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canadianbroncosfan
01-28-2012, 02:45 PM
You date C list athletes like Kris Humpries, Tebow doesn't want your poison taint

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82662fc6/article/no-kardashian-connection-for-tebow?module=HP11_content_stream

I love Tim's camps response ""He's an avowed virgin who's saving himself for marriage and is looking for a woman with similar values, not someone with two failed marriages and a sex tape in her past."

TheReverend
01-28-2012, 02:52 PM
Owned, slut.

Keep that syphilis in your own pants.

Bronx33
01-28-2012, 02:52 PM
tim doesn't like whores.

DBroncos4life
01-28-2012, 02:54 PM
tim doesn't like whores.

Good more for me then.

Bronx33
01-28-2012, 02:56 PM
Good more for me then.


Lets split one ( me first though) :~ohyah!:

TheReverend
01-28-2012, 02:57 PM
PS. WTF is wrong with NFL.com these days?!?!

http://www.nfl.com/photos/09000d5d825e125d#id:09000d5d825e250d

DBroncos4life
01-28-2012, 03:00 PM
Lets split one ( me first though) :~ohyah!:

Fine I'll be lucky 1001 then :P

Bronx33
01-28-2012, 03:02 PM
PS. WTF is wrong with NFL.com these days?!?!

http://www.nfl.com/photos/09000d5d825e125d#id:09000d5d825e250d

I blame liberals :yayaya:

Kaylore
01-28-2012, 03:04 PM
PS. WTF is wrong with NFL.com these days?!?!

http://www.nfl.com/photos/09000d5d825e125d#id:09000d5d825e250d

:giggle: Apparently Tebow and Selena Gomez would create a mini Jason Segel.

24champ
01-28-2012, 03:17 PM
Owned, slut.

Keep that syphilis in your own pants.

Yeah there's a lot of sluts out there but that sex tape ruined any chance of Kim having a meaningful lasting relationship with a guy. Reggie Bush was never going to wife a chick with a sex tape out there.

Spider
01-28-2012, 03:21 PM
I made a sex tape , didnt get the attention I wanted but here it is

Los Broncos
01-28-2012, 03:24 PM
The ink isn't even dry on her divorce and shes already looking.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
01-28-2012, 03:28 PM
I made a sex tape , didnt get the attention I wanted but here it is

:rofl:

Punisher
01-28-2012, 03:30 PM
I will have no problem eating her ass

Butterscotch Stallion
01-28-2012, 03:35 PM
I will have no problem eating her ass

you might suffocate.

Archer81
01-28-2012, 04:30 PM
...multiple threads, same subject?

:Broncos:

Dr. Broncenstein
01-28-2012, 06:29 PM
On one hand, I thought the bit about the "two failed marriages and a sex tape" was kind of harsh... but it's more polite than "she's a fat-ass Jezebel who is going to burn for eternity in a lake of fire and herpes."

Willynowei
01-28-2012, 06:32 PM
Yeah there's a lot of sluts out there but that sex tape ruined any chance of Kim having a meaningful lasting relationship with a guy. Reggie Bush was never going to wife a chick with a sex tape out there.


I would rather "wife up" Naomi Russel than Kim Kardashian... lol. Sad.. but honestly, what's the difference, except that Naomi clearly has the better ass and makes better sex tapes?? :giggle:

http://freeatt.freeworld001.com/Pics/20091115/naomirusse_a5xdept4.jpg
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luxbwb3ZcQ1qaixo6o1_500.jpg

Archer81
01-28-2012, 07:56 PM
On one hand, I thought the bit about the "two failed marriages and a sex tape" was kind of harsh... but it's more polite than "she's a fat-ass Jezebel who is going to burn for eternity in a lake of fire and herpes."


McFan...


:Broncos:

mkporter
01-28-2012, 08:15 PM
[QUOTE=Willynowei;3478924]I would rather "wife up" Naomi Russel than Kim Kardashian... lol. Sad.. but honestly, what's the difference, except that Naomi clearly has the better ass and makes better sex tapes?? :giggle:


No doubt. Hundreds of them, in fact.

Momentum
01-28-2012, 09:01 PM
How is this news? The NFL really disgraced themselves reporting this.

But oh well, if Tim don't want Kim, I'll take her!

Miss I.
01-29-2012, 12:28 AM
When did NFL.com become match.com? http://www.nfl.com/photos/09000d5d825e125d#id:09000d5d825e250d

I get that Tim is selling stuff for them. He's even made some fans over here. Met a recent convert to Broncofandom in a pub down the street who loves the NFL and became a Bronco fan in a recent visit to Denver because he really likes Tim. Even in the UK, the power of Tim is taking over. it's funny, but it also explains why the NFL is milking him for all they can right now.

oubronco
01-29-2012, 08:40 AM
tim doesn't like women.

