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Gort
04-05-2012, 08:14 AM
no, that's not my advice to anyone dating Kim Kardashian.

it turns out, the new Nike uniforms feature a hidden "inspirational" message on the collar for the Carolina Panthers. full story here:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/inspirational-message-hidden-carolina-panthers-jerseys-153123461.html

now, what sort of inspirational messages would you suggest for the remaining NFL franchises? you will be judged on your creativity, applicability, and humor. basically, to paraphrase P Diddy Dumbass, be funny or die.

i'll start it off...

"Stay Classy" - Sandy Eggo Sparklers
"There's Always Next year" - KC Chefs
"Get Your Purple Drank On" - Chokeland Raiders

BigPlayShay
04-05-2012, 09:14 AM
Inside Philip Rivers jersey: "Duuuuuuuurrrrrhhh"

Beantown Bronco
04-05-2012, 09:16 AM
"Turn that frown, upside down" - Da Bears #6

LGM
04-05-2012, 09:16 AM
Raiders:

"This hole for right arm"
"This hole for head."

Conklin
04-05-2012, 09:17 AM
“San Diego” is German for “Whale’s Vagina”

broncswin
04-05-2012, 09:18 AM
Ravens Jersey.."I'm innocent"

Rohirrim
04-05-2012, 09:20 AM
Bengals - Joe's Bail Bonds, 555-1515

crush17
04-05-2012, 09:20 AM
Keep Pounding.....

Thats what she said?

Gort
04-05-2012, 09:25 AM
Bengals - Joe's Bail Bonds, 555-1515

so close... you should have typed "Chico's Bail Bonds" to get quadruple bonus points.

http://www.chicosbailbonds.com/images/bears.jpg

http://founditemclothing.com/t-shirts/gfx/chicos-bail-bonds-shirt/chicos-bail-bonds-shirt.jpg

HILife
04-05-2012, 09:26 AM
http://gettinshlitzed.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/20110504-091708.jpg

broncswin
04-05-2012, 09:31 AM
Jets.."suk dem tows"

Rabb
04-05-2012, 09:52 AM
Raiders:

"This hole for right arm"
"This hole for head."

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/048/783/a_winner_is_you20110724-22047-1nd3wif.jpg?1311564834

bendog
04-05-2012, 10:13 AM
This thread affects my homophobic side.

Beantown Bronco
04-05-2012, 10:15 AM
Just heard on the light rail that the Panthers had a couple extra jerseys laying around so they decided to sign Travis Henry and Antonio Cromartie.

Kid A
04-05-2012, 11:39 AM
Saints: "Kill the head and the body will die."

broncocalijohn
04-05-2012, 12:34 PM
AFC EAST: "Caution: McDaniels is filming you"

baja
04-05-2012, 12:52 PM
Denver Broncos; fans = 6

underrated29
04-05-2012, 01:16 PM
Patriots- "just trying to win a muther fu$%ing game!"

LonghornBronco
04-05-2012, 01:57 PM
KC: "In this Lifetime, Please!!!"

LonghornBronco
04-05-2012, 01:59 PM
Patriots: "Minion Men" or "Just Cheat Baby!"

baja
04-05-2012, 02:30 PM
Patriots; film at 11