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Spider
02-06-2012, 03:40 PM
Talk about punks , the people 2 doors down from me , She left her husband , living in this motel , with her boyfriend , kids , her Husband shows up , boyfriend pulls a 9 sticks it in hubbys face , I was staying out of it , until kids gather around , start watching so I go over there cause now kids can get hurt , he points the gun at me , I slap it out of his hands then hit him with a short left hook he has a glass chandelier for a jaw , LMAo ****er runs into the motel room grabs a night stick ..... then runs back inside .......So now am waiting on the cops to show up ,so if dont post again tonight , I will be in jail

elsid13
02-06-2012, 03:44 PM
Mad People Skills.....

Kaylore
02-06-2012, 03:45 PM
Well at least you didn't punch him in the throat...for the kids, of course.

Spider
02-06-2012, 03:47 PM
Mad People Skills.....

I was going to stay out of it , but once kids started gathering around then I had to step in ,Besides wasnt scared if he was going to pull the trigger he would have before I got there ...... I just didnt want it to discharge around those kids

Spider
02-06-2012, 03:47 PM
Well at least you didn't punch him in the throat...for the kids, of course.

I should have though ........ you dont pull a firearm out when innocent kids are around , that pissed me off

Spider
02-06-2012, 03:48 PM
well the cops finally show up ......... wish me luck ;D

crush17
02-06-2012, 03:54 PM
Quick get on the message board!

Lycan
02-06-2012, 03:55 PM
I'm sure you did Chuck Norris proud.

Meck77
02-06-2012, 03:59 PM
Well good luck. If not we'll see you in 90 days to a year?

McDman
02-06-2012, 04:02 PM
Wouldn't you slapping the gun out of his hand put the kids in more danger of being accidentally shot?

Spider
02-06-2012, 04:11 PM
well found out why he didnt pull the trigger ..........It was a pellet gun ..... stole my thunder

Spider
02-06-2012, 04:12 PM
Quick get on the message board!

well I sure in the hell wouldnt be hiding under the bed next to you .......

Spider
02-06-2012, 04:12 PM
Well good luck. If not we'll see you in 90 days to a year?

didnt even get assault charges

Spider
02-06-2012, 04:13 PM
Wouldn't you slapping the gun out of his hand put the kids in more danger of being accidentally shot?

no when I slapped the gun it went back into the room

Spider
02-06-2012, 04:15 PM
I'm sure you did Chuck Norris proud.

well of course ........ shouldnt even be any doubt about that .......

Mogulseeker
02-06-2012, 04:16 PM
Quick get on the message board!

^ This, lol.

I just beotch slapped a dude with a gun... now I'm gonna post it on a football forum.

Spider
02-06-2012, 04:17 PM
^ This, lol.

I just beotch slapped a dude with a gun... now I'm gonna post it on a football forum.

gotta liven this place up some how ........let me ask you what would you have done ?

Mogulseeker
02-06-2012, 04:18 PM
If true... this thread becomes evidence, BTW.

elsid13
02-06-2012, 04:18 PM
Well I guess it time for Bobo to dance

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/J659hiXiUbM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Mogulseeker
02-06-2012, 04:18 PM
gotta liven this place up some how ........let me ask you what would you have done ?

Climbed into the air duct and Ninja-dropped the guy. Then I'd prolly shoot him in the kneecaps.

Spider
02-06-2012, 04:18 PM
If true... this thread becomes evidence, BTW.

yeah so I already talked to the cops ........they lock me up ,, they lock me up , not worried

Spider
02-06-2012, 04:19 PM
Well I guess it time for Bobo to dance

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/J659hiXiUbM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

How many times do i have to tell you , you cant dance ...........

Spider
02-06-2012, 04:20 PM
Climbed into the air duct and Ninja-dropped the guy. Then I'd prolly shoot him in the kneecaps.

Translation =I would be hiding under the bed with some of the women

Spider
02-06-2012, 04:22 PM
In all honesty , I should try and tap that wife /Girlfriend , she wasnt half bad ......

Cleo McDowell
02-06-2012, 04:29 PM
yeah so I already talked to the cops ........they lock me up ,, they lock me up , not worried


http://jamespoling.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/invisible_typewriter.jpg

Your story is very compelling. So I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter.

Spider
02-06-2012, 04:29 PM
http://jamespoling.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/invisible_typewriter.jpg

Your story is very compelling. So I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter.

I know I am a legend ........

Dr. Broncenstein
02-06-2012, 04:32 PM
Life in the Mobile Estates sounds like an action movie.

Spider
02-06-2012, 04:33 PM
Life in the Mobile Estates sounds like an action movie.

;D the trailer hood ........... I like it

oubronco
02-06-2012, 04:33 PM
In all honesty , I should try and tap that wife /Girlfriend , she wasnt half bad ......

Hit it and don't quit it

Spider
02-06-2012, 04:36 PM
Hit it and don't quit it

;D oh no ,hit it then have to quit it , I dont think all of those kids are hers , but there is at least 10 of them

Dr. Broncenstein
02-06-2012, 04:37 PM
Fast Times at Double Wide High.

oubronco
02-06-2012, 04:38 PM
Fast Times at Double Wide High.

Hilarious! :strong:

Spider
02-06-2012, 04:39 PM
Fast Times at Double Wide High.

General lot space ...... hell any more trailer parks are pretty high class , I live in cheap kitchenettes in the heart of cities ;)

Vegas_Bronco
02-06-2012, 04:41 PM
In all honesty , I should try and tap that wife /Girlfriend , she wasnt half bad ......

For the kids sake right?...my 73 yr old neighbor says to come over and bring your tap shoes.

Spider
02-06-2012, 04:43 PM
For the kids sake right?...my 73 yr old neighbor says to come over and bring your tap shoes.
well tell her to hold on , the cops didnt take boyfriend away either , so I just may have to do 73 year old ........

oubronco
02-06-2012, 04:46 PM
Come on over spidey

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2011/1/7/5cbaa883-2610-4152-9c5a-a73fa3e6e68e.jpeg

Smilin Assassin
02-06-2012, 04:46 PM
http://jamespoling.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/invisible_typewriter.jpg

Your story is very compelling. So I'll just type it up on my invisible typewriter.

^ lmao

DHallblows
02-06-2012, 04:46 PM
I was going to stay out of it , but once kids started gathering around then I had to step in ,Besides wasnt scared if he was going to pull the trigger he would have before I got there ...... I just didnt want it to discharge around those kids

Not the first time you've said that...

