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TheReverend
04-18-2012, 09:32 PM
So I've finally found a way to make twitter interesting for myself... Book promotion aside, I'm going to do what I do best and use it as a vehicle to take shots at the people that deserve it lol.

Here's a couple of my favorites before this revelation dawned on me:

Referencing Warren Sapp's new bankruptcy issue:

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/TwitterLolz.png




Steelers throwback Jerseys and Harrison's homophobia in one:

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/Harrison.png



And our favorite Women's Rights advocate:

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/MarshallLolz.png

I'll try to update this thread on a daily basis when I feel compelled to make fun of someone (which honestly is about every hour), but feel free to follow me on there too :)

Archer81
04-18-2012, 09:43 PM
Oh lawd...


:Broncos:

Vegas_Bronco
04-18-2012, 09:46 PM
....give them the gaddafi treatment Rev!

PRBronco
04-18-2012, 09:48 PM
Hahaha I'm on board with this.

Archer81
04-18-2012, 09:48 PM
So what happens when Marshall and Harrison go on one man rampages through Chicago and Pittsburgh?

Hillarity. Thats what.

:Broncos:

IHaveALight
04-18-2012, 10:08 PM
Apparently the @imadick handle was allready in use.

Requiem
04-18-2012, 10:10 PM
Apparently the @imadick handle was allready in use.

But I hear @donthaveadick is still available. Have you joined Twitter? :kiss:

BowlenBall
04-18-2012, 10:16 PM
Awesome... simply awesome.

Does Eddie Kennison have a twitter account?

IHaveALight
04-18-2012, 10:18 PM
But I hear @donthaveadick is still available. Have you joined Twitter? :kiss:

So that's what I was supposed to be using my dick for all this time. BRB while I go slam @cromartie for spreading his seed again.

Requiem
04-18-2012, 10:20 PM
So that's what I was supposed to be using my dick for all this time. BRB while I go slam @cromartie for spreading his seed again.

I love you.

TheReverend
04-18-2012, 10:30 PM
Apparently the @imadick handle was allready in use.

Pshhh.

This is justice.

Drunken.Broncoholic
04-18-2012, 10:37 PM
Pshhh.

This is justice.

Layin justice with a shirtless pic? Well at least it wasn't a self mirror portrait.

canadianbroncosfan
04-18-2012, 10:45 PM
Rev, you need to follow more Broncos than just Doom!

canadianbroncosfan
04-18-2012, 10:46 PM
Layin justice with a shirtless pic? Well at least it wasn't a self mirror portrait.

I'm actually surprised :~ohyah!:

Ratboy
04-18-2012, 10:47 PM
lol, nice.

Baba Booey
04-18-2012, 10:48 PM
I find your twitter to be most excellent, Rev. Keep up the good work.

Also, follow me @d_piece.

That One Guy
04-18-2012, 10:49 PM
I keep getting caught... wasn't Patrick Turley the guy that played for the Rams and went nuts on everyone?

BowlenBall
04-18-2012, 11:07 PM
I keep getting caught... wasn't Patrick Turley the guy that played for the Rams and went nuts on everyone?

I thought Patrick Turley was the actor who played Bobby Ewing and The Man From Atlantis....

http://www.erikschubach.com/images/blog/man-from-atlantis.jpg

IHaveALight
04-18-2012, 11:08 PM
I keep getting caught... wasn't Patrick Turley the guy that played for the Rams and went nuts on everyone?


That's Kyle Turley. I think you might be onto something though.

TheRev and Kyle Turley, one in the same.

Anikai
04-18-2012, 11:19 PM
You're just trolling around on Twitter shirtless, at least you don't have duckface.

That One Guy
04-18-2012, 11:32 PM
That's Kyle Turley. I think you might be onto something though.

TheRev and Kyle Turley, one in the same.

Awesome. Thanks. Much like a song that gets stuck in your head, I kept thinking "I swear that's the psychos name!" everytime I saw a Rev reference. It was driving me nuts.

TheReverend
04-19-2012, 06:47 AM
Awesome. Thanks. Much like a song that gets stuck in your head, I kept thinking "I swear that's the psychos name!" everytime I saw a Rev reference. It was driving me nuts.

Close. Kyles a Mormon so obviously he's craaaaaaaaazy

bfoflcommish
04-19-2012, 07:58 AM
So I've finally found a way to make twitter interesting for myself... Book promotion aside, I'm going to do what I do best and use it as a vehicle to take shots at the people that deserve it lol.

