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Swedish Extrovert
04-25-2012, 12:06 PM
Sorry in advance, lol.

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lonestar
04-25-2012, 12:08 PM
good find..

funny as hell..
not all that bad looking either..

Swedish Extrovert
04-25-2012, 12:13 PM
good find..

funny as hell..
not all that bad looking either..

It was on the front page of NFL.com Hilarious!

Smiling Assassin27
04-25-2012, 12:16 PM
Bobo just filed his paperwork for the draft. He's hopeful. Very hopeful.

Requiem
04-25-2012, 12:23 PM
If I was Mr. Irrelevant I would slam that **** and forget her ten minutes later. You don't even pull out a smoke afterwards. You just make damn sure you poked a hole in the top of your jimmy and spread the seed of life. Make Antonio Cromartie proud.

BroncoMan4ever
04-25-2012, 12:24 PM
not only does the last pick get a week long celebration, but he potentially gets to tap that. lucky bastard.

Rohirrim
04-25-2012, 12:26 PM
fap fap fap fap

UberBroncoMan
04-25-2012, 12:29 PM
Love the comments.


I hope its a 350lbs defensive tackle
Whoever is picked last will be a whore-able player... :D

broncosteven
04-25-2012, 12:34 PM
If I got picked last and spent the night alone with her I bet she would really dig talking about Mercury/Gemini/Apollo. She strikes me as that kind of soul.

Requiem
04-25-2012, 12:37 PM
If I got picked last and spent the night alone with her I bet she would really dig talking about Mercury/Gemini/Apollo. She strikes me as that kind of soul.

She's a Pisces for sure.

Rohirrim
04-25-2012, 12:38 PM
Definitely a Gemini.

HILife
04-25-2012, 12:44 PM
Looking good. I'm down with her.

Requiem
04-25-2012, 12:45 PM
Definitely a Gemini.

I'm an Aries. :strong:

BroncoMan4ever
04-25-2012, 12:47 PM
Love the comments.


I hope its a 350lbs defensive tackle
Whoever is picked last will be a whore-able player... :D


not necessarily. look at the Chiefs kicker. dude is one of that teams best players and got signed to a big deal pretty recently.

Jetmeck
04-25-2012, 12:54 PM
Her mouth was moving but it sounded like ....blah...blah....blah

Just show me your boobies..............already

Butterscotch Stallion
04-25-2012, 12:55 PM
so she is saying a college athlete who is drafted last by a professional football organization is the same as the fat kid who is picked last in school?

Women are such bad liars. What she really is saying( I speak FEMALE) is that she wants a rich athlete but knows she isn't hot enough to get one, so she is willing to have sex with anyone who is a professional athlete so that she can feel good about herself.

basically she is a whore who isn't pretty enough to be a high class one.

broncosteven
04-25-2012, 12:57 PM
I'm an Aries. :strong:

I am a Gemini, maybe that explains the attraction to the space race? That or growing up while it happen...

Requiem
04-25-2012, 12:58 PM
I am a Gemini, maybe that explains the attraction to the space race? That or growing up while it happen...

Probably because you grew up during the Space Race. I don't know much about Gemini's. Do you have big hands?

BroncoMan4ever
04-25-2012, 12:58 PM
so she is saying a college athlete who is drafted last by a professional football organization is the same as the fat kid who is picked last in school?

Women are such bad liars. What she really is saying( I speak FEMALE) is that she wants a rich athlete but knows she isn't hot enough to get one, so she is willing to have sex with anyone who is a professional athlete so that she can feel good about herself.

basically she is a whore who isn't pretty enough to be a high class one.

dude are you crazy. she is hot as hell. and she is a hell of a lot more attractive than a lot of the skanks you see on the arms of pro athletes.

lonestar
04-25-2012, 12:59 PM
If I was Mr. Irrelevant I would slam that **** and forget her ten minutes later. You don't even pull out a smoke afterwards. You just make damn sure you poked a hole in the top of your jimmy and spread the seed of life. Make Antonio Cromartie proud.

you would not know what to do with it dreamer..

Requiem
04-25-2012, 01:00 PM
you would not know what to do with it dreamer..

I'd give her the Mexican Avalanche.

Jetmeck
04-25-2012, 01:06 PM
dude are you crazy. she is hot as hell. and she is a hell of a lot more attractive than a lot of the skanks you see on the arms of pro athletes.

dunno know bout hot as hell but def DOABLE.................

BroncoMan4ever
04-25-2012, 01:28 PM
dunno know bout hot as hell but def DOABLE.................

i don't know, that is exactly my type though.

TDmvp
04-25-2012, 01:33 PM
fap fap fap fap

http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f171/288564d1310589629-kim-kardashian-weird_kid_fap.gif

Yea she's pretty hot.

lolcopter
04-25-2012, 01:39 PM
I like how slutty she is but looks could be better

Smiling Assassin27
04-25-2012, 01:41 PM
I like how slutty she is but looks could be better

she's probably built like barry sanders/robert newhouse from the waist down.

bronco militia
04-25-2012, 02:15 PM
DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN THE CRAZY!!!

Lestat
04-25-2012, 02:25 PM
do,do her again, do her one last time, make her swallow and then never see her again and make sure she doesn't get pregnant.

now if she was hot as hell then you maybe let her stick around for a few months and end it when she eventually goes a bit too crazy.

Jetmeck
04-25-2012, 04:06 PM
DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN THE CRAZY!!!

the crazy ones **** the best....don't know why..........but it makes you learn to prioritize your chit ............ like as in.... is this really worth the trouble ?.....which we usually say hell yeah and dive right in..............lol

DBroncos4life
04-25-2012, 04:12 PM
DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN THE CRAZY!!!

I bet you're a blast to take to a carnival.

Lestat
04-25-2012, 04:24 PM
the crazy ones **** the best....don't know why..........but it makes you learn to prioritize your chit ............ like as in.... is this really worth the trouble ?.....which we usually say hell yeah and dive right in..............lol

sad but true, one of my friends found out the hard way. she rocked his world, he didn't call and then a few weeks later he had slashed tires, a busted windshield and me laughing at his ass saying i told you so.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
04-25-2012, 04:34 PM
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Also, I'd hit it.

loborugger
04-25-2012, 05:58 PM
This reeks of a staged move by the NFL to get dopes to watch all of the draft, not just the first couple rounds.

broncosteven
04-25-2012, 06:00 PM
This reeks of a staged move by the NFL to get dopes to watch all of the draft, not just the first couple rounds.

I wonder if the NFL did one of these for guys like Nate Webster?

extralife
04-25-2012, 06:23 PM
so she is saying a college athlete who is drafted last by a professional football organization is the same as the fat kid who is picked last in school?

Women are such bad liars. What she really is saying( I speak FEMALE) is that she wants a rich athlete but knows she isn't hot enough to get one, so she is willing to have sex with anyone who is a professional athlete so that she can feel good about herself.

basically she is a whore who isn't pretty enough to be a high class one.

or you are a supreme idiot and the video is a joke

Swedish Extrovert
04-25-2012, 09:33 PM
This reeks of a staged move by the NFL to get dopes to watch all of the draft, not just the first couple rounds.

The same league that freaked out over Janet Jackson's pastie-covered nipple?

Possible conspiracy theory.

Chris
04-25-2012, 10:56 PM
I'd give her the Mexican Avalanche.

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Requiem
04-25-2012, 11:03 PM
What is that?

Click here to find out. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mexican+avalanche)

Swedish Extrovert
04-25-2012, 11:21 PM
Click here to find out. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mexican+avalanche)

So shady.

I don't know what it is. I'm not sure if I want to know.

pricejj
04-25-2012, 11:26 PM
Being the last pick in the NFL draft: $465,000
Finding out that you have herpes two weeks later: priceless

Broncos_OTM
04-26-2012, 04:12 AM
crack.. a helleva drug. sit still.

BroncoMan4ever
04-26-2012, 04:15 AM
my first call if i was the last pick in the draft, would be to my agent telling him to find the slutty hottie in the video. next stop, 7-11 for a ox of rubbers because, no thanks to kids.

backup qb
04-26-2012, 05:30 AM
I would.

Garcia Bronco
04-26-2012, 05:40 AM
oy veh

Beantown Bronco
04-26-2012, 07:17 AM
If I got picked last and spent the night alone with her I bet she would really dig talking about Mercury/Gemini/Apollo. She strikes me as that kind of soul.

[INSERT OBLIGATORY URANUS JOKE HERE]

55CrushEm
04-26-2012, 07:33 AM
[INSERT OBLIGATORY URANUS JOKE HERE]

Ha!

Agamemnon
04-26-2012, 10:49 AM
Do people really think she's serious? Hilarious!

Swedish Extrovert
04-27-2012, 11:28 AM
Do people really think she's serious? Hilarious!

She is. Just look at her. Or she's a professional actor hired by the NFL.

She looks a lot like this Italian chick named Heather that I slammed a few years back during my frat days in college, haha.

jhns
04-27-2012, 11:38 AM
I'm irrelevant! How you doin?

Rohirrim
04-28-2012, 09:18 PM
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/3871152/201120223_mje_ss1_347_extra_large.jpg

Here ya go, sweetcheeks. Partay!

Kaylore
04-28-2012, 09:46 PM
She's hot and its funny. Love the "Big Sky Conference" tee hee.

broncocalijohn
04-28-2012, 10:32 PM
If I got picked last and spent the night alone with her I bet she would really dig talking about Mercury/Gemini/Apollo. She strikes me as that kind of soul.

