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fwf
01-26-2012, 08:58 PM
Seriously, say you lost a bet and someone got to pick one players jersey that you had to wear for a whole day. Youre making it a full day too.. shopping, family, block party. Whats the one jersey you would least like to wear? OJ Simpson is the easy one so pick another.


Its not fair but the guy is just synonymous with failure and losing. I mean it was a 49 yd outdoor kick, but still. That was the Bills best shot at getting a ring and the fact that they lost the next 3 makes the **** worse.
BTW.. they show a crazy stat in this clip. Norwood was only 1 for 5 on FG attempts from 40+ on grass fields in his career.

The last few minutes of the Bills / Giants super bowl if youre bored.:

<iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GZMEDfMecFE" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" width="420"></iframe>

Aftermath
01-26-2012, 09:04 PM
Mike Vick. I hate that pos scumbag. Hope he burns in hell. :)

Butterscotch Stallion
01-26-2012, 09:04 PM
orton. too easy.

DomCasual
01-26-2012, 09:08 PM
http://c-product.images.fansedge.com/51-25/51-25331-Y.jpg

extralife
01-26-2012, 09:22 PM
leonard little killed someone too, so that ain't bad

you get irono-points for something like norwood, so that's out.

how about doug williams or timmy smith or mark brunell, the **** heads.

jerry rice raiders jersey probably wins for me, actually. seahawks or broncos ( :( ) jerseys are objectively worse, but **** the raiders I mean come on I still try to forget that.

OBF1
01-26-2012, 09:23 PM
Pick one, any one.... Any faider player, I will never be caught wearing the black and silver sh it colors.

MortonToMoses
01-26-2012, 09:30 PM
I would seriously need a shower after wearing a Rivers or Roethlisberger jersey, but the worst jersey to wear is that POS Rae Carruth.

Baba Booey
01-26-2012, 09:34 PM
Dan Fouts

RhymesayersDU
01-26-2012, 09:35 PM
Tebow!

/TGN

Butterscotch Stallion
01-26-2012, 09:55 PM
Tebow!

/TGN

tgn sucks. just wanted to say that. seems like a good place.

what an orton.

Turd_Ferguson
01-26-2012, 10:06 PM
I would seriously need a shower after wearing a Rivers or Roethlisberger jersey, but the worst jersey to wear is that POS Rae Carruth.

Yep Philip Rivers is the winner

bronco militia
01-26-2012, 10:15 PM
http://www.kingsrowe.com/blog/sites/default/files/imagecache/teaser_img/maurice_clarett_with_jersey.jpg

broncocalijohn
01-26-2012, 10:18 PM
http://c-product.images.fansedge.com/51-25/51-25331-Y.jpg

I saw someone wearing that before Christmas. Typical Faiders fan wearing a jersey that they have no clue about how bad he really was for the NFL. I would say, OJ, Carruth, Middlebrooks, Ryan Leaf and of course Dom, I love the player but could never wear this gem....

SimonFletcher73
01-26-2012, 10:26 PM
Jay Cutler.

ghwk
01-26-2012, 10:26 PM
Broncos Cutler jersey. Unfortunately it's in my closet.

SimonFletcher73
01-26-2012, 10:27 PM
Broncos Cutler jersey. Unfortunately it's in my closet.

Turn that frown into a Bubby Brister!

strafen
01-26-2012, 10:28 PM
Lelie

Butterscotch Stallion
01-26-2012, 10:33 PM
Jay Cutler.

mcfan!

Carmelo15
01-26-2012, 10:35 PM
I would have to say a tie between Tom Brady and any Raiders jersey ever made

gunns
01-26-2012, 10:40 PM
I've threatened to call DCFS on my son in law for putting Raider jersey's on my granddaughters. Steve Wiznewski is one I really disliked on the Raiders.

But the one I would never allow in my house or even lay a finger on is Brett Favre. Phoniest, narcisstic, overrated, cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey ****.

