View Full Version : Off Season Moves Haiku Thread

04-02-2012, 05:21 PM
Goobye Tim, Good Luck!
So Long, thanks for all the fish.
Take your crazy fans!

Peyton a Bronco!
its a rocky mountain high,
with orange and blue dreams.

04-02-2012, 05:25 PM
MacGruder is pissed
He would like to make a truce
blame the aliens

04-02-2012, 05:51 PM
Manning or Tebow?
One team made a real bad choice
I think you know which

Bowlen is quite Broke
Oh wait, we just signed Manning
Shanny's scape goat's dead.

Defensive Tackle...
Do you know what one looks like?
I heard they aren't real

04-02-2012, 06:18 PM
So long Tim Tebow
You golden footed virgin
Ryan loves your feet

I'm losing my hair
Not just on my big noggin
But on my big balls

I can't sleep so much
Hand me some ambien girlfriend
I won't **** downstairs

04-02-2012, 06:21 PM
Tim cop da blumpkin
Tha turtle head pokin' out
Tebow is sh~tty

A barbecue feast
Elway sweet beef mesquite skeet
'Bout to meet the meat

04-02-2012, 07:14 PM
40,000 post requirement to do poetry on here

04-02-2012, 07:23 PM
Joe Mays resigned here,
He hits like a big Mac Truck,
but can't cover crap!

04-02-2012, 07:26 PM
Peyton Manning smooth
Throws footballs to perfection
Demaryius -- CATCH!

04-02-2012, 07:57 PM
Elway is awesome
Executive Boss Status
Suck On That Timmy

Eddie Royal Why?
You made a Terrible Choice
Taco Bell still rules

Mile High Magic
Capitalize random Words
Only I Do that.

04-02-2012, 08:03 PM
The exploding neck
Will it crack like a dry twig?
Tebowing for "no."

04-02-2012, 08:16 PM
Manning needs to win.
No Super Bowl is failure.
Don't blow it Elway!

Tim Tebow the Jet,
Wins Lombardi? MVP?
Broncos look foolish!

04-02-2012, 09:08 PM
Tight end named Tamme?
Sounds like a girls name to me.
Peyton's balls in hand.

Roster full of backs
Old ones, hurt ones, crappy ones.
We need a bell cow.

Dj on the juice
"the league can't get my piss right"
Shut your ass and play

Green flunks piss test too
Bought two tight ends this offseason
Enjoy the bench, dick.

04-02-2012, 09:14 PM
Wow we all suck at poetry.

04-02-2012, 09:19 PM
Fox get us a DT
xanders get me a pizza
Nike's new stuff sucks

04-02-2012, 09:27 PM
Fox draft a DT
xanders get me a pizza
Nike's new stuff sucks

Knowshon is a bust.
can he stay healthy this year.
I'm gonna say no

04-03-2012, 12:40 AM
LOL @ Taco Bell still rules

Taco John
04-03-2012, 01:55 AM
Hail Peyton Manning!
It's now Superbowl or bust!
Win now or go home.

Stagger Lee
04-03-2012, 05:20 AM
Tim traded to Jets
Elway and Fox Riverdance
Real quarterback signed