Here's a couple of my favorites before this revelation dawned on me:

Referencing Warren Sapp's new bankruptcy issue:

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/TwitterLolz.png




Steelers throwback Jerseys and Harrison's homophobia in one:

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/Harrison.png



And our favorite Women's Rights advocate:

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/MarshallLolz.png

I'll try to update this thread on a daily basis when I feel compelled to make fun of someone (which honestly is about every hour), but feel free to follow me on there too :)

And this is why I love twitter

Meck77
04-19-2012, 08:58 AM
Rev. The new gaffo. Buy my book! ;D

TheReverend
04-19-2012, 09:01 AM
Rev. The new gaffo. Buy my book! ;D

Oh boy, wait till late June.

Gort
04-19-2012, 09:09 AM
i don't twitter and never will, but are you able to goad these NFL players into responding? or do they have assistants who do all the actual computer work for them? you should have some fun at Alec Baldwin's expense... he's got... um... anger management issues. shouldn't be too hard to piss him off and get him ranting. or maybe somebody ought to register as JabarGaffneysCuz and have some fun at his expense (although i must admit, i liked Jabar when he was here and it would suck to find out your wife is boffing your cousin, so i have empathy for the guy).

hookemhess
04-19-2012, 09:11 AM
Wowww, brutal. Troll on.

http://i.imgur.com/Ar66b.png

TheReverend
04-19-2012, 09:12 AM
i don't twitter and never will, but are you able to goad these NFL players into responding? or do they have assistants who do all the actual computer work for them? you should have some fun at Alec Baldwin's expense... he's got... um... anger management issues. shouldn't be too hard to piss him off and get him ranting. or maybe somebody ought to register as JabarGaffneysCuz and have some fun at his expense (although i must admit, i liked Jabar when he was here and it would suck to find out your wife is boffing your cousin).

Sometimes.

Honestly I thought Pacman Jones would bite when I made fun of him and his street cred for tweeting about the Voice a dozen times.

Currently asked DJ Williams if he wants to grab some drinks after workouts and go for a ride and then hit up Beadles with, "Hey man, give me some insider info: Are you planning on blocking anyone this season?"

TheReverend
04-19-2012, 09:12 AM
Wowww, brutal.

http://i.imgur.com/Ar66b.png

Lol, I had fun with that one.

DENVERDUI55
04-19-2012, 09:19 AM
You're just trolling around on Twitter shirtless, at least you don't have duckface.

He forgot his affliction shirt in the tanning salon. Wait maybe it was a tight robbed v neck black T shirt. It's funny though listening to him talk sh@t.

TheReverend
04-19-2012, 09:21 AM
He forgot his affliction shirt in the tanning salon. Wait maybe it was a tight robbed v neck black T shirt. It's funny though listening to him talk sh@t.

Never had one and never been to a tanning salon. Cute try though.

Requiem
04-19-2012, 09:24 AM
I told David Bruton to get an interception and he retweeted it. THANKS DAVID!

Gort
04-19-2012, 09:26 AM
Sometimes.

Honestly I thought Pacman Jones would bite when I made fun of him and his street cred for tweeting about the Voice a dozen times.

Currently asked DJ Williams if he wants to grab some drinks after workouts and go for a ride and then hit up Beadles with, "Hey man, give me some insider info: Are you planning on blocking anyone this season?"

maybe you should aim your tweets at non-Broncos only. it's kind of bad form for a Broncos fan to be mocking somebody like Beadles who has only 2 seasons under his belt. can you re-direct your aim at the Raiders and Sparklers instead?

TheReverend
04-19-2012, 09:27 AM
maybe you should aim your tweets at non-Broncos only. it's kind of bad form for a Broncos fan to be mocking somebody like Beadles who has only 2 seasons under his belt. can you re-direct your aim at the Raiders and Sparklers instead?

No promises

Requiem
04-19-2012, 09:28 AM
Start tweet hating on Ayn Rand.

Gort
04-19-2012, 09:31 AM
also, somebody who is into updating wikipedia ought to replace that picture of him on his page where he is in Colts gear. we now have pics of him in Denver Broncos workout gear so somebody ought to change that page and remove all photos of him as a Colt. just to piss off those cow tippers in Indy. :)

TheReverend
04-19-2012, 09:44 AM
Couple more for fun over lunch

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/Cromartie-1.png

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/Janko.png

oubronco
04-19-2012, 09:50 AM
LOL

That One Guy
04-19-2012, 09:55 AM
Much better than the smooching the rear ends angle that you worked at first.

I second the increased barbs at non-Broncos but the DUI comment and such are fair game.

