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Spider
02-05-2012, 06:11 PM
Man she will be like Cher ........Madonna is ageless

bombay
02-05-2012, 06:13 PM
Amazing for her age. Dancing in those big heels gots to be tougher than it looks.

elsid13
02-05-2012, 06:15 PM
Well that was "interesting" half time show.

Lycan
02-05-2012, 06:16 PM
What in the hell were you guys watching? That was a crime against humanity.

theAPAOps5
02-05-2012, 06:17 PM
I will say it was much better than other old acts like The Who

elsid13
02-05-2012, 06:19 PM
I will say it was much better than other old acts like The Who

Well Madonna doesn't need a walker to get to the stage.

myMind
02-05-2012, 06:19 PM
She feeds off of the young. Good for her?

Spider
02-05-2012, 06:19 PM
like her or not , got to admit that woman still has it ......

Shananahan
02-05-2012, 06:19 PM
AGELESS:

http://celebslife.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/madonna-old6.jpg

Heyneck
02-05-2012, 06:20 PM
yeah she does look great for her age...but she doesn't have the speed for her dancing moves no more. Anybody saw how slow LMFAO had to dance their patented move with Madona.

But still, its amazing for her age. Kudos to her!

chadta
02-05-2012, 06:21 PM
i turned on americas funniest home videos, i figured it was kinda the same thing, i got half way into vogue tho before i did, which i think is a new record for longest ive watched ahalftime show

myMind
02-05-2012, 06:22 PM
at least she ended on the right song.

Lestat
02-05-2012, 06:24 PM
she's still got it. still a very good performer, and at her age that's a big time thing.

Boobs McGee
02-05-2012, 06:26 PM
Sorry spider, I don't know which halftime show you were watching.

If by "it", you mean hiring an eighth grade showchoir choreographer to plan her show because she moves like a zombie... then yes. She has "it".

Spider
02-05-2012, 06:27 PM
Sorry spider, I don't know which halftime show you were watching.

If by "it", you mean hiring an eighth grade showchoir choreographer to plan her show because she moves like a zombie... then yes. She has "it".

at her age , she kicked ass ...........

Boobs McGee
02-05-2012, 06:28 PM
How old is she?

Heyneck
02-05-2012, 06:29 PM
at her age , she kicked ass ...........

got to agree...

ant1999e
02-05-2012, 06:29 PM
at her age , she kicked ass ...........

Turn in your trucker card...

Gort
02-05-2012, 06:30 PM
Madonna still has it

duh. of course she still has it. there's no cure for herpes.

Miss I.
02-05-2012, 06:30 PM
eh, it was better than last year and yes she absolutely looks fabulous, but I am tired of lip syncing. But last year wasn't any better because they sounded terrible. People are coming to watch the game, why does the half time show have to be some big name. Why not showcase smaller younger acts who are good live and don't require the death of a virgin and bathing in their blood to stay young. ;D

Spider
02-05-2012, 06:31 PM
How old is she?

in her 60's I think ........ I know a thing or 2 about getting old , I am not 50 yet , but I have lost a step , made a friendly be that I couldnt hike 10 miles carrying 60 pounds without stopping , I did it today , thinking about gettin an IV ......guess we all get old ;D

Spider
02-05-2012, 06:33 PM
Turn in your trucker card...

Madonna is a truckers dream , she puts out and wont call your wife ;D

Spider
02-05-2012, 06:34 PM
duh. of course she still has it. there's no cure for herpes.

you make herpes sound like a bad thing

BroncoBeavis
02-05-2012, 06:36 PM
at her age , she kicked ass ...........

:TJnPopps:

Spider
02-05-2012, 06:39 PM
:TJnPopps:

really don need to see what you do after deep throatin

Lycan
02-05-2012, 06:43 PM
I believe she is actually only in her early 50s.

And that was bad. Epic bad.

I'm not sure if you can vomit, bleed from the eyes and go deaf at the same time, but if that went on any longer I would have found out.

Spider
02-05-2012, 06:45 PM
haters gonna hate

BroncoLifer
02-05-2012, 06:47 PM
I first became aware of Madonna somewhere back in '83 or '84. I thought, "What the hell do people see in that no-talent skank." Now here we are in '12, and absolutely nothing has changed.

