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Shananahan
02-08-2012, 01:03 PM
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/photo/2012/0207/grant_tim_kenny_640.jpg&w=640&h=360

A snippet:
You see, Gifted Young Athlete, people look at us and they see all they don't have. It's like, "homeboy's over there gettin' 'er done! And Jesus loves him too! **** that guy."

But can you really blame them? Wouldn't you be pissed? Jesus helps us win at sports games, yet he's nowhere to be found when poor people need important medicine for their kid's infection, or when they're late on a mortgage payment. Think about it. There are folks in Africa who get AIDS without even being gay. Yet here Jesus is, helping me & Tebow out in sports, just because we're maybe a little bit cooler in his eyes. It's a raw deal, plain and simple. Even though he's hooking me up, I still see it's kind of a c***sucker move on Jesus's part.

But my advice to you, Mr. Tebow, from one Gifted Young Athlete to another: don't kill yourself trying to make sense of all the madness. Just hold on to your dick and have a good time. Believe me, it's all you can do. Make no apologies, either. Those are for weak people, and the haters will hate you anyway. It's not our fault we're awesome, playboy. It's Jesus's. As the gorgeous b****es in the makeup commercials used to say, "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7552472/kenny-powers-eastbound-sends-open-letter-tim-tebow

jonny1
02-08-2012, 01:08 PM
Well, that is the worst piece of crap I've read in awhile.

Can I get my 2 minutes back?

Shananahan
02-08-2012, 01:11 PM
Over your head, perhaps.

bendog
02-08-2012, 01:11 PM
It made me weep. LOL. Seriously, Tebow flies his Jesus flag high, in almost an exhibitionist frenzy, but not in that mean way. I wish the Tebowites would just ascend and leave us behind, but if Tebow can pass, I can even tolerate them .... not well, but I'll do it.

Houshyamama
02-08-2012, 01:13 PM
Well, that is the worst piece of crap I've read in awhile.

Can I get my 2 minutes back?

It took you two minutes to read that?

http://www.veryicon.com/icon/png/Movie%20%26%20TV/South%20Park%20Cartman/Cartman%20Special%20Olympics%20head.png

JK

bronco militia
02-08-2012, 01:19 PM
bwahaha!

TheFullTebow
02-08-2012, 01:45 PM
GB2

BroncosCanada
02-08-2012, 02:01 PM
C@****cker move by Jesus - brilliant. Loved the article.

Bronco Yoda
02-08-2012, 02:01 PM
Love KP. You either get the joke of it all or not.

I saw an interview of one of the creators of the show. He said there's three type of people. Those who don't get the joke. Those who appreciate the joke if it all..... and finally those who relate to Kenny Powers.

The last one you need to run from ... Hilarious!

bendog
02-08-2012, 02:03 PM
Jesus has no time for men who act like Pussies!@

bronco militia
02-08-2012, 02:07 PM
nsfw

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Archer81
02-08-2012, 02:08 PM
Love KP. You either get the joke of it all or not.

I saw an interview of one of the creators of the show. He said there's three type of people. Those who don't get the joke. Those who appreciate the joke if it all..... and finally those who relate to Kenny Powers.

The last one you need to run from ... Hilarious!


My brothers happen to be two such people.

It's charming, really.

:Broncos:

RhymesayersDU
02-08-2012, 02:14 PM
Kenny Powers rules, and if you don't like him YOU'RE ****ING OUT!

New season coming in a week or two, stoked.

Spider
02-08-2012, 02:14 PM
who in the **** is Kenny Powers ?

RhymesayersDU
02-08-2012, 02:17 PM
The best pitcher ever, has got a God damned cannon for a right arm!

bronco militia
02-08-2012, 02:17 PM
who in the **** is Kenny Powers ?

show on HBO....

Spider
02-08-2012, 02:18 PM
The best pitcher ever, has got a God damned cannon for a right arm!

who does he play for ? even better then the big unit Randy Johnson ?

Spider
02-08-2012, 02:19 PM
show on HBO....

the Kenny powers hour ?

Bronco Yoda
02-08-2012, 02:22 PM
LOL.......

If KP was a Truck Driver he'd be Spider without a doubt!!!!!

bronco militia
02-08-2012, 02:24 PM
the Kenny powers hour ?

Google is your friend

Spider
02-08-2012, 02:26 PM
LOL.......

If KP was a Truck Driver he'd be Spider without a doubt!!!!!

should I be flattered ?

Spider
02-08-2012, 02:26 PM
Google is your friend

yeah kinda hard to find him in major league baseball

Bronco Yoda
02-08-2012, 02:31 PM
should I be flattered ?


I guess it all depends how you look at it. But at the end of the day, we all get a kick out of the goofhead. That can't be a bad thing.

Spider
02-08-2012, 02:37 PM
I guess it all depends how you look at it. But at the end of the day, we all get a kick out of the goofhead. That can't be a bad thing.

LOL i just watched that clip ....... I am so much cooler then him ;D

BroncoMan4ever
02-08-2012, 02:39 PM
Well, that is the worst piece of crap I've read in awhile.

Can I get my 2 minutes back?

