not gonna lie, that would be awesome.

idk. if the girl is wielding a strap she might get too many ideas and try to turn it into some weird porno scene. if she's kinky enough to do a threesome she might now stop there.

That One Guy
04-29-2012, 07:04 PM
Not gonna lie, that would be awesome.

Whoops, scanned over this one.

I must confess. In any real threesome scenario I can imagine, it doesn't actually end up with me and the other girl. The wife would surely castrate me. MAYBE I could get a grope or two in. A second girl present and assisting would be better than never being able to say you had a threesome.

Man, that sounds lame when all typed out. How depressing.

That One Guy
04-29-2012, 07:05 PM
idk. if the girl is wielding a strap she might get too many ideas and try to turn it into some weird porno scene. if she's kinky enough to do a threesome she might now stop there.

This is why you never date a girl stronger than you. I know any girl I climb into bed with can be taken down with a single uppercut or they don't get to ride the ride.

chadta
04-30-2012, 03:50 AM
Whenever I see this on HBO, it's 50+ year old people. The lady wants gangbanged and the guy wants the only 25 year old present. They seem to be the most awkward places, ever.

thats why you take a " friend with you" rather than your other half, and you both go to town

or so ive heard anyhow

Lestat
04-30-2012, 08:43 AM
This is why you never date a girl stronger than you. I know any girl I climb into bed with can be taken down with a single uppercut or they don't get to ride the ride.
Hilarious! that's just too funny.

hambone13
04-30-2012, 08:47 AM
duh!.. if you get hungry you can "tag out" and go to the kitchen and fix yourself a sammich.

that's called a win-win scenario.

Hilarious!Hilarious!:strong: Classic

hambone13
04-30-2012, 08:51 AM
Not gonna lie, that would be awesome.

Taking from a girl with a strap on? Hilarious!:giggle:

hambone13
04-30-2012, 08:58 AM
I've done a MMF threeway. Or at least I think I did. I got really plastered, remember playing naked guitar hero III while wearing black ankle socks. Woke up the next AM buck naked on the living room floor, went to pee and had the I had sex last night pee. I got dressed, sat on the couch. My buddy walked in and sat down on the other side of the couch, and neither of us said very much or looked at eachother. His gf (at the time) walked in and looked very happy.

So...yeah.

:Broncos:

I've know lots of women that are just as randomly horny as your typical man who just wants to get his rocks off, as often as possible, despite the circumstances but I've never considered them the type I would want to spend a significant of emotional time with. Sports sex is exactly what it is, an exercise with limited euphoria. Albeit worth the effort, it's merely an exercise. I bet she had a blast but I wouldn't want to be her boyfriend. She probably went and told all her best slutty friends how she converted the gay guy for the night, when in reality, you were just too drunk to remember where your crank was.

hambone13
04-30-2012, 09:02 AM
He and his GF had been dating for 8 years at that point. They broke up about 6 months after "the incident". I am fairly sure they broke up for other reasons, and not my awesomeness(again, I think...). I have no idea what happened or who did what. I wasnt sore, just dehydrated...so I have no idea wtf happened. I think he does though. He never talks about it with me.

:Broncos:

Lol, I wonder if when he hears that joke about waking up with a sore ass and dirty condom by his mouth if he thinks of you and his X. At least you're still friends. :kiss:

That One Guy
04-30-2012, 09:09 AM
Taking from a girl with a strap on? Hilarious!:giggle:

LOL

Much like a loaded gun, the strap-on idea can be fun if everyone remembers to point it in the wrong direction. Aim that sucker where it doesn't belong and someone could get killed.

A 2 girl threeway where the woman has no reason to get jealous, who could ask for more?

hambone13
04-30-2012, 09:11 AM
Never had a threesome, but I've had my fair share of girlfriends over the years. I've dated sane girls and not so sane girls. Girls older than me and younger than me. The one thing I can safely say is that with all of them there would be serious emotional blow back from having a threesome. This is true even if they profess to be "into it" or even if it was their idea.

Seems to me that a threesome would be one of those things where you wouldn't want to have any emotional attachment to the girls, and that you would want to ensure they didn't have any emotional attachment to you.

Precisely. Truly great nookie is Mono E Mono.

hambone13
04-30-2012, 09:12 AM
He did. He has some hookups in the cheerleading community.

Yeah, handball is HOT.

hambone13
04-30-2012, 09:15 AM
I've always wondered about that. Hyper masculinity of the guys who play sports and they end up doing the gayest ****.

:Broncos:

You're not alone my friend. I don't know if they're truly gay or just sick in general. Either way, I don't wanna share great boom-boom with anyone other than the lady I chose to be with at the time. I mean, there's entirely too much cool stuff going on with one body to do a good job with two.

hambone13
04-30-2012, 09:31 AM
LOL

Much like a loaded gun, the strap-on idea can be fun if everyone remembers to point it in the wrong direction. Aim that sucker where it doesn't belong and someone could get killed.

A 2 girl threeway where the woman has no reason to get jealous, who could ask for more?

LOLLOL You just have to wonder about the girl that wants to wear that thing.....the penis envy could be the deciding factor for the crime scene with your blood on it. Hilarious!

McDman
04-30-2012, 09:36 AM
Taking from a girl with a strap on? Hilarious!:giggle:

Bahahahahaha! Not sure I'd like to be walking bowlegged.

McDman
04-30-2012, 09:40 AM
I did have a gf who said she wanted to try the whole prostate massage thing. It took me all of a nanosecond to kill that idea.

There is nothing appealing about anything going near that hole.