Spider
02-06-2012, 04:46 PM
Come on over spidey

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2011/1/7/5cbaa883-2610-4152-9c5a-a73fa3e6e68e.jpeg

I can take her ;D

Spider
02-06-2012, 04:47 PM
Not the first time you've said that...

hey now , lets dont take it there , thats not even cool , keep your pedophile fantasy's off line

DHallblows
02-06-2012, 04:49 PM
hey now , lets dont take it there , thats not even cool , keep your pedophile fantasy's off line

Woaaaaaah, I was just assuming you've saved a child from a gun before...wow man, wow

Spider
02-06-2012, 04:51 PM
Woaaaaaah, I was just assuming you've saved a child from a gun before...wow man, wow
Alright then my bad ........ But you can see how that can be taken wrong .....

Irish Stout
02-06-2012, 05:05 PM
Thats a pretty exciting story. Dudes who pull guns during domestic disputes deserve to be bitch slapped. Dudes who pull pellet guns are total morons.

You live an interesting life Spider.

Spider
02-06-2012, 05:08 PM
Thats a pretty exciting story. Dudes who pull guns during domestic disputes deserve to be b**** slapped. Dudes who pull pellet guns are total morons.

You live an interesting life Spider.

LOL Ima saying he had a 9 , the deputy picks it up and it is a pellet gun an empty one at that ....... totally stole my thunder , Now I just look like a bully ......

GreatBronco16
02-06-2012, 05:27 PM
LOL Ima saying he had a 9 , the deputy picks it up and it is a pellet gun an empty one at that ....... totally stole my thunder , Now I just look like a bully ......

So he stuck it in your face and you couldn't tell that it was a pellet gun and somehow mistake that end of the barrel for a 9mm?


Ok, I'll be the first.......I'm calling BS on this story. Worthless without pics. :D

Dr. Broncenstein
02-06-2012, 05:32 PM
When two males are involved in a domestic violence scenario and a firearm is brandished, I would imagine the likelihood of someone dying to approach 100%.

Spider
02-06-2012, 05:33 PM
So he stuck it in your face and you couldn't tell that it was a pellet gun and somehow mistake that end of the barrel for a 9mm?


Ok, I'll be the first.......I'm calling BS on this story. Worthless without pics. :D

LMAO dont really care if you think it is bullshiat or not ........seriously your opinion means nothing......

GreatBronco16
02-06-2012, 05:33 PM
When two males are involved in a domestic violence scenario and a firearm is brandished, I would imagine the likelihood of someone dying to approach 100%.

Well, truckin ain't easy.

Dr. Broncenstein
02-06-2012, 05:33 PM
Well, truckin ain't easy.

But it's necessary.

GreatBronco16
02-06-2012, 05:33 PM
LMAO dont really care if you think it is bullshiat or not ........seriously your opinion means nothing......

Well it was a nice short story. lol

Spider
02-06-2012, 05:35 PM
When two males are involved in a domestic violence scenario and a firearm is brandished, I would imagine the likelihood of someone dying to approach 100%.

why not approach ? .....worst he can do is kill you .....and like I said if he was going ot shoot he would have before I got close enough ... the guy that shot my dad wasnt playing , he was serious , this guy =clown

BleedingOrange
02-06-2012, 05:38 PM
Can tell you from experience that the opening looking from that end of the barrel always looks bigger.

Dr. Broncenstein
02-06-2012, 05:39 PM
why not approach ? .....worst he can do is kill you .....and like I said if he was going ot shoot he would have before I got close enough ... the guy that shot my dad wasnt playing , he was serious , this guy =clown

I'm just imagining a hypothetical scenario where two men are fighting over a woman... one of which is married to said woman. If one of the guys pulls a gun, someone is going to die. So basically, I don't believe your story.

Spider
02-06-2012, 05:39 PM
Can tell you from experience that the opening looking from that end of the barrel always looks bigger.

looked like a cannon ;D but thats ok great 16 only knows video games ........cant expect him to understand the business end of a gun .....

Spider
02-06-2012, 05:41 PM
I'm just imagining a hypothetical scenario where two men are fighting over a woman... one of which is married to said woman. If one of the guys pulls a gun, someone is going to die. So basically, I don't believe your story.

LOL I am hurt .... ok not really , dont give a rats ass what say you on anything , dont know why you think I care on this ......

Dr. Broncenstein
02-06-2012, 05:43 PM
LOL I am hurt .... ok not really , dont give a rats ass what you on anything , dont know why you think I care on this ......

Probably because you spend time replying. And your story is bullshiat. Entertaining and whatnot, but 100% bullshiat.

BleedingOrange
02-06-2012, 05:44 PM
looked like a cannon ;D but thats ok great 16 only knows video games ........cant expect him to understand the business end of a gun .....

Yes it does ^5

sisterhellfyre
02-06-2012, 05:45 PM
Climbed into the air duct and Ninja-dropped the guy. Then I'd prolly shoot him in the kneecaps.

With the pellet gun?

SonOfLe-loLang
02-06-2012, 05:46 PM
why not approach ? .....worst he can do is kill you .....and like I said if he was going ot shoot he would have before I got close enough ... the guy that shot my dad wasnt playing , he was serious , this guy =clown

Your life is a lot more exciting than mine.

I did live with an international hooker for 5 weeks though, so theres that?

Spider
02-06-2012, 05:46 PM
Probably because you spend time replying. And your story is bullshiat. Entertaining and whatnot, but 100% bullshiat.

LOL naw , I just put you in check when you run your pie hole , it doesnt matter to me if you believe or not , wanna think it is bullshiat be my guest........

Spider
02-06-2012, 05:48 PM
Your life is a lot more exciting than mine.

I did live with an international hooker for 5 weeks though, so theres that?

;D .....want excitement , just go to a run down cheap ass motel in the run down part of town , get a room for a week or 2 ..... be surprised what you see

Spider
02-06-2012, 05:49 PM
Yes it does ^5

;D been shot at 3 times , 1 time was by my own dad ...... talk about an eye opener ;D

Spider
02-06-2012, 05:52 PM
better clarify my dad shooting at me , he was drunk said he was going to make a man out of me , pulled out the pistol and started shooting , later when he sobered up , he showed me that he only used blanks , so that really doesnt count ;D

Dr. Broncenstein
02-06-2012, 05:53 PM
LOL naw , I just put you in check when you run your pie hole , it doesnt matter to me if you believe or not , wanna think it is bullshiat be my guest........

I don't think it's bullshiat dude... I know it is. There is no way in hell that two men are going to come out alive from a domestic violence situation where even a fake gun is involved.

BleedingOrange
02-06-2012, 05:53 PM
Mine was only a cops .38, but I could have sworn it was big enough to crawl up in.

Spider
02-06-2012, 05:54 PM
I don't think it's bullshiat dude... I know it is. There is no way in hell that two men are going to come out alive from a domestic violence situation where even a fake gun is involved.

If you say so ..........desnt matter to me believe what you want

Spider
02-06-2012, 05:55 PM
Mine was only a cops .38, but I could have sworn it was big enough to crawl up in.

