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Ratboy
04-28-2012, 12:24 AM
http://dazzledbyedward.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/rob.jpg

Will be an excellent QB for us.

BowlenBall
04-28-2012, 12:34 AM
"I resemble that remark."

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/brock-osweiler-2011-ncaa-football-2011-ifONR3.jpg

Agamemnon
04-28-2012, 12:37 AM
Oh God. And I already hated the pick with a passion...

UberBroncoMan
04-28-2012, 12:45 AM
Dammit...I knew this was going to start.

Archer81
04-28-2012, 12:47 AM
Hmm...

So many things I could say. And I will. Maybe not now. But soon.

:Broncos:

Lestat
04-28-2012, 12:49 AM
so long as he scores like Edward in the red zone i'm good.

houghtam
04-28-2012, 12:52 AM
so long as he scores like Edward in the red zone i'm good.

Bazinga!

:yayaya:

Lestat
04-28-2012, 01:03 AM
Bazinga!

:yayaya:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Jcl2vYqqHAo/T2DDtjUx2-I/AAAAAAAAEBE/yY6o-MlQbRQ/s1600/bazinga_b.jpg

Miss I.
04-28-2012, 01:13 AM
so long as he scores like Edward in the red zone i'm good.

how is that good? Didn't it take the sparkly pasty guy like 3 movies before he nailed a high school broad, when most guys can get that done between homeroom and calculus these days. ;D

Lestat
04-28-2012, 01:16 AM
how is that good? Didn't it take the sparkly pasty guy like 3 movies before he nailed a high school broad, when most guys can get that done between homeroom and calculus these days. ;D

lol except he refused to sleep with her, not the other way around. she was offering it up like a cougar on a cruise ship.

Miss I.
04-28-2012, 01:21 AM
lol except he refused to sleep with her, not the other way around. she was offering it up like a cougar on a cruise ship.

so lemme get this straight. He refused to score even when given the chance many times to do so? Did we trade for Kyle Orton again? no, wait that's wrong, Kyle would not have converted on a 3rd down/movie. Still, do we want to be on team Edward,when the dude refuses to take easy scoring opportunities? just sayin. ;D

Agamemnon
04-28-2012, 01:21 AM
lol except he refused to sleep with her, not the other way around. she was offering it up like a cougar on a cruise ship.

So does that mean you hope Osweiler will be able to score in the redzone but will simply choose not to? Is that what you are saying?

BowlenBall
04-28-2012, 01:44 AM
Hmm...

So many things I could say. And I will. Maybe not now. But soon.

:Broncos:

Oh, we know where you're gonna go with this.... but who was the last Broncos QB you DIDN'T want to sleep with?

DBroncos4life
04-28-2012, 01:51 AM
Oh, we know where you're gonna go with this.... but who was the last Broncos QB you DIDN'T want to sleep with?

I wish the question was who was the last Broncos QB he didn't have CHANCE to sleep with :P

Miss I.
04-28-2012, 01:53 AM
Sleep? I don't think sleeping would be involved in any of the scenarios.

But as for the other, inexplicably it made me wonder what Kingneckbeard was up to these days...that boy has a filthy twitter and it's been very busy. ;D

houghtam
04-28-2012, 02:05 AM
Sleep? I don't think sleeping would be involved in any of the scenarios.

But as for the other, inexplicably it made me wonder what Kingneckbeard was up to these days...that boy has a filthy twitter and it's been very busy. ;D

I think they make a rinse for that.

Bacchus
04-28-2012, 02:06 AM
http://dazzledbyedward.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/rob.jpghttp://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/brock-osweiler-2011-ncaa-football-2011-ifONR3.jpg

Will be an excellent QB for us.

What resemblance?

Bacchus
04-28-2012, 02:07 AM
Hmm...

So many things I could say. And I will. Maybe not now. But soon.

:Broncos:

Does your Gaydar go off when you hear Osweiler talk?

Lestat
04-28-2012, 02:09 AM
So does that mean you hope Osweiler will be able to score in the redzone but will simply choose not to? Is that what you are saying?

no, it means that i want him to score like Edward when he scored. put it on em, damn near kill and knock that mother out of the park(getting the girl knocked up isn't relative to this scenario)

Mile High Salute
04-28-2012, 05:53 AM
http://dazzledbyedward.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/rob.jpg

Will be an excellent QB for us.

Crapity crap crap. I didn't think it was possible, but after seeing these pictures, I hate the pick even more. :drown:

elsid13
04-28-2012, 06:01 AM
lol except he refused to sleep with her, not the other way around. she was offering it up like a cougar on a cruise ship.

You have just lost your man-card for knowing that. Please select your size 15 dress off the rack and move on........

cmhargrove
04-28-2012, 06:48 AM
So, is it true he can only play night games?

Atwater His Ass
04-28-2012, 07:19 AM
I had something for this....wait....ahh, come back to me later.

Bacchus
04-28-2012, 07:30 AM
Dammit...I knew this was going to start.

Well, Edward was much better in the movie Water for Elephants

chadta
04-28-2012, 07:49 AM
at first i was kinda upset that i had no idea who or what the edward reference was about

You have just lost your man-card for knowing that. Please select your size 15 dress off the rack and move on........

but now i figure its some twilight or lord of the rings thing, and i dont feel bad at all, i actually feel pretty good, now to go share some info in the threesum thread

Lestat
04-28-2012, 09:27 AM
You have just lost your man-card for knowing that. Please select your size 15 dress off the rack and move on........

oh please, my man card is fully intact. now if i said i was a fan of Justin Bieber then it should be pulled, shredded and discarded into fire.

canadianbroncosfan
04-28-2012, 09:57 AM
Hmm...

So many things I could say. And I will. Maybe not now. But soon.

:Broncos:

Quick break? Enjoy

Archer81
04-28-2012, 11:26 AM
Oh, we know where you're gonna go with this.... but who was the last Broncos QB you DIDN'T want to sleep with?

Hmm...

I believe I was just called a slut. About time, too. The last QB for Denver I did not want to sleep with was Orton, before that Cutler.

Standards. I haz dem.

:Broncos:

Chris
04-28-2012, 11:35 AM
Ha I said that last night.

Archer81
04-28-2012, 11:38 AM
And bye the bye,

Osweiler looks more like Lance Sweets from the show Bones then he looks like Edward Cullen.

Straights ruin everything...

:Broncos: