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Bronco_Beerslug
04-20-2012, 04:12 PM
Photoshopping vulvas, talk about expanding your resume...

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Men Prefer Pink Female Genitals to Red, Study Finds (http://news.yahoo.com/men-prefer-pink-female-genitals-red-study-finds-185604363.html)
By Stephanie Pappas | LiveScience.com – 3 hrs ago

Red lips, red hearts, red negligees — there's no doubt that red is a seductive color. A common explanation for the sexiness of red suggests that men are attracted to the color because it reminds them of genital arousal, much as the red swellings on female baboons' bottoms signal receptivity to male baboons.

But this folk theory doesn't hold up to the harsh light of science, a new study finds. In fact, men are more attracted to pink genitals than red.

"It's too simplistic to basically say, 'Oh well, our closest primate relatives have these genital swellings and therefore men are reacting to red coloring,'" said study researcher Sarah Johns, anthropologist at the University of Kent. Instead, the appeal of red must lie elsewhere, Johns told LiveScience.

Seductive red

If red clothing or lipstick acts as a proxy for genitals, it stands to reason that men would prefer redder vulvas on women, Johns said. But no one had ever tested whether they actually do. So she and her colleagues decided to find out. [5 Myths About Women's Bodies (http://us.lrd.yahoo.com/_ylt=AoFkf8WWS0RgH4v7_qpwRaMbANEA;_ylu=X3oDMTFuaXB waHNvBG1pdANBcnRpY2xlIEJvZHkEcG9zAzIEc2VjA01lZGlhQ XJ0aWNsZUJvZHlUZW1wQXNzZW1ibHk-;_ylg=X3oDMTA1bmkzZDc4BHRlc3QD;_ylv=0/SIG=12e1j5rup/EXP=1336168988/**http%3A//www.livescience.com/13553-5-myths-women-bodies.html)]

The researchers first needed some similar, non-pornographic pictures of female genitals, a task that was "quite difficult," Johns said. Finally, they found a website set up so that women could anonymously submit photographs of their vulvas as part of a project meant to educate women on the diversity of genitals and improve self-esteem. The researchers picked four similarly angled photos and retouched each of them into pale pink, light pink, dark pink and red.

"We were really careful to make sure that the re-coloring looked natural," Johns said.

Ranking red

The researchers then asked 40 heterosexual men to look at all 16 images in random order and rank them on a 0-to-100 scale of attractiveness. The results showed that instead of preferring red, the men actually showed the least preference for red vulvas.

"It basically showed that there was no different between the three pinkish shades, but the reddish shade was ranked significantly less attractive," Johns said. She and her colleagues published their research April 6 in the journal PLoS ONE.

CONT...

Rohirrim
04-20-2012, 04:13 PM
In before...





actually, I don't know what to expect.

Man-Goblin
04-20-2012, 04:17 PM
It's not pink, its salmon!

Archer81
04-20-2012, 04:24 PM
Uhh...ick.


:Broncos:

Aftermath
04-20-2012, 04:24 PM
I love me some vagina.

Gerry Mandering
04-20-2012, 04:28 PM
Bronco_Beerslug is a ****ing rat!!!

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1367836&postcount=22

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1348375&postcount=67

Lycan
04-20-2012, 04:29 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lswzgaJBCN1qafrh6.gif

Archer81
04-20-2012, 04:30 PM
This thread is about vagina.

Not rats. Silly ass.

:Broncos:

Aftermath
04-20-2012, 04:31 PM
Bronco_Beerslug is a ****ing rat!!!

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1367836&postcount=22

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1348375&postcount=67

I don't know who either of you are, BUT, eat my asshole!!

Rabb
04-20-2012, 04:31 PM
I am guessing given the chance, most here won't be choosey

Bronco_Beerslug
04-20-2012, 04:31 PM
Bronco_Beerslug is a ****ing rat!!!

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1367836&postcount=22

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1348375&postcount=67

Being "stalked" by Drama LLama and all his aliases, excellent! Ha!

I am guessing given the chance, most here won't be choosey I'm guessing most anywhere wouldn't be choosy :)

Requiem
04-20-2012, 04:47 PM
Gerry is definitely KARENIN.

JCMElway
04-20-2012, 09:29 PM
Didn't Karenin get banned?

oubronco
04-20-2012, 09:35 PM
Love me some pie

Dedhed
04-20-2012, 09:56 PM
My penis is color blind.

That One Guy
04-20-2012, 10:01 PM
Yeah... a red one would make me wonder what she had. You can't naturally make the thing look like it's on fire.

Dedhed
04-20-2012, 10:08 PM
Yeah... a red one would make me wonder what she had. You can't naturally make the thing look like it's on fire.

Never been with a real redhead?

Ratboy
04-20-2012, 10:11 PM
Pink... mmm

McDman
04-20-2012, 10:24 PM
I like blue waffles...

broncocalijohn
04-20-2012, 10:38 PM
I love me some vagina.

See, I think some guys here dont really care what color it is. Bob, for instance, finally got laid and the chick had a green panocha. Then again, he had no idea what color it was supposed to be in humans. His star wars alien girls were always different color.

Shananahan
04-20-2012, 10:47 PM
Don’t worry, vaginal bleach is not the same product you would use to do laundry with. (http://vaginalbleaching.org/)

McDman
04-20-2012, 10:48 PM
But seriously, google "Blue Waffles".

BroncoMan4ever
04-20-2012, 10:52 PM
as long as it is clean and well groomed, the color means very little to me.

Archer81
04-20-2012, 10:56 PM
But seriously, google "Blue Waffles".


That was disgusting.

And people in this board wonder why I like dudes. Heysoos DeCristo man...


:Broncos:

McDman
04-20-2012, 11:02 PM
That was disgusting.

And people in this board wonder why I like dudes. Heysoos DeCristo man...


:Broncos:

You know it turned you straight.

Archer81
04-20-2012, 11:04 PM
You know it turned you straight.


Yeah. Zombie vag is the gay cure.

...

:Broncos:

McDman
04-20-2012, 11:06 PM
Yeah. Zombie vag is the gay cure.

...

:Broncos:

Hahahahaha. Even though I have seen that picture more than once I still kind of gag when I see it.

Archer81
04-20-2012, 11:20 PM
Hahahahaha. Even though I have seen that picture more than once I still kind of gag when I see it.


I read your post. And I was like...well...it will be gross. But there is a slim chance its actually waffles that happen to be blue. I google it. I select a link. I wait as the page loads.

And it looked like a blown apart lotus flower in various hues of blue, pink and purple. I applaud the color choices...but the images made me yak.

:Broncos:

That One Guy
04-20-2012, 11:42 PM
Never been with a real redhead?

I haven't but I've seen them. The hair is different from the skin being red, though. I'd think disease if the skin itself were red.

BroncoMan4ever
04-21-2012, 12:01 AM
Ok, this clip is NSFW, but it is stupidly funny and have some relevance to this thread.

JUST TO REMIND-----NSFW-----DON'T SAY YOU WERE NOT WARNED


<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/P3pmwrtlDaY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

ghwk
04-21-2012, 12:04 AM
I wish I hadn't googled that. I am now blind.

Boobs McGee
04-21-2012, 12:14 AM
Tits or gtfo.

But seriously...I can say with absolute certainty that lip color in no way affects my love of the pussy. Vajay jay is vajay Jay.

Miss I.
04-21-2012, 12:24 AM
Um, when it said pink or red I thought this was going to be not about what it turned out to be about. WTF is next? OT: 10 or 12 or 2 or 1? The sizes guys say they are versus what they actually are.

Requiem
04-21-2012, 12:26 AM
Um, when it said pink or red I thought this was going to be not about what it turned out to be about. WTF is next? OT: 10 or 12 or 2 or 1? The sizes guys say they are versus what they actually are.

14. :wave:

Blueflame
04-21-2012, 12:36 AM
I read your post. And I was like...well...it will be gross. But there is a slim chance its actually waffles that happen to be blue. I google it. I select a link. I wait as the page loads.

And it looked like a blown apart lotus flower in various hues of blue, pink and purple. I applaud the color choices...but the images made me yak.

:Broncos:

Like you, I was like... well... it will be gross. And then I was like... "should I google that?" And my brain was like... :nono:.


So I didn't... Ha!

(learned my lesson years ago with "goatse")

gunns
04-21-2012, 12:48 AM
But seriously, google "Blue Waffles".

Seriously, don't. It's so disgusting.

Archer81
04-21-2012, 01:33 AM
Um, when it said pink or red I thought this was going to be not about what it turned out to be about. WTF is next? OT: 10 or 12 or 2 or 1? The sizes guys say they are versus what they actually are.

good rule of thumb. whatever he says divided by 2. then subtract .50. voila! you have real penis size.


:Broncos:

No1BroncoFan
04-21-2012, 01:41 AM
Seriously, don't. It's so disgusting.

It's also (most likely) a hoax:
http://womenshealthfoundation.org/blog/?p=2336

Archer81
04-21-2012, 01:43 AM
14. :wave:


6.5.

:wave:

:Broncos:

Blueflame
04-21-2012, 01:59 AM
Photoshopping vulvas, talk about expanding your resume...

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Men Prefer Pink Female Genitals to Red, Study Finds (http://news.yahoo.com/men-prefer-pink-female-genitals-red-study-finds-185604363.html)
By Stephanie Pappas | LiveScience.com – 3 hrs ago

Red lips, red hearts, red negligees — there's no doubt that red is a seductive color. A common explanation for the sexiness of red suggests that men are attracted to the color because it reminds them of genital arousal, much as the red swellings on female baboons' bottoms signal receptivity to male baboons.

But this folk theory doesn't hold up to the harsh light of science, a new study finds. In fact, men are more attracted to pink genitals than red.

"It's too simplistic to basically say, 'Oh well, our closest primate relatives have these genital swellings and therefore men are reacting to red coloring,'" said study researcher Sarah Johns, anthropologist at the University of Kent. Instead, the appeal of red must lie elsewhere, Johns told LiveScience.

Seductive red

If red clothing or lipstick acts as a proxy for genitals, it stands to reason that men would prefer redder vulvas on women, Johns said. But no one had ever tested whether they actually do. So she and her colleagues decided to find out. [5 Myths About Women's Bodies (http://us.lrd.yahoo.com/_ylt=AoFkf8WWS0RgH4v7_qpwRaMbANEA;_ylu=X3oDMTFuaXB waHNvBG1pdANBcnRpY2xlIEJvZHkEcG9zAzIEc2VjA01lZGlhQ XJ0aWNsZUJvZHlUZW1wQXNzZW1ibHk-;_ylg=X3oDMTA1bmkzZDc4BHRlc3QD;_ylv=0/SIG=12e1j5rup/EXP=1336168988/**http%3A//www.livescience.com/13553-5-myths-women-bodies.html)]

The researchers first needed some similar, non-pornographic pictures of female genitals, a task that was "quite difficult," Johns said. Finally, they found a website set up so that women could anonymously submit photographs of their vulvas as part of a project meant to educate women on the diversity of genitals and improve self-esteem. The researchers picked four similarly angled photos and retouched each of them into pale pink, light pink, dark pink and red.

"We were really careful to make sure that the re-coloring looked natural," Johns said.

Ranking red

The researchers then asked 40 heterosexual men to look at all 16 images in random order and rank them on a 0-to-100 scale of attractiveness. The results showed that instead of preferring red, the men actually showed the least preference for red vulvas.

"It basically showed that there was no different between the three pinkish shades, but the reddish shade was ranked significantly less attractive," Johns said. She and her colleagues published their research April 6 in the journal PLoS ONE.

CONT...

There's a very logical explanation for the results of this study that involves female cycles and related social taboos. The color red in that part of the female anatomy = "oops, maybe next week."

Shananahan
04-21-2012, 02:24 AM
There's a very logical explanation for the results of this study that involves female cycles and related social taboos. The color red in that part of the female anatomy = "oops, maybe next week."
What's that say about bleached vaginas, then?

Blueflame
04-21-2012, 02:30 AM
What's that say about bleached vaginas, then?

Can't say that I'm at all familiar with the subject of bleached vaginas.... so I have no clue...

Shananahan
04-21-2012, 02:33 AM
Can't say that I'm at all familiar with the subject of bleached vaginas.... so I have no clue...
Might as well just wear a t-shirt that says 'I HAVE A FILTHY VAGINA' with a comment like that.

Don’t worry, vaginal bleach is not the same product you would use to do laundry with. (http://vaginalbleaching.org/)

Blueflame
04-21-2012, 02:41 AM
Might as well just wear a t-shirt that says 'I HAVE A FILTHY VAGINA' with a comment like that.

Might as well just wear a t-shirt that says "I"M A HO" if you think enough people are going to see your vagina... that bleach is necessary.

When one's in a mutually-exclusive monogamous relationship, daily hygiene practices are generally sufficient.

Shananahan
04-21-2012, 02:48 AM
Oh I guess I didn't even read that link I posted beyond the great first line. I was referring to the stuff discussed here (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/12/vagina-bleaching-ad_n_1420825.html), which apparently lightens the skin color or something.

Blueflame
04-21-2012, 02:54 AM
Oh I guess I didn't even read that link I posted beyond the great first line. I was referring to the stuff discussed here (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/12/vagina-bleaching-ad_n_1420825.html), which apparently lightens the skin color or something.

But why worry about lightening skin color unless one's an aspiring porn star or somesuch? Most married people do it in the dark anyways... lol

Shananahan
04-21-2012, 03:09 AM
"Turns the lights out, honey. My vagina's not white anymore."

Blueflame
04-21-2012, 03:17 AM
"Turns the lights out, honey. My vagina's not white anymore."

Uh... vaginas are not supposed to be "white"...

Perhaps your post was intended as a caption for Venus de Milo.

McDman
04-21-2012, 06:39 AM
Um, when it said pink or red I thought this was going to be not about what it turned out to be about. WTF is next? OT: 10 or 12 or 2 or 1? The sizes guys say they are versus what they actually are.

I'm a solid 12".... Around!

McDman
04-21-2012, 06:42 AM
It's also (most likely) a hoax:
http://womenshealthfoundation.org/blog/?p=2336

I went back for a good look and it could be fake. I've never looked at it for more than .5 seconds before.

Requiem
04-21-2012, 07:40 AM
6.5.

:wave:

:Broncos:

Haha, your math is pretty much dead on. I hear 6.5 is above average. Way ahead of the curve for most gingers. Hilarious!

At least I don't gots a curvy penis!

Archer81
04-21-2012, 10:10 AM
Haha, your math is pretty much dead on. I hear 6.5 is above average. Way ahead of the curve for most gingers. Hilarious!

At least I don't gots a curvy penis!


A slight, upward curve is ideal. Just saying.

And this my friends is how to penis jack a thread about vagina. Which sounds dirty but isnt. My intentions are pure.

:Broncos:

BroncoMan4ever
04-21-2012, 10:49 AM
Um, when it said pink or red I thought this was going to be not about what it turned out to be about. WTF is next? OT: 10 or 12 or 2 or 1? The sizes guys say they are versus what they actually are.

Isn't there a rule for dudes claiming junk size? Similar to the rule of 3 thing for how many sex partners a person has had.

Miss I.
04-21-2012, 10:56 AM
6.5.

:wave:

:Broncos:

Hell that would still be better than normal. :curtsey:

Archer81
04-21-2012, 10:57 AM
Isn't there a rule for dudes claiming junk size? Similar to the rule of 3 thing for how many sex partners a person has had.


Divide number said by 2, subtract .50 an inch from divided total. Real size.