LMAO my dad's .22 looked like a 12 gauge blanks or not ....... I was runnin all over the place zigging and zagging like I was really dodging bullets .....

Spider
02-06-2012, 05:57 PM
second time was on Alameda ave and I 10 in L.A. now that shiat was serious ...... 3 rd time was in Detriot off of Mack st and Chrysler on my way to wolverine packaging , lost a mirror on that one

Shananahan
02-06-2012, 06:07 PM
I stand corrected, Spider.

There are balls, and then there are trucker balls.

broncocalijohn
02-06-2012, 06:10 PM
Well at least you didn't punch him in the throat...for the kids, of course.

Actually, if he did, dude would have been dead. Spider getting soft!

Spider
02-06-2012, 06:15 PM
Actually, if he did, dude would have been dead. Spider getting soft!

no just more diplomatic ..........

broncosteven
02-06-2012, 07:20 PM
Talk about punks , the people 2 doors down from me , She left her husband , living in this motel , with her boyfriend , kids , her Husband shows up , boyfriend pulls a 9 sticks it in hubbys face , I was staying out of it , until kids gather around , start watching so I go over there cause now kids can get hurt , he points the gun at me , I slap it out of his hands then hit him with a short left hook he has a glass chandelier for a jaw , LMAo ****er runs into the motel room grabs a night stick ..... then runs back inside .......So now am waiting on the cops to show up ,so if dont post again tonight , I will be in jail

Did this all take place in a Truck Stop men's room?

LOL

Spider
02-06-2012, 07:23 PM
Did this all take place in a Truck Stop men's room?

LOL

LOL no that place is high brow compered to this place

RhymesayersDU
02-06-2012, 07:46 PM
Not the first time you've said that...

/thread

DHallblows
02-06-2012, 07:50 PM
I'm glad SOMEONE appreciated it

crush17
02-06-2012, 08:43 PM
LOL this thread is awesome

Powderaddict
02-07-2012, 05:10 AM
Why post on a message board if you "don't care what people think"?

GreatBronco16
02-07-2012, 05:17 AM
Why post on a message board if you "don't care what people think"?

It doesn't matter what you think about him not caring what you think about him posting on a message board........that he really doesn't care about your opinion.:giggle:

BroncoBeavis
02-07-2012, 05:31 AM
I don't think it's bullshiat dude... I know it is. There is no way in hell that two men are going to come out alive from a domestic violence situation where even a fake gun is involved.

I'm tellin ya. Just read everything Spider writes to yourself with this guy's voice

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRSBaiouvX-8LkUUXHgMeWUXo-sQRML5-wFKGzXoYl3qiQzRAUqtA

It makes everything make complete sense.

jhns
02-07-2012, 06:12 AM
What kind of pussy mistakes a pellet gun for a real gun, when close to it? I mean, I get it if it is dark and distant. If it is close, you are just an idiot.

Pony Boy
02-07-2012, 06:39 AM
well found out why he didnt pull the trigger ..........It was a pellet gun ..... stole my thunder

You'll shoot your eye out ......

Powderaddict
02-07-2012, 07:05 AM
I'm tellin ya. Just read everything Spider writes to yourself with this guy's voice

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRSBaiouvX-8LkUUXHgMeWUXo-sQRML5-wFKGzXoYl3qiQzRAUqtA

It makes everything make complete sense.

It works. It really works!

Irish Stout
02-07-2012, 07:17 AM
What kind of p***Y mistakes a pellet gun for a real gun, when close to it? I mean, I get it if it is dark and distant. If it is close, you are just an idiot.

I wouldn't know. The only type of gun I have ever owned or shot is a shot gun.

http://www.remtek.com/arms/glock/model/9/19/19.gif

http://thegreatestnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Pellet-Gun.jpg

So I guess I am a pussy.

jhns
02-07-2012, 07:20 AM
I am a p***Y.

You said it.

houghtam
02-07-2012, 07:44 AM
I wouldn't know. The only type of gun I have ever owned or shot is a shot gun.

http://www.remtek.com/arms/glock/model/9/19/19.gif

http://thegreatestnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Pellet-Gun.jpg

So I guess I am a p***Y.

I think I got ya beat, buddy.

Here's mine.

Play2win
02-07-2012, 07:51 AM
I think I got ya beat, buddy.

Here's mine.

Damn I used to own one pretty close to that a when I was young. Percussion rifle. Shot flintlocks, they're fun too. Definitely experienced the real "flash in the pan".

Now, flintlock pistols are a trick, thats for sure... ;D

jhns
02-07-2012, 07:59 AM
Let me help spidey and others out. The best pellet guns are made out of far cheaper/thinner metals. This is harder to see in the posted pictures though. Kind of like how pictures of Burger King Whoppers look ten times better in Burger King advertisements. The hole gets very small just after the end of the barrel. A real guns barrel is the same size all the way down. The pellet gun in the above picture looks like it could be split in half. It has a seam running all the way around the gun. If a real gun were made like this, it would explode within a few shots.

There, now you can all know if you are going to die or just get your eye shot out.

Eldorado
02-07-2012, 08:06 AM
Why post on a message board if you "don't care what people think"?

The answer to that question should be exceedingly obvious.

Mogulseeker
02-07-2012, 08:08 AM
With the pellet gun?

Still hurts. Hilarious!

Powderaddict
02-07-2012, 08:11 AM
So we're OT'ing this thread into "what guns do you own"?

Cool!

I'm kind of boring, I only own a Ruger 10/22 I got to plink around with, and a Savage .308 hunting rifle.

Rohirrim
02-07-2012, 08:15 AM
I hear it's nice in Myrtle Beach this time of year.

Pony Boy
02-07-2012, 08:18 AM
I guess Spider is not you average truck driver ……. I took a motorcycle ride the other day and stopped at a Love’s truck stop for gas and had a subway sandwich. I sat and watched several truck drivers come in to pay for diesel. Most were either fat slobs or skinny little weasels, I didn’t see one guy or gal that looked like they could throat punch anyone.

Smilin Assassin
02-07-2012, 08:18 AM
It's Legit.

Saw the picture in this morning's paper.

BMF Bronco
02-07-2012, 08:21 AM
This thread brings a smile to my face!

oubronco
02-07-2012, 08:34 AM
Never seen any truckers like this

http://www.lifeasatrucker.com/images/female-truck-driver-talks-safety-to-change-the-negative-image-of-truckers-21256257.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/01/article-1023402-016D394E00000578-987_468x479.jpg

MplsBronco
02-07-2012, 08:47 AM
^ This, lol.

I just beotch slapped a dude with a gun... now I'm gonna post it on a football forum.

Yeah, makes the whole story sound so believable.

Kaylore
02-07-2012, 09:06 AM
With the pellet gun?

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sHbPgDvAvf0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Kaylore
02-07-2012, 09:12 AM
I'm tellin ya. Just read everything Spider writes to yourself with this guy's voice


It makes everything make complete sense.

