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That One Guy
04-18-2012, 10:01 PM
I was just reading an article about the most unhealthy chain burgers and it got me thinking about how my accomplishments rank. I'm a happy fat guy but my wife gripes a lot so I've recently gotten a new BBQ grill and I'm gonna work towards less fried foods and whatnot. I probably won't be trying anything people happen to mention but I'm curious how bad things get. I've seen some of those things on the Man vs Food show but I'm curious what people have actually eaten.

My "meh" moment was a... 2-3 lb burger in Warsaw Missouri called a cow patty. Everyone was acting like it was a feat but I thought it was just a big burger, nothing too impressive.

My pride moment is one I had at an aptly named restaurant in West Palm Beach called the Grease Bar. The burger was the Grease Beast. Their online menu describes it as

A Grease original not for the faint of heart. Our signature Cheeseburger
stacked between 2 Bacon & Grilled Cheese Sandwiches, piled high with
french fries & onion rings, Ranch Dressing, Cheese Sauce

It was a big burger to start with but the rest just put it over the top. The grilled cheeses were greasy as could be, the french fries and onion rings on the same burger seemed a bit much, but the absurd amount of ranch dressing and cheese sauce it had actually gagged me at one point. It's just two flavors that don't go together well and there was just SO MUCH. I can't complain about the bacon that was in it.

So what have you guys tried that would make your cardiologist cringe? Anything we're all missing out on?

BowlenBall
04-18-2012, 10:08 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Q4wmn_okO7Y/TbA0o3cBljI/AAAAAAAAAB0/kelg7vRyDuE/s1600/cheetos2.jpg

Archer81
04-18-2012, 10:09 PM
In El Paso I ate refried porkfat. It sounds gross...but its so ****ing good.

And once (20th birthday) I ate 45 beef and chicken tacos. I almost exploded.

:Broncos:

Requiem
04-18-2012, 10:14 PM
I ate out a 34 year old woman who had more hair on her meow mix than Cat Stevens did on his head.

That One Guy
04-18-2012, 10:17 PM
In El Paso I ate refried porkfat. It sounds gross...but its so ****ing good.

And once (20th birthday) I ate 45 beef and chicken tacos. I almost exploded.

:Broncos:

Is refried porkfat those crackling things I've heard about?

And 45 tacos... man... I thought I was accomplishing something to do the 50 wings at Hooters. 45 tacos is an accomplishment...

That One Guy
04-18-2012, 10:17 PM
I ate out a 34 year old woman who had more hair on her meow mix than Cat Stevens did on his head.

While not what we were going for... your description might qualify you for the most unhealthy, surely.

errand
04-18-2012, 10:22 PM
I ate out a 34 year old woman who had more hair on her meow mix than Cat Stevens did on his head.

Damn dude! That's a lot of hair......LOL!

Requiem
04-18-2012, 10:24 PM
Damn dude! That's a lot of hair......LOL!

Ooh, baby baby it was a wild wooooooom.

Archer81
04-18-2012, 10:43 PM
I ate out a 34 year old woman who had more hair on her meow mix than Cat Stevens did on his head.


That's interesting. I once met a guy with Don King's fro growing out of his asscrack...and well...

*Edit for sanity of straight's that frequent the board. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Non pointy knees. Bacon. chocolate and peanut butter.*

I can empathize with a cat now.

True story.

:Broncos:

hookemhess
04-18-2012, 10:44 PM
That's interesting. I once met a guy with Don King's fro growing out of his asscrack...and well...

*Edit for sanity of straight's that frequent the board. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Non pointy knees. Bacon. chocolate and peanut butter.*

I can empathize with a cat now.

True story.

:Broncos:

http://i.imgur.com/P79tv.gif

Archer81
04-18-2012, 10:45 PM
Is refried porkfat those crackling things I've heard about?

And 45 tacos... man... I thought I was accomplishing something to do the 50 wings at Hooters. 45 tacos is an accomplishment...