MrPeepers
01-26-2012, 10:44 PM
roethlisburger

broncocalijohn
01-26-2012, 10:50 PM
I've threatened to call DCFS on my son in law for putting Raider jersey's on my granddaughters. Steve Wiznewski is one I really disliked on the Raiders.

But the one I would never allow in my house or even lay a finger on is Brett Favre. Phoniest, narcisstic, overrated, cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey ****.

Sounds like someone watched Christmas Story last month.

Los Broncos
01-26-2012, 10:56 PM
Allen #69

Arkie
01-26-2012, 10:57 PM
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/502864/reebok_20nfl_20equipment_20kansas_20city_20chiefs_ 2087_20eddie_20kennison_20red_20replica_20football _20jersey_medium.jpg

extralife
01-26-2012, 11:17 PM
I'd rather wear a kennison chiefs jersey than a kennison broncos one.

Blart
01-27-2012, 12:17 AM
All da giants Tebowing @ 6:07

ol#7
01-27-2012, 03:51 AM
Well I actually do have an extensive collection of sad NFL Jerseys, some highlights.

Vick Falcons Jersey-Home

Tim Biakabatuka Carolina Panthers Jersey-Away

Rick Mirer-Seattle Jersey-home

David Klingler-Bengals-Away

I used to collect them when they were much harder to find and would just buy whatever I could get my hands on. Some teams you would never see and were hard to find. Have every team home and away...used to wear them to play Super Tecmo Bowl...then Madden...too much info about my geekiness.

gunns
01-27-2012, 04:30 AM
Sounds like someone watched Christmas Story last month.

LOL Christmas Vacation

Play2win
01-27-2012, 04:47 AM
Mike Vick. I hate that pos scumbag. Hope he burns in hell. :)

QFT.

It doesn't matter the thread or context. More true words have never been spoken.

Gort
01-27-2012, 05:06 AM
Mike Vick. I hate that pos scumbag. Hope he burns in hell. :)

he plays in Filthadelphia, so that's pretty close.

gunns
01-27-2012, 05:11 AM
he plays in Filthadelphia, so that's pretty close.

Yep just close. I think it'd have to be Chokeland though to actually be in hell.

Bronco Rob
01-27-2012, 06:02 AM
orton. too easy.



Unfortunately i have his jersey.

It's in my closet.


*SIGH*

Bronco Rob
01-27-2012, 06:04 AM
I want THIS jersey............



.

Broncbow
01-27-2012, 06:45 AM
roethlisburger

^THIS

TheReverend
01-27-2012, 06:59 AM
OJ, Vick, Roesthlisburger, Kennison, Orton and the Raiders, etc have already been taken, so I'll contribute these gems:

http://www.thesportsbank.net/core/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ryan-leaf.jpg

http://thyblackman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Albert-Haynesworth.jpg

http://lisasabin-wilson.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/brett-favre-vikings1.jpg

http://www.nfl-newjerseys.com/image/mycache/data/nfl-pic/pittsburgh-steelers/92-james-harrison-black-1-500x500.jpg

Drunk Monkey
01-27-2012, 10:08 AM
Vick, Farvre (non GB), and Hines freeking Ward. F em all.

bronco militia
01-27-2012, 10:13 AM
I will never where another NFL teams jersey...

Broncos only

Agamemnon
01-27-2012, 10:27 AM
Any Raider jersey.

Pick Six
01-27-2012, 10:33 AM
Joe Montana...The guy burned us, when he was a 49er. Then, he became a stinkin' Chief...ugh!~

BroncoBen
01-27-2012, 10:34 AM
leonard little killed someone too, so that ain't bad

you get irono-points for something like norwood, so that's out.

how about doug williams or timmy smith or mark brunell, the **** heads.

jerry rice raiders jersey probably wins for me, actually. seahawks or broncos ( :( ) jerseys are objectively worse, but **** the raiders I mean come on I still try to forget that.

