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Gort
04-27-2012, 01:00 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/ryan-tannehill-wife-stole-show-thursday-nfl-draft-161434718.html

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/5GVqAaOYuiznVZVI0CtUFA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTIzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusnflexperts/rye-laura.jpg

Rohirrim
04-27-2012, 01:01 PM
She skinny.

rmsanger
04-27-2012, 01:01 PM
Shes got bigger feet than he does.... Yowza!

Steve Sewell
04-27-2012, 01:02 PM
I don't find her even remotely attractive. Could she wear any more makeup?

BroncoInferno
04-27-2012, 01:02 PM
Below the waste she looks like she's 65.

Smiling Assassin27
04-27-2012, 01:02 PM
She skinny.

but about to get fat off Tannenbaum's paychecks. :strong:

Gort
04-27-2012, 01:03 PM
I don't find her even remotely attractive. Could she wear any more makeup?

inb4 first pointy knees/elbows comment... :)

lolcopter
04-27-2012, 01:03 PM
Gross feet no ass

Elway 4 Life
04-27-2012, 01:04 PM
but about to get fat off Tannenbaum's paychecks. :strong:

Nah, he'll probably trade up now.

Smiling Assassin27
04-27-2012, 01:14 PM
Nah, he'll probably trade up now.


or just buy her a boob job and a new rearview.

Requiem
04-27-2012, 01:23 PM
Not even good looking.

Drunken.Broncoholic
04-27-2012, 01:24 PM
pass...looks like an ugly chick who frequents the Orange County nightclub circuit.

Smiling Assassin27
04-27-2012, 01:26 PM
pass...looks like an ugly chick who frequents the Orange County nightclub circuit.


On Hobbit night.

MVP-06
04-27-2012, 01:26 PM
she looked better last night, but I found it funny he hugged nobody at his table including her after being selected. Gave the agent a slap and took off. Found it amusing after Richardson took 30 minutes to get to the stage.

Elway 4 Life
04-27-2012, 01:27 PM
or just buy her a boob job and a new rearview.

Lol. Probably the cheaper option.

Gort
04-27-2012, 01:35 PM
you people are funny. she's not ugly. here's another pic. i understand with photos there is always a possibility of airbrushing, but still...

http://thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Lauren-ufer-ryan-tannehill.jpg

for comparison purposes, THIS is ugly (below).

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Joy+Behar+2011+Miss+America+Pageant+UESwwHNef3-l.jpg

Requiem
04-27-2012, 01:36 PM
She looks like a downie.

underrated29
04-27-2012, 01:40 PM
Shes not bad. Ive had better, and worse. And a lot worse but those I do not remember, or choose not too.


Id hit it. Wouldnt keep it though

cmhargrove
04-27-2012, 01:41 PM
If Ethiopians had white babies they would look like that. I bet she can run a marathon like a mother****er.

Kaylore
04-27-2012, 01:44 PM
I am usually the first to bust out the "sharp knees" thing, but I have to agree. Lazy eye, too thin and big feet. I'm sure she has a great personality, though.

55CrushEm
04-27-2012, 01:47 PM
Shes got bigger feet than he does.... Yowza!

Holy ****! She sure does. Skinny, gangling beeeyatch with HUGE feet!

I'll pass.

Houshyamama
04-27-2012, 01:48 PM
http://i.imgur.com/2qXUk.jpg

snowspot66
04-27-2012, 01:50 PM
The term many of you are searching for is generic.

Gort
04-27-2012, 01:51 PM
http://i.imgur.com/2qXUk.jpg

http://noontimesports.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/rex-ryan.jpg

UberBroncoMan
04-27-2012, 01:51 PM
http://d6673sr63mbv7.cloudfront.net/archive/x71553360/g0a00000000000000004737ec2b8a65aa807fc4b5c5b73fa93 a76c64893.jpg http://www.playerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/gheorghe77.jpg

Weeden and McCoy say sup.

BroncoInferno
04-27-2012, 01:51 PM
http://i.imgur.com/2qXUk.jpg

Hilarious!

jhns
04-27-2012, 01:51 PM
What a bunch of gays.

huh??
04-27-2012, 01:51 PM
If Ethiopians had white babies they would look like that. I bet she can run a marathon like a mother****er.

Hilarious!Hilarious!Hilarious!

Rohirrim
04-27-2012, 01:54 PM
I'll be she can swim like a mofo.

Houshyamama
04-27-2012, 01:56 PM
I'll be she can swim like a mofo.

Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsC/tve49761-20010709-1445.jpg

Smiling Assassin27
04-27-2012, 02:02 PM
If Ethiopians had white babies they would look like that. I bet she can run a marathon like a mother****er.

I don't get it.


Sincerely,

Kenya

broncocalijohn
04-27-2012, 02:15 PM
inb4 first pointy knees/elbows comment... :)

damn you! Ruined my post. I guess the 2nd one would be Spider would nail it. Of course he would have to go caveman on her to get her in bed.

hambone13
04-27-2012, 02:18 PM
Gross feet no ass

lol, foot fetish with a fat wife would be your logo?

broncocalijohn
04-27-2012, 02:19 PM
Shes got bigger feet than he does.... Yowza!

Rex Ryan is working a deal for Tannehill to come to the Jets as we speak.

pass...looks like an ugly chick who frequents the Orange County nightclub circuit.

I hope this is bagging on those few ugly chicks that dare to be in beween all the hotties we have in O.C.

Archer81
04-27-2012, 02:25 PM
She's not ugly. As another poster mentioned, she is generic. And believe it or not, some women are skinny. He's generic as well. So they match.