2 MINUTES???

that was like 10 sentences long. i think you might have bigger problems than not getting the joke.

elsid13
02-08-2012, 02:41 PM
LOL i just watched that clip ....... I am so much cooler then him ;D

I doubt that you have his ability to attract the women

Spider
02-08-2012, 02:44 PM
I doubt that you have his ability to attract the women

Ha! thats where you are wrong ............ seriously .....I do get alot of dates .....and I have a great plan I use when I am dating 2 women and they find out about each other ............ Run like hell and get a new motel room ;)

Bronco Yoda
02-08-2012, 02:48 PM
****WARNING*****
bad language

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Spider
02-08-2012, 02:54 PM
Ok I like Kenny Powers , I would let him be my side kick

BroncoBeavis
02-08-2012, 02:57 PM
Ha! thats where you are wrong ............ seriously .....I do get alot of dates .....and I have a great plan I use when I am dating 2 women and they find out about each other ............ Run like hell and get a new motel room ;)

Spidog always takes the Lot Lizards to hotels. That way when he pulls the inevitable Skrog n' Jog, they don't know what his truck looks like.

Spider
02-08-2012, 02:58 PM
Spidog always takes the Lot Lizards to hotels. That way when he pulls the inevitable Skrog n' Jog, they don't know what his truck looks like.

it works , you dont know what my truck looks like ..............

BroncoBeavis
02-08-2012, 03:01 PM
it works , you dont know what my truck looks like ..............

That's true. I am the 99%

Heyneck
02-08-2012, 03:05 PM
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✡✡ JOSHUA ✡✡
02-08-2012, 03:10 PM
Well, that is the worst piece of crap I've read in awhile.

Can I get my 2 minutes back?

you're really lame!

Spider
02-08-2012, 03:11 PM
That's true. I am the 99%

hey i know who you are then .. the only lot lizzard that doesnt get banged ..... need some sympathy money ?

Spider
02-08-2012, 03:15 PM
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Hilarious!

BroncoBeavis
02-08-2012, 03:30 PM
hey i know who you are then .. the only lot lizzard that doesnt get banged ..... need some sympathy money ?

With you? That probably would be 99% of them.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSiSZ7gKqxRYFJPE1nCPGUVaEHLzhr-ef_nqOzVK5Ur7sHbsfw0

Would take a world class circus contortionist just to make it work. :)

Spider
02-08-2012, 03:44 PM
With you? That probably would be 99% of them.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSiSZ7gKqxRYFJPE1nCPGUVaEHLzhr-ef_nqOzVK5Ur7sHbsfw0

Would take a world class circus contortionist just to make it work. :)

huh ? ......you must really like that guy ... admit it you are turned on , I bet every time you post that pic , you say to your self , come on you pop belly stud give it up to me ....... you cant fool me ........

Drunken.Broncoholic
02-08-2012, 03:48 PM
theres no Bunting in Football...


if you watch the entire 1st season, you can notice his chick losing weight with each episode...shes got some bigguns that Al Bundy would like..

Spider
02-08-2012, 04:01 PM
With you? That probably would be 99% of them.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSiSZ7gKqxRYFJPE1nCPGUVaEHLzhr-ef_nqOzVK5Ur7sHbsfw0

Would take a world class circus contortionist just to make it work. :)

this is more like me then your pic ............
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BroncoBeavis
02-08-2012, 04:02 PM
huh ? ......you must really like that guy ... admit it you are turned on , I bet every time you post that pic , you say to your self , come on you pop belly stud give it up to me ....... you cant fool me ........

I have a huge appreciation for all superhero crimefighting Truck Drivers and the obvious peak physical conditioning it takes to maintain what is quite obviously THE most demanding and difficult occupation still legal in the lower 48 States.

Spider
02-08-2012, 04:09 PM
I have a huge appreciation for all superhero crimefighting Truck Drivers and the obvious peak physical conditioning it takes to maintain what is quite obviously THE most demanding and difficult occupation still legal in the lower 48 States.

Apology accepted . props for showing the proper respect ....... I forgive you , you may now go .........

Lestat
02-08-2012, 07:23 PM
that was simply awesome lol. KP is the man and even when he says dumb **** he makes it funny.

Bronco Yoda
02-08-2012, 08:30 PM
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Of course the REAL good ones we can't post...lol

Bronco Yoda
02-08-2012, 09:09 PM
So much goodness on the interwebs it's stupid.....or is that the other way around? hehe

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El Jué
02-08-2012, 09:19 PM
who in the **** is Kenny Powers ?

Basically, this.

Bronco Yoda
02-08-2012, 09:34 PM
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oubronco
02-09-2012, 07:12 AM
He's Kenny mother****ing Powers

jonny1
02-09-2012, 08:02 AM
you're really lame!

Guess there's nothing left to do but kill myself.

Spider
02-09-2012, 08:25 AM
Guess there's nothing left to do but kill myself.

video ?

jonny1
02-09-2012, 09:49 AM
video ?

Good idea, Spider.

Maybe I could have you come punch me in the throat! :~ohyah!:

Spider
02-09-2012, 09:50 AM
Good idea, Spider.

Maybe I could have you come punch me in the throat! :~ohyah!:

is there any money in it for me ? ;D

jonny1
02-09-2012, 10:45 AM
is there any money in it for me ? ;D

If I can get Macgruder to come along, will you do it for free? ^5

Spider
02-09-2012, 11:07 AM
If I can get Macgruder to come along, will you do it for free? ^5

oh hell yes ^5

jonny1
02-09-2012, 12:11 PM
oh hell yes ^5

:thumbs:

Bronco Rob
02-19-2012, 06:38 PM
:thumbs:

Drunken.Broncoholic
02-19-2012, 08:35 PM
Shaboom's