"Madonna's still got it!!!!!!"

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRSBaiouvX-8LkUUXHgMeWUXo-sQRML5-wFKGzXoYl3qiQzRAUqtA


Hey, it works! :~ohyah!:

SonOfLe-loLang
02-07-2012, 09:22 AM
I would have no idea the difference between a pellet gun and a real one. And if it were being pointed at me, I doubt I'd study the differences.

I guess we all can't be JHNS

GreatBronco16
02-07-2012, 09:27 AM
I would have no idea the difference between a pellet gun and a real one. And if it were being pointed at me, I doubt I'd study the differences.

I guess we all can't be JHNS

I guess you'd just pee your pants like all the cool kids huh?:giggle:

jhns
02-07-2012, 09:27 AM
I would have no idea the difference between a pellet gun and a real one. And if it were being pointed at me, I doubt I'd study the differences.

I guess we all can't be JHNS

You guys take **** far too seriously. I was making fun of spider. Now stop crying.

It is easy to tell though. A real guns barrel doesn't go to a much smaller hole part way in... Even if it were a real gun, you would be taking a bullet that is smaller than a .22. Man up.

SonOfLe-loLang
02-07-2012, 09:32 AM
I guess you'd just pee your pants like all the cool kids huh?:giggle:

yep! probably!

SonOfLe-loLang
02-07-2012, 09:33 AM
You guys take **** far too seriously. I was making fun of spider. Now stop crying.

It is easy to tell though. A real guns barrel doesn't go to a much smaller hole part way in... Even if it were a real gun, you would be taking a bullet that is smaller than a .22. Man up.

Is there a yawning emoticon?

jhns
02-07-2012, 09:34 AM
Is there a yawning emoticon?

Says the little girl.

Kaylore
02-07-2012, 09:46 AM
I would have no idea the difference between a pellet gun and a real one. And if it were being pointed at me, I doubt I'd study the differences.

I guess we all can't be JHNS

McFan's all think pellet gun is just a synonym for "Glock."

jhns
02-07-2012, 09:48 AM
McFan's all think pellet gun is just a synonym for "Glock."

Or, they are just little women. This can be easily seen as they continually got their feelings hurt by pro football players. This happened even though those players will never even know the McFans exist. You are a pretty pathetic bunch.

SonOfLe-loLang
02-07-2012, 10:12 AM
Or, they are just little women. This can be easily seen as they continually got their feelings hurt by pro football players. This happened even though those players will never even know the McFans exist. You are a pretty pathetic bunch.

Says the guy that STILL bitches about Cutler.

You must be one lonely soul.

jhns
02-07-2012, 10:14 AM
Says the guy that STILL b****es about Cutler.

You must be one lonely soul.

I don't bitch about Cutler. I make fun of you for bitching about Cutler. Don't worry, your post history makes it easy to see what a little bitch you are. This is nothing new.

SonOfLe-loLang
02-07-2012, 10:16 AM
I don't b**** about Cutler. I make fun of you for b****ing about Cutler. Don't worry, your post history makes it easy to see what a little b**** you are. This is nothing new.

Really? Thats my reputation around here? As a whiny bitch?

jhns
02-07-2012, 10:51 AM
Really? Thats my reputation around here? As a whiny b****?

Yup. You and about half the forum. Men aren't very common here.

You are more of a bitch than most though.

Beantown Bronco
02-07-2012, 10:57 AM
I guess you'd just pee your pants like all the cool kids huh?:giggle:

Consider me Miles Davis.

SonOfLe-loLang
02-07-2012, 10:57 AM
Yup. You and about half the forum. Men aren't very common here.

You are more of a b**** than most though.

Oh good! I'm glad we got that settled.

I'm gonna go pout for the rest of the day because JHNS doesnt like me

jhns
02-07-2012, 10:58 AM
Oh good! I'm glad we got that settled.

I'm gonna go pout for the rest of the day because JHNS doesnt like me

Duh...

Shananahan
02-07-2012, 11:04 AM
Abort thread.

Crushaholic
02-07-2012, 11:53 AM
Abort thread.

This thread needs a good throat punch...

GreatBronco16
02-07-2012, 12:01 PM
Consider me Miles Davis.

I was wondering if someone would pick up on that.^5

Cleo McDowell
02-07-2012, 12:42 PM
I was wondering if someone would pick up on that.^5

that was the grossest thing i've ever heard in my entire life

Spider
02-08-2012, 08:37 AM
I guess Spider is not you average truck driver ……. I took a motorcycle ride the other day and stopped at a Love’s truck stop for gas and had a subway sandwich. I sat and watched several truck drivers come in to pay for diesel. Most were either fat slobs or skinny little weasels, I didn’t see one guy or gal that looked like they could throat punch anyone.

Loves ? I hate those places , Bosslemans , Sapps , Dads ( in Idaho Falls) Johnsons corners , then the Petro and the T.A. ...... Pilot ,Flying J they all suck .......They used to have a good one called Docs outside of Austin Texas ....... and I agree , watched one guy walk from the front of his truck to the back of his trailer , he was out of breath and needed a break , My type of trucking you need to stay in shape , Heavy haul , Car haulers , Tankers , those driving jobs will keep you in shape ;D ......

Spider
02-08-2012, 08:38 AM
Why post on a message board if you "don't care what people think"?

I tell you how it is , dont really need your feedback ........

Spider
02-08-2012, 08:39 AM
Or, they are just little women. This can be easily seen as they continually got their feelings hurt by pro football players. This happened even though those players will never even know the McFans exist. You are a pretty pathetic bunch.

LMAO perhaps some day we can meet in person and you can show me the difference

Spider
02-08-2012, 08:39 AM
Yup. You and about half the forum. Men aren't very common here.

You are more of a b**** than most though.

Hilarious! you a bad ass boy ?

jhns
02-08-2012, 08:47 AM
LMAO perhaps some day we can meet in person and you can show me the difference

Between a McFan and ?

Can you try to make sense?

Hilarious! you a bad ass boy ?

Yup.

Spider
02-08-2012, 09:00 AM
Between a McFan and ?

Can you try to make sense? who are the real men here who aint



Yup.

Love to see just how bad ass you are ......

jhns
02-08-2012, 09:03 AM
who are the real men here who aint

Love to see just how bad ass you are ......

I wasn't counting you in as one of the women, as you don't seem to get upset by stupid **** like the others. If you want to include yourself, I won't stop you.

Sure thing internet tough guy.

Spider
02-08-2012, 09:06 AM
Sure thing internet tough guy.

Hilarious! ok then ........you coming to a game next season ?

jhns
02-08-2012, 09:08 AM
Hilarious! ok then ........you coming to a game next season ?

Probably. Are you?