Oh man. Moving was painful. All because I decided winning a bet for $10 was worth the three days of indigestion and world shattering ripped ass it created.

Never again.

:Broncos:

canadianbroncosfan
04-18-2012, 11:01 PM
When I was 16 and working a McDonalds we had a Chicken McNugget eating competition. I did 41 or 42 however I placed the third. The winner finished three 20 piece McNugget baskets and then had two apple pies for dessert.

Anikai
04-18-2012, 11:25 PM
I smoked a bunch of hash on thanksgiving and ate an entire 3lb bag of knockoff fruity pebbles.

Chris
04-18-2012, 11:35 PM
9 deep fried cheese balls the size of baseballs with cokes and jalapeno poppers in about 3 minutes.

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
04-18-2012, 11:54 PM
40 hot wings at hooters during the wing Wednesday all you can eat.

broncocalijohn
04-19-2012, 12:33 AM
I ate out a 34 year old woman who had more hair on her meow mix than Cat Stevens did on his head.

Stop bitchin. You had nature's dental floss.

myMind
04-19-2012, 12:39 AM
At least no can wonder why we're the second fattest nation in the world.
If people dont medicate with drugs, T.V, or sex...it's food...and if you dont medicate at all? **** you! What wrong with you? ;)

Broncojef
04-19-2012, 01:11 AM
First night in country (Turkey) I ate the mixed grill in Instanbull... No telling what was in that or what I was thinking at the time. Actualy any of the food I ate in Turkey the two years I was stationed there probably would make me gag now.

Taco John
04-19-2012, 01:23 AM
I ate one of those doughnut cheeseburgers to celebrate something or other sometime. It was awful. Only once for the experience.

Bob's your Information Minister
04-19-2012, 01:25 AM
The other day I thought vienna sausages and baconnaise would taste good. A couple bites of that and I realized I had wasted 6 bucks.

As for things I finished:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wosEZOJ58DM/SfUjGn5Yj_I/AAAAAAAAAlQ/l21zPfF0ARw/s400/Deep+Fried+Oreo.2.jpg

And no, I did not get fat again.

bendog
04-19-2012, 11:05 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0492492/

Ray Finkle
04-19-2012, 11:08 AM
3 Cheesesteaks from Jim's Steaks in Philly......so good but you can feel your heart stopping while eating it.

alkemical
04-19-2012, 11:10 AM
does tainted food count?

oubronco
04-19-2012, 11:14 AM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRI2yGjOsRe9AnIThpSGSKSLoGWcuV7C JebxRW2kD2UGq5_VkCFKPxk67-j7g

BroncsRule
04-19-2012, 11:14 AM
a full pint of nice, cold sausage gravy - straight out of the fridge. When I was 11 or 12 - on a bet. A really lame, $1 or $2 bet from my cousin.

lolcopter
04-19-2012, 11:15 AM
http://www.kfc.com/doubledown/images/doubledown.jpg

crush17
04-19-2012, 11:16 AM
40 hot wings at hooters during the wing Wednesday all you can eat.

probably around 8000 calories right there

Rabb
04-19-2012, 11:16 AM
Probably any bag of fries I have ever had from 5 guys

TonyR
04-19-2012, 11:29 AM
Probably any bag of fries I have ever had from 5 guys

Those fries are great, they give you far too much, and I usually find myself finishing all of them. I wish they'd cut the price, and the portion, in half!

Rabb
04-19-2012, 11:32 AM
Those fries are great, they give you far too much, and I usually find myself finishing all of them. I wish they'd cut the price, and the portion, in half!

I always tell people it's pointless to order anything but the smallest one because it's always an enormous bag of them. God I love that place.

lolcopter
04-19-2012, 11:32 AM
^
forreal, half a bag of those fries are more than enough

Like the Cajun ones myself

alkemical
04-19-2012, 11:40 AM
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k82/amesj523/expanded-cinema-data-garden-242.jpg
does 8 hits of acid count?

bendog
04-19-2012, 11:45 AM
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k82/amesj523/expanded-cinema-data-garden-242.jpg
does 8 hits of acid count?