That chick might not now, but she has the potential to own about 5 cats in about 10 years.
So, will we see her with the "where are all the white women at?" thread? Didnt see who was Mr. Irrelevant but just wondering what color she gets.

BTW, I bet she doesn't have pointy knees. Carpet burn knees maybe, but not pointy.

broncocalijohn
04-28-2012, 10:34 PM
DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN THE CRAZY!!!

I bet you're a blast to take to a carnival.

Dude, he knows crazy. He works AT the carnival.

myMind
04-28-2012, 11:58 PM
Andrew Luck's backup could use some interior vaginal release at every turn.

The Nigerian's Nightmare
04-29-2012, 10:24 AM
http://www.1043thefan.com/Pics/theDrive2011/brian_xanders.jpg

I thought this was Mr. Irrelevant?

hambone13
04-29-2012, 10:30 AM
I'd give her the Mexican Avalanche.

We're gonna need some details on that one. I think I know where your headed as the Dirty Sanchez is one of my comedic favorites.

hambone13
04-29-2012, 10:43 AM
I like how slutty she is but looks could be better

There's a reason she only shows bust shots. I think there's a huge ass and legs underneath that's destined to produce an offensive lineman in copulation. Pretty face, great rack and perhaps decent body in her teens and early 20's but she's destined for floppy arms bigger than most TE's and a very handsome future later in life because she's too lazy to do anything about it. She'll just do another dirty YouTube for her next social uprising.

That One Guy
04-29-2012, 10:54 AM
The bar has kinda been skewed for me since moving to Florida to go to college but I can literally find 50 women on any given day on my campus that I'd take over her. Whoreish publicity stunt. I'll pass.

Not to mention that hair is f'ing huge.

Rohirrim
04-29-2012, 12:25 PM
http://www.1043thefan.com/Pics/theDrive2011/brian_xanders.jpg

I thought this was Mr. Irrelevant?

Nope. He runs all the computer stuff, like the Geek squad.

Swedish Extrovert
04-30-2012, 02:50 PM
Sorry in advance, lol.

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I just realized something. The title of the video is "Mrs. Irrelevant" not Ms. or Miss.

She wants to marry the dude.

Swedish Extrovert
04-30-2012, 07:05 PM
So I did some research... the lady is a comedian named Brianne Berkson:

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eh

Swedish Extrovert
04-30-2012, 07:05 PM
Brilliant caree move, IMO...

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Swedish Extrovert
04-30-2012, 07:07 PM
Un mas

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Willynowei
04-30-2012, 07:25 PM
The bar has kinda been skewed for me since moving to Florida to go to college but I can literally find 50 women on any given day on my campus that I'd take over her. Whoreish publicity stunt. I'll pass.

Not to mention that hair is f'ing huge.

Sorry, I call bull****. You couldn't find (not easily at least) 50 women hotter than her in a high end night club on a saturday night in Miami, New York, or LA.

I'm not saying she's Jessica Alba, but she is definitely hot. Unless you are into the body type/look that mid 20's girls like her just don't have.

Willynowei
04-30-2012, 07:31 PM
Brilliant caree move, IMO...

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Any surprise here?

And she's probably married to a failed writer who lives off of her salary and still uses his old grad school ID to get the discount when they go on their weekend museum trips.

Or she's being cheated on by a doctor or I-banker. Hardly the look of an athlete chasing whore, albeit, clearly a whore... for attention.

That One Guy
04-30-2012, 07:57 PM
Sorry, I call bull****. You couldn't find (not easily at least) 50 women hotter than her in a high end night club on a saturday night in Miami, New York, or LA.

I'm not saying she's Jessica Alba, but she is definitely hot. Unless you are into the body type/look that mid 20's girls like her just don't have.

Maybe we just have different tastes. I have to admit, though, most of these women on my campus that I'd swear under oath were hotter often only have faces judged through my periphery. Any girl with a low cut shirt and overflowage probably gets double score in my book or something.

She just doesn't do it for me, at all. I can believe it's just me, though.

extralife
04-30-2012, 08:01 PM
So I did some research... the lady is a comedian named Brianne Berkson:

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eh

a comedian?!?!?!

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?!!?

extralife
04-30-2012, 08:02 PM
And she's probably married to a failed writer who lives off of her salary and still uses his old grad school ID to get the discount when they go on their weekend museum trips.

...so you're saying I have a chance?

BroncoMan4ever
04-30-2012, 08:25 PM
Her comedy videos have deflated the boner I had for her.

myMind
04-30-2012, 09:26 PM
Un mas

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Reminded me of this

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7mjz3_it-s-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-m_fun