Spider
02-05-2012, 06:49 PM
I first became aware of Madonna somewhere back in '83 or '84. I thought, "What the hell do people see in that no-talent skank." Now here we are in '12, and absolutely nothing has changed.

Haters gonna hate .....;) seriously I thought she was good ........

Miss I.
02-05-2012, 06:56 PM
Haters gonna hate .....;) seriously I thought she was good ........

but you know you should probably not guess women's ages. the woman is only in her early 50s and you guessed 60s. So you basically said she looks and plays great for a 60 year old. She's actually much younger so she'd probably be a bit offended and it also indicates she's playing older than she is.

FYI, her birthday: August 16, 1958 (age 53) I think she does look great for any woman, but she's aged well for her 50s, though there are better...

For instance, Madeline Stowe is actually the exact same age...

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2012/01/17/218407-actress-madeleine-stowe-poses-at-the-13th-annual-warner-bros-and-insty.jpg I wish I could be her...

Pick Six
02-05-2012, 06:56 PM
I will say it was much better than other old acts like The Who

The Who was bad, and the Rolling Sones also mailed in their performance. I'm with Spider, on this one. Madonna can still move....

Spider
02-05-2012, 06:58 PM
but you know you should probably not guess women's ages. the woman is only in her early 50s and you guessed 60s. So you basically said she looks and plays great for a 60 year old. She's actually much younger so she'd probably be a bit offended and it also indicates she's playing older than she is.

FYI, her birthday: August 16, 1958 (age 53) I think she does look great for any woman, but she's aged well for her 50s, though there are better...

For instance, Madeline Stowe is actually the exact same age...

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2012/01/17/218407-actress-madeleine-stowe-poses-at-the-13th-annual-warner-bros-and-insty.jpg I wish I could be her...
well anything over 50 is old ;D

Miss I.
02-05-2012, 07:00 PM
well anything over 50 is old ;D

you should use that line on chicks, they will love it. ;D

Los Broncos
02-05-2012, 07:01 PM
I threw on some COD during the show.

Jay3
02-05-2012, 07:07 PM
She looks great for her age, but that halftime show was lame to me.

Spider
02-05-2012, 07:11 PM
you should use that line on chicks, they will love it. ;D

You really think so ? I should try it ......;D

Gort
02-05-2012, 07:19 PM
You really think so ? I should try it ......;D

she doesn't literally mean chicks. she means women. so that probably rules you out, seeing as how you prefer farm animals.

broncoblue
02-05-2012, 07:22 PM
it was like my gran trying to pole dance

broncoblue
02-05-2012, 07:25 PM
and shes been dead 12 years

Spider
02-05-2012, 07:29 PM
she doesn't literally mean chicks. she means women. so that probably rules you out, seeing as how you prefer farm animals.

LMAO i was with one last night said she was with one guy from Palmer divide and when he busted a nut he shouted thank you Tebow .......... I can only imagine who that was ......

Gort
02-05-2012, 07:31 PM
LMAO i was with one last night said she was with one guy from Palmer divide and when he busted a nut he shouted thank you Tebow .......... I can only imagine who that was ......

fess up... the only date you had last night was your right hand. admit it. that's the first step to recovery.

Gort
02-05-2012, 07:33 PM
wow. who could have predicted SOMEBODY in Madonna's act would do something vulgar? i'm shocked. shocked, i say!

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/madonna-walks-50-yard-fine-line-between-spectacular--mundane.html

Spider
02-05-2012, 07:33 PM
fess up... the only date you had last night was your right hand. admit it. that's the first step to recovery.

LMAO you just cant make up your mind can you .....First it is sheep now it is my hand , did I let out a secret ?

Gort
02-05-2012, 07:36 PM
LMAO you just cant make up your mind can you .....First it is sheep now it is my hand , did I let out a secret ?

read more closely. the chronology in what i posted is consistent.

oh, i'm sure you need some help with that word.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Chronology

Spider
02-05-2012, 07:40 PM
read more closely. the chronology in what i posted is consistent.

oh, i'm sure you need some help with that word.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Chronology

LMAO only a Shiathead like you would use a 50 cent word for Bullshiat ....... But I am sure someone here is impressed ......

gunns
02-05-2012, 07:43 PM
I will say it was much better than other old acts like The Who

Yes it was.....and the Rolling Stones and Black Eyed Peas. Although I didn't get the point of Cee Lo and Minaj.

Gort
02-05-2012, 07:44 PM
LMAO only a Shiathead like you would use a 50 cent word for Bullshiat ....... But I am sure someone here is impressed ......

only a hillbilly trucker would have a vocabulary so small that it doesn't include common words like chronology.

but the world needs ditch diggers too, so who am i to judge you?

Rohirrim
02-05-2012, 07:46 PM
Madonna still has it?


No doubt.



By now it's resistant to all anti-biotics.

Spider
02-05-2012, 07:55 PM
.

so who am i to judge you?

no one really ........ In real life you would need a step ladder just to kiss my ass ...and thats a fact

Dr. Broncenstein
02-05-2012, 08:07 PM
Meth is bad.

DHallblows
02-05-2012, 08:09 PM
Better than any of the washed up **** they've been toting out since Janet Jackson...

Archer81
02-05-2012, 08:18 PM
I hate Madonna. I know, shocking. But I hate that tranny.

:Broncos:

DenverBrit
02-05-2012, 08:19 PM
It's a mystery how she looks so good. :) And why not.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/06/article-1041811-022E379000000578-356_468x494.jpg


The image is a stunning one - Madonna's face criss-crossed with telltale plastic surgeon's lines and notations, splashed across the cover of the latest issue of New York magazine, under the headline 'The New New Face'.

The cover story goes on to suggest that new developments in cosmetic enhancement are helping middle-aged A-listers turn back the clock - and leaving them looking eerily similar to each other.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1041811/Madonna-named-ultimate-face--finally-admit-surgery.html#ixzz1lZHukePq

Hamrob
02-05-2012, 08:20 PM
Madonna was predictably amazing!!! She is a legend...right up there with Elvis, the Beatles, and Michael Jackson.

Great half time show...and at 50, she looks "hot"!

DenverBrit
02-05-2012, 08:26 PM
Madonna was predictably amazing!!! She is a legend...right up there with Elvis, the Beatles, and Michael Jackson.

Great half time show...and at 50, she looks "hot"!

Not even close. More like Cher.

Agamemnon
02-05-2012, 08:27 PM
duh. of course she still has it. there's no cure for herpes.

Hilarious!

cutthemdown
02-05-2012, 08:27 PM
I thought it was average except for some great dancing and a bitching stage production. Her performance was decent, but nothing special.

Archer81
02-05-2012, 08:27 PM
Not even close. More like Cher.


Who I also dislike.

:Broncos:

TonyR
02-05-2012, 08:29 PM
Madonna was predictably amazing!!! She is a legend...right up there with Elvis, the Beatles, and Michael Jackson.

Great half time show...and at 50, she looks "hot"!

Assuming you're serious......I agree. I'm not a Madonna fan but that was a good show.

DenverBrit
02-05-2012, 08:29 PM
Who I also dislike.

:Broncos:


I meant Chaz Bono. ;D

TonyR
02-05-2012, 08:30 PM
...a b****ing stage production.

Yes, the stage production was really solid. Very well done.

Archer81
02-05-2012, 08:31 PM
I meant Chaz Bono. ;D


I'm not going to lie. Transexuals confuse me a bit.

:Broncos:

DenverBrit
02-05-2012, 08:33 PM
I'm not going to lie. Transexuals confuse me a bit.

:Broncos:

Ok, let's split the difference. Judy Garland?? :)

Archer81
02-05-2012, 08:35 PM
Ok, let's split the difference. Judy Garland?? :)


The difference is Liza. Sister is built like a linebacker.


:Broncos:

razorwire77
02-05-2012, 08:37 PM
Madonna still has it?


No doubt.



By now it's resistant to all anti-biotics.

Damn you! I wanted an in before the herpes post!

Bronx33
02-05-2012, 09:34 PM
no one really ........ In real life you would need a step ladder just to kiss my ass ...and thats a fact


I will bet you madonna is into that stuff.

Spider
02-05-2012, 09:36 PM
I will bet you madonna is into that stuff.

LOL I wouldnt mind that one bit .........

bronco militia
02-05-2012, 09:37 PM
http://www.dlisted.com/files/madgecrotch.jpg

Bronx33
02-05-2012, 09:39 PM
good freaking god!

Spider
02-05-2012, 09:40 PM
http://www.dlisted.com/files/madgecrotch.jpg

I am sure you remember me saying how nasty she is ;D

bronco militia
02-05-2012, 09:41 PM
good freaking god!

it was time to drop the hammer on this ridiculous thread

Hilarious!

bronco militia
02-05-2012, 09:42 PM
I am sure you remember me saying how nasty she is ;D

ah ha! there's the imposter!:giggle:

Bronx33
02-05-2012, 09:42 PM
it was time to drop the hammer on this ridiculous thread

Hilarious!


That was flat inhumane












nice work...

Shananahan
02-05-2012, 09:43 PM
I think we all knew there would be a picture like that online somewhere within minutes of halftime.

Bronx33
02-05-2012, 09:44 PM
The internet always comes through.

Bronx33
02-05-2012, 09:46 PM
LOL I wouldnt mind that one bit .........


It would be right up there with two girls and a cup.

Shananahan
02-05-2012, 09:47 PM
It kinda looks like her entire crotch is rotting off and dying or something.

Bronx33
02-05-2012, 09:48 PM
It kinda looks like her entire crotch is rotting off and dying or something.


Its taken a tremendous beating over the years i am suprised she doesnt carry it in a sack.

Spider
02-05-2012, 09:50 PM
It would be right up there with two girls and a cup.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i remember slap introducing me to that .....I still havent fully recovered

Gort
02-05-2012, 09:53 PM
The internet always comes through.

i don't see anything feminine about her. also, she literally does have pointy knees and sharp elbows.

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2011/10/Madonna%20Uncensored/gallery_main/gallery_main-madonna-uncensored-01.jpg

Bronx33
02-05-2012, 09:56 PM
sean penn was here, there and over there

Pick Six
02-05-2012, 10:11 PM
I remember when Madonna had hairy pits in Playboy...Hilarious!

razorwire77
02-05-2012, 10:54 PM
Ewww. It's like if your Grandma was on HGH.

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
02-05-2012, 11:59 PM
I first became aware of Madonna somewhere back in '83 or '84. I thought, "What the hell do people see in that no-talent skank." Now here we are in '12, and absolutely nothing has changed.

Co-signed.

Archer81
02-06-2012, 12:47 AM
http://www.dlisted.com/files/madgecrotch.jpg


Poor guy...you know the entire time he was thinking...dont look at it...dont look at it...I am Carolanne and that is NOT the light...


:Broncos:

Heyneck
02-06-2012, 01:07 AM
can we close this thread and pretend it never happened?!?!!! Sure, she can still put on a show, but the images in this thread will forever be burned in the back of my head.

Never knew how she looked under the hood....:sickortir

broncoblue
02-06-2012, 03:27 AM
are they skid stains ?

Kaylore
02-06-2012, 07:24 AM
I never liked Madonna. She doesn't have that great of a voice. She's more just been good at marketing herself and making sure she is connected to the current popular thing, whether that's hanging out with Michael Jackson, dating Vanilla Ice, kissing Britney Spears or wobbling around on stage with Nicki Minaj.

I think she should have hung the cones up five years ago.

Beantown Bronco
02-06-2012, 07:34 AM
Lip synching is un-American and weak IMO.

loborugger
02-06-2012, 07:49 AM
The Who was bad, and the Rolling Sones also mailed in their performance. I'm with Spider, on this one. Madonna can still move....

+1

I figure with Madonna having done well in most viewer's eyes, we will see a change in the halftime show. One, the classic rock acts are done. Two, 80s acts (now classic, I guess) will be next up. Look for Journey, AC/DC, or the likes.

Gort
02-06-2012, 07:54 AM
+1

I figure with Madonna having done well in most viewer's eyes, we will see a change in the halftime show. One, the classic rock acts are done. Two, 80s acts (now classic, I guess) will be next up. Look for Journey, AC/DC, or the likes.

it's Flock of Seagulls time... yeah baby!!!

(just kidding of course)

;)

alkemical
02-06-2012, 08:25 AM
She welcomed the NWO in with style!

Smiling Assassin27
02-06-2012, 08:42 AM
Sorry, what i saw out there at halftime was what could've easily been a Betty White Snickers commercial. Her dexterity, agility, and excitement quotient are waning and she really just looks old. Competition with Tom Petty for worst ever.

bronco militia
02-06-2012, 08:44 AM
Sorry, what i saw out there at halftime was what could've easily been a Betty White Snickers commercial. Her dexterity, agility, and excitement quotient are waning and she really just looks old. Competition with Tom Petty for worst ever.

what????? tom petty was 10 times better than this mess, the Who or anything else you can come up with from the last 10 years

Que
02-06-2012, 08:46 AM
I thought it was pretty good actually. Just saw it on YouTube. Not a fan of hers but thought it was well done.

bendog
02-06-2012, 08:47 AM
what????? tom petty was 10 times better than this mess, the Who or anything else you can come up with from the last 10 years

the boss was good, but petty was clearly the class of recent games. Madonna didn't embarrass herself (if that is something she could even do) but lip syncing was sort of milli vanilli. The NEED TO GET YOUNGER TALENT Oh what the hell, Tony Bennett is still alive. So's Julie London.

alkemical
02-06-2012, 08:48 AM
what????? tom petty was 10 times better than this mess, the Who or anything else you can come up with from the last 10 years


Hatsune Miku (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatsune_Miku)

Smiling Assassin27
02-06-2012, 09:03 AM
what????? tom petty was 10 times better than this mess, the Who or anything else you can come up with from the last 10 years

petty was just flat out boring. i mean, i like the guy's songs but i could've turned on KLSK-classic rock and not missed a thing.

BroncoBeavis
02-06-2012, 09:06 AM
petty was just flat out boring. i mean, i like the guy's songs but i could've turned on KLSK-classic rock and not missed a thing.

Yeah, I'm on board with getting a more current act that rocks live and still tours every now and again.

Powderaddict
02-06-2012, 09:07 AM
It was a superbowl halftime show. Someone somewhere decided that all superbowl halftime shows must suck, and that tradition was carried on last night. I thought the stage itself was kind of cool, but other than that it was pretty painful to watch.

The only superbowl performance I've even mildly enjoyed was Prince doing the Foo Fighters song "Best of You", but I really like that song and thought he did a decent cover of it.

The superbowl halftime show sucked. What a surprise. It was funny to hear one of the early 20-somethings at the superbowl party I was at ask "Is that one of her new songs?" when Vogue came on.

bendog
02-06-2012, 09:08 AM
petty was just flat out boring. i mean, i like the guy's songs but i could've turned on KLSK-classic rock and not missed a thing.

yeah but at age 60 he was still playing the stuff he put out at 30 and doing is without cutting corners. That was the pt. He was even high and not even pretending not to be. Everyone else the NFL has trotted out is basically a tribute band.

BroncoBen
02-06-2012, 11:16 AM
I thought Madonna did a great job... was it the best ? No.. but it didn't suck.

Not to keen on the new song.. but that is part of the halftime formula.. sing old songs, sing with new current artists.. sing your new song you are trying to pimp.

oubronco
02-06-2012, 11:23 AM
She should've ditched the high heels she almost lost it a couple times

TonyR
02-06-2012, 11:46 AM
Her dexterity, agility, and excitement quotient are waning and she really just looks old.

I think the boots held her back more than anything. She's in great shape and could probably kick your ass.

cutthemdown
02-06-2012, 12:06 PM
It looked to me like she sang some of it. More like Karoke then try lip synch. But then other parts you could tell it was lip synching. Basically if you don't see a drummer, a bass player, a guitar player, keyboards, microphones, and a backline you know a lot of it is sequenced.

But a lot of your favorite bands are using sequencing and samples live, don't think they aren't. Even the hard rock ones. Looked to me like Ce Lo Green was singing for sure. Anyone who thinks that cat can't sing is dead wrong, he has some pipes on him.

Still I think Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine put on 2 of the better halftime shows. Prince also did a nice job.

cutthemdown
02-06-2012, 12:09 PM
Also the small part when she brought out the drumline was pretty cool. So the halftime show didn't make me puke like i thought it would.

Still I know guys who could put this show on live if it was only about the music. But because they make it so much like a broadway show, changing sets, its probably tough to set up a proper backline, get everything on a microphone, into a mixer, etc. Then to get drums to sound good live takes some doing and lots of mics, just not easy.