TheReverend
04-30-2012, 09:54 AM
Taking from a girl with a strap on? Hilarious!:giggle:

Only if she's wearing a #15 jersey

hambone13
04-30-2012, 10:09 AM
Only if she's wearing a #15 jersey

Spoken by a true veteran!

Gort
04-30-2012, 10:17 AM
This is why you never date a girl stronger than you. I know any girl I climb into bed with can be taken down with a single uppercut or they don't get to ride the ride.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/bewegter-picturedump-109.gif

hambone13
04-30-2012, 10:27 AM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/bewegter-picturedump-109.gif

TitLas shrugged. Hilarious!:giggle:

Lestat
04-30-2012, 10:39 AM
I did have a gf who said she wanted to try the whole prostate massage thing. It took me all of a nanosecond to kill that idea.

There is nothing appealing about anything going near that hole.

lol so it took you longer to say no than her barely finishing the sentence? idk, i have to question you letting her finish that. Hilarious!

McDman
04-30-2012, 10:45 AM
lol so it took you longer to say no than her barely finishing the sentence? idk, i have to question you letting her finish that. Hilarious!

I really didn't even know how to react to a suggestion so absurd.

Lestat
04-30-2012, 10:50 AM
I really didn't even know how to react to a suggestion so absurd.
two words. **** NO!

oubronco
04-30-2012, 10:52 AM
two words. **** NO!

**** NO Biatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hambone13
04-30-2012, 10:58 AM
I really didn't even know how to react to a suggestion so absurd.

The "Exit Only" tattoo doesn't exist on my body but the ideal does reside here. There was one occasion that was executed with meticulous timing involving a a woman, her finger and my pooper that was pretty much the best knobber I've ever had. I couldn't give directions to the destination but the journey was pretty spectacular. It should be mentioned that it happened in Istanbul and when I asked for directions my Turkish was not strong enough to overcome her gypsy Kurdish accent. Never say never but ideals are great guides, IMO.

Archer81
04-30-2012, 11:15 AM
Straights...

:Broncos:

McDman
04-30-2012, 12:20 PM
The "Exit Only" tattoo doesn't exist on my body but the ideal does reside here. There was one occasion that was executed with meticulous timing involving a a woman, her finger and my pooper that was pretty much the best knobber I've ever had. I couldn't give directions to the destination but the journey was pretty spectacular. It should be mentioned that it happened in Istanbul and when I asked for directions my Turkish was not strong enough to overcome her gypsy Kurdish accent. Never say never but ideals are great guides, IMO.

Hahahaha, gross.

Que
04-30-2012, 08:18 PM
This thread completely explains why MFF threesomes are so rare...

That One Guy
04-30-2012, 08:35 PM
This thread completely explains why MFF threesomes are so rare...

Because women are crazy or because we men are such losers we should just be happy if a single girl will go to bed with us?

broncocalijohn
04-30-2012, 09:56 PM
The "Exit Only" tattoo doesn't exist on my body but the ideal does reside here. There was one occasion that was executed with meticulous timing involving a a woman, her finger and my pooper that was pretty much the best knobber I've ever had. I couldn't give directions to the destination but the journey was pretty spectacular. It should be mentioned that it happened in Istanbul and when I asked for directions my Turkish was not strong enough to overcome her gypsy Kurdish accent. Never say never but ideals are great guides, IMO.

THis happened to my cousin when he was living with me and the girl came running down the stairs and out the door. My cousin comes a tad late as he is asking her as she exits out the door, "What about your number?" I find out 20 seconds later he ****ted on her forehead when she put her finger where it doesn't belong. Something she will regret for the rest of her life.

Straights...

:Broncos:

Yeah, 'cause we don't want anything to go where **** exits. But you keep ****ing that hole. Gays...

Que
04-30-2012, 11:04 PM
Because women are crazy or because we men are such losers we should just be happy if a single girl will go to bed with us?

The later I am afraid. Suduction is a full body mental sport. The most errogenious part of a woman's body is between her ears. A threesome or any other sexual escapade is a much about that as it is chopping wood like a lumberjack. More so really due to the self conscious nature of a MFF.

DMan, if you want advice, learn how to kiss really well, use your fingers and other parts of your body not located between your legs and be really really observant. Figure out the ebb and flow and freaking have a ball. Get one to come while she is making out or having her nipples sucked by the second. The second will be so fired up at that that you will have mind blowing sex satisfying the second. Be sure to take care of her. You bat the cycle and I guarantee repeat business unless you screw it up.

Just sayin...

Archer81
04-30-2012, 11:08 PM
Yeah, 'cause we don't want anything to go where **** exits. But you keep ****ing that hole. Gays...


Says the guy that loves something that bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die...

Weirdos.

:Broncos:

That One Guy
05-01-2012, 04:30 AM
The later I am afraid. Suduction is a full body mental sport. The most errogenious part of a woman's body is between her ears. A threesome or any other sexual escapade is a much about that as it is chopping wood like a lumberjack. More so really due to the self conscious nature of a MFF.

DMan, if you want advice, learn how to kiss really well, use your fingers and other parts of your body not located between your legs and be really really observant. Figure out the ebb and flow and freaking have a ball. Get one to come while she is making out or having her nipples sucked by the second. The second will be so fired up at that that you will have mind blowing sex satisfying the second. Be sure to take care of her. You bat the cycle and I guarantee repeat business unless you screw it up.

Just sayin...

LOL

You got tricked into working. It isn't fun if it takes that much effort.

Dr. Broncenstein
05-01-2012, 05:25 AM
The. F#ck?

That One Guy
05-01-2012, 05:58 AM
Hmm.. so my wife had to borrow my laptop this morning and I just realized I had this thread open in a tab. She doesn't know about everything in this thread. Let's hope she wasn't very observant...