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Mogulseeker
04-04-2012, 01:04 PM
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ghwk
04-04-2012, 01:07 PM
Tell me this is a leftover from April Fool's day.....please.

Prodigal19
04-04-2012, 01:07 PM
The Tebow saga has turned the orange mane into a religious war zone

Mogulseeker
04-04-2012, 01:08 PM
I was researching the ELCAs position on pornography, and I came across this... weird.

Beantown Bronco
04-04-2012, 01:10 PM
As Dom would say: it's fake. You can tell by the pixels.

Miss I.
04-04-2012, 01:14 PM
this is some funny stuff...I think these post April fools threads are funnier than the April fools threads...

Broncos4tw
04-04-2012, 01:15 PM
Actually, I've been to that site before. It's pretty hilarious. :giggle:

You should read the premise of the site, and then some of the "bible stories." She takes a lot of stories and makes them quite literal. It's.. great.

DomCasual
04-04-2012, 01:19 PM
Onan is tearing this team apart.

houghtam
04-04-2012, 01:23 PM
Onan is tearing this team apart.

But can he play DT?

Beantown Bronco
04-04-2012, 01:25 PM
Actually, I've been to that site before. It's pretty hilarious. :giggle:

You should read the premise of the site, and then some of the "bible stories." She takes a lot of stories and makes them quite literal. It's.. great.

Well, if nothing else, she needs a better editor. According to the story above, the son had sex with his dad instead of his brother's wife.

Kaylore
04-04-2012, 01:28 PM
As Dom would say: it's fake. You can tell by the pixels.

I think I'll wait for the expert to say so himself, thanks.

Chris
04-04-2012, 01:43 PM
What a barbarian

bendog
04-04-2012, 01:45 PM
Well, now I know where the mormons got that idea .....

(obligatory mormon blast)

Cito Pelon
04-04-2012, 01:47 PM
Note at the bottom you see an ad saying "Would you go back to school if you qualified for a grant . . . ." How ironic.

DomCasual
04-04-2012, 02:01 PM
I think I'll wait for the expert to say so himself, thanks.

I feel I have to hold off on this one. The pixels tell no tales, in this case.

Onan might just need to keep his pixels in his pants.

DomCasual
04-04-2012, 02:11 PM
Well, if nothing else, she needs a better editor. According to the story above, the son had sex with his dad instead of his brother's wife.

Yeah, that is a little strange. Onan is a complicated guy.

cmhargrove
04-04-2012, 02:19 PM
I'm not going to get into a theological debate about this one, but the NIV (New International Version) has a much better translation without the word "spermies" - WTF is right.

In early cultures, it was natural to carry on family lines by "filling in" for a dead brother. Anyway, this is a better translation, but it doesn't matter because Onan still got whacked (you know what I mean)...

Genesis 38:6-10
New International Version (NIV)
6 Judah got a wife for Er, his firstborn, and her name was Tamar. 7 But Er, Judah’s firstborn, was wicked in the LORD’s sight; so the LORD put him to death.

8 Then Judah said to Onan, “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.” 9 But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. 10 What he did was wicked in the LORD’s sight; so the LORD put him to death also.

bendog
04-04-2012, 02:22 PM
yeah, but there's a reason not to apply this stuff to "modern life" or to take the whole thing literally, e.g. the Lord didn't really kill him.

Of course, what would Tim say.

(had to)

DomCasual
04-04-2012, 02:22 PM
I'm not going to get into a theological debate about this one, but the NIV (New International Version) has a much better translation without the word "spermies" - WTF is right.

In early cultures, it was natural to carry on family lines by "filling in" for a dead brother. Anyway, this is a better translation, but it doesn't matter because Onan still got whacked (you know what I mean)...

Genesis 38:6-10
New International Version (NIV)
6 Judah got a wife for Er, his firstborn, and her name was Tamar. 7 But Er, Judah’s firstborn, was wicked in the LORD’s sight; so the LORD put him to death.

8 Then Judah said to Onan, “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.” 9 But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. 10 What he did was wicked in the LORD’s sight; so the LORD put him to death also.

Oh man, this is such a great post. :)

bendog
04-04-2012, 02:24 PM
Oh man, this is such a great post. :)

yeah, it is. and I'm being serious.

Little Big Man with Dustin Hoffman did a hilarious take on it.

55CrushEm
04-04-2012, 02:34 PM
Well, if nothing else, she needs a better editor. According to the story above, the son had sex with his dad instead of his brother's wife.

Nice.....you caught that too, I see. I read that, and said to myself...."WTF?!"

cmhargrove
04-04-2012, 02:40 PM
yeah, but there's a reason not to apply this stuff to "modern life" or to take the whole thing literally, e.g. the Lord didn't really kill him.

Of course, what would Tim say.

(had to)

Just asking, but why don't you think God can (or has, or does) kill people if he wants? The Bible has plenty of this, even in the new testament. Just look in Acts 5 for the story of Ananias and Sapphira. He kilt 'em dead as doornailz! (and they deserved it).

Punisher
04-04-2012, 03:53 PM
The Tebow saga has turned the orange mane into a religious war zone

this

TheChamp247
04-05-2012, 04:12 AM
and people say religion is for crack pots, clearly they know what they're doing

LRtagger
04-05-2012, 08:29 AM
The best part is how the girl didnt take the trash out correctly so the father decapitated all of her dolls as punishement...W-T-F??

gyldenlove
04-05-2012, 08:35 AM
The best part is how the girl didnt take the trash out correctly so the father decapitated all of her dolls as punishement...W-T-F??

The Gregg Williams doctrine:

And we’re gonna kill the [expletive] head. Every single one of you, before you get off the pile, affect the head … continue to touch and affect the head.”[/I]

broncocalijohn
04-05-2012, 08:55 AM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=30619&stc=1&d=1333569874


So, God cockblocked Er and let his own brother get the goods of Er's widow. Sounds like this is Mightysmurfs cry for help that he is related to Er and his family has been cockblocked for centuries. You can't fight it Smurf. It is part of you.

lolcopter
04-05-2012, 09:34 AM
So... don't pull out?

Pick Six
04-05-2012, 11:14 AM
The next paragraph is actually more hilarious than the the underlined part...Ha!

Mogulseeker
04-05-2012, 02:19 PM
So... don't pull out?

Or you will die.

bronco militia
04-05-2012, 02:23 PM
The next paragraph is actually more hilarious than the the underlined part...Ha!

^THIS

Ha!