I'm sure that is why they go to the sequencing, sampling, and lip synching. Its not because the musicians can't play live.

Willynowei
02-06-2012, 12:10 PM
She's old.

cutthemdown
02-06-2012, 12:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKxeD2NqbcM



A few times you can hear Stevie Wonders groove get off, a sure sign the musicians are out there playing their asses off. Still though this performance by Gloria, Stevie, and Big Bad Voodoo Daddy slams Maddonna's recent one back into the 80's where she belongs. Her music does not stand the test of time like true classics.

Smiling Assassin27
02-06-2012, 12:49 PM
I think the boots held her back more than anything. She's in great shape and could probably kick your ass.

Mmm-kay.

:~ohyah!:

Dr. Broncenstein
02-06-2012, 12:50 PM
Her music sucks. She couldn't even sing her shiatty music live. Terrible all around.

bendog
02-06-2012, 12:54 PM
Her music sucks. She couldn't even sing her shiatty music live. Terrible all around.

Now in Madonna's defense, I think most would agree she couldn't sing for ****e during her prime.

Miss I.
02-06-2012, 12:58 PM
I liked Cyndi Lauper better, but it is what it is. And wow I am old...damn it.

Dr. Broncenstein
02-06-2012, 12:59 PM
Now in Madonna's defense, I think most would agree she couldn't sing for ****e during her prime.

Also, she's 20 years past being "relevant." Chubby Checker would have been more relevant, and probably puts on a decent live show with actual singing.

Spider
02-06-2012, 01:01 PM
Madonna is the bestest evah ...haters gonna hate

Miss I.
02-06-2012, 01:01 PM
Also, she's 20 years past being "relevant." ChubIby Checker would have been more relevant, and probably puts on a decent live show with actual singing.

Is he even alive? Well, then again, not sure she is alive. I suspect vampirism and virgin sacrifice. ;D

Beantown Bronco
02-06-2012, 01:09 PM
Is he even alive? Well, then again, not sure she is alive. I suspect vampirism and virgin sacrifice. ;D

Tebow better keep his distance....

bendog
02-06-2012, 01:12 PM
Also, she's 20 years past being "relevant." Chubby Checker would have been more relevant, and probably puts on a decent live show with actual singing.

I'm thinking the NFL should just give it up and roll out Tony Bennett and Julie London while they're still alive. Bennett's still active.

BroncoBeavis
02-06-2012, 01:18 PM
Madonna is the bestest evah ...haters gonna hate

Not surprised. Ortonites have long demonstrated an affinity for talentlessness and skanks. :)

Spider
02-06-2012, 01:18 PM
Not surprised. Ortonites have long demonstrated an affinity for talentlessness and skanks. :)

Leave Tebow out of this .......

BroncoBeavis
02-06-2012, 01:45 PM
Leave Tebow out of this .......

Hey that reminds me... where's your buddy Errand?

Spider
02-06-2012, 01:50 PM
Hey that reminds me... where's your buddy Errand?

he is off somewhere saying mean things abut tebow ........you should hunt him down and set him strait

BroncoBeavis
02-06-2012, 02:00 PM
he is off somewhere saying mean things abut tebow ........you should hunt him down and set him strait

Strait? You mean like George Strait? Sorry. I'm not a trucker. Can't help you there. :)

broncoblue
02-06-2012, 02:26 PM
It needs Steel Panther.

Spider
02-06-2012, 02:28 PM
Strait? You mean like George Strait? Sorry. I'm not a trucker. Can't help you there. :)

of course your not a trucker , you dont have the balls nor the fortitude to be one .....I think your best bet is to remain a male prostitute .....

Shananahan
02-06-2012, 02:31 PM
Out of curiosity, what part of a trucker's job requires balls?

Dr. Broncenstein
02-06-2012, 02:31 PM
Out of curiosity, what part of a trucker's job requires balls?

The part where you sit on them all day.

StugotsIII
02-06-2012, 02:44 PM
"Madonna still has it"


And if by "it" you mean butt AIDS...then yes...she has "it."