Now partners is the rule of three. If he says 6, divide by 3, you get 2. Unless its a gay dude saying it. Then its true.

:Broncos:

Archer81
04-21-2012, 10:59 AM
Hell that would still be better than normal. :curtsey:


Not always about length, anyway. Its about girth. Usually.

:Broncos:

Miss I.
04-21-2012, 11:01 AM
Not always about length, anyway. Its about girth. Usually.

:Broncos:

Agreed. Also the curve thing too. That curve really hits the spot, the g spot that is. :egbgb:

Archer81
04-21-2012, 11:04 AM
Agreed. Also the curve thing too. That curve really hits the spot, the g spot that is. :egbgb:


I am glad we add to the cultural complexity that is the Mane.


:Broncos:

Miss I.
04-21-2012, 11:09 AM
I am glad we add to the cultural complexity that is the Mane.


:Broncos:

Let me just add a little more. I am drunk in Sweden with lovely Swedish men to respectfully admire

McDman
04-21-2012, 11:47 AM
Let me just add a little more. I am drunk in Sweden with lovely Swedish men to respectfully admire

Swedish men aren't manly enough.

Skinny little girly men.

broncosteven
04-21-2012, 12:14 PM
My penis is color blind.

I thought it was all pink on the inside.











I didn't read the whole thread so forgive me if someone else beat me to the punch.

Drunken.Broncoholic
04-21-2012, 12:16 PM
Curved penises are the equivolant of beefy lipped vaginas. Beef curtains are just wrong

oubronco
04-21-2012, 12:20 PM
http://memecreator.net/redditors-wife/showimage.php/615/He-wont-taste-my-blue-waffle.jpg

broncosteven
04-21-2012, 12:30 PM
Swedish men aren't manly enough.

Skinny little girly men.

I agree, us Norwegians are much more manly, though I prove to be an exception to that rule. I am much more smarter than a Swede though.

McDman
04-21-2012, 12:44 PM
I agree, us Norwegians are much more manly, though I prove to be an exception to that rule. I am much more smarter than a Swede though.

I'm Scottish and Danish. Basically a badass highland Viking.

Heyneck
04-21-2012, 12:51 PM
pink!!! like a 18-25 pink one... after that pink just vanishes away from all the use....

BroncoMan4ever
04-21-2012, 01:54 PM
Let me just add a little more. I am drunk in Sweden with lovely Swedish men to respectfully admire

I don't know about the men there, but if you have a thing for really hot tall blonde women that place is like mecca.

BroncoMan4ever
04-21-2012, 01:58 PM
Curved penises are the equivolant of beefy lipped vaginas. Beef curtains are just wrong

Dude a dong that curves upward really hits the spot in the ladies. So don't talk **** about curved *****.

I really cant believe we are talking about dick and vag on a broncos message boatd

broncosteven
04-21-2012, 02:37 PM
Dude a dong that curves upward really hits the spot in the ladies. So don't talk **** about curved *****.

I really cant believe we are talking about dick and vag on a broncos message boatd

This is the same team that had players like Plummer and Cutler so I don't see it being out of place.

Heyneck
04-21-2012, 02:39 PM
This is the same team that had players like Plummer and Cutler so I don't see it being out of place.

Hilarious!

Requiem
04-21-2012, 03:20 PM
A slight, upward curve is ideal. Just saying.

And this my friends is how to penis jack a thread about vagina. Which sounds dirty but isnt. My intentions are pure.

:Broncos:

Top part of my unit is thick and bangin' boy. Don't want Miss I. to get too excited though, can we go back to talking about vaginas?

Back in my hometown and am on the prowl. Good looking Asians and Hispanics movin' here these days. It's going down tonight. :yayaya:

Man-Goblin
04-21-2012, 04:26 PM
Uh... vaginas are not supposed to be "white"...

Perhaps your post was intended as a caption for Venus de Milo.

If you find the white vagina, it's like finding the all brown M&M bag.