I remember years ago when my Son was like 10, we were at a Mall in California and Leonard Little was signing autographs.. my son over the moon to get his autograph.. his first pro athelete. Then it came out he had a drinking problem and was in trouble with the law quite a bit.

razorwire77
01-27-2012, 10:45 AM
Rae Carruth jersey

Dale Carter Broncos jersey

O.J. Simpson Bills jersey

Kaylore
01-27-2012, 10:53 AM
http://www.kingsrowe.com/blog/sites/default/files/imagecache/teaser_img/maurice_clarett_with_jersey.jpg

You win!

Kaylore
01-27-2012, 10:54 AM
Once a year I still see a Griffin 22 Jersey.

Spider
01-27-2012, 11:13 AM
Lyle Alzados

Smilin Assassin
01-27-2012, 11:42 AM
Once a year I still see a Griffin 22 Jersey.

I always liked Griffin.

Not sayin I would buy his jersey, but....If I had it in my closet, I wouldn't be ashamed.

orange crusher
01-27-2012, 12:25 PM
Unfortunately i have his jersey.

It's in my closet.


*SIGH*

So you're the one that bought the Orton jersey. It might be a collector's item some day since you and Orton himself are probably the only ones to ever own one.

Requiem
01-27-2012, 12:31 PM
Rae Carruth. BALLER.

extralife
01-27-2012, 12:49 PM
I forgot to mention Montana Chiefs. I guess I've done a better job of blacking that one out than Rice Raiders. More years, more therapy.

cutthemdown
01-27-2012, 02:38 PM
The one you're buried in?

g00fyfoot
01-27-2012, 02:50 PM
30131

strafen
01-27-2012, 06:25 PM
http://www.kingsrowe.com/blog/sites/default/files/imagecache/teaser_img/maurice_clarett_with_jersey.jpgThat's wrong. L O L!!! :rofl:

BowlenBall
01-28-2012, 05:01 AM
It's a toss-up between these three:

http://www.sportsblink.com/product_images/phil-mcconkey-autographed-blue-throwback-jersey-3357668.jpg
http://cdn.sportsmemorabilia.com/sports-product-image/timmy-smith-washington-redskins-red-throwback-jersey-1-t87396-500.jpg
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/118/908/529406_display_image.jpg?1311376931

canadianbroncosfan
01-28-2012, 07:15 AM
http://www.kingsrowe.com/blog/sites/default/files/imagecache/teaser_img/maurice_clarett_with_jersey.jpg

Ding Ding Ding we have a winner.

It's a toss up between Leaf and Russell for second.

Smilin Assassin
01-28-2012, 08:41 AM
Though personally, I'd never wear any other team's jersey...some good selections have already been covered on here.

As for former Broncos jerseys I'd never wear, I'll add this:

rmsanger
01-28-2012, 08:41 AM
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

http://www.jerseydatabase.com/jerseys/backs/U1/7/U1798.png

broncocalijohn
01-28-2012, 10:08 AM
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

http://www.jerseydatabase.com/jerseys/backs/U1/7/U1798.png

Was that the big gay somoan? Sirhcyennek would wear it. Blart would make love to it.

TheReverend
01-28-2012, 10:10 AM
Once a year I still see a Griffin 22 Jersey.

NextBarrySanders?

rmsanger
01-28-2012, 10:54 AM
Was that the big gay somoan? Sirhcyennek would wear it. Blart would make love to it.

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!

andre
02-02-2012, 05:02 AM
orton ..... hope Tebow would do better in the future

Arkie
02-02-2012, 05:44 AM
I'd rather wear a kennison chiefs jersey than a kennison broncos one.

Yeah, but would you quit on a broncos kennison jersey for a chiefs one?

KCStud
02-02-2012, 08:48 AM
http://www.wholesaler-china.com/images/West%20NFL%20Jereys/Denver-Broncos-84-Sharpe-NFL-1997-Throwback.jpg

BowlenBall
02-02-2012, 08:55 AM
http://www.wholesaler-china.com/images/West%20NFL%20Jereys/Denver-Broncos-84-Sharpe-NFL-1997-Throwback.jpg

I'll take that as a compliment -- didn't he make an overrated LB of yours lose his **** in a game once? Classic....