Spider
02-06-2012, 03:09 PM
Out of curiosity, what part of a trucker's job requires balls?

can you imagine maneuvering a 72 foot long vehicle in New York city ? driving through blizzards ? floods ? Having to take emergency actions cause some idiot thinks you can stop ? or going into a jack knife ? Or going down a 6 % grade grossing 80k or better ? Of course not cause you have a pussy job ,see my next mile could very well be my last , you have to worry if the coffee pot has been refilled ........ Paper cuts are your main concern

Spider
02-06-2012, 03:10 PM
The part where you sit on them all day.

Hilarious! still remember you bragging about hauling a boat behind your pick up ......LMAO some king of the road there

Dr. Broncenstein
02-06-2012, 03:14 PM
Hilarious! still remember you bragging about hauling a boat behind your pick up ......LMAO some king of the road there

Keep trucking those chickens.

Spider
02-06-2012, 03:20 PM
Keep trucking those chickens.

Rod nockers king of the road Hilarious!..sorry I know it was a big moment for you , you was all manly and stuff and shouldnt be laughing about it .......

Dr. Broncenstein
02-06-2012, 03:27 PM
Rod nockers king of the road Hilarious!..sorry I know it was a big moment for you , you was all manly and stuff and shouldnt be laughing about it .......

Lol. If we traded lives you'd be hauling a sweet ski boat on the weekends.... and I would kill myself.

BroncoBeavis
02-06-2012, 03:28 PM
can you imagine maneuvering a 72 foot long vehicle in New York city ? driving through blizzards ? floods ? Having to take emergency actions cause some idiot thinks you can stop ? or going into a jack knife ? Or going down a 6 % grade grossing 80k or better ? Of course not cause you have a p***Y job ,see my next mile could very well be my last , you have to worry if the coffee pot has been refilled ........ Paper cuts are your main concern

Not to mention doing all this while driving with your feet because your fingers are busy trollin' the OM. :)

jhns
02-06-2012, 03:34 PM
Rod nockers king of the road Hilarious!..sorry I know it was a big moment for you , you was all manly and stuff and shouldnt be laughing about it .......

What language is this exactly? Klingon?

Spider
02-06-2012, 03:36 PM
Lol. If we traded lives you'd be hauling a sweet ski boat on the weekends.... and I would kill myself.

LOL thats it ? yes you would kill yourself or some one else on the interstate , specially this time of year ......decision making is a huge part, you really dont have the time or the room to second guess your decisions , for example , you got it in the big hole , walking the dog down the big road lets say 70 near limon, all of the sudden some asshole in front of you loses it , starts going all over the road , other 4 wheelers panic hit their breaks , then there is you , decision time , how do you get out of this without killing some one ?

Spider
02-06-2012, 03:37 PM
Not to mention doing all this while driving with your feet because your fingers are busy trollin' the OM. :)

multi taking

Spider
02-06-2012, 03:38 PM
What language is this exactly? Klingon?

anti jhns is what I speak a Cherokee medicine man told me if I spoke it , you would disappear ......

Shananahan
02-06-2012, 03:38 PM
can you imagine maneuvering a 72 foot long vehicle in New York city ? driving through blizzards ? floods ? Having to take emergency actions cause some idiot thinks you can stop ? or going into a jack knife ? Or going down a 6 % grade grossing 80k or better ? Of course not cause you have a p***Y job ,see my next mile could very well be my last , you have to worry if the coffee pot has been refilled ........ Paper cuts are your main concern
I wasn't challenging your hellish profession, I was honestly curious.

Congrats on being such a man that you're able to have the same deadly job as 3.5 million other people in the U.S.

jhns
02-06-2012, 03:40 PM
anti jhns is what I speak a Cherokee medicine man told me if I spoke it , you would disappear ......

What?

What you seem to be saying is, you don't have to pass the second grade to drive trucks? We knew this.

BroncoBeavis
02-06-2012, 03:40 PM
anti jhns is what I speak a Cherokee medicine man told me if I spoke it , you would disappear ......

Just curious. Does DOT know anything about this Cherokee medicine you're smoking?

Spider
02-06-2012, 03:41 PM
I wasn't challenging your hellish profession, I was honestly curious.

Congrats on being such a man that you're able to have the same deadly job as 3.5 million other people in the U.S.

LOL 3.5 million dont do the job I do .......you gotta have a brass set to do this ......