Play2win
04-19-2012, 10:05 AM
Apparently the @imadick handle was allready in use.

Michael_Hunt might be more appropriate.

DENVERDUI55
04-19-2012, 10:09 AM
Never had one and never been to a tanning salon. Cute try though.

Oh come on as big of an attention whore that you are you have had to have a busy T shirt maybe not the affliction brand but one that looks just like one. If not I'd bet you rock a Pink or maybe salmon colored shirt as some call them.

Gort
04-19-2012, 10:11 AM
other targets.

- Bunkley for going to the Saints only to promptly find out his new HC was suspended for the season.
- Gronkowski for publicly confessing his desire to have sex with Tebow.
- Royal for going to Sandy Eggo.
- Xanders for getting the pizza here late and cold.
- Brady for being Eli's bitch.

TheReverend
04-19-2012, 10:14 AM
Oh come on as big of an attention whore that you are you have had to have a busy T shirt maybe not the affliction brand but one that looks just like one. If not I'd bet you rock a Pink or maybe salmon colored shirt as some call them.

Okay man.

I can always tell the ugly and/or fat people by the way let something that has nothing to do with them personally immasculate them.

Btw, what was your old username and why'd you have to change it?

TheReverend
04-19-2012, 10:15 AM
other targets.

- Bunkley for going to the Saints only to promptly find out his new HC was suspended for the season.
- Gronkowski for publicly confessing his desire to have sex with Tebow.
- Royal for going to Sandy Eggo.
- Xanders for getting the pizza here late and cold.
- Brady for being Eli's b****.

Gronk and Tebow = done.

DENVERDUI55
04-19-2012, 10:59 AM
Okay man.

I can always tell the ugly and/or fat people by the way let something that has nothing to do with them personally immasculate them.

Btw, what was your old username and why'd you have to change it?

I'm Chris remember whoever that is. I enjoy fun with other peoples actions like this thread. Rev can dish it just can't take even the mildest form of it.

TheReverend
04-19-2012, 11:21 AM
I'm Chris remember whoever that is. I enjoy fun with other peoples actions like this thread. Rev can dish it just can't take even the mildest form of it.

Definitely not true. I love it when that happens.

What you don't understand is the "fun" part... You're not even mildly funny or accurate is all.

GL with the insecurities though! You're doing [the opposite of] great!

p7superfly
04-19-2012, 11:32 AM
Oh man...

I love it.

I would help but twitter is dangerous.

TheReverend
04-19-2012, 02:26 PM
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/DJ55.png

^ DJ being a great sport.

So far at least lol

hookemhess
04-19-2012, 02:30 PM
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/DJ55.png

^ DJ being a great sport.

So far at least lol

Or missing the joke.

schaaf
04-19-2012, 02:31 PM
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/DJ55.png

^ DJ being a great sport.

So far at least lol

Haha I figured he would be, he's a funny ****er, anyone read his stuff with Eddie? I'm thinking DJ thought he was a pussy

Miss I.
04-19-2012, 02:41 PM
I personally enjoyed the novel use of the dishwasher. ;D

That One Guy
04-19-2012, 02:51 PM
Haha I figured he would be, he's a funny ****er, anyone read his stuff with Eddie? I'm thinking DJ thought he was a p***Y

I must've missed the Eddie stuff. Recap?

schaaf
04-19-2012, 03:00 PM
I must've missed the Eddie stuff. Recap?

I'll just kinda summarize,

DJ sent him a message asking if he went to San Diego

Then Eddie responded with "ya you got your wish"

DJ replied with something like awesome now I'll get to beat your soft ass twice a year

Eddie then said what are you talking about you did that every practice

DJ finished with yeah but this will be for real.

IMO Eddie was trying to make it seem like joking around but DJ wasn't joking at all and this isn't the first time this has happened between these 2

BroncoMatt
04-19-2012, 06:54 PM
@bc_chamberlain (Byron Chamberlain) and @1_900_ayersjr (Robert Ayers) are my two favorite Broncos on twitter. They both interract regularly with other twitter users.

broncosteven
04-19-2012, 08:21 PM
That's Kyle Turley. I think you might be onto something though.

TheRev and Kyle Turley, one in the same.

Is it true Kyle Turley is down to 82 lbs?

hades
04-19-2012, 08:29 PM
@bc_chamberlain (Byron Chamberlain) and @1_900_ayersjr (Robert Ayers) are my two favorite Broncos on twitter. They both interract regularly with other twitter users.

Shannon Sharpe does too, but he tweets about 1,000,000 times a day! XXXBiBiJones is my favorite tho. zowie!