FIFY

Punisher
01-29-2012, 11:56 AM
you might suffocate.

that may be top 5 best ways to die

Pick Six
01-29-2012, 12:51 PM
PS. WTF is wrong with NFL.com these days?!?!

http://www.nfl.com/photos/09000d5d825e125d#id:09000d5d825e250d

Tebow + Bachmann = Bieber...:rofl:

RhymesayersDU
01-29-2012, 01:02 PM
Yeah there's a lot of sluts out there but that sex tape ruined any chance of Kim having a meaningful lasting relationship with a guy. Reggie Bush was never going to wife a chick with a sex tape out there.

I do think she'll end up with an athlete though, even if just for pure economics. After seeing what Tiger's and Kobe's ex-wives got, an athlete should try to wife her up, she probably makes more than he does.

v2micca
01-29-2012, 01:44 PM
I love Tim's camps response ""He's an avowed virgin who's saving himself for marriage and is looking for a woman with similar values, not someone with two failed marriages and a sex tape in her past."


See, I just can't see that response coming from Tebow. The guy's a gentleman who would treat the affections of any woman as delicately as possible.

24champ
01-29-2012, 01:49 PM
I do think she'll end up with an athlete though, even if just for pure economics. After seeing what Tiger's and Kobe's ex-wives got, an athlete should try to wife her up, she probably makes more than he does.

You forget that Kim is the daughter of one of the most famous LA lawyers of all time. They wrote up a prenuptial for her when she got married to Humphries, and Kris got jack ***** when they divorced. Nobody is going to take her money, she's too lawyered up.

RhymesayersDU
01-29-2012, 01:57 PM
You forget that Kim is the daughter of one of the most famous LA lawyers of all time. They wrote up a prenuptial for her when she got married to Humphries, and Kris got jack ***** when they divorced. Nobody is going to take her money, she's too lawyered up.

I didn't mean it like that, I just meant that she wouldn't take any of his.

Miss I.
01-30-2012, 10:13 PM
I guess Kimmy has some competition from a surfer who also has a crush on Tim...

http://network.yardbarker.com/surfing/article_external/backyard/surfer_bethany_hamilton_has_a_crush_on_tim_tebow/9669229?refmod=backyard

http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Bethany-Hamilton-Crush-on-Tim-Tebow.jpg

She's cute, but this whole "I hope someone helps me get in touch with him" business sounds down right stalkerish. I will give her props for surving a shark attack and continuing to surf. She's a tough dame, but really, sweetie, show some decorum and stop throwing yourself at Tim. Now, Kyle Orton, he will take ya'll on, probably at once. ;D

Bronco Yoda
01-30-2012, 11:06 PM
I will have no problem eating her ass

better strap on a snowboard. One good inhale and she'd swallow you whole.

Smiling Assassin27
01-31-2012, 08:03 AM
And the latest entrant into the 'defile timmy sweepstakes' is:

At the site of the Pro Bowl in Hawaii just before the weekend, we were introduced to the latest lovely lady who is crushing on Teebs. Surfer Bethany Hamilton, a 21-year-old who is known for continuing to surf after a shark took her entire left arm, was disappointed when she learned Tebow would not be attending the Pro Bowl.

Im hoping someone here can help me get in touch with him, she said according to NFL.com.



http://www.yardbarker.com/surfing/articles/msn/surfer_bethany_hamilton_has_a_crush_on_tim_tebow/9669229


eta: damn it, missy, we've talked about this before! *deleting*

http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Bethany-Hamilton-Crush-on-Tim-Tebow.jpg

chrisp
01-31-2012, 12:24 PM
When did NFL.com become match.com? http://www.nfl.com/photos/09000d5d825e125d#id:09000d5d825e250d

I get that Tim is selling stuff for them. He's even made some fans over here. Met a recent convert to Broncofandom in a pub down the street who loves the NFL and became a Bronco fan in a recent visit to Denver because he really likes Tim. Even in the UK, the power of Tim is taking over. it's funny, but it also explains why the NFL is milking him for all they can right now.

Tebow plus selena gomez equals...

http://www.nfl.com/photos/09000d5d825e125d#id:09000d5d825e19c4

Jay Cutler!!!

bendog
01-31-2012, 12:32 PM
"the NFL is milking him"

Miss I, you're going to burn for eternity

Miss I.
01-31-2012, 12:37 PM
"the NFL is milking him"

Miss I, you're going to burn for eternity

Eh, well maybe that explains my job. I already am in hell....;D But i guess if I were in hell, I'd be a Raiders fan...;D