Spider
02-06-2012, 03:42 PM
Just curious. Does DOT know anything about this Cherokee medicine you're smoking?

He sure does ........... and he is a Tebow hater

jhns
02-06-2012, 03:43 PM
It takes a real man to turn a steering wheel!

Spider
02-06-2012, 03:44 PM
that switchback in the first pic almost took my life 750 foot drop off ,7% grade dragging a 53 foot rgn...... tell me that doesnt take balls ....

Spider
02-06-2012, 03:44 PM
It takes a real man to turn a steering wheel!

Hilarious! maybe thats why you dont drive huh ........

Powderaddict
02-06-2012, 03:45 PM
can you imagine maneuvering a 72 foot long vehicle in New York city ? driving through blizzards ? floods ? Having to take emergency actions cause some idiot thinks you can stop ? or going into a jack knife ? Or going down a 6 % grade grossing 80k or better ? Of course not cause you have a p***Y job ,see my next mile could very well be my last , you have to worry if the coffee pot has been refilled ........ Paper cuts are your main concern

Wow, quite the exciting life you have there.

Sounds like you have a J-O-B, just like the rest of us ::)

jhns
02-06-2012, 03:46 PM
that switchback in the first pic almost took my life 750 foot drop off ,7% grade dragging a 53 foot rgn...... tell me that doesnt take balls ....

None whatsoever.

Spider
02-06-2012, 03:47 PM
Wow, quite the exciting life you have there.

Sounds like you have a J-O-B, just like the rest of us ::)

LMAO yeah , your concern is ........Oh shiat someone cooked fish in the microwave and the water cooler is empty ....... Life has no meaning now ......

Shananahan
02-06-2012, 03:49 PM
'My next mile could very well be my last' is going to stick with me for awhile.

Spider
02-06-2012, 03:52 PM
'My next mile could very well be my last' is going to stick with me for awhile.
Thats just how it is , I have tried to walk away from trucking so many times , in away I hope my beetus keeps me out of the cab and lets me raise cattle ......we will see though ......

Shananahan
02-06-2012, 03:53 PM
It seems like walking away from trucking would be an enormous waste of your enormous balls.

Spider
02-06-2012, 03:55 PM
It seems like walking away from trucking would be an enormous waste of your enormous balls.

Yeah , it would be ....... but if I keep 5 or 6 girlfriends around , They will be put to good use

Dr. Broncenstein
02-06-2012, 04:04 PM
LOL thats it ? yes you would kill yourself or some one else on the interstate , specially this time of year ......decision making is a huge part, you really dont have the time or the room to second guess your decisions , for example , you got it in the big hole , walking the dog down the big road lets say 70 near limon, all of the sudden some a-hole in front of you loses it , starts going all over the road , other 4 wheelers panic hit their breaks , then there is you , decision time , how do you get out of this without killing some one ?

Lol... All that responsibility and literally no respect.

Spider
02-06-2012, 04:10 PM
Lol... All that responsibility and literally no respect.

;D well you just have to understand people are either drunk or stupid , once you apply that , everything is water off your back ..........

Gort
02-06-2012, 05:40 PM
Lol... All that responsibility and literally no respect.

i was in a restaurant once when a patron started choking. he was loudly choking, holding his throat, and standing up in the center of the room. his dinner companion stood up and yelled out, "help! my friend is choking! is anybody here a trucker?". true story.

we are so lucky to have truckers. they are true heroes. all of them.

Spider
02-06-2012, 05:41 PM
i was in a restaurant once when a patron started choking. he was loudly choking, holding his throat, and standing up in the center of the room. his dinner companion stood up and yelled out, "help! my friend is choking! is anybody here a trucker?". true story.

we are so lucky to have truckers. they are true heroes. all of them.

Now you are getting it ...........took you long enough

TonyR
02-06-2012, 06:27 PM
Mmm-kay.

You don't think this thing would tear you to pieces?!?

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alkemical
02-06-2012, 06:56 PM
she's reptillian...

spider's one pb sandwich away from stardom.

Dr. Broncenstein
02-06-2012, 07:00 PM
I like her arms. She would be the easiest dialysis fistula ever.

alkemical
02-08-2012, 08:09 AM
She welcomed the NWO in with style!

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