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UberBroncoMan
03-26-2012, 02:22 PM
http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/9046/flamingohands.jpg

TheReverend
03-26-2012, 02:23 PM
...too easy.

myMind
03-26-2012, 02:25 PM
http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/9046/flamingohands.jpg

Decker: Hey melon, what do you think of my leggings?

Manning: Faaaaaaabulous

razorwire77
03-26-2012, 02:30 PM
Manning: Son, with my money and your looks trolling for the ladies at the Cherry Creek mall will be like fishing with dynamite. BOOM!

Decker: And one and two and three and SPIN!

Agamemnon
03-26-2012, 02:31 PM
How long until Manning can't stand to even look at Decker because of all the drops? That's my question.

Chris
03-26-2012, 02:31 PM
How long until Manning can't stand to even look at Decker because of all the drops? That's my question.

soap?

g6matty
03-26-2012, 02:33 PM
http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/9046/flamingohands.jpg

manning: if i ever turned into a zombie id walk like this

decker: ...

oubronco
03-26-2012, 02:54 PM
Peyton: Do you think Tebow would like me now

Decker: .................................................. ........

Kaylore
03-26-2012, 02:59 PM
Manning: My wrist is limp and my hand is hanging down.

Decker: I am Ed McCaffrey.


...am I doing this right?

Drunken.Broncoholic
03-26-2012, 02:59 PM
Couldn't they have gotten manning some better pants to wear? Those things look like they been buried in the equipment room for a long time.

Slightly Soiled
03-26-2012, 03:00 PM
Manning - I still owe you for dropping all those balls from Tebow to get me out here.

Decker -I won't drop any in the shower.

Manning -Holla!!

underrated29
03-26-2012, 03:04 PM
Peytato head-Didnt you guys used to have a receiver on your team who dropped a lot of balls?

Decker- Uh what, you dont even know me yet...

Peytato head- No no, not you, a guy with one hand. Like this... Watts his name?

vancejohnson82
03-26-2012, 03:06 PM
according to the stats Decker only had 4 drops all year

broncosteven
03-26-2012, 03:10 PM
http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/9046/flamingohands.jpg

You don't think EFX will notice the slight muscle atrophy that causes my wrist to flop around do you? I gots baby mommas to feed.

Bronco Yoda
03-26-2012, 03:10 PM
Hey Deck... you think anyone can tell I have no feeling in right arm yet?

theAPAOps5
03-26-2012, 03:20 PM
Decker: Do you read the Orange Mane
Manning: Yeah, the say Tebow is a little...... (limp wrist)

cabronco
03-26-2012, 03:21 PM
Mayock was right, you can still "spin" that ball Peyton, limp wrist and all.

Decker- I got used to left handed throws, so I may drop a few.

PM- Thats ok Deck as long as they're in practice.

BroncoMan4ever
03-26-2012, 03:23 PM
according to the stats Decker only had 4 drops all year

i don't get the drops commentary on the guy either. i guess it may look bad that he had 4 drops last season when you factor in Tebow only threw the ball like 11 times a game and of those 11 only 4 were actually catchable.

broncolife
03-26-2012, 03:25 PM
http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/9046/flamingohands.jpg

Manning:Nice catch Walton, I have a feeling your my new go to guy.

Decker:Shiat

TheReverend
03-26-2012, 03:25 PM
i don't get the drops commentary on the guy either. i guess it may look bad that he had 4 drops last season when you factor in Tebow only threw the ball like 11 times a game and of those 11 only 4 were actually catchable.

Strong understanding of "drops"...

Slightly Soiled
03-26-2012, 03:29 PM
i don't get the drops commentary on the guy either. i guess it may look bad that he had 4 drops last season when you factor in Tebow only threw the ball like 11 times a game and of those 11 only 4 were actually catchable.

It's a joke lighten up. I guess since the broncos led the league in dropped pass pct at 6.6% and he is the only rec in the picture.......

vancejohnson82
03-26-2012, 03:34 PM
Strong understanding of "drops"...

Do you know the official categorical definition of dropped passes?

Signed,

Roddy White

Broncos4tw
03-26-2012, 03:35 PM
How long until Manning can't stand to even look at Decker because of all the drops? That's my question.

How long until Decker starts getting passes on target.. not behind him, 2 feet over his head or at his feet? Oh yea.. first game of this year. Ha!

Elway 4 Life
03-26-2012, 03:40 PM
How long until Manning can't stand to even look at Decker because of all the drops? That's my question.

Non-issue. Manning is accurate something Decker will have to get used to, also he can actually throw a spiral.

uplink
03-26-2012, 04:10 PM
Peyton: "Love the tights Hanson, lets have a walk-off to settle this!"

Denver724
03-26-2012, 05:21 PM
How long until Manning can't stand to even look at Decker because of all the drops? That's my question.

Oh no, Mr. Negativity is back. I thought you would be long gone to the Jet's board by now.

canadianbroncosfan
03-26-2012, 05:25 PM
according to the stats Decker only had 4 drops all year

Yeah but everyone here was so blinded by Tebow that every time he didn't catch a wobbler, it was a "drop"

canadianbroncosfan
03-26-2012, 05:27 PM
Decker: "Holy **** that ball went right where you meant it to"

CEH
03-26-2012, 05:37 PM
Manning : " WTF was that Decker. I said 10 steps and then an in cut. Not 11 steps then in. "

Decker: "but last year blah blah blah"

Manning: "Go sit in the port a potty for 20 minutes. Do you want to lose. I throw you catch it's not that hard."

yerner
03-26-2012, 05:46 PM
thank god i don't have to catch another pass coming out of a closet...

orange skier
03-26-2012, 05:53 PM
Manning: hey Decker: how many plays till my neck looks like my wrist......????
Decker: I heard your scrambling makes Orton look like the winner of Dancing with the Stars....!!!!!

broncswin
03-26-2012, 06:09 PM
http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/9046/flamingohands.jpg

PM: hey look Decker, who am I?
ED: come P, give me a challenge...your Orton after a loss
PM: damn...pretty good deck!
ED: ya I had to buy that bastard shot after shot.

MVP-06
03-27-2012, 06:21 AM
Peyton: I'm not where I want to be yet.

Decker: no ****, I didn't know you had a stroke too.

Spider
03-27-2012, 06:24 AM
http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/9046/flamingohands.jpg

Manning : look even limp wristed I can still out throw Tebow
Decker: dont get to full of yourself , I have seen Monkeys at the Zoo throw poo better then Tebow

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
03-27-2012, 07:04 AM
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Decker: Holy chit! Is that the.....
Manning: Laser. Rocket. Arm.

Tomeboy58801
03-27-2012, 07:40 AM
How long until Manning can't stand to even look at Decker because of all the drops? That's my question.


Not as sick as he will get of Thomas dropping balls, lets hope with some accuracy and spirals they will not have as many drops. Tebow didn't throw many of either, especially not at the same time.

TonyR
03-27-2012, 08:19 AM
i don't get the drops commentary on the guy either...

It's funny, I just went and looked up his pre-draft scouting reports and they all mention his great hands. Here's just one example:

...his outstanding hands, route-running ability and fearlessness going for the ball in a crowd. He's also an excellent blocker with a team-first attitude.

Few receivers boast the Velcro-like hands Decker possesses. Minnesota quarterbacks have targeted him for 354 passes during his career and he dropped just three in 45 games (0.085%0. But, it is his ability to get to the simply impossible throws and what he does once he gets the ball in his hands that separate him from the rest of the pack.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/players/584290

smitty46953
03-27-2012, 08:31 AM
Manning: "I am sure going to miss Reggie Wayne and Dallas Clark"
Decker: "Who?"

Captain 'Dre
03-27-2012, 09:12 AM
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Manning: "So... a lot of people think my brother is a douchebag because he walks around like this..."

Tom A Hawk
03-27-2012, 02:33 PM
Decker: what, what do you mean you can't straighten your arm

Manning: that darn neck and arm nerve thing acting up again

Cito Pelon
03-27-2012, 03:03 PM
I don't even want to go there, limp wrist and pantyhose. Jebus.

gunns
03-27-2012, 04:19 PM
Decker: Damn dude that ball went exactly where you told him to run the route....and instantly! I can be a true WR this year and not a scapegoat! Whhooootttt!

KipCorrington25
03-27-2012, 06:15 PM
The next Ed McCaffrey and Eric Decker.