Ah, that's not unhealthy. It's good for ya.

Chris
04-19-2012, 11:48 AM
I drank a shot glass worth of bubble fluid when I was a kid and barfed about three seconds later. First time I remember barfing.

alkemical
04-19-2012, 11:54 AM
Ah, that's not unhealthy. It's good for ya.

Thanks Mr. Snuffleupagus!

55CrushEm
04-19-2012, 12:15 PM
A stinky vagina.

55CrushEm
04-19-2012, 12:16 PM
When my best friend's dad was a kid, he (his dad, not my friend).....used to eat butter by the stick.

True.

Powderaddict
04-19-2012, 12:29 PM
Horse steaks were pretty nasty.

Someone gave me some terrible deer recently.

But the worst is a tie between Natto, and a Durian fruit smoothy.

Edited: damn you autocorrect

That One Guy
04-19-2012, 12:50 PM
3 Cheesesteaks from Jim's Steaks in Philly......so good but you can feel your heart stopping while eating it.

Don't know the place. Just greasy, loaded with yummies, or what?

That One Guy
04-19-2012, 12:52 PM
http://www.kfc.com/doubledown/images/doubledown.jpg

I was pretty disappointed with that. They should've crisped up the chicken or something. It was just a soggy mess.

That One Guy
04-19-2012, 12:55 PM
a full pint of nice, cold sausage gravy - straight out of the fridge. When I was 11 or 12 - on a bet. A really lame, $1 or $2 bet from my cousin.

Yikes. I love some sausage gravy but that's iffy - especially cold.

If it makes it any better, I downed like 4 of the burger king ranch tubs for a quarter once. I made it about 10 minutes before the belly started bubbling. With the lovely family I have, that's now become a family story...

That One Guy
04-19-2012, 12:57 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRI2yGjOsRe9AnIThpSGSKSLoGWcuV7C JebxRW2kD2UGq5_VkCFKPxk67-j7g

I don't even know what to say to that...

That One Guy
04-19-2012, 12:58 PM
Some people have also reminded me of another habit I had in my army days in Colorado. When I missed the dining facility, I'd drive out to McDonalds on academy and order 5 double cheeseburgers and 5 chicken sandwiches off the dollar menu. I could usually have about 5 done before I made it to the gate and the other 5 done before I made it to my room.

That One Guy
04-19-2012, 12:59 PM
Horse steaks were pretty nasty.

Someone gave me some terrible deer recently.

But the worst is a tie between Natto, and a Syrian fruit smoothy.

That's disappointing about horse. I wanted to try it sometime and have heard decent things.

And I've never heard of bad deer... maybe it was damaged or rotten?

canadianbroncosfan
04-19-2012, 12:59 PM
I don't think anyone here has topped the fellas at epicmealtime.com

g6matty
04-19-2012, 01:00 PM
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/524456_10150831936662018_764447017_11730298_196923 010_n.jpg

Rohirrim
04-19-2012, 01:01 PM
Vegemite. If some Aussie tries to pawn that **** off on you, hit him.

That One Guy
04-19-2012, 01:02 PM
I don't think anyone here has topped the fellas at epicmealtime.com

Much like man vs food, it's one thing to do things for the publicity around it. It's another to make a terrible decision just because you're hungry.

That One Guy
04-19-2012, 01:04 PM
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/524456_10150831936662018_764447017_11730298_196923 010_n.jpg

That looks awesome.

That One Guy
04-19-2012, 01:04 PM
Vegemite. If some Aussie tries to pawn that **** off on you, hit him.

LOL

I'll add that to that scottish gut pie or whatever.

Ray Finkle
04-19-2012, 01:12 PM
Probably any bag of fries I have ever had from 5 guys

The small bag is more than enough for me, my wife, and 2 girls......they're all vegetarians yet they want to always go there....

cmhargrove
04-19-2012, 01:14 PM
The first thing that comes to mind was sampling several deep fried candy bars from a carnie vendor at the State Fair. Damn, I never knew I had a gall bladder until then. For about 2 hours, I was sure I also became diabetic.

