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Gort
03-22-2012, 09:58 AM
ok, so we have to retire "Payaton" and "Peanut Head" and "Pumpkin Head" and "Potato Head" now that he's wearing Broncos orange, so let's find him a new, more fitting nickname.

most of our recent previous QBs have had really descriptive nicknames.

SOB = Brian
Pornstache = Jake
Frown Cannon = Jay
Pocket Sloth = Kyle

so what's it going to be for Manning?

off the top of my head, i'd offer up... "Plan A".

g6matty
03-22-2012, 10:01 AM
Anti-Christ

eddie mac
03-22-2012, 10:01 AM
DFAK

Defensive Free Agent Killer

bronco militia
03-22-2012, 10:02 AM
5 head

Jugg Head

Peanut Head

Payaton

bombay
03-22-2012, 10:03 AM
Peyton. That has a nice ring. I think I'll call him Peyton.

bronco militia
03-22-2012, 10:05 AM
P-Dog

bronco militia
03-22-2012, 10:06 AM
McPeyton

;D

Drunk Monkey
03-22-2012, 10:07 AM
Goat

Bronco Rob
03-22-2012, 10:08 AM
The Manninator!

Not a robot. A cyborg - cybernetic organism with robo-neck!





:thumbs:

GoBroncos DownUnder
03-22-2012, 10:08 AM
Man-UP

BronoBubba
03-22-2012, 10:10 AM
Rub Some Dirt On It

BowlenBall
03-22-2012, 10:11 AM
He's still peanut-head... but he's OUR peanut-head.

Kaylore
03-22-2012, 10:11 AM
Prince of thieves
Eegah! (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055946/)
Yay!
Tons of endorsements
Oh boy!
Not gonna play for the Chiefs!

houghtam
03-22-2012, 10:13 AM
How about...



Stitches!

Rabb
03-22-2012, 10:13 AM
Laser, rocket arm

Chris
03-22-2012, 10:15 AM
How about...



Stitches!

What game is that? Looks awfully like Shadowbane (or it could just be WoW).

RaiderH8r
03-22-2012, 10:16 AM
Little Lord Fontleroy.

Spider
03-22-2012, 10:16 AM
Tebow Slayer

Drunken.Broncoholic
03-22-2012, 10:18 AM
I always thought Cutler looked like that kid on that 2 1/2 men show.

houghtam
03-22-2012, 10:18 AM
What game is that? Looks awfully like Shadowbane (or it could just be WoW).

Yep, it's just WoW.

baja
03-22-2012, 10:22 AM
Call him what he is, "Hired Gun"


...or if you want a more endearing way to say it, "The Gun Slinger"

Pony Boy
03-22-2012, 10:23 AM
Mellon head

BroncoBen
03-22-2012, 10:24 AM
Peyton 'Freaking' Manning

orangeatheist
03-22-2012, 10:24 AM
"Hired Gun"

I like it!

DarkHorse30
03-22-2012, 10:26 AM
I like "Plan A"

Bronco Rob
03-22-2012, 10:27 AM
The Manninator!

Not a robot. A cyborg - cybernetic organism with robo-neck!





:thumbs:


Manninator: The 12-gauge auto-loader and a runningback that can pick up the blitz

Xanders: That's Italian. You can go pump or auto and Knowshon won't be back with the team,

Manninator: The .45 long slide, with laser sighting and Jeff Saturday

Xanders: Only if we can get him for the league minimum and these are brand new - we just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't miss. Anything else?

Manninator: Rocket Laser Arm in the 40-yard range.

Xanders: Hey, just what you see pal.

Manninator: The Uzi nine millimeter with a incentive laced pay as you go contract.

Xanders: You know your weapons, buddy. Any one of these is ideal for home defense or winning a playoff game on the road. So uh, which will it be?

Manninator: All.

Xanders: I may close early today. There's a 15 day wait on the hand guns but the free agents we can sign right now, and you have to fill these out too.

[Manninator is loading slugs into the shotgun]

Xanders: You can't do that.

Manninator: Wrong. [Shoots Xanders]




;)

Gort
03-22-2012, 10:35 AM
Call him what he is, "Hired Gun"


...or if you want a more endearing way to say it, "The Gun Slinger"

if Elway was "The Duke", maybe Manning should be...

The Grand Duke
The Count
The Viscount
The Baron
The Earl (although this widely recognized to be Earl Weaver in baseball)

or we could use the nickname they use in NY...

Eli's brother

Garcia Bronco
03-22-2012, 10:36 AM
Stop the nickname threads.

broncosteven
03-22-2012, 10:39 AM
Manrino was my favorite until he won a SB, unlike Marino.

orangeatheist
03-22-2012, 10:40 AM
I like "Plan A"

Clever, and I likey this one, too.

Meck77
03-22-2012, 10:48 AM
No huddle Mile High nightmare.....

Rabb
03-22-2012, 10:52 AM
No huddle Mile High nightmare.....

depriver of oxygen

g6matty
03-22-2012, 10:53 AM
The P Man

The Orange Manning

oubronco
03-22-2012, 11:04 AM
Tebow Slayer

Ba Doom Tish

Meck77
03-22-2012, 11:10 AM
The Savior....

elwAy's plan

baja
03-22-2012, 11:27 AM
Swivel neck

Pick Six
03-22-2012, 11:32 AM
Coach

RaiderH8r
03-22-2012, 12:02 PM
Torso Man.

Natedogg
03-22-2012, 12:05 PM
Satan Manning.

Miss I.
03-22-2012, 12:25 PM
Peytonstein

Priceless

Mile High Manning

Precious, My Precious

Last Manning Standing

Gort
03-22-2012, 12:27 PM
Peytonstein

Priceless

Mile High Manning

Precious, My Precious

Last Manning Standing

Precious, My Precious <-- that's hilarious. i can't wait until somebody photoshops Elway's face onto Gollum's body and uses it as an avatar. who was it that used McD on Gollum's body during his tenure here?

;D

g6matty
03-22-2012, 12:30 PM
The Lombardi Hoarder

bendog
03-22-2012, 12:33 PM
Judas

houghtam
03-22-2012, 12:35 PM
The Lombardi Hoarder

LOL

Yeah there's hardly any room left in his trophy case for any more Lombardis.

BroncoBeavis
03-22-2012, 12:39 PM
I shall call him Gobbles.

baja
03-22-2012, 12:39 PM
Judas

That's a good one dog, signs of old self there.

Gort
03-22-2012, 12:46 PM
Elway = Master
Manning = Blaster

http://thetallblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/master-blaster.jpg

dictionary
03-22-2012, 12:48 PM
The Battleship is the best I have heard ala KSK (http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2012/03/lets-assume-this-is-a-contraceptive-joke.html#comments).

IHaveALight
03-22-2012, 01:08 PM
Judas

I think Barabbas would be more fitting.

bendog
03-22-2012, 01:14 PM
I think Barabbas would be more fitting.

I can live with that.

IHaveALight
03-22-2012, 01:21 PM
I can live with that.

Maybe Elway can be Judas?

bendog
03-22-2012, 01:25 PM
Elway's Pilate. Manning did get the pieces of silver, but your analogy is good in that the Jews are chanting for one or the other qb's. I never really saw the reality of Pilate saying he washed his hands and did what the Jews wanted. The Romans crucified a lot of folks.

But hey there's nothing wrong with coming up with bogus reasons to pick on Jews. It was considered good sport for centuries.

cabronco
03-22-2012, 01:35 PM
Big Money ..

broncswin
03-22-2012, 01:51 PM
Bobble Head

OBF1
03-22-2012, 01:55 PM
Spiders daddy

Punisher
03-22-2012, 02:02 PM
Mile High Manning

bendog
03-22-2012, 02:03 PM
Lord Voldmart.

Spider
03-22-2012, 02:25 PM
Tebow ass kicker

Spider
03-22-2012, 02:27 PM
Liberator from Tebow mania

Beej
03-22-2012, 02:31 PM
Anti-bow

Pick Six
03-22-2012, 02:32 PM
The Lombardi Hoarder

He needs to catch up with his brother, before this nickname is applicable...

bendog
03-22-2012, 02:33 PM
Breaker of small children's hearts.

chawknz
03-22-2012, 02:34 PM
I'm going with Mile High Manning as well.

bendog
03-22-2012, 02:37 PM
Big Meanie

maher_tyler
03-22-2012, 02:50 PM
Jesus...who do you think Tebow was praying to this whole time?

IHaveALight
03-22-2012, 03:12 PM
Big Buddha

DomCasual
03-22-2012, 03:15 PM
Blade

DomCasual
03-22-2012, 03:17 PM
<iframe width="960" height="720" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/06FmDZ4kp5k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I'd go with Little Suck or Mucous.

myMind
03-22-2012, 03:18 PM
Elderberry

baja
03-22-2012, 03:25 PM
Rocky Mountain High Forehead
or RMHF for short

baja
03-22-2012, 03:27 PM
Or how about....

The Guy We Gave Away Our QBOTF for nothin for.

baja
03-22-2012, 03:28 PM
Elway's Folly

baja
03-22-2012, 03:29 PM
The Rifleman (This one I like)

Broncolt
03-22-2012, 03:30 PM
Lucifer! lmfao

baja
03-22-2012, 03:31 PM
Or

The Neck Bone is Connected to the Shoulder Bone..... WE HOPE.

baja
03-22-2012, 03:32 PM
Name his after Mock's cat. Bez something

Gort
03-22-2012, 03:32 PM
Rocky Mountain High Forehead
or RMHF for short

Rocky Mountain Forehead has a nice cadence to it. each word 2 syllables. i can hear it in my head as a chant from the stands. :)

baja
03-22-2012, 03:32 PM
BTW What would Mock have to say about all this.

KevinJames
03-22-2012, 03:33 PM
I like Grude's nickname for him

"The Sheriff"

DomCasual
03-22-2012, 03:33 PM
BTW What would Mock have to say about all this.

Blade.

baja
03-22-2012, 03:34 PM
Rocky Mountain Forehead has a nice cadence to it. each word 2 syllables. i can hear it in my head as a chant from the stands. :)

ha

To the tune of In.......... com....... plete

Gort
03-22-2012, 03:37 PM
ha

To the tune of In.......... com....... plete

i was thinking more like...

rock... y... moun... tain.... fore... head... clap, clap, clap. (repeat)

i guess that's more like a college basketball chant. but that's what i heard in my head.

Miss I.
03-22-2012, 03:40 PM
kind of dug the rifleman...

rocky mountain forehead seems too long, mile high forehead maybe?

extralife
03-22-2012, 03:41 PM
there are only two options, both of which have been mentioned:

GOAT
laser-rocket arm

take your pick

Headless Hessian Rider
03-22-2012, 05:20 PM
THE ARTIST LATERLY KNOWS AS THE ONE WHO BROUGHT THE TROPHY BACK IN TOWN.

rbackfactory80
03-22-2012, 05:24 PM
Almost

baja
03-22-2012, 05:27 PM
The 100 million dollar man

Gort
03-22-2012, 05:27 PM
kind of dug the rifleman...

rocky mountain forehead seems too long, mile high forehead maybe?

double meaning? you're bringing the funny today.

http://www.caseyjones.net/imagelinks/manning.jpg

g6matty
03-22-2012, 05:28 PM
who is Mock

Gort
03-22-2012, 05:31 PM
who is Mock

Mock is in heaven now, with his cat Beezer at his side, watching the Broncos and Vikings play in the superbowl over and over again on an endless loop.

baja
03-22-2012, 05:31 PM
who is Mock



http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=95136&highlight=Mock+passed

rbackfactory80
03-22-2012, 05:34 PM
The 100 million dollar manning

fyp

Rohirrim
03-22-2012, 05:35 PM
Blade.

Ha!

g6matty
03-22-2012, 05:53 PM
WHY did you guys associate his name in that thread with the color red Mock ?

houghtam
03-22-2012, 06:02 PM
WHY did you guys associate his name in that thread with the color red Mock ?

LOL

Gort
03-22-2012, 06:03 PM
WHY did you guys associate his name in that thread with the color red Mock ?

the forum software did that. it does it for any term you "search" for. try it on "pocket sloth" for example. then look at the threads that come back as search results and you'll see "pocket sloth" highlighted in red in them.

baja
03-22-2012, 06:05 PM
Except if you search for the word red then it's blue

g6matty
03-22-2012, 06:07 PM
thanks for all the help im just tryin to get up to date with the history of the forum

Broncobiv
03-22-2012, 06:45 PM
I'm sorry..."The Rifleman" is already taken.

http://charliepineapple.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/john-elway_rifleman.jpg?w=700