:Broncos:

maven
04-27-2012, 02:27 PM
I've had better

Drunken.Broncoholic
04-27-2012, 02:29 PM
Rex Ryan is working a deal for Tannehill to come to the Jets as we speak.



I hope this is bagging on those few ugly chicks that dare to be in beween all the hotties we have in O.C.

indeed sir....i used to live on 6th and Walnut...downtown HB...the uglies are few and far between...

BroncoBeavis
04-27-2012, 02:31 PM
She's not ugly. As another poster mentioned, she is generic. And believe it or not, some women are skinny. He's generic as well. So they match.

:Broncos:

Some chicks just photo that way too. In person it can be a whole different ball game. In person with some Jager? It might go down like this

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSMt2_L8VZukoZI-vaLIy5muTNVy93G_t81kb0L7UwJu8bqL7YH

Ratboy
04-27-2012, 02:38 PM
I am not impressed with her face structure or assets.

She's average.

BFD.

lolcopter
04-27-2012, 02:57 PM
^5lol, foot fetish with a fat wife would be your logo?

As a tall skinny guy, I can't be messing with girls who are skinnier than I am with bigger feet

Yadadadamean?

When you hit it from behind its way better when it looks like a woman. But I'm an ass man through and through fwiw. Always have been

Chris
04-27-2012, 02:59 PM
I am usually the first to bust out the "sharp knees" thing, but I have to agree. Lazy eye, too thin and big feet. I'm sure she has a great personality, though.

Lazy whispering eye? ^5

Requiem
04-27-2012, 03:02 PM
^5

As a tall skinny guy, I can't be messing with girls who are skinnier than I am with bigger feet

Yadadadamean?

When you hit it from behind its way better when it looks like a woman. But I'm an ass man through and through fwiw. Always have been

Hell yeah brother. I remember when I was 14, my mom caught me undressin' my GF at the time (who was a junior and I was a freshman) and I was spankin' dat ass. God, you gotta love a nice round butt. DAT ASS!

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lmPvv4YhbZQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

lonestar
04-27-2012, 03:03 PM
What a bunch of gays.

I suspect jealous more than anything..

some will never have a hottie and well are as we speak using jergens while online....

kid
04-27-2012, 03:08 PM
I bet there is not a tree that she could not climb.

HorseHead
04-27-2012, 03:08 PM
tough crowd...

jesus, maybe some pasta dinners are in order, but I think she is very pretty...

those are some funky stumps though...

cutthemdown
04-27-2012, 03:11 PM
You guys crack me up. She is a great looking lady. Not like she is saying hey look at me i am the best looking girl in the world. How about everyone who thinks she isn't cute puts a picture of their lady up so the Mane can compare.

Smiling Assassin27
04-27-2012, 03:16 PM
You guys crack me up. She is a great looking lady. Not like she is saying hey look at me i am the best looking girl in the world. How about everyone who thinks she isn't cute puts a picture of their lady up so the Mane can compare.


Deal, man. Here's mine:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UOjEXIIn9FE/TESEuXASs-I/AAAAAAAAAYk/_yw3BwL2sa4/s320/Betty+White.jpg

Read 'em and weep, gents.

barryr
04-27-2012, 03:22 PM
Deal, man. Here's mine:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UOjEXIIn9FE/TESEuXASs-I/AAAAAAAAAYk/_yw3BwL2sa4/s320/Betty+White.jpg

Read 'em and weep, gents.

She's got money. I see how you are :~ohyah!:

Jesterhole
04-27-2012, 03:23 PM
Fugly skank...

barryr
04-27-2012, 03:26 PM
I prefer brunettes myself, but us guys should take a long look in the mirror before calling a woman ugly.

Wes Mantooth
04-27-2012, 03:28 PM
http://d6673sr63mbv7.cloudfront.net/archive/x71553360/g0a00000000000000004737ec2b8a65aa807fc4b5c5b73fa93 a76c64893.jpg http://www.playerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/gheorghe77.jpg

Weeden and McCoy say sup.

Weeden and the girl look related.

Drunken.Broncoholic
04-27-2012, 03:30 PM
have a generic GF/Wife and bang hot mistresses...

new tang is better than the same ole tang...you show me the hottest girl you know or have seen, and right next to her is a dude thats tired of screwin her.

Smiling Assassin27
04-27-2012, 03:35 PM
She looks better in this one. Granted, HE looks like Chet from Weird Science:

http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ryan-tannehill-wife-lauren4-260x390.jpg

FireFly
04-27-2012, 03:39 PM
I think she's gorgeous

Houshyamama
04-27-2012, 04:10 PM
I think she's gorgeous

Firefly and Caprica 6? You're getting incestuous with your settings.

Wes Mantooth
04-27-2012, 04:24 PM
She looks better in this one. Granted, HE looks like Chet from Weird Science:

http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ryan-tannehill-wife-lauren4-260x390.jpg

Or a taller Stiffler.

hookemhess
04-27-2012, 04:28 PM
http://i.imgur.com/CYo9z.png

Mile High Salute
04-27-2012, 04:53 PM
^5

As a tall skinny guy, I can't be messing with girls who are skinnier than I am with bigger feet

Yadadadamean?

When you hit it from behind its way better when it looks like a woman. But I'm an ass man through and through fwiw. Always have been

Lol - TMI, dude.

KipCorrington25
04-27-2012, 05:04 PM
Her face is ok but it just gets worse and worse as you work your way down.

DHallblows
04-27-2012, 05:27 PM
Her face is ok but it just gets worse and worse as you work your way down.

Just to reiterate this...