Spider
02-08-2012, 09:08 AM
Probably. Are you?

if i can make the time ......

vancejohnson82
02-08-2012, 09:13 AM
I wasn't counting you in as one of the women, as you don't seem to get upset by stupid **** like the others. If you want to include yourself, I won't stop you.

Sure thing internet tough guy.

:spamattac

Shananahan
02-08-2012, 09:47 AM
It only took one season to turn Spider into one of the Mane's best trolls.

Spider
02-08-2012, 09:57 AM
It only took one season to turn Spider into one of the Mane's best trolls.

oh jeez , sorry of your offended queen ... ok no I am not , could care less if your offended .......

broncocalijohn
02-08-2012, 10:01 AM
I wasn't counting you in as one of the women, as you don't seem to get upset by stupid **** like the others. If you want to include yourself, I won't stop you.

Sure thing internet tough guy.

Raise your hand if you see how ironic this bolded part is from Jizz. Any thread that makes fun of his loverboy Cutler is to be guaranteed a thread that lasts 3 days over its expiration date because of exactly what he states in his post above mine.

Shananahan
02-08-2012, 10:11 AM
oh jeez , sorry of your offended queen ... ok no I am not , could care less if your offended .......
It was a compliment, dude. I admire the work you put into this.

Pony Boy
02-08-2012, 10:18 AM
Loves ? I hate those places , Bosslemans , Sapps , Dads ( in Idaho Falls) Johnsons corners , then the Petro and the T.A. ...... Pilot ,Flying J they all suck .......They used to have a good one called Docs outside of Austin Texas ....... and I agree , watched one guy walk from the front of his truck to the back of his trailer , he was out of breath and needed a break , My type of trucking you need to stay in shape , Heavy haul , Car haulers , Tankers , those driving jobs will keep you in shape ;D ......

I talked to a CPA that has done some tax returns for truck drivers working in South Dakota and with their wages, overtime and per-diem they are making some serious money. He said one guy mad 20K in one month but with no motel rooms available most have had to take a camper or RV to live in.

Spider
02-08-2012, 10:20 AM
It was a compliment, dude. I admire the work you put into this.

;)

Boobs McGee
02-08-2012, 10:22 AM
Jhiz and Spider, I'll tell you what. If EITHER of you come to a game next season, I'll bring the gloves and we can have a good time. Jhiz, my NE trip got canceled, but I'm still REALLY interested in punching you in the face...Spider, I'd just like to see what it's like to get punched by a "professional".

So. Let's pick a game, I'll bring the gloves, and we can have ourselves some good ol fashioned fun.

Spider
02-08-2012, 10:22 AM
I talked to a CPA that has done some tax returns for truck drivers working in South Dakota and with their wages, overtime and per-diem they are making some serious money. He said one guy mad 20K in one month but with no motel rooms available most have had to take a camper or RV to live in.

I was making 189.00 per hour when I had my 53 foot stretch drop deck ...... Most I have done was 178 K in a year ......that was after taxes , expenses overhead etc , If I was up there I would just live in my truck , shower at a truckstop down in Dickinson ND ...... but man it is brutally cold up there , worse then Wyoming

Spider
02-08-2012, 10:23 AM
Jhiz and Spider, I'll tell you what. If EITHER of you come to a game next season, I'll bring the gloves and we can have a good time. Jhiz, my NE trip got canceled, but I'm still REALLY interested in punching you in the face...Spider, I'd just like to see what it's like to get punched by a "professional".

So. Let's pick a game, I'll bring the gloves, and we can have ourselves some good ol fashioned fun.

Gloves ? I am not worried about fingerprints ........

Boobs McGee
02-08-2012, 10:33 AM
Gloves ? I am not worried about fingerprints ........

I'm not going to jail, so gloves, or I'd be more than happy to discuss other terms in person

Spider
02-08-2012, 10:35 AM
I'm not going to jail, so gloves, or I'd be more than happy to discuss other terms in person

what other terms ? you want to try me on ? is that what you are saying ?

Mogulseeker
02-08-2012, 10:35 AM
I think we should give Spider a Latin name.

My vote is for Narcissus - the young Latin boy who turned away from both men and women because he only found himself sexually attractive.

Spider
02-08-2012, 10:36 AM
I think we should give Spider a Latin name.

My vote is for Narcissus - the young Latin boy who turned away from both men and women because he only found himself sexually attractive.

Hilarious! what did the mexicans name you ? ...... LMAo Baja told me once but I forgot .... something about banging yourself ......

Boobs McGee
02-08-2012, 10:36 AM
what other terms ? you want to try me on ? is that what you are saying ?

I'm not planning a "fight" online. Sorry. We can meet up at a game, and if you don't want to go rounds with some gloves, then we can figure something else out.

Spider
02-08-2012, 10:38 AM
I'm not planning a "fight" online. Sorry. We can meet up at a game, and if you don't want to go rounds with some gloves, then we can figure something else out.

hell your in colorado , no need to wait for a game ....... I am in colorado ... Loveland right now , be in Denver next week ....... when ever you are ready ...

Shananahan
02-08-2012, 10:40 AM
My vote is for Narcissus
Then what would we call you?

Mogulseeker
02-08-2012, 10:40 AM
Hilarious! what did the mexicans name you ? ...... LMAo Baja told me once but I forgot .... something about banging yourself ......

They were from Peru, racist.

Boobs McGee
02-08-2012, 10:41 AM
hell your in colorado , no need to wait for a game ....... I am in colorado ... Loveland right now , be in Denver next week ....... when ever you are ready ...

Shweet. Next week then.

Spider
02-08-2012, 10:42 AM
They were from Peru, racist.

what did they call you something bout white boy bending over or banging himself ............

Spider
02-08-2012, 10:43 AM
Shweet. Next week then.

Just sent you a pm .....

Boobs McGee
02-08-2012, 10:45 AM
Thanks! Got it.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
02-08-2012, 10:54 AM
Jhiz and Spider, I'll tell you what. If EITHER of you come to a game next season, I'll bring the gloves and we can have a good time. Jhiz, my NE trip got canceled, but I'm still REALLY interested in punching you in the face...Spider, I'd just like to see what it's like to get punched by a "professional".

So. Let's pick a game, I'll bring the gloves, and we can have ourselves some good ol fashioned fun.

oh puhlease none of you are really gonna travel from wherever you live at meet at mile high before whatever home game and start a fight with each other. over some lame crap said on the OM.

jhns
02-08-2012, 10:55 AM
Jhiz, my NE trip got canceled, but I'm still REALLY interested in punching you in the face...