KCStud
02-02-2012, 09:04 AM
I'll take that as a compliment -- didn't he make an overrated LB of yours lose his **** in a game once? Classic....

The HOF that your first round draft pick adores? Yes that one. Your franchise will never have a pass rusher as good as DT. Ever.

Sharpe is by far the most annoying player in NFL history...probably bc you can't understand half of what he's saying.

BowlenBall
02-02-2012, 09:15 AM
The HOF that your first round draft pick adores? Yes that one. Your franchise will never have a pass rusher as good as DT. Ever.

Sharpe is by far the most annoying player in NFL history...probably bc you can't understand half of what he's saying.

Besides helping the Broncos rack up record setting rushing yardage for years on end, DT was a real class act off the field as well....

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1355/is_15_98/ai_65540909/

"When Derrick Thomas died from injuries suffered in a car accident last February, he left seven children by five women and no will (JET, Feb. 21).

Since the seven children, ages 2-10, are heirs to what is left because Thomas was not married and there isn't a will, the mothers of his children are fighting for a healthy share of his estate filed in Jackson County Circuit Court, MO.

Thomas earned about $20 million from the Chiefs during his final six seasons. However, probate records filed in Jackson County Circuit Court show only $1.16 million in assets is left, plus the value of three properties (Thomas owned his home in Independence, MO), three investments and belongings with undetermined value.

Attorneys and accountants are sorting out his business and personal affairs to see if anything will be left for his family because in addition to creditors and other claimants seeking more than $815,000, lawyers, accountants and taxes also have to be paid.

Probate and paternity records show Thomas paid support for all of his children.

Besides any proceeds left from the estate, there are at least three likely sources of money for his children's support: life insurance, NFL death benefits and Social Security benefits.

Thomas' life insurance policy for $1.2 million is separate from the estate and is protected from creditors. But not all the children are named in the policy, and probate files show Thomas' mother could be a significant beneficiary. The filing period for claims ends Sept. 30."

broncocalijohn
02-02-2012, 10:59 AM
The HOF that your first round draft pick adores? Yes that one. Your franchise will never have a pass rusher as good as DT. Ever.

Sharpe is by far the most annoying player in NFL history...probably bc you can't understand half of what he's saying.

Ever? I dont know about that one. Why don't we ask your HOFer what he thinks? Hmmmm, were are waiting.

Kaylore
02-02-2012, 11:11 AM
http://web2.seahawks.com/ConFiles/Con4692/Rice02545_1019.jpg

BroncoBuff
02-02-2012, 12:22 PM
Any crayon-red and urine-yellow chefs jersey.

http://www.fancypantspet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Kansas-City-Chiefs-Pet-Jersey.jpg

Miss I.
02-02-2012, 12:44 PM
http://static.flickr.com/106/263275685_43cc672122.jpg?v=0

KCStud
02-02-2012, 01:10 PM
Ever? I dont know about that one. Why don't we ask your HOFer what he thinks? Hmmmm, were are waiting.

Wow a dead joke. Very classy...

Butterscotch Stallion
02-02-2012, 01:13 PM
Wow a dead joke. Very classy...

Yeah...that was lame.

Broncosman
07-04-2012, 06:33 AM
any broncos jersey . it's hard to choose now .

Bacchus
07-04-2012, 08:43 AM
A pink Shawn Merriman jersey would have to be the bottom of the barrell.

Bacchus
07-04-2012, 08:46 AM
The HOF that your first round draft pick adores? Yes that one. Your franchise will never have a pass rusher as good as DT. Ever.

Sharpe is by far the most annoying player in NFL history...probably bc you can't understand half of what he's saying.

Wasn't the real end of Thomas career when Sharpe Embarrassed him on Monday Night Football??

gunns
07-04-2012, 08:47 AM
The HOF that your first round draft pick adores? Yes that one. Your franchise will never have a pass rusher as good as DT. Ever.

