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lonestar
03-21-2012, 08:37 PM
SInce some pissed and moaned about Nobama jokes in the usual offseason jokes area..

Here is a thread for poloticial jokes.. I start with.. ..

White House Claims Bin Laden Kill More Bold than D-Day
March 21, 2012 by Gary DeMar

A CNS News article reports that “The White House asserted that Vice President Joe Biden did not misspeak when he said, ‘you can go back 500 years. You cannot find a more audacious plan,’ referring to President Barack Obama’s decision to kill Osama bin Laden.”

To give credit where credit is due, finally getting Osama Bin Laden was the right thing to do and the Obama Administration should get credit for it. I know that without the Special Forces and the prep time put in by the Bush Administration, it wouldn’t have happened. There’s a lot of credit to go around.

500 years is a long time and includes a lot of history. I picked two examples off the top of my head that qualify as really bold moves. I’m sure you can think of others. You might want to send your list to Vice President Biden and President Obama.

The founders who signed their names to the Declaration of Independence was a more bold move than killing Osama Bib Laden. Notice what they signed their names to:

We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.

These men were willing to give up everything for liberty, including their “Lives.” Here’s how one historian put it:

“It was a bold and radical move by these Colonists, invoking the wrath of the royal governor who offered a reward for information to identify the men involved.”

The rag-tag group of colonialists going up against the world’s most powerful military power of the day was bolder than killing Osama Bin Laden by miles. No one ever gave the colonists a chance to win a decisive victory against King George and the British Empire. The colonists were ill-equipped, lacked food and weapons, and had no standing army.

What about D-Day? Are we to assume that the assault on one man be heavily armed soldiers was a more bold move than attacking the German Army in the European theater? I don’t think so.

The operation, planned by a team under Lieutenant-General Frederick Morgan, was the largest amphibious invasion in world history and was executed by land, sea, and air elements under direct British command with over 160,000 troops landing on June 6, 1944. 195,700 Allied naval and merchant navy personnel in over 5,000 ships were involved. The invasion required the transport of soldiers and material from the United Kingdom by troop-laden aircraft and ships, the assault landings, air support, naval interdiction of the English Channel and naval fire-support. The landings took place along a 50-mile (80 km) stretch of the Normandy coast divided into five sectors: Utah, Omaha, Gold, Juno and Sword.

President Obama has no sense of American history. Some will say, “Because he wasn’t born here.” It’s more than that. It’s because he has disdain for what America is, how it came into being, and where it should be going.


http://godfatherpolitics.com/4316/white-house-claim-bin-laden-kill-more-bold-than-d-day/

Now that is REALLY funny..

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
03-23-2012, 12:51 AM
You must not have gotten the memo.

According to right-wing rule of logic #1, posting political humor or satire in any form automatically invalidates all of your political arguments.

Oh wait - that rule only applies to liberals.

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
03-25-2012, 03:05 PM
http://www.bartcop.com/pigboy-bigot-boy.jpg

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
03-25-2012, 03:06 PM
http://www.bartcop.com/gop-mania-120323.jpg

lonestar
04-21-2012, 05:25 PM
Dear Friends,

There are less than 8 months until election day when the people will decide who will be
the next President of the United States. The person elected will be the president of all
Americans, not just the Democrats and Republicans. It is time that we all need to come
together, Democrats and Republicans alike. In a bi-partisan effort for America. If you
support the Republican candidate, please drive with your headlights ON during the day.
If you support Barack Obama, please drive with your headlights OFF at night. Together, we
can make it happen. Thank you!!

cutthemdown
04-21-2012, 06:59 PM
LOL!

cutthemdown
04-21-2012, 07:00 PM
Crackers beware!

lonestar
09-19-2012, 09:13 AM
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled:

“Survivor, Texas-Style!”

The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio.
Then over to Houston and down to Brownsville.
They will proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso,
Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo.
From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth.
Finally back to Dallas.
Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with bumper stickers that read:

1 “ I'm a Democrat”;
2 “Amnesty for Illegals”;
3 “I love the Dixie Chicks”;
4 “Boycott Beef”;
5 “I Voted for Obama”;
6 “George Strait Sucks”;
7 “Reelect Obama in 2012”;
and...
8 “I'm here to confiscate your guns”;

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins!
God Bless Texas!

Rohirrim
09-19-2012, 09:26 AM
Here's a nice one that was put out after our ambassador was killed in Libya.

http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/7/r/j/4/Romney-Full-Mast.jpg

Rohirrim
09-19-2012, 09:28 AM
http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/7/1/k/4/Romney-Disaster.jpg

Mecklomaniac
09-19-2012, 09:29 AM
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/Kregener/Government/Prix.jpg

Mecklomaniac
09-19-2012, 09:30 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kQZFZfQdg_k/Sad6KoC8O9I/AAAAAAAAAJI/VkW39du4ZMs/s400/PrixCerealBack.aspx

DBruleU
09-19-2012, 09:32 AM
http://mbmusings.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/1.png

Mecklomaniac
09-19-2012, 09:32 AM
http://i1.cpcache.com/product/393279555/blame_bush_tshirt.jpg?height=380&width=380

lonestar
09-19-2012, 09:39 AM
http://i1.cpcache.com/product/393279555/blame_bush_tshirt.jpg?height=380&width=380

classic absolutely classic

I bet the flaming Libs and Progressives really like you..

Mecklomaniac
09-19-2012, 09:40 AM
http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/X/C/3/Barack-Light-Year.jpg

Rohirrim
09-19-2012, 09:44 AM
Of course, with Romney, the truth is better than the fiction:

"I like those fancy raincoats you bought. Really sprung for the big bucks." —Mitt Romney to a group of NASCAR fans wearing plastic ponchos at the Daytona 500 (February 2012)

"Who let the dogs out? Who, who." –Mitt Romney, during an awkward photo op with a group of African Americans kids at a Martin Luther King Day parade (January 2008)

"I'm not familiar precisely with what I said, but I'll stand by what I said, whatever it was." —Mitt Romney (May 17, 2012)

"I get speaker's fees from time to time, but not very much." —Mitt Romney, who earned $374,000 in speaking fees in one year according to his personal financial disclosure (January 2012)

"PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." —Mitt Romney in 2007, responding to criticism from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals following revelations that he had once put the family dog in a carrier and strapped it to the roof of his car during a 12-hour road trip.

"[My wife] drives a couple of Cadillacs." –Mitt Romney, campaigning for president in Michigan (February 2012)

"My dad, as you probably know, was the governor of Michigan and was the head of a car company. But he was born in Mexico... and had he been born of, uh, Mexican parents, I'd have a better shot at winning this. But he was unfortunately born to Americans living in Mexico. He lived there for a number of years. I mean, I say that jokingly, but it would be helpful to be Latino." -Mitt Romney, in leaked comments from a fundraiser in May 2012

DBruleU
09-19-2012, 09:49 AM
Of course, with Romney, the truth is better than the fiction:

"I like those fancy raincoats you bought. Really sprung for the big bucks." —Mitt Romney to a group of NASCAR fans wearing plastic ponchos at the Daytona 500 (February 2012)

"Who let the dogs out? Who, who." –Mitt Romney, during an awkward photo op with a group of African Americans kids at a Martin Luther King Day parade (January 2008)

"I'm not familiar precisely with what I said, but I'll stand by what I said, whatever it was." —Mitt Romney (May 17, 2012)

"I get speaker's fees from time to time, but not very much." —Mitt Romney, who earned $374,000 in speaking fees in one year according to his personal financial disclosure (January 2012)

"PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." —Mitt Romney in 2007, responding to criticism from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals following revelations that he had once put the family dog in a carrier and strapped it to the roof of his car during a 12-hour road trip.

"[My wife] drives a couple of Cadillacs." –Mitt Romney, campaigning for president in Michigan (February 2012)

"My dad, as you probably know, was the governor of Michigan and was the head of a car company. But he was born in Mexico... and had he been born of, uh, Mexican parents, I'd have a better shot at winning this. But he was unfortunately born to Americans living in Mexico. He lived there for a number of years. I mean, I say that jokingly, but it would be helpful to be Latino." -Mitt Romney, in leaked comments from a fundraiser in May 2012

LOL

The latino one would be funny if it weren't so true.

DBruleU
09-19-2012, 09:54 AM
"No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something." --making an off-hand joke during an appearance on "The Tonight Show", March 19, 2009 (Obama later called the head of the Special Olympics to apologize)

"It was also interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There's a lot of -- I don't know what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing." --confusing German for "Austrian," a language which does not exist, Strasbourg, France, April 6, 2009

"The Cambridge police acted stupidly." —commenting on a white police officer's arrest of black scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr. at his home in Cambridge, Mass., at a news conference, July 22, 2009

"UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? It's the Post Office that's always having problems." –attempting to make the case for government-run healthcare, while simultaneously undercutting his own argument, Portsmouth, N.H., Aug. 11, 2009

"Come on! I just answered, like, eight questions." --exasperated by reporters after a news conference

"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed." --on a Kansas tornado that killed 12 people

"Why can't I just eat my waffle?" --after being asked a foreign policy question by a reporter while visiting a diner in Pennsylvania Hilarious!

Rohirrim
09-19-2012, 09:54 AM
LOL

The latino one would be funny if it weren't so true.

True? Only in the bubble. And now we find out that when his dad came to the U.S., he was on welfare. I'll be curious to see how Mitt deals with that one.

DBruleU
09-19-2012, 09:56 AM
True? Only in the bubble. And now we find out that when his dad came to the U.S., he was on welfare. I'll be curious to see how Mitt deals with that one.

And...?

It's true because the D's love anyone with any possibly connection to some minority group...regardless if you're qualified...if you're latino, black, half black, possibly maybe but probably not native American (Warren) then hey...you're good in our book even if you're really really stupid and a bad leader.

lonestar
09-19-2012, 09:59 AM
True? Only in the bubble. And now we find out that when his dad came to the U.S., he was on welfare. I'll be curious to see how Mitt deals with that one.

so being on welfare is a crime?

sounds like that is what your saying..

Rohirrim
09-19-2012, 10:05 AM
so being on welfare is a crime?

sounds like that is what your saying..

A crime? No. Who said it was? What Mitt said is that he doesn't care about the people on welfare. That's not his concern. And now we find out his dad was one them, at one point in time.

DBruleU
09-19-2012, 10:23 AM
A crime? No. Who said it was? What Mitt said is that he doesn't care about the people on welfare. That's not his concern. And now we find out his dad was one them, at one point in time.

Then you have terrible comprehension issues. He said he can't worry about getting their vote because they have already made up their mind. It's pretty clear.

BroncoInferno
09-19-2012, 10:53 AM
Then you have terrible comprehension issues. He said he can't worry about getting their vote because they have already made up their mind. It's pretty clear.

What's pretty clear is that Romney's generalizing all people on welfare as deadbeats who will vote for Obama so they can keep riding the gravy train. "Welfare queens in their Cadillacs" and all that Reagan BS. What the example of Romney's father on welfare illustrates is that this generalization (which you evidently believe yourself, since you can't recognize the issue with it) is nothing more than a right-wing myth. Most people go on welfare to get help through a tough time (like Mitt's dad). Some of those people even vote Republican. And, as Roh pointed out, even those few who would want to suck on the welfare system long term, can't....Clinton ended "welfare for life" back in the 90s.

Rohirrim
09-19-2012, 10:54 AM
http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/C/T/4/Romney-Identifies.jpg

Rohirrim
09-19-2012, 10:56 AM
http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/k/F/4/Romney-2012-Button.jpg

Rohirrim
09-19-2012, 10:58 AM
http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/9/Z/4/Return-of-Bushonomics.jpg

Rohirrim
09-19-2012, 11:00 AM
http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/n/b/4/Romney-Attack-Ad.jpg

Rohirrim
09-19-2012, 11:02 AM
http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/h/d/4/The-Mitt-Romney-Plan.jpg

Rohirrim
09-19-2012, 11:04 AM
http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/v/e/4/Romney-Zero-Taxes.jpg

Rohirrim
09-19-2012, 11:06 AM
http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/v/P/4/Show-Me-the-Romney.jpg

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
09-19-2012, 03:01 PM
<big>http://www.bartcop.com/romney-diss-cam-oops.jpg</big>

nyuk nyuk
09-19-2012, 04:35 PM
http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/C/T/4/Romney-Identifies.jpg

I didn't realize he signed NAFTA. Thx for letting us know.

nyuk nyuk
09-19-2012, 04:37 PM
http://i45.tinypic.com/2db5b2t.png

nyuk nyuk
09-19-2012, 04:38 PM
http://i45.tinypic.com/2nhkhf6.jpg

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
09-19-2012, 04:50 PM
^

DramaLlama fail.

Mecklomaniac
09-19-2012, 07:01 PM
http://www.rightwingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/tedkennedy.jpg

Arkie
09-19-2012, 07:39 PM
http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/X/C/3/Barack-Light-Year.jpg

How fortunate that Ben Lightyear will loan us an infinite amount of dollars!

http://goldsurvivalguide.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/to_infinity_and_beyond_white_tshirt-closeup.jpg

Mecklomaniac
09-20-2012, 06:21 AM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4a6YdNmK77k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Rohirrim
09-20-2012, 09:09 AM
That reminds me of what Will Rogers said, "I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat."

lonestar
09-27-2012, 10:37 PM
HELL ENOUGH ABOUT ME, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.


"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," Isaid. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.

I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with another man . . . and then my dog bit me." "So . . . I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.

I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!

........But, Hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"

lonestar
10-07-2012, 06:36 PM
Dear Abby:

I am a crack dealer in Pueblo, who has recently been
diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Colorado Springs.
One of my sisters lives in Louisville and is married to a
transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my
other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Denver. I have two brothers:
one is currently serving a life sentence at Florence FCC for the murder
of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail
awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have
recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Aurora. She is a part time 'working girl'.

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancee and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be
totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

SoCalBronco
10-07-2012, 09:45 PM
Dear Abby:

I am a crack dealer in Pueblo, who has recently been
diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Colorado Springs.
One of my sisters lives in Louisville and is married to a
transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my
other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Denver. I have two brothers:
one is currently serving a life sentence at Florence FCC for the murder
of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail
awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have
recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Aurora. She is a part time 'working girl'.

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancee and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be
totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation


Since that was in all orange, I'm shocked there wasn't a Tanahan reference.

Mecklomaniac
10-18-2012, 06:26 PM
Obama event attendees asked about Benghazi.

What do you think was the cause of the attacks on the ambassador? Durrrr .... The Republicans did it....

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/A2EoZq2rXXI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


With mind numb supporters like this, there still is hope for Obama...

Rohirrim
10-18-2012, 07:10 PM
Obama event attendees asked about Benghazi.

What do you think was the cause of the attacks on the ambassador? Durrrr .... The Republicans did it....

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/A2EoZq2rXXI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


With mind numb supporters like this, there still is hope for Obama...

If he talked to anybody who was well informed, I'm guessing they don't make the tape. ;D

Mecklomaniac
10-18-2012, 07:41 PM
If he talked to anybody who was well informed, I'm guessing they don't make the tape. ;D


Probably true.. You could do the same thing in a tea party crowd... Don't know about occupy-wall-street though, it would be really hard to find anyone with a clue in that crowd ;D

Arkie
10-18-2012, 07:53 PM
If he talked to anybody who was well informed, I'm guessing they don't make the tape. ;D

There could have even been a few plants in the mix as well.

Mecklomaniac
10-18-2012, 09:12 PM
Obama and Romney at the Alfred E Smith dinner. Kind of long, but both in the spirit of the roast did a pretty good job, had some pointed barbs, and got a lot of laughs.

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nyuk nyuk
10-18-2012, 09:15 PM
http://i46.tinypic.com/21nqt88.png

http://i46.tinypic.com/dhd2c8.jpg

SoCalBronco
10-18-2012, 10:21 PM
Obama and Romney at the Alfred E Smith dinner. Kind of long, but both in the spirit of the roast did a pretty good job, had some pointed barbs, and got a lot of laughs.

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Thanks for posting this. Hilarious stuff as usual. I always enjoy watching the candidate speeches every four years at the Al Smith dinner. Always good for some laughs.

Kaylore
10-18-2012, 10:27 PM
Obama and Romney at the Alfred E Smith dinner. Kind of long, but both in the spirit of the roast did a pretty good job, had some pointed barbs, and got a lot of laughs.

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Thanks for posting this. I loved both of them. It's great to see them lighten things up a bit.

lonestar
10-18-2012, 11:27 PM
http://i46.tinypic.com/21nqt88.png

http://i46.tinypic.com/dhd2c8.jpg

hit the nail on the head with this one..

:thumbs:

El Guapo
10-18-2012, 11:59 PM
Some funny stuff...

What if they switched hairstyles?
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/A4U7Ec_CMAAeqkk.jpg

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/11/5TO-bvGLCUi10Ng0Phlz3g2.png

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/3/jyYmZTydTEqfp7czkaSbpQ2.gif

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/3/6RAxbeNUhEq7f9qv9IQa5g2.jpg

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/8/mWXIqco6GUG-z0NCpls57w2.jpg

Mecklomaniac
10-22-2012, 06:46 PM
Spelling is hard.... Hope that the two ladies in the "Foward" shirts aren't teachers.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A50uBwOCMAAhoAz.jpg

lonestar
10-22-2012, 06:57 PM
Spelling is hard.... Hope that the two ladies in the "Foward" shirts aren't teachers.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A50uBwOCMAAhoAz.jpg

Those came from the Ebonics part of the campaign.

Have to wonder who ever put them behind the vice moron has a clue or rather is working for Romney.

cutthemdown
10-22-2012, 06:57 PM
If he talked to anybody who was well informed, I'm guessing they don't make the tape. ;D

Nope that is the avg liberal voter. Totally uninformed.

ZONA
10-23-2012, 12:16 AM
Obama and Romney at the Alfred E Smith dinner. Kind of long, but both in the spirit of the roast did a pretty good job, had some pointed barbs, and got a lot of laughs.

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I think the general view is that Romney sorta missed the point here. 1 or 2 jabs at himself, most of them at Obama. Obama 1 or 2 jabs at Romney, most about himself. Of all the years I've watched this event, Romney was the 1st one ever I saw that really missed what it's all about, making fun at yourself.

Mecklomaniac
10-23-2012, 04:29 PM
http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://www.usnews.com/pubdbimages/image/38639/EC_!21022_ramirez2425x283.jpg&sa=X&ei=7RmHUKrBLsG2igLFpID4BQ&ved=0CAsQ8wc4Xw&usg=AFQjCNGITJuTChzggwYEOWlnVc_IEgZYNw

Mecklomaniac
10-23-2012, 10:08 PM
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSWRZ0WgOSBVutuOeTrJ_2FuCM77mXoa Laoyh3SecMDoPQme7fdn8L6b9uONA

Rohirrim
10-23-2012, 10:50 PM
http://babyboomeradvisorclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/mitt%20romney%20double%20talk.jpg

swaiy
10-23-2012, 11:51 PM
Those came from the Ebonics part of the campaign.

Have to wonder who ever put them behind the vice moron has a clue or rather is working for Romney.

Ebonics? :spit:

I swear man... if it werent for your football takes, I'd think you were void of any intelligence. Let me ask you a question. If they were two white women supporting Romney and made a similar spelling error, would that be ebonics? Or is it only ebonics in reference to a president that happens to be partially black?

swaiy
10-23-2012, 11:55 PM
Political joke. Lets say the Mayan calendar conspiracy/theory/whatever is true and the world is going to end. It would only be fitting that the Apocalpyse begins because 1 month after elections would be more than ample time for Romney to ruin the entire ****ing world should he b eelected.

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
10-24-2012, 01:03 AM
Ebonics? :spit:

I swear man... if it werent for your football takes, I'd think you were void of any intelligence. Let me ask you a question. If they were two white women supporting Romney and made a similar spelling error, would that be ebonics? Or is it only ebonics in reference to a president that happens to be partially black?

Lonestar isn't one to let any opportunity to interject some racist code-speak slip by.

He's part of that chicken-fried, old confederacy demographic whose support for Romney is motivated solely by hatred of Obama and the idea of a black president.

Rohirrim
10-25-2012, 06:27 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5c5WYN8Ccko/UCmliiFaAJI/AAAAAAAADGc/6KBtJagTtbw/s320/ryan_n.jpg

Mecklomaniac
10-28-2012, 01:00 AM
2008, Celebrities pledging to serve Obama

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Pb51PtIT5tM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Mecklomaniac
10-29-2012, 07:59 PM
http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://moonbattery.com/Jamarcus-Obama.jpg&sa=X&ei=JjOPUPzhEKmriQLDyYG4Cg&ved=0CAsQ8wc4zQE&usg=AFQjCNGx4LczegOrm3kv4qbplIgNJ9C0qg

http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://www.draftnasty.com/files/1313/1701/6136/Even_Obama_wants_the_Raiders_to_win.jpg&sa=X&ei=mDKPUMP_AeSBiwL-pIDgCw&ved=0CAwQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNES8QQm-kT5ec2VicEQiGhspi-Zqg

http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3278/3508559241_1ecd4c5da5.jpg&sa=X&ei=ETKPUNqHAYWWiALzh4CYDw&ved=0CAwQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNFufFPR06omxm-pxyyNEB_mMNcxxw

Mecklomaniac
10-30-2012, 09:11 PM
http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://i47.tinypic.com/5bya7t.jpg&sa=X&ei=LJaQUL-YB4fziQLuvYDoCQ&ved=0CAwQ8wc4tAI&usg=AFQjCNHhv5G5ZC0XTMdFcoWry0DRDeOLcw


http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://www.politifake.org/image/political/1210/thought-obama-said-battaile-politics-1351542227.jpg&sa=X&ei=pZSQUIzCB6GriALNuYDIBQ&ved=0CAsQ8wc4Og&usg=AFQjCNH2QODA6q81xU_9IEOOhokJpF6SeA

Mecklomaniac
11-04-2012, 05:56 PM
http://www.nationalreview.com/sites/default/files/nfs/uploaded/u76334/2012/10/blog_article-2227512-15D57A7B000005DC-319_634x504.jpeg

Katy Perry. Not exactly known for her wisdom in choosing men.

Meck77
11-06-2012, 09:02 AM
I think this might be JetMeck's kid.

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/national/bronco-bama-youtube-video-its-election-day-2012-watch-abby-evans-in-viral-video

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
11-06-2012, 09:44 AM
Katy Perry. Not exactly known for her wisdom in choosing men.

Because republicans have such a great record in that department...

http://orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/bush-idiot.jpg

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
11-06-2012, 09:55 AM
http://www.bartcop.com/gop-registered.jpg

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
11-06-2012, 09:56 AM
http://www.bartcop.com/ryan-titanic-by-hip.jpg

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
11-06-2012, 09:58 AM
http://www.bartcop.com/sandy-atlas.jpg

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
11-06-2012, 10:26 AM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ophCqcAxJfs?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Rohirrim
11-11-2012, 09:53 AM
http://jeffreyhill.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d417153ef017ee4e4687d970d-800wi

Rohirrim
11-11-2012, 10:00 AM
http://danbyink.bangordailynews.com/files/2012/11/2012-11-08-karl-990x1024.jpg

Rohirrim
11-11-2012, 10:01 AM
http://www.juancole.com/images/2012/11/jwnov8_12.gif

Rohirrim
11-11-2012, 10:07 AM
http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/foxshines.jpg

Odysseus
11-11-2012, 01:28 PM
My only hope is that Rove becomes irrelevant but that probably will not happen. He is one of the worst poisons in politics.

Odysseus
11-11-2012, 05:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_1B0w7Hzc&feature=related

Epic Rap battle between Mitt and Obama.

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
11-11-2012, 05:45 PM
http://jeffreyhill.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d417153ef017ee4e4687d970d-800wi

L0L! :D

If reactions to the election results by the righties on this board are any indication, then this 'toon is right on the money.

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
11-11-2012, 05:47 PM
My only hope is that Rove becomes irrelevant but that probably will not happen. He is one of the worst poisons in politics.

QFT.

Turd Blossom is the poster boy for the "party before country" and "win at all costs" ethic all right-wingers embrace nowadays.

Odysseus
11-11-2012, 05:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_1B0w7Hzc&feature=related

funny rap video / Mitt versus Obama

lonestar
12-09-2012, 01:43 PM
Osama Bin Laden was living with 3 wives in one compound


and never left the house for 5 years.



NObama had nothing to do with it as,



It is now believed he called the Navy Seals himself.

DenverBrit
12-09-2012, 06:09 PM
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana being legalized on the same day.


Leviticus 20:13 - "If a man lays with another man, he should be stoned."

Odysseus
12-10-2012, 11:50 AM
In honor of the foolishness of our political landscape.

lonestar
12-20-2012, 02:32 PM
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives.....



1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.






2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.






3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.





4. A dog's parents never visit.




5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.







6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..




7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.




8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"





9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.




10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.





11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.








And last, but not least.........




12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.


Now the ultimate "now I know" test:



Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.

lonestar
01-14-2013, 02:59 PM
may have posted this before ..

but it is a classic..

TOP-11 "ONLY IN AMERICA"


OBSERVATIONS -- BY A CANADIAN

1) Only in America could the rich people - who pay 86% of all income taxes - be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all.

2) Only in America could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a black President, a black Attorney General, and roughly 18% of the federal workforce is black while only 12% of the population is black

3) Only in America could they have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner, the head of the Treasury Department and Charles Rangel who once ran the Ways and Means Committee, BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.

4) Only in America can they have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.

5) Only in America would they make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege while we discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just 'magically' become American citizens.

6) Only in America could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country's Constitution be thought of as "extremists."

7) Only in America could you need to present a driver's license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.

8) Only in America could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike).

9) Only in America could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a Trillion dollars more than it has per year - for total spending of $7-Million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn't have nearly enough money.

10) Only in America could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 a plate campaign fund-raising event.

11) Only in America can a man with no background, no qualifications and no experience ... and a complete failure at his job ... be reelected.

DenverBrit
01-14-2013, 09:15 PM
I just finished reading a news article about Hillary's hospitalization for a blood clot in her head, presumably as a result of the concussion of a couple of weeks ago.



A blogger wrote that he'd overheard a reporter asking Bill about the situation.



Reporter: "Bill, how is Hillary's head?"



Bill: "Well, she's no Monica but I've got no complaints".

lonestar
01-14-2013, 10:56 PM
I'm Cutting Back & You Should Too - SO Pay attention to this Suggestion!!!!

I'm going to bite the bullet, too!!!!


President Obama ordered the cabinet to cut $100,000,000.00 ($100
million) from the $3,500,000,000,000.00 ($3.5 trillion) federal budget.

I'm so impressed by this sacrifice that I have decided to do the same
thing with my personal budget. I spend about $2,000 a month on
groceries, household expenses, medicine, utilities, etc., but it's time
to get out the budget cutting axe, go through my expenses, and cut back.

I'm going to cut my spending at exactly the same ratio (1/35,000) of my
total budget. After doing the math, it looks like instead of spending
$2,000 a month, I'm going to have to cut that number by six cents. Yes,
I'm going to have to get by with $1999.94, but that's what sacrifice is
all about.

I'll just have to do without some things, that are, frankly, luxuries – six cents worth.

Did this President actually think no one would do the math? Please send
this to everyone on your list so people understand how idiotic a $100
million cut is in a $3.5 trillion budget – ludicrous!!!!!!!

"There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation...
One is by sword...The other is by debt."


John Adams 1826

lonestar
01-21-2013, 11:39 PM
Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew.

This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's plan to employ Harlem youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team, as many races are won or lost in the pits.

However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew's first practice session, notonly was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.

Rohirrim
01-31-2013, 05:29 PM
Dear Red States:

We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've decided we're leaving.

We in New York intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.

We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A).

To sum up briefly:

You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.

We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.

We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard. You get Ol' Miss.

We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.

You get Alabama.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.

We're taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico.

Sincerely,

Citizen of the Enlightened States of America

lonestar
02-18-2013, 05:35 PM
From My Aussie cousin..



Talk about over qualified!




The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Orange, seemed to be far too qualified for the job;
given her arts and education degrees from Sydney University and her job as a social worker and school teacher.


The foreman frowned and said, I have to ask you this:"Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"


"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!"
"I've been divorced three times, owned two Fords, supported the Broncos, and I voted for Julia Gillard."

W*GS
02-18-2013, 05:58 PM
Who here even knows who Julia Gillard is?

I do, because I have a good number of Aussie friends, but to most OMers, her name means nothing.

lonestar, you're really stretching.

Rohirrim
02-18-2013, 08:54 PM
And I'd sure as hell take a Ford over the crap Chevy makes any day of the week.