LOL

That is a lot of hostility.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
02-08-2012, 10:57 AM
hell your in colorado , no need to wait for a game ....... I am in colorado ... Loveland right now , be in Denver next week ....... when ever you are ready ...

well if yalls do get into a fight i want a video of it or it didn't happen. til that time comes ill be doing massive face palms over grown men ? playing internet tough guys.
that being said my money is on the truck driver with radioactive spider blood who does throat punches:yayaya:
also if you can manage to fight in front of me in person ill buy the winner a case of beer . lmfao

Spider
02-08-2012, 10:58 AM
LOL

That is a lot of hostility.

you bring it out in people ...........Hell I wouldnt be shocked to find out a nun reads the mane and she wants to slap hell out of you .......

Spider
02-08-2012, 10:58 AM
well if yalls do get into a fight i want a video of it or it didn't happen. til that time comes ill be doing massive face palms over grown men ? playing internet tough guys.
that being said my money is on the truck driver with radioactive spider blood who does throat punches:yayaya:

;) it was a misunderstanding between me and Boobs ..........

jhns
02-08-2012, 11:00 AM
you bring it out in people ...........Hell I wouldnt be shocked to find out a nun reads the mane and she wants to slap hell out of you .......

It isn't just the mane. People seem to love me, or want to fight me, in person to. There doesn't seem to be much of an in between. I blame everyone else, as I am too perfect to be the problem.

Spider
02-08-2012, 11:03 AM
, as I am too perfect to be the problem.
Hilarious!Hilarious!Hilarious!Hilarious!

Gort
02-08-2012, 11:03 AM
well if yalls do get into a fight i want a video of it or it didn't happen. til that time comes ill be doing massive face palms over grown men ? playing internet tough guys.
that being said my money is on the truck driver with radioactive spider blood who does throat punches:yayaya:
also if you can manage to fight in front of me in person ill buy the winner a case of beer . lmfao

http://forum.codecall.net/attachments/lounge/1274-internet-tough-guys-inet_tough_guy.jpg

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
02-08-2012, 11:04 AM
;) it was a misunderstanding between me and Boobs ..........

awwww so no fighting?
DAMMIT guess ill stick to watching ufc then.
im sad now thanks alot gonna go cry on my pillow
btw that guy down the road from you said your a gay lil sissy go beat him up

Boobs McGee
02-08-2012, 11:05 AM
Put me in the "fight me" camp. Seriously though, boxing match when you get here. 16 oz gloves, beer, bbq, tailgate, etc.

Spider
02-08-2012, 11:06 AM
awwww so no fighting?
DAMMIT guess ill stick to watching ufc then.
im sad now thanks alot gonna go cry on my pillow
btw that guy down the road from you said your a gay lil sissy go beat him up

UFC = my family reunion video .......

Boobs McGee
02-08-2012, 11:06 AM
awwww so no fighting?
DAMMIT guess ill stick to watching ufc then.
im sad now thanks alot gonna go cry on my pillow
btw that guy down the road from you said your a gay lil sissy go beat him up

we're united in a common goal haha :approve:

Mogulseeker
02-08-2012, 11:06 AM
what did they call you something bout white boy bending over or banging himself ............

Hombre Guapo

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
02-08-2012, 11:06 AM
http://forum.codecall.net/attachments/lounge/1274-internet-tough-guys-inet_tough_guy.jpg

umm no i wasnt wanting to fight i wanted to WATCH them fight of course the odds are like 1 in 999999999999 anyone from the net is ever gonna fight someone else from the net

Spider
02-08-2012, 11:08 AM
Hombre Guapo

yeah thats it , something about bending over wasnt it ...... maybe they were gay guys from peru ?? oh wait now I am a homophobe as well as a bigot

Gort
02-08-2012, 11:08 AM
umm no i wasnt wanting to fight i wanted to WATCH them fight of course the odds are like 1 in 999999999999 anyone from the net is ever gonna fight someone else from the net

i know. just thought i'd remind you what an internet tough guy looks like. if the Idiot Arachnid and Jizz show up, you'd be looking at 2 pencil-necked geeks slapping at each other for 20 minutes.

http://blogofbile.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/cripple_fight.jpg

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
02-08-2012, 11:11 AM
i know. just thought i'd remind you what an internet tough guy looks like. if the Idiot Arachnid and Jizz show up, you'd be looking at 2 pencil-necked geeks slapping at each other for 20 minutes.

http://blogofbile.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/cripple_fight.jpg

that kid had some sort of nick name wish i could remember it he some idiot from youtube

Spider
02-08-2012, 11:13 AM
i know. just thought i'd remind you what an internet tough guy looks like. if the Idiot Arachnid and Jizz show up, you'd be looking at 2 pencil-necked geeks slapping at each other for 20 minutes.

http://blogofbile.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/cripple_fight.jpg

LMAo you are an idiot if think I am a pencil neck geek ...........

jhns
02-08-2012, 11:13 AM
i know. just thought i'd remind you what an internet tough guy looks like. if the Idiot Arachnid and Jizz show up, you'd be looking at 2 pencil-necked geeks slapping at each other for 20 minutes.

http://blogofbile.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/cripple_fight.jpg

You try making fun of internet tough guys as you talk ****. Too funny.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
02-08-2012, 11:14 AM
also with the price of gas these days who can afford to drive across country unless your some whacked out astronaut obsessed with a married astronaut guy and wear depends and race across country to kill his wife

Spider
02-08-2012, 11:15 AM
You try making fun of internet tough guys as you talk ****. Too funny.

LOL I know huh .Chances are his punk ass is so skinny he stands a chance of falling through his own ass and hanging himself ......First one to call the cops to

Shananahan
02-08-2012, 11:17 AM
Good news for anybody hard enough to make threats on a message board: http://www.onlineorganizing.com/FightConnect.asp?reference=30content=C01schedule (http://richstevens.com/NAKED-RICH-JUNE.swf)

Gort
02-08-2012, 11:22 AM
You try making fun of internet tough guys as you talk ****. Too funny.

i'm not talking ****. if i were, i'd say something like:

"Jay Cutler is awesome"

or

"if you disagree with me, you're a McFan"

or

"i just carred 412 sheets of sheetrock up 27 flights of stairs at one time with just my pinky toe"

that would be talking ****... as in verbal diarrhea spewing forth.

but the OM already has Idiot Arachnid and Jizz to post stuff like this, so the rest of us don't have to.

jhns
02-08-2012, 11:25 AM
i'm not talking ****.

if i was talking ****, i'd say something like:

"Jay Cutler is awesome"

or

"if you disagree with me, you're a McFan"

or

"i just carred 412 sheets of sheetrock up 27 flights of stairs at one time with just my pinky toe"

that would be talking ****... as in verbal diarrhea spewing forth.

You clearly did talk ****. Now you are acting like a bitch.