Just don't, that's my advice.

BroncoBeavis
04-19-2012, 01:15 PM
Vegemite. If some Aussie tries to pawn that **** off on you, hit him.

I've always wanted to try it. I see you can get it on Amazon. Might have to pull the trigger just to say I did.

Rohirrim
04-19-2012, 01:17 PM
In Gloucester, Mass. I ate a serving of fried clams, and then proceeded to barf them out the whole night long. Thought I was going to die.

canadianbroncosfan
04-19-2012, 01:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCxFn3sAw68

This is the one they made for last year's Super Bowl, the Sloppy Roethlisberger

Tom G
04-19-2012, 01:20 PM
Yeah.

1. Haggis in Scotland

2. "Sea cucumber" (it's actally a sea slug) in China

3. Bacon grease served with fried mystery meat in Georgia

55CrushEm
04-19-2012, 01:21 PM
In Gloucester, Mass. I ate a serving of fried clams, and then proceeded to barf them out the whole night long. Thought I was going to die.

Gloucester, MA.....

:thumbsup:

Beantown Bronco
04-19-2012, 01:27 PM
I just managed to snag some footage of Bob in the cafeteria earlier today:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DZN4r8p6KbU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Rohirrim
04-19-2012, 01:32 PM
Gloucester, MA.....

:thumbsup:

My whole family (mother's side) is from Magnolia. That's where my great grandfather's blacksmith shop was. Still is, actually. Now it's a house. My great uncles built all the stone walls and the stone church up there. ;D

ghwk
04-19-2012, 01:35 PM
Vegemite. If some Aussie tries to pawn that **** off on you, hit him.

Damn! That was gonna be my contribution as well. Nasty nasty stuff but the Aussies love it. I heard Marmite is just as foul.

crowebomber
04-19-2012, 01:46 PM
When I was a kid I remember going to Long John Silver's right by my middle school and ordering Hush Puppies and a side of "crumbs." It only cost 50 cents for the Hush Puppies (fried dough) and the basket of crumbs were free, which were just the greasy, deep fried batter that ended up at the bottom of the warmers. We would cover the crumbs in ketchup and eat with a fork.

UberBroncoMan
04-19-2012, 01:48 PM
http://allsecretrestaurantrecipes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/outback-steakhouse-aussie-cheese-fries-recipe.jpg

From Outback

alkemical
04-19-2012, 01:49 PM
When I was a kid I remember going to Long John Silver's right by my middle school and ordering Hush Puppies and a side of "crumbs." It only cost 50 cents for the Hush Puppies (fried dough) and the basket of crumbs were free, which were just the greasy, deep fried batter that ended up at the bottom of the warmers. We would cover the crumbs in ketchup and eat with a fork.

Dude...i was there too.

We had this one for a bit too:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Treacher%27s

That One Guy
04-19-2012, 01:58 PM
http://allsecretrestaurantrecipes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/outback-steakhouse-aussie-cheese-fries-recipe.jpg

From Outback

That's pretty much the go-to appetizer for my family. The local joint we frequent has that then throws on a half dozen chicken tenders and buffalo sauces everything.

HorseHead
04-19-2012, 02:04 PM
One of those things from KFC, with the mashed potatoes, chicken, corn, gravy and cheese.."Amazing Bowls"..something like that.

They really should top it with Lipitor..

Powderaddict
04-19-2012, 02:27 PM
That's disappointing about horse. I wanted to try it sometime and have heard decent things.

And I've never heard of bad deer... maybe it was damaged or rotten?

Some of the people liked it (A friends horse broke it's leg, they butchered it), I just didn't.

The deer meat was fine, it was just not a good animal. It was male, older, in the rut, and who knows what else. It's game meat, so it's inconsistant from one animal to the next,

And it should have said Durian fruit smoothy. Durian is some nasty, nasty stuff.