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Gort
04-12-2012, 09:40 AM
http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/zK7_ogTK5lHWZMe0kRyzRQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Y2g9MzM5O2NyPTE7Y3c9NTg3O2R4PTA7ZH k9MDtmaT11bGNyb3A7aD0zNjQ7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/152/2012/04/12/Screen-shot-2012-04-12-at-9-05-45-AM-png_140007.png

http://news.yahoo.com/monolith-object-mars-could-call-214004772.html

:)

Taco John
04-12-2012, 09:44 AM
http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/zK7_ogTK5lHWZMe0kRyzRQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Y2g9MzM5O2NyPTE7Y3c9NTg3O2R4PTA7ZH k9MDtmaT11bGNyb3A7aD0zNjQ7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/152/2012/04/12/Screen-shot-2012-04-12-at-9-05-45-AM-png_140007.png

http://news.yahoo.com/monolith-object-mars-could-call-214004772.html

:)

It's towering, whatever it is... Looks to be the size of a skyscraper.

Gort
04-12-2012, 09:47 AM
It's towering, whatever it is... Looks to be the size of a skyscraper.

i'm solidly in the camp that it's just a boulder with a rare, but completely natural rectangular shape. there would be no logical reason for "aliens" to put a monolith on the downslope of a cliff, but this is the kind of thing the coast-to-coast crowd will insist is evidence of an alien presence in our solar system.

Jay3
04-12-2012, 09:48 AM
It's Mars, for those that don't want to have to click the link.

gyldenlove
04-12-2012, 09:49 AM
It's towering, whatever it is... Looks to be the size of a skyscraper.

It is around 18000 meters tall (taller than Mons Olympus) and is clearly build by a highly advanced civilization, if you look closely you can see electrodes consistent with antigravity technology and stones cut with almost as high precision as my granite kitchen counter.

Gort
04-12-2012, 09:50 AM
It is around 18000 meters tall (taller than Mons Olympus) and is clearly build by a highly advanced civilization, if you look closely you can see electrodes consistent with antigravity technology and stones cut with almost as high precision as my granite kitchen counter.

ruh roh! i've changed my mind. you convinced me. you had me at "antigravity".

:~ohyah!:

Kaylore
04-12-2012, 09:54 AM
I dropped my pop tart.

TDmvp
04-12-2012, 09:56 AM
http://images.wikia.com/random-ness/images/e/ef/Humans.jpg

maher_tyler
04-12-2012, 09:58 AM
It is around 18000 meters tall (taller than Mons Olympus) and is clearly build by a highly advanced civilization, if you look closely you can see electrodes consistent with antigravity technology and stones cut with almost as high precision as my granite kitchen counter.

That is what i was thinking.

alkemical
04-12-2012, 10:06 AM
https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTrK7PN27C2EU0JCfpHMDL2XoTIPEap-raDc9Rs_ALt0Eb7QRsM

alkemical
04-12-2012, 10:08 AM
What would change IF we found out we were GMO from aliens?

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k82/amesj523/0001-evolution.gif

socalorado
04-12-2012, 10:10 AM
I cant see any "electrodes".
And i am looking closely at that picture.

gyldenlove
04-12-2012, 10:11 AM
What would change IF we found out we were GMO from aliens?

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k82/amesj523/0001-evolution.gif

I would consider myself 18% more awesome, which is going to be hard given just how incredibly awesome I already am, but I think it will be worth it.

gyldenlove
04-12-2012, 10:11 AM
I cant see any "electrodes".
And i am looking closely at that picture.

You are projecting.

Rohirrim
04-12-2012, 10:13 AM
I think I see somebody waving in the window. :puff:

socalorado
04-12-2012, 10:14 AM
You are projecting.

Projecting myself to Mars?
I am gonna need some peyote for that.

alkemical
04-12-2012, 10:18 AM
Projecting myself to Mars?
I am gonna need some peyote for that.

http://www.disinfo.com/2012/04/interview-with-a-man-who-went-to-mars/

Interview With A Man Who Went To Mars

Posted by JacobSloan on April 11, 2012

1971japanspaceencyclopedia08Or so he claims — there’s no proof of veracity, but a gripping read nonetheless. Morgan Kochel’s conversation with a A Man Who Went to Mars:

Training lasted twelve months, very intense, including psychiatric tests. It took us about 230 days to get there, and slightly less back. We used rocket technology regularly available now. Just bigger tanks and more thrust. Nothing unusual in equipment to get there, but better radiation protection, as you can imagine, due to journey time.

We landed near Ares Vallis. Our employers got some data about the Sojourner landing, and this was the place they wanted to explore. We took the same type of collecting devices used by geologists, which is why this had to be a manned mission, as no robot could do this. There were plenty of minerals that we analyzed on the way home: metals, particularly gold(?), and some other substance that was a form of composite like carbon fiber, but already in a usable form. The list of items gathered was long, all of it valuable, some were totally unique, others were more mundane. I think part of our mission was to evaluate the commercial viability of future mining missions, and also to ascertain potential value related to the density of minerals per square meter of Martian surface.

There’s only a thin atmosphere on Mars, so you see a thin veil of the outer atmosphere from the surface, like a slight glowing red sky, but then blackness out into space. Again, like so much we see on TV. Very bizarre, but I felt like I’d been there before, although I hadn’t. Just familiarity.

The fact that our chief engineer was chastised for talking about our arrival back on the phone to someone is what alerted me of possible issues. We were told not to discuss anything in exact terms such as timings, etc., as we would compromise the mission. Also, we were promised a “keep quiet bonus” of many millions for not divulging our findings on Mars; obviously, that alerted me to an issue! We were also prevented from leaving our base unless escorted. This was after the month or so of rehabilitation that it took to regain body strength. As you can imagine, we all wanted to get out and try to contact our families, but were told we couldn’t. That immediately made me think something was wrong. All our money was in Swiss deposit boxes in cash, and we had no way of getting it or communicating without supervision.

We were told before we left that we would face up to three months of testing and decontamination procedures when we returned, but I only did about six weeks, as I escaped once I found out what was happening to my colleagues. I feel sick and dizzy from time to time, but it is difficult to treat when no one believes you! They were testing my colleagues to see what improvements were needed to ensure the safety of future missions. In effect, we were highly-paid guinea pigs.


http://www.redicecreations.com/article.php?id=9885

Whistleblower Laura Magdalene Eisenhower, Ike’s great-granddaughter, outs secret Mars colony project



Not that i'm sayin'....i'm just sayin'.

alkemical
04-12-2012, 10:18 AM
I would consider myself 18% more awesome, which is going to be hard given just how incredibly awesome I already am, but I think it will be worth it.

I'd be able to accept that i'm really not from this planet.

McDman
04-12-2012, 10:21 AM
You're all projecting. It was clearly built during WWII by the Nazis as a way to spy on America and steal our anti-gravity technology.

BroncoBeavis
04-12-2012, 10:22 AM
It is around 18000 meters tall (taller than Mons Olympus) and is clearly build by a highly advanced civilization, if you look closely you can see electrodes consistent with antigravity technology and stones cut with almost as high precision as my granite kitchen counter.

Translation... frickin lasers. The only explanation.

alkemical
04-12-2012, 10:22 AM
You're all projecting. It was clearly built during WWII by the Nazis as a way to spy on America and steal our anti-gravity technology.

You have it backwards.

The USA was stealing the Nazi's Anti-grav (the Bell Project).

Gort
04-12-2012, 10:23 AM
Whistleblower Laura Magdalene Eisenhower, Ike’s great-granddaughter, outs secret Mars colony project

is this, her?

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-gif-inaccurate-push.gif

gyldenlove
04-12-2012, 10:24 AM
Projecting myself to Mars?
I am gonna need some peyote for that.

Just get some Ambien...

alkemical
04-12-2012, 10:25 AM
Just get some Ambien...

https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSHDfE_YNnST3j3sopXLCCcavrVlVei9 us5P1Mosa9HIkmln5yW8A

McDman
04-12-2012, 10:43 AM
You have it backwards.

The USA was stealing the Nazi's Anti-grav (the Bell Project).

That's what they want you to think. My sources, MacGruder's dad, told me I'm right!

Beantown Bronco
04-12-2012, 10:57 AM
Dom,

What do the pixels tell you?

gyldenlove
04-12-2012, 11:12 AM
That's what they want you to think. My sources, MacGruder's dad, told me I'm right!

Disinformation, the truth is that the Nazi's and the US were allied fighting the French to get at the Atlantean ruins just south of Metz.

myMind
04-12-2012, 11:28 AM
I'd be able to accept that i'm really not from this planet.

Keep believing it and maybe it will become true in time.
At least for part of you.

alkemical
04-12-2012, 11:35 AM
Keep believing it and maybe it will become true in time.
At least for part of you.

which part?

;)

myMind
04-12-2012, 11:45 AM
which part?

;)

http://i44.tinypic.com/zx2uqf.jpg

Archer81
04-12-2012, 12:36 PM
Well clearly this is proof the Protheans exist. Charon is really a Mass Relay and that means only one thing.

Reapers exist.

:Broncos:

alkemical
04-12-2012, 12:37 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/zx2uqf.jpg

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k82/amesj523/images1.jpg

Gort
04-12-2012, 12:41 PM
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k82/amesj523/images1.jpg

why is that alien so... um... um... excited?

jhns
04-12-2012, 12:48 PM
Reported on the same day:

http://news.yahoo.com/trooper-motorist-mysterious-object-fell-sky-125824263.html

Trooper, motorist: Mysterious object fell from sky

Authorities in northwestern Connecticut say they didn't find anything after a state trooper and another person reported a large object falling out of the sky in Litchfield.

The Republican-American of Waterbury reports (http://bit.ly/HEwTYZ ) that a person driving in Litchfield at about 2 a.m. Tuesday reported that a green, glowing object the size of a whale fell from the sky and crashed into Bantam Lake. Officials say that at about the same time, a state trooper 10 miles away in Warren called dispatchers to report that something fell out of the sky and landed near Bantam or Morris.

Morris firefighters made several passes up and down the lake in a boat looking for a possible plane crash, but didn't find any debris.

Authorities called off the search, leaving the mystery unsolved.

Coincidence?

On a side note: I would love to see the splash from a whale falling into a lake.

McDman
04-12-2012, 12:56 PM
why is that alien so... um... um... excited?

It's just his jagon. Geeze, act like you've seen one before.

Captain 'Dre
04-12-2012, 12:59 PM
Pfffft! That object is a huge solar panel.

To power the underground civilizations that Mars has. Uhh

Rohirrim
04-12-2012, 01:00 PM
Anybody see this? It's obviously a fireman standing in front of some rocks, right?
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/120412-amarillo-hail-texas-hmed-930a.photoblog600.jpg

That's hail! Four feet of dirty hail that fell in Texas! Do they really think anybody buys this bull**** story? Obviously, it's some kind of Martian ****.

DomCasual
04-12-2012, 01:24 PM
Anybody see this? It's obviously a fireman standing in front of some rocks, right?
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/120412-amarillo-hail-texas-hmed-930a.photoblog600.jpg

That's hail! Four feet of dirty hail that fell in Texas! Do they really think anybody buys this bull**** story? Obviously, it's some kind of Martian ****.

I highly doubt those are the rocks seen in the image on Mars.

DomCasual
04-12-2012, 01:25 PM
Dom,

What do the pixels tell you?

Frankly, the pixels are telling me it's aliens, and we're all screwed.

Eat, drink, and be merry!

Natedog24
04-12-2012, 01:38 PM
Well clearly this is proof the Protheans exist. Charon is really a Mass Relay and that means only one thing.

Reapers exist.

:Broncos:

http://troll.me/images/ancient-aliens-guy/ah-yes-reapers.jpg

ghwk
04-12-2012, 01:53 PM
I see monkey's dancing around it. HAL lives.

Rohirrim
04-12-2012, 02:46 PM
I highly doubt those are the rocks seen in the image on Mars.

Of course not. Any fool would know that!

They came disguised in the hail. They're Martian spores!

Gort
04-12-2012, 02:53 PM
Of course not. Any fool would know that!

They came disguised in the hail. They're Martian spores!

http://www.stephenking999.com/IMG/jpg/stephen_king_creepshow.jpg

DomCasual
04-12-2012, 03:02 PM
Of course not. Any fool would know that!

They came disguised in the hail. They're Martian spores!

That fireman is screwed.

DomCasual
04-12-2012, 03:02 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/LuluFatale/greenking.jpg

Hey, is that Stephen King?

Gort
04-12-2012, 03:19 PM
Hey, is that Stephen King?

yes as Jordy, from George Romero's Creepshow.

24champ
04-12-2012, 03:30 PM
If you guys would just look into this thing...

http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2009/04/meninblack1-%282%29.jpg

MacGruder
04-12-2012, 04:54 PM
All truth goes through three phases...

Rohirrim
04-12-2012, 04:56 PM
Speaking of Martian spores...

MacGruder
04-12-2012, 05:00 PM
Speaking of Martian spores...


Yeah.. martian spores could make a more interesting message board than this place without me here.. lol

This place has become really boring without me around.. so boring you had to make this thread apparently..

Requiem
04-12-2012, 05:08 PM
Look MacGroodo -- It's my birthday. Go away for the day. Please?

broncolife
04-12-2012, 05:39 PM
Come on its obviously a giant Alien that died with a boner. They just forgot to bury a certain part.

Bronco Yoda
04-12-2012, 10:43 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/netizen/21186th.gif

KevinJames
04-13-2012, 02:12 AM
John Carter lives in that thing

orinjkrush
04-13-2012, 10:44 AM
Imagine an alien world ruled by "advanced dinosaurs" as smart as humans—maybe even smarter.

Science fiction? Not necessarily, says the author of a provocative new study whose title--“Evidence for the Likely Origin of Homochirality in Amino Acids”—gives no hint of any worrisome extraterrestrial implications.

Published in the March 25 issue of the "Journal of the American Chemical Society," the study addresses the chemistry of amino acids here on Earth. But study author Dr. Ronald Breslow, a professor of chemistry at Columbia University in New York City, said in a written statement the work suggests that if life forms do exist on other planets, they “could well be advanced versions of dinosaurs."

It’s long been known that certain molecules, including DNA and amino acids, exist in two mirror-image forms—a phenomenon known as chirality. And with few exceptions, the amino acids that make up the proteins in life on Earth exist only in the L (left-handed) form. The question is how did this “homochirality” come to be?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/12/advanced-dinosaurs-alien-chemistry_n_1421414.html?ref=science

http://www.daviddarling.info/images/dinosauroid4.jpg

alkemical
04-13-2012, 11:17 AM
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k82/amesj523/1c3e5_Agent-204x300.jpg


“Eighteen months ago the first evidence of intelligent life off the Earth was discovered… Except for a single very powerful radio emission aimed at Jupiter the four-million year old black monolith has remained completely inert. Its origin and purpose are still a total mystery.”

Dr. Heywood R. Floyd