Gort
02-08-2012, 11:29 AM
You clearly did talk ****. Now you are acting like a b****.

i was mocking you. openly. talking **** is different. i don't think i could talk **** with either of you because you're both so ridiculous anyway, it would be pointless to try and one-up either of you. but here goes...

you both serve a purpose here, in your own pathetic ways. compared to you 2 turds, everybody else, no matter how pathetic their lives may be, look like life winners in comparison.

there. that's talking ****. you're welcome.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
02-08-2012, 11:31 AM
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT cmon do it 50 on john dude are you gonna take that from him be a man fight him lmfao.
but ask youself this What.Would.Tebow.Do lmfao

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
02-08-2012, 11:32 AM
this thread is pure comedy gold i cant stop laughing at this

jhns
02-08-2012, 11:35 AM
i was mocking you. openly. talking **** is different. i don't think i could talk **** with either of you because you're both so ridiculous anyway, it would be pointless to try an one-up either of you. but here goes...

you both serve a purpose here, in your own pathetic ways. compared to you 2 turds, everybody else, no matter how pathetic their lives may be, look life life winners in comparison.

there. that's talking ****. you're welcome.

You weren't mocking me. I never setup a fight. You were talking **** and now are too much of a pussy to even own it. What is funny is you are the little nerd you were talking about.

Spider
02-08-2012, 11:39 AM
you both serve a purpose here, in your own pathetic ways. compared to you 2 turds, everybody else, no matter how pathetic my life may be, look like life winners in comparison.

there. that's talking ****. you're welcome.

no wonder you took me off ignore , I had no Idea you was so pathetic .......... thats gotta suck

Gort
02-08-2012, 11:48 AM
You weren't mocking me. I never setup a fight. You were talking **** and now are too much of a p***Y to even own it. What is funny is you are the little nerd you were talking about.

no wonder you took me off ignore , I had no Idea you was so pathetic .......... thats gotta suck

you two are truly comedy gold. i'm glad you found each other here on the OM. you were made for each other. in a brokeback mountain kind of way.

:wave:

jhns
02-08-2012, 11:53 AM
you two are truly comedy gold. i'm glad you found each other here on the OM. you were made for each other. in a brokeback mountain kind of way.

:wave:

Look at the e-tough guy go! Poor little thing is going to cry himself to sleep tonight.

Spider
02-08-2012, 11:59 AM
you two are truly comedy gold. i'm glad you found each other here on the OM. you were made for each other. in a brokeback mountain kind of way.

:wave:

translation =yes spider i am that pathetic kissing my bosses ass isnt very exciting

Popps
02-08-2012, 12:01 PM
Spider is back.

Spider
02-08-2012, 12:08 PM
Spider is back.

Hi ya Popps

oubronco
02-08-2012, 12:14 PM
Shweet. Next week then.

Someone needs to video this if it happens

Gort
02-08-2012, 12:53 PM
Look at the e-tough guy go! Poor little thing is going to cry himself to sleep tonight.

http://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/You-Mad-bro.jpg

jhns
02-08-2012, 12:56 PM
http://www.orangejuiceblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/You-Mad-bro.jpg

Yes. Nerds talking **** is very offensive.

God bless.

Gort
02-08-2012, 12:58 PM
translation =yes spider i am that pathetic kissing my bosses ass isnt very exciting

translation = Idiot Arachnid is a dumbass

http://thestrongmove.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/thumb-dumbass.jpg

Gort
02-08-2012, 12:59 PM
Yes. Nerds talking **** is very offensive.

God bless.

what color is the sky in your world? and how many times have you had to replace that picture of Jay Cutler in your wallet?

Jeff George > Jay Cutler

jhns
02-08-2012, 01:03 PM
what color is the sky in your world? and how many times have you had to replace that picture of Jay Cutler in your wallet?

Jeff George > Jay Cutler

You should get out of the second grade before trying to talk ****. You just look stupid right now.

Spider
02-08-2012, 01:08 PM
translation = Idiot Arachnid is a dumbass

http://thestrongmove.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/thumb-dumbass.jpg
.........

Spider
02-08-2012, 01:10 PM
what color is the sky in your world? and how many times have you had to replace that picture of Jay Cutler in your wallet?

Jeff George > Jay Cutler

Now this is just stupid ...... pretty weak ......

Gort
02-08-2012, 01:10 PM
You should get out of the second grade before trying to talk ****. You just look stupid right now.

http://www.thesportsbank.net/core/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/emocutler.jpg

Spider
02-08-2012, 01:10 PM
Yes. Nerds talking **** is very offensive.

God bless.

chances are he is so dayum short he has to pull his socks down to see where he is going

Gort
02-08-2012, 01:10 PM
.........

that's ok. making fun of Jizz is more fun right now anyway.

Spider
02-08-2012, 01:11 PM
that's ok. making fun of Jizz is more fun right now anyway.

So when are you going to start making fun of him ?

Gort
02-08-2012, 01:13 PM
So when are you going to start making fun of him ?

i'm just seeing how long until he calls me a McFan.

Spider
02-08-2012, 01:15 PM
i'm just seeing how long until he calls me a McFan.

:~ohyah!: ........ wont be long

oubronco
02-08-2012, 01:17 PM
http://cache.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Popcorn-02-Stephen-Colbert.gif

jhns
02-08-2012, 01:19 PM
i'm just seeing how long until he calls me a McFan.

Why would I insult McFans just because you got your feelings hurt?

Spider
02-08-2012, 01:26 PM
Why would I insult McFans just because you got your feelings hurt?

:~ohyah!:

Powderaddict
02-08-2012, 01:27 PM
So I'm not going back and reading the last 3 or 4 pages.

So did we ever figure out who has the biggest e-cock?

Spider
02-08-2012, 01:29 PM
So I'm not going back and reading the last 3 or 4 pages.

So did we ever figure out who has the biggest e-cock?

yes we did , and Congratulations . you earned it

Requiem
02-08-2012, 01:30 PM
Spider told me the same thing last week when we were hammered in Golden. Don't believe him. He knows I win the award.

Spider
02-08-2012, 01:34 PM
Spider told me the same thing last week when we were hammered in Golden. Don't believe him. He knows I win the award.

LOL thinking of moving to Golden or Arvada .......... either or will be good

Powderaddict
02-08-2012, 02:22 PM
yes we did , and Congratulations . you earned it

Well, you know, I try.

Spider
02-08-2012, 02:35 PM
Well, you know, I try.

your my hero , the wind beneath my wings and all that other bullshiat

Powderaddict
02-08-2012, 02:54 PM
your my hero , the wind beneath my wings and all that other bullshiat

Not everyone can rock the spreadsheetz like I can.

But it's no reason to feel inferior. I don't feel like I'm any better of a person than you. Not outwordly, anyways.

Spider
02-08-2012, 02:56 PM
Not everyone can rock the spreadsheetz like I can.

But it's no reason to feel inferior. I don't feel like I'm any better of a person than you. Not outwordly, anyways.

wtf is a spreadsheet ? is that gay code for you love long time ?