Gort
04-21-2012, 04:32 PM
If you find the white vagina, it's like finding the all brown M&M bag.

http://vitascope.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/gregory-peck-as-captain-ahab-moby-dick.jpg

Man-Goblin
04-21-2012, 04:41 PM
http://vitascope.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/gregory-peck-as-captain-ahab-moby-dick.jpg

Heh.

Don't **** with me now, man. I am Ahab.

Blueflame
04-21-2012, 04:50 PM
Heh.

Don't **** with me now, man. I am Ahab.

LOL But Captain Ahab was in search of Moby Dick... :~ohyah!:

Chris
04-21-2012, 05:12 PM
All things bright and beautiful
All vajs great and small
All things bright and wonderful
I hope I bang them all

oubronco
04-21-2012, 05:21 PM
Top part of my unit is thick and bangin' boy. Don't want Miss I. to get too excited though, can we go back to talking about vaginas?

Back in my hometown and am on the prowl. Good looking Asians and Hispanics movin' here these days. It's going down tonight. :yayaya:

That's what she said

BroncoMan4ever
04-21-2012, 11:06 PM
Divide number said by 2, subtract .50 an inch from divided total. Real size.

Now partners is the rule of three. If he says 6, divide by 3, you get 2. Unless its a gay dude saying it. Then its true.

:Broncos:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-40Zy4_mx6k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Man-Goblin
04-21-2012, 11:55 PM
LOL But Captain Ahab was in search of Moby Dick... :~ohyah!:

Actually, the white whale. Which I have no problem admitting...wait, what are we talking about again?

loborugger
04-22-2012, 01:06 AM
Um, when it said pink or red I thought this was going to be not about what it turned out to be about. WTF is next? OT: 10 or 12 or 2 or 1? The sizes guys say they are versus what they actually are.

As it would turn it, my junk is exactly the right dimension it needs to be to please me. Amazing how that works. :)

Miss I.
04-22-2012, 03:02 AM
As it would turn it, my junk is exactly the right dimension it needs to be to please me. Amazing how that works. :)

Eh size is not my main deal. It's whether they know how to use it and the correct input locations :curtsey:

McDman
04-22-2012, 06:02 AM
Eh size is not my main deal. It's whether they know how to use it and the correct input locations :curtsey:

Where do I put it? Teach me!

Bronco_Beerslug
04-22-2012, 07:41 PM
Eh size is not my main deal. It's whether they know how to use it and the correct input locations :curtsey:
Whoa, after all these years I thought ALL the "input locations" on women were "correct" :)

Requiem
04-22-2012, 07:49 PM
Eh size is not my main deal. It's whether they know how to use it and the correct input locations :curtsey:

You haven't been laid since the Great Depression.

Miss I.
04-22-2012, 10:01 PM
You haven't been laid since the Great Depression.

Why the **** are you being such an asshole? As my pal fitzy would say, GFY

Archer81
04-22-2012, 10:45 PM
You know I wonder if women have red/pink penis preferences.


:Broncos:

Bronco_Beerslug
04-22-2012, 11:03 PM
You know I wonder if women have red/pink penis preferences.
:Broncos:
I'm sure I haven't seen as many as you have but aren't they all kinda.... not pink or red?

You haven't been laid since the Great Depression.Yeah, that's not called for. Uhh

broncocalijohn
04-23-2012, 12:48 AM
As it would turn it, my junk is exactly the right dimension it needs to be to please me. Amazing how that works. :)

small hands, huh?

Why the **** are you being such an a-hole? As my pal fitzy would say, GFY

No kidding. She would have to be around 100 years old. Try Vietnam War, much closer. Miss I, I will apologize for him. You are not a day over 60.

Archer81
04-23-2012, 03:15 AM
I'm sure I haven't seen as many as you have but aren't they all kinda.... not pink or red?


Actually, during the course of sexual activity the penis changes color, usually darkening the closer to climax it gets.

And that includes shades of red, purple and pink, all dependent on that particular man's coloring.

:Broncos: