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bendog
02-13-2012, 02:16 PM
I got my wife's car fixed.

vancejohnson82
02-13-2012, 02:21 PM
taking my Tebow Fathead out to Applebees

bendog
02-13-2012, 02:26 PM
Good thought. I'm gonna get home late after picking up the car, but I should slice the pork loin for chops and cut the onions, so she won't have any prep work beyond searing the chops tomorrow. Hey, I made chicken devin with a from scratch bechamel sause with nutmeg and sherry yesterday.

Garcia Bronco
02-13-2012, 02:36 PM
taking my Tebow Fathead out to Applebees

LMAO


I am going to PIIHB after dinner. :)

vancejohnson82
02-13-2012, 02:49 PM
LMAO


I am going to PIIHB after dinner. :)

I'll have to switch my strategy with that though. My organ down there needed about three weeks to heal from all of the paper cuts I got from PIIHB after the Steelers game

broncocalijohn
02-13-2012, 02:54 PM
Just saw this thread and asked the wife if taking her to vegas with the kids just counted as a valentines day getaway. Didn't work but I am using the short notice trip as the excuse why my VAlentine's Day plans got screwed up. Btw, we were there for my best friend's Dads funeral.

Archer81
02-13-2012, 03:04 PM
Who. It's Who am I doing for Valentines Day.

Geeze.

:Broncos:

Miss I.
02-13-2012, 03:06 PM
apparently I am going to be tutoring Tim Tebow on something. I had a request on another thread. And I am always willing to take one for the team. ;D

Chris
02-13-2012, 03:08 PM
****ing.

vancejohnson82
02-13-2012, 03:10 PM
****ing.

****ting? ****ing? sucking?

there are way too many variables in those stars

Archer81
02-13-2012, 03:11 PM
apparently I am going to be tutoring Tim Tebow on something. I had a request on another thread. And I am always willing to take one for the team. ;D


Aveline, if you shove your thumb up his ass, I win.-Isabela, DA:II.

:Broncos:

Archer81
02-13-2012, 03:13 PM
****ting? ****ing? sucking?

there are way too many variables in those stars


Well...if you shell out for flowers, candy, dinner, romantic getaway, day spa, shopping spree, pedicure, day of beauty, diamonds, emeralds, rubies do you think all of that equals sucky sucky or a chance at the heavenly gates of moisture number 6?

:Broncos:

maher_tyler
02-13-2012, 03:13 PM
I got my wife's car fixed.

Gotta her a card and something from Hallmark. Going to take her to get a massage tomorrow. It's her birthday on the 16th so got her a cast iron tea pot from Teavana along with some of there kick ass tea.

http://www.teavana.com/

55CrushEm
02-13-2012, 03:20 PM
I got my wife's car fixed.

LOL

Shouldn't you do that anyway when it needs work? I mean.....to call that a "gift".....haha.

Miss I.
02-13-2012, 03:22 PM
I got my wife's car fixed.

is this a euphemism? Did you check her chassis, give her a tune up, do an oil change? ;D

Chris
02-13-2012, 03:25 PM
Gotta her a card and something from Hallmark. Going to take her to get a massage tomorrow. It's her birthday on the 16th so got her a cast iron tea pot from Teavana along with some of there kick ass tea.

http://www.teavana.com/

Weird my girl loves teavana too. I hate valentine's day because it's a manufactured holiday with an emotional element that's forced on you. What I hate more is that my girl knows this but is still incapable of divorcing herself from the bs.

There's going to be lots of sucking and ****ing and very little running am***ing, m***raking, oyster sh***ing.


Prediction for spider's valentine's day

T****ing with a side of rest stop ****ing.

Smiling Assassin27
02-13-2012, 03:32 PM
Biggest Loser's on.

Not the TV show, my life. ;)

Archer81
02-13-2012, 03:34 PM
Supposedly going out to lunch or dinner. But I suspect there will be no food until shenanigans ensue. Several times.

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Miss I.
02-13-2012, 03:38 PM
I miss shenanigans...sighhh....

Archer81
02-13-2012, 03:40 PM
I miss shenanigans...sighhh....


So do I. So I will be perfectly OK with shenanigans with a dude who looks VERY henry-esque, even if he is from New Mexico.


:Broncos:

Chris
02-13-2012, 03:56 PM
Also

Hair transplant

Couple stacks of andro

vancejohnson82
02-13-2012, 04:13 PM
Also

Hair transplant

Couple stacks of andro

I'm going to be glued to the OM's Gardening Thread

OBF1
02-13-2012, 04:14 PM
Already took care of "Business" over the weekend.

Wine tasting, Massage and dinner in Solvang CA.

BroncoBeavis
02-13-2012, 04:16 PM
is this a euphemism? Did you check her chassis, give her a tune up, do an oil change? ;D

I prefer to think he changed the fluid in her rear differential.

If you know what I'm sayin'

delany
02-13-2012, 04:51 PM
Already took care of "Business" over the weekend.

Wine tasting, Massage and dinner in Solvang CA.

http://jaymckinnon.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Sideways-not-drinking-merlot.jpg

SonOfLe-loLang
02-13-2012, 05:13 PM
One of these days Ill actually have a date on valentines day

TheElusiveKyleOrton
02-13-2012, 06:37 PM
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Our Valentine's Day was this weekend. Steamboat, skiing, dinners out, hot springs.

Tomorrow I'm taking her to Elway's. Because I'm a romantic.

LongDongJohnson
02-13-2012, 07:56 PM
masturbating like usual.

WABronco
02-13-2012, 08:09 PM
masturbating like usual.

God damn you losers stole all my thunder.

Errrr...how about browsing craigslist for sex and LTR's.

Pick Six
02-13-2012, 08:12 PM
Valentine's Day SHOULD be like any other day...

broncocalijohn
02-13-2012, 08:19 PM
Valentine's Day SHOULD be like any other day...

If you mean not buying flowers (and doing it when you want to do it) then yes I agree.

broncolife
02-13-2012, 08:25 PM
Plan on buying my hand plenty of lotion

Dedhed
02-13-2012, 08:46 PM
LOL

Shouldn't you do that anyway when it needs work? I mean.....to call that a "gift".....haha.

'Tis the season to pander for credit for stuff a man should do every day.

spdirty
02-13-2012, 09:21 PM
If I'm feeling romantic, I'll probably take a shower before jumping on the old battleaxe.

SoCalBronco
02-13-2012, 11:11 PM
No girl so no plans.

I'm reminded of Clockwork Orange's timeless classic (responding to Bob's comment that he was going to do something nice for his significant other...."You're gonna get a manicure?")

Pick Six
02-14-2012, 12:22 AM
If you mean not buying flowers (and doing it when you want to do it) then yes I agree.

That's exactly what I'm saying. If you only show love to your significant other for one day (maybe two, for birthday), then you are doing it wrong...

alkemical
02-14-2012, 06:19 AM
Hookers.

strafen
02-14-2012, 06:47 AM
No girl so no plans.

I'm reminded of Clockwork Orange's timeless classic (responding to Bob's comment that he was going to do something nice for his significant other...."You're gonna get a manicure?")That's awesome. Too funny!
Me, flowers and chocolate, and cooking dinner. I love cooking for my woman. Women love that a lot, by the way...

55CrushEm
02-14-2012, 07:20 AM
If I'm feeling romantic, I'll probably take a shower before jumping on the old battleaxe.

:spit:

Blueflame
02-14-2012, 07:20 AM
Dinner... beer... then pool (here at home on our pool table) sounds very good to me.

oubronco
02-14-2012, 07:36 AM
Happy Fonecan Lovey Dovey Day Ladies!!!!

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TonyR
02-14-2012, 08:00 AM
Happy Fonecan Lovey Dovey Day Ladies!!!!

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/m93k0.gif

^ Seeing this just reminded me how annoying it is that they keep so much crap on TV but shows like Community get canceled because most people are too ****ing stupid to get the joke.

Requiem
02-14-2012, 08:49 AM
Listening I Won't Back Down by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers on repeat as I bang my girlfriend like it is the last day we could!!!!!

OK, no seriously bong rips and Boggle.

HighCountryBronco
02-14-2012, 09:29 AM
Weird my girl loves teavana too. I hate valentine's day because it's a manufactured holiday with an emotional element that's forced on you. What I hate more is that my girl knows this but is still incapable of divorcing herself from the bs.

There's going to be lots of sucking and ****ing and very little running am***ing, m***raking, oyster sh***ing.


Prediction for spider's valentine's day

T****ing with a side of rest stop ****ing.

ROFL!ROFL!

TerrElway
02-14-2012, 09:56 AM
Dinner and Lady Antebellum concert. Not a big country fan myself but the Mrs. loves them so I got tickets and am going to surprise her tonight. She has no idea.

If you don't do your part to help the American economy by buying stuff for your sig other today then the terrorists win.

Kaylore
02-14-2012, 10:02 AM
Ice skating, food, business time.

BroncoBeavis
02-14-2012, 10:06 AM
Ice skating, food, business time.

Business time meaning up close face to face time with the boss.

Kaylore
02-14-2012, 10:09 AM
Business time meaning up close face to face time with the boss.

Sure, if you want to call it that.

Miss I.
02-14-2012, 10:34 AM
okay I'm bored and been sick all day...so I am going to help you boys out with some excellent romantic youtube videos to help you out with your lady friends or your dude friends....hey, it works for me, but being Jessica Alba does help too. ;D

here's a great song...

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Miss I.
02-14-2012, 10:35 AM
a gift that keeps on giving....

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bendog
02-14-2012, 10:36 AM
Eating leftover pasta I cooked on Sun and watching old Gunsmoke on netflix. Maybe conversations with other women or some other movie that I'll hate

Chris
02-14-2012, 10:38 AM
Valentine's day isn't any better when you're with someone

alkemical
02-14-2012, 10:39 AM
Valentine's day isn't any better when you're with someone

There's a bar here that has anti-Vday tonight. Basically a big excuse for singles to get smashed and use the hotel the bar is attached too.

bendog
02-14-2012, 10:41 AM
yeah, it's a pretty contrived holiday. Most longterm marrieds like me settle into something like "get the car fixed plus a new air filter and oil change." Singles ... it's hook up to not be alone. If you're seriously dating it's overpriced food and lousy service at best.

Miss I.
02-14-2012, 10:43 AM
oh one more classic song....this is a real panty dropper...;D

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broncocalijohn
02-14-2012, 11:12 AM
There's a bar here that has anti-Vday tonight. Basically a big excuse for singles to get smashed and use the hotel the bar is attached too.

Best day as a single, horny guy to go out and get some action from women that have less self esteem then from the night before. They are bummed they don't have someone but instead of sulking at home, they are at a bar hoping anyone will give them the time of day. As a male, you will probably give them the time of night but once daylight hits, you are long gone.

alkemical
02-14-2012, 11:18 AM
Best day as a single, horny guy to go out and get some action from women that have less self esteem then from the night before. They are bummed they don't have someone but instead of sulking at home, they are at a bar hoping anyone will give them the time of day. As a male, you will probably give them the time of night but once daylight hits, you are long gone.

I thought you ****ed 'em 3 times to make 'em feel special before you roll?

BroncoBeavis
02-14-2012, 11:24 AM
Sure, if you want to call it that.

I do call it that. She's not a big fan of it though. :)

Drunk Monkey
02-14-2012, 11:41 AM
bla bla bla bla bla then sex with the wife

bendog
02-14-2012, 11:45 AM
bla bla bla bla bla then sex with the wife

God, I hate it when she talks.

LittleFloyd
02-14-2012, 12:52 PM
I bought my wife one of those red vacuum cleaners. Now maybe she will vacuum the carpets.

BroncoBen
02-14-2012, 01:52 PM
I bought my wife one of those red vacuum cleaners. Now maybe she will vacuum the carpets.

LOL.. that will get you in the doghouse for sure. My wife has a standard rule, never ever buy her anything for the house on any holiday or birthday. Keeps it simple for me.. can't go wrong with flowers.. especially delivered to her work.

BroncoBeavis
02-14-2012, 02:38 PM
I bought my wife one of those red vacuum cleaners. Now maybe she will vacuum the carpets.

I always make it a point to buy my wife something white and pretty to wear. Just so my dishwasher matches the fridge...

/rimshot /sorryladies :)

bendog
02-14-2012, 03:23 PM
I'm getting mine a tape recorder. That way I'll have proof that I or the kid told her **** in the morning she never seems to hear.

Spider
02-14-2012, 03:30 PM
I got some broad coming over tonight , I dont even remember her name ...... just another night .........best way to get rid of a woman you don want to hang around ......Just say hun ,I have to go meet my wife for lunch , what are you doing later ? ;D

Cleo McDowell
02-14-2012, 03:38 PM
going to the club where all the fine single ladies are at tonight

Spider
02-14-2012, 03:42 PM
going to the club where all the fine single ladies are at tonight

I would hit all 3 of them ........ Then use the meeting my wife for lunch , line in the morning

Cleo McDowell
02-14-2012, 03:53 PM
I would hit all 3 of them ........ Then use the meeting my wife for lunch , line in the morning

http://i.imgur.com/dLlNT.gif

Requiem
02-14-2012, 03:58 PM
What up guys? Sale on Jergesn?

oubronco
02-14-2012, 04:02 PM
http://www.hdforums.com/forum/image.php?u=187920&dateline=1328816158 (http://www.hdforums.com/forum/members/187920-tundra-bob.html)

Spider
02-14-2012, 04:06 PM
http://i.imgur.com/dLlNT.gif

I wasnt seeking your approval

bendog
02-14-2012, 04:29 PM
I'm working late because I want to.

fdf
02-14-2012, 09:35 PM
Blindfolded my wife. Drove her to Sheplers. Took the blindfold off, she picked out a hot pair of cowgirl boots and wore them home.

broncocalijohn
02-14-2012, 10:10 PM
I thought you ****ed 'em 3 times to make 'em feel special before you roll?

No, I gave them 3 chances to get in the sack before I roll. Those days are long gone.

broncocalijohn
02-14-2012, 10:15 PM
I would hit all 3 of them ........ Then use the meeting my wife for lunch , line in the morning

That doesnt surprise any of us here.

Bronco Yoda
02-14-2012, 10:49 PM
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Doggcow
02-17-2012, 10:53 PM
Well I just finished mine. I picked the lovely lady up this morning, and we went back to my place. I had candles lit (Lavender and Vanilla) throughout my place, so no artificial light was necessary.

Took a huge gamble on dinner (Sushi, had never had it before, but she had told me she loves it, and **** wasabi), but it was pretty good, stuck to Soy for most of it though.

Then a full body massage for her.

We finished up with a long bath.

Oh, and copious amounts of sex throughout said encounter.

Archer81
02-17-2012, 11:04 PM
Well I just finished mine. I picked the lovely lady up this morning, and we went back to my place. I had candles lit (Lavender and Vanilla) throughout my place, so no artificial light was necessary.

Took a huge gamble on dinner (Sushi, had never had it before, but she had told me she loves it, and **** wasabi), but it was pretty good, stuck to Soy for most of it though.

Then a full body massage for her.

We finished up with a long bath.

Oh, and copious amounts of sex throughout said encounter.


Mix a little wasabi into the soy. Adds a nice heat to it. Otherwise, internet high 5.

:Broncos:

Doggcow
02-17-2012, 11:12 PM
Mix a little wasabi into the soy. Adds a nice heat to it. Otherwise, internet high 5.

:Broncos:

It tasted ****ing scary. Nothing I've ever had like it before lol. It was a great laugh, she was enjoying my face.

Lol, thanks! It went over well I think.

Oh I forgot to mention the handcuffs from the bedposts. First thing she noticed too... "Awww, you used the soft handcuffs? You're so sweet."

She's a keeper ;)

Archer81
02-17-2012, 11:22 PM
It tasted ****ing scary. Nothing I've ever had like it before lol. It was a great laugh, she was enjoying my face.

Lol, thanks! It went over well I think.

Oh I forgot to mention the handcuffs from the bedposts. First thing she noticed too... "Awww, you used the soft handcuffs? You're so sweet."

She's a keeper ;)


First time I had sushi my buddy made me try a sampler platter. Had a fish on it that was bubblegum pink. It was liking eating vaseline and bubblegum with a hint of day old pork fat that had sat in the sun. Luckily the tuna, ahi and salmon made up for it.

My valentines day was interesting. All kinds of awesome shenanigans did ensue, but there was actual conversation before and after and during. I did not expect that. Or actually going out to a sit down restaurant rather then chili's or whatever. It was pretty f'ing sweet.

:Broncos:

Doggcow
02-17-2012, 11:51 PM
First time I had sushi my buddy made me try a sampler platter. Had a fish on it that was bubblegum pink. It was liking eating vaseline and bubblegum with a hint of day old pork fat that had sat in the sun. Luckily the tuna, ahi and salmon made up for it.

My valentines day was interesting. All kinds of awesome shenanigans did ensue, but there was actual conversation before and after and during. I did not expect that. Or actually going out to a sit down restaurant rather then chili's or whatever. It was pretty f'ing sweet.

:Broncos:

Shenanigans are the point of Valentine's. All the guys that complain about it suck. It's like prom, guaranteed sex, but instead of your first sex, it's REALLY GOOD SEX.

Archer81
02-17-2012, 11:59 PM
Shenanigans are the point of Valentine's. All the guys that complain about it suck. It's like prom, guaranteed sex, but instead of your first sex, it's REALLY GOOD SEX.


I expected the shenanigans. I did not expect everything else. So I was pleasantly surprised.

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