Powderaddict
02-08-2012, 03:54 PM
wtf is a spreadsheet ? is that gay code for you love long time ?

You tell me ;)

Spider
02-08-2012, 03:55 PM
You tell me ;)

your the spreadsheet guru , I drive truck .. in other words I have no ****ing Idea what you are yapping about .......

Powderaddict
02-08-2012, 03:56 PM
your the spreadsheet guru , I drive truck .. in other words I have no ****ing Idea what you are yapping about .......

Exactly.

Spider
02-08-2012, 03:58 PM
Exactly.

Translation = spider for a second there ,I thought I might have a chance with you , but since that didnt happen I am going back into I am super genius mode ......

Popps
02-08-2012, 04:26 PM
We need some kind of sub-forum for Spider's redneck adventures. Honestly, it's too much to try to contain to scattered threads.

Spider
02-08-2012, 04:31 PM
We need some kind of sub-forum for Spider's redneck adventures. Honestly, it's too much to try to contain to scattered threads.

consider it a work out ........

Mogulseeker
02-08-2012, 04:39 PM
We need some kind of sub-forum for Spider's redneck adventures. Honestly, it's too much to try to contain to scattered threads.

Spider comes alive in offseason mode. You don't see him much during the season. He's a lot better at talking about himself than football.

Spider
02-08-2012, 04:50 PM
Spider comes alive in offseason mode. You don't see him much during the season. He's a lot better at talking about himself than football.

Hilarious! yeah some of us has to work for a living white boy who bends over .....

Bronx33
02-08-2012, 05:19 PM
another spider thread gone wildly out of control.

Heyneck
02-08-2012, 05:24 PM
another spider thread gone wildly out of control.

http://www.japemonster.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/funny-gifs-batman-approves.gif

broncocalijohn
02-08-2012, 07:30 PM
Hilarious! what did the mexicans name you ? ...... LMAo Baja told me once but I forgot .... something about banging yourself ......

Banging yourself or playing with yourself? If the latter, his name would be Average Jose.

Turd_Ferguson
02-08-2012, 08:29 PM
another spider thread gone wildly out of control.

I saw this thread hanging around here the last few days... I can't believe I waited till it was 9 pages long to read the damn thing.

Meck77
02-08-2012, 09:59 PM
So what about the girl? Did you make a move?

Bronco Yoda
02-08-2012, 10:05 PM
I once was an adventure like you.....then I took an arrow in the knee...

...the knee...

Spider
02-09-2012, 06:04 AM
So what about the girl? Did you make a move?

Yeah , she was talking about living together the next morning ..... I took a head count of the kids and got me some gone ....... I just wanted a lil something something , not to lock down

Spider
02-09-2012, 06:05 AM
I once was an adventure like you.....then I took an arrow in the knee...

...the knee...

you been shot by an arrow ? seriously . I have never done that ......

Spider
02-09-2012, 06:07 AM
Banging yourself or playing with yourself? If the latter, his name would be Average Jose.

;) Not sure , all I know is he was all proud then Baja told him what it meant , I felt bad for the lil turd ............

Gort
02-09-2012, 06:16 AM
I saw this thread hanging around here the last few days... I can't believe I waited till it was 9 pages long to read the damn thing.

i read this thread. then i realized i could have had one of these instead. d'oh!

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/daily-morning-awesomeness-03.jpg?w=500&h=375

Mogulseeker
02-09-2012, 06:19 AM
This one time at band camp... Well I never was in band, but I played the snare so I pretended to be in band because of all the hot female band nerds... So I was making out with the cute redhead in a tree and this hawk just flew down and grabbed her. Before it could get away I literally grabbed it by its talons. It tried to peck my eye out, but I grabbed it by its beak and told it to stop terrorizing the band nerds. It flew away never to be seen again.

Did I mention the hawk could shoot lasers?

Gort
02-09-2012, 06:20 AM
try typing "i hate when spider makes **** up" in google and before you get done typing, this is what google thinks you mean...

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/daily-morning-awesomeness-163.jpg?w=500&h=228

Spider
02-09-2012, 06:21 AM
i read this thread. then i realized i could have had one of these instead. d'oh!

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/daily-morning-awesomeness-03.jpg?w=500&h=375

this is why I tell you you are a moron , most people get hungry , they eat , you on the other hand hang on every post I make

Spider
02-09-2012, 06:22 AM
So I was making out with the cute redhead in a tree

what was his name ?

Gort
02-09-2012, 06:23 AM
this is why I tell you you are a moron , most people get hungry , they eat , you on the other hand hang on every post I make

you're the OM court jester. we find amusement in laughing at you. truckers are funny. idiot truckers even moreso.

Spider
02-09-2012, 06:25 AM
you're the OM court jester. we find amusement in laughing at you. truckers are funny. idiot truckers even moreso.

you may go eat now .......get some nutrition ......

alkemical
02-09-2012, 06:52 AM
https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTMhFam8HbuuojazeSc4Nel9n74Nmbns nCRThv4nQ3GhKc6YTF1

Powderaddict
02-09-2012, 07:04 AM
https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTMhFam8HbuuojazeSc4Nel9n74Nmbns nCRThv4nQ3GhKc6YTF1

DOUBLE RAINBOW WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!!!

I think it might even be a TRIPLE rainbow!

Rohirrim
02-09-2012, 08:17 AM
Check out these kids!

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/J7MoWPTeYS4?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Spider
02-09-2012, 08:20 AM
Check out these kids!

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/J7MoWPTeYS4?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Normally when you hear a Banjo you want to run , but that kid was pretty good , the kid sawing on the fiddle was real good ........I still hate bluegrass ;D

alkemical
02-09-2012, 10:03 AM
DOUBLE RAINBOW WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!!!

I think it might even be a TRIPLE rainbow!

Double Rainbows across the sky!!!!!

Mogulseeker
02-10-2012, 11:07 AM
what was his name ?

The word "her" is an indirect object pronoun used in the Englsh language to refer to a female, while avoiding redundancy and/or maintaining ambiguity.

The IDO "him" is used in the same manner, but it never refers to females, only males.

You're welcome for the third grade education.
http://http://www.pitch.com/binary/597a/themoreyouknow.jpg

Spider
02-10-2012, 11:12 AM
The word "her" is an indirect object pronoun used in the Englsh language to refer to a female, while avoiding redundancy and/or maintaining ambiguity.

The IDO "him" is used in the same manner, but it never refers to females, only males.

You're welcome for the third grade education.
http://http://www.pitch.com/binary/597a/themoreyouknow.jpg

LOL well you cant blame me , after all you was givin the name white boy who bends over ........... figured you earned that name

HILife
02-10-2012, 11:38 AM
Your life is a lot more exciting than mine.

I did live with an international hooker for 5 weeks though, so theres that?

I'd like to hear this story, please tell.