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campocorto
01-30-2012, 11:51 AM
Airs on NFL Network at 1 p.m. MST.

And at the following link...

http://www.raiders.com/media-vault/videos/Live-Stream/2ee68084-1565-4d22-94a1-4edca444a489

Rohirrim
01-30-2012, 12:15 PM
Dennis who?

BroncoBen
01-30-2012, 12:16 PM
Dennis who?

No kidding... "Dennis Allen" you are dead to me.

Ray Finkle
01-30-2012, 12:18 PM
I'd rather watch Bea Arthur perform a strip tease.....

TheReverend
01-30-2012, 12:22 PM
Cliffs:

-lol I can't believe some promoted me after that performance

bronco militia
01-30-2012, 12:24 PM
look back...to the future!

cmhargrove
01-30-2012, 12:46 PM
The most interesting part of this saga for me - I want to see how the Raiders fare as the "most penalized team in the league." It will be interesting to see if it is the players, or the coaches that make the biggest difference in their culture of "penalty fail."

bendog
01-30-2012, 12:51 PM
He's a dead coach walking.

campocorto
01-30-2012, 12:56 PM
The most interesting part of this saga for me - I want to see how the Raiders fare as the "most penalized team in the league." It will be interesting to see if it is the players, or the coaches that make the biggest difference in their culture of "penalty fail."

Allen preaching "discipline" was a major theme of his presser, but its all lip service now.

He also said that Al Saunders' status is still up in the air. He is looking to run an "up-tempo offense", which makes me wonder if he is looking to install some offensive concepts from his New Orleans days.

DomCasual
01-30-2012, 01:06 PM
look back...to the future!

That's Photoshopped.

You can tell by the pixels.

broncocalijohn
01-30-2012, 01:15 PM
The most interesting part of this saga for me - I want to see how the Raiders fare as the "most penalized team in the league." It will be interesting to see if it is the players, or the coaches that make the biggest difference in their culture of "penalty fail."

They have been the most penalized team for years with different DC in there and head coaches. It is the mentality of being the best retarded players of the NFL. They have earned it.

Paladin
01-30-2012, 01:17 PM
That's Photoshopped.

You can tell by the pixels.

Yeah, B,WTH? I still get the chuckles seeing Greasy Al looking like he is letting one loose. It's not his most flattering pose.....

Paladin
01-30-2012, 01:20 PM
I'd rather watch Bea Arthur perform a strip tease.....

Why are you using Betty White's body in that picture?

What you got against Dave?

strafen
01-30-2012, 01:22 PM
Airs on NFL Network at 1 p.m. MST.

And at the following link...

http://www.raiders.com/media-vault/videos/Live-Stream/2ee68084-1565-4d22-94a1-4edca444a489

Who gives a ****!

Ray Finkle
01-30-2012, 01:25 PM
Why are you using Betty White's body in that picture?

What you got against Dave?

LOL! REP!

BroncoBeavis
01-30-2012, 01:28 PM
No kidding... "Dennis Allen" you are dead to me.

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Bronco Rob
01-30-2012, 01:37 PM
Reggie McKenzie: "Hey there fellows, I'd like you to meet Dennis Allen and Richie Smith."

Richard: "Richard."

Reggie McKenzie: "Dennis , and Richie, I'd like you to meet..."

Richard: "Richard."

Reggie McKenzie: "Mohammad, Jugdish, Hue Jackson and Tom Cable."

bronco militia
01-30-2012, 02:13 PM
That's Photoshopped.

You can tell by the pixels.

damn....

TheReverend
01-30-2012, 02:21 PM
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/Bendogcreepy.png

^ Bendog posted this but erased it. Probably finally realized how ****ing creepy his little self-fantasies are.

"bitchdontneednocondomforbackdoor middle school"? paging Dr Freud you ****ing creepy little bastard.

Kaylore
01-30-2012, 02:40 PM
That's Photoshopped.

You can tell by the pixels.

....you sure?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mJ4lc_Q9Q6k/SbqQ2scWIoI/AAAAAAAAcP0/NHNOiAbjmYU/s400/futurama_fry_looking_squint.jpg

Chris
01-30-2012, 02:46 PM
http://d1np3q5ggw0og6.cloudfront.net/system/cache/400x350/uploaded_files/0056/4110/honeybadger_detail.png

DomCasual
01-30-2012, 03:10 PM
....you sure?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mJ4lc_Q9Q6k/SbqQ2scWIoI/AAAAAAAAcP0/NHNOiAbjmYU/s400/futurama_fry_looking_squint.jpg

I'm pretty much an expert.

broncosteven
01-30-2012, 03:18 PM
Is it true that Allen said he wants his team to be Tough, Smart, and Physical and wants to trade away his starting QB (pick one) for Cassel and McFadden is in his dog house already?

Popps
01-30-2012, 04:54 PM
**** that ****.

bendog
01-31-2012, 11:53 AM
John, “Dennis, WTF were you thinking?”

Dennis, “I know, I know....”

John, “I told you, ‘go out, have a nice steak on them, bottle of nice red from the Valley ....”

Dennis, “Stop, John. You should hear my wife ...’

John, “Or scallops. I miss that about Carolina, there was a guy who drive em right up from the coast ... put about an 1/8 inch of sea salt in my cast iron skillet, heat that puppy up and sear em. . . . drizzle on a little lemon juice; it’s better than God!”

Dennis, ”‘Dennis, WTF are we gonna send the kids to school? Dirty Needle Elementary? Bitchdon’tneednocodomforbackdoor Middle School?” Jesus Loving Christ, I’d divorce you right now except you’ll be looking for a job in anther 18 months, and I don’t want to have to chase you down for the support payments.””

John, “I’m gonna bring in at least three new defensive starters again. I’ll have a defense by 2014!”

Dennis, “I wanted to be a HEAD COACH, ok?”

John, “No it’s not ok! Gimme two or EVEN ONE more year, and REAL teams would be begging you .... you think that idiot Schwartz is gonna last in Detroit, and they’ve got a TEAM.”

Dennis, “I got drunk, ok? Like that never happed to a guy like Leyland. I mean, he’ll be Hall of Fame, and he prolly wanted to hang himself for taking the Rox job .... oh ****.....”

John, “Dennis, don’t do anything rash. I mean the worst they can do is fire you and not pay you. ....”

Dennis, “They can keep my money?!”

John, “Well, it’s been know to happen.”

Dennis, “OMG, Allison is gonna kill me....”

John, “Dennis, calm down. Worst case is you go back to being a d-back coach.....”

Dennis, “OMG, the kids are gonna kill me.....”

KO5K
01-31-2012, 11:55 AM
Dennis, “OMG, the kids are gonna kill me.....”

Awful, just awful.

bendog
01-31-2012, 11:58 AM
you made my day, tebowite.

bronco militia
01-31-2012, 11:59 AM
NICE WORK BENDOG!

the one rev saved was better

OCBronco
01-31-2012, 08:45 PM
Dennis Allen is now dead to me, too. Let the American Pickers jokes commence...