Sharpe is by far the most annoying player in NFL history...probably bc you can't understand half of what he's saying.

Interesting. Didn't know a Chiefs fan was so interested in what a Bronco player is saying. Call the National Guard!

Bacchus
07-04-2012, 08:48 AM
30131

I have a Romanowski Broncos' Jersey that I'll never part with!!

Anikai
07-04-2012, 12:19 PM
LOL I have a Q. Griffin #22, got it @ the pro-shop on a visit to Denver for Fanfair. My initial goal was to wear it with a jacket and make people think it was a Hillis jersey..

Captain 'Dre
07-04-2012, 02:39 PM
I would seriously need a shower after wearing a Rivers or Roethlisberger jersey, but the worst jersey to wear is that POS Rae Carruth.

I understand the hate Roethlisberger gets as a sexual predator, but I don't see how that puts him in the same category with Rivers.

That said, the most embarrassing jersey to have to wear on a lost bet would be the Cowboys' Rafael Septien.

thomas
07-04-2012, 04:53 PM
1. Mike Vick Falcons
2. Mike Vick Eagles

cutthemdown
07-04-2012, 05:24 PM
Chiefs fans complaining about jokes in bad taste is pretty funny. There isn't a message board more repugnant in the whole NFL then over at QUEEFPLANET. They were making fun of the fires in Colorado saying they hope our stadium burns down.

BABronco
07-04-2012, 05:48 PM
Brady/Manning/Favre

Broncosman
07-09-2012, 05:30 AM
I'm prepraring for Peyton Manning

http://www.weiketrade.hk/Product/Pro5913.Html

Smiling Assassin27
07-09-2012, 09:21 AM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/002/203/300/35judas-totalprosports_display_image.jpg?1336346625

Smiling Assassin27
07-09-2012, 09:22 AM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/002/203/302/33Vtech-straightcashhomeydotnet_display_image.jpg?13363503 16

Smiling Assassin27
07-09-2012, 09:24 AM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/002/203/334/1yourmom-bustedcoverage_display_image.jpg?1336352156

bronco militia
07-09-2012, 09:26 AM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/002/203/334/1yourmom-bustedcoverage_display_image.jpg?1336352156

Hilarious!

Broncosman
07-10-2012, 05:36 AM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/002/203/300/35judas-totalprosports_display_image.jpg?1336346625

:~ohyah!: Judas

sisterhellfyre
07-10-2012, 09:48 AM
Seriously, say you lost a bet and someone got to pick one players jersey that you had to wear for a whole day.

Dale Carter.

(Second choices Travis Henry, Ray Lewis, Rae Carruth)

Tombstone RJ
07-10-2012, 10:58 AM
http://c-product.images.fansedge.com/51-25/51-25331-Y.jpg

dude, seriously you're just wrong. If anything wearing a Russell jersey would be fantastic because he absolutely raped the faiders franchise.

so, think again homey.

Russell is my most fav faider in a long time, knowwhadImeen?

BroncoLifer
07-10-2012, 11:34 AM
Carruth. And I rooted for that POS when he was a Buff.......

Josh007
07-10-2012, 12:04 PM
Ray Lewis 52...Another murderer that got away with it cuz he's an NFL star.

BroncoMan4ever
07-10-2012, 01:34 PM
Tom Brady

vancejohnson82
07-10-2012, 02:17 PM
http://www.kingsrowe.com/blog/sites/default/files/imagecache/teaser_img/maurice_clarett_with_jersey.jpg

I've got this jersey...its #20 in real life though

i wear it all the time for ****s and giggles

WoodMan
07-10-2012, 05:38 PM
I would seriously need a shower after wearing a Rivers or Roethlisberger jersey, but the worst jersey to wear is that POS Rae Carruth.

This!:nono:

DENVERDUI55
07-11-2012, 09:01 AM
Any Raider jersey.

briane
07-11-2012, 09:46 PM
http://www.shopfanjerseys.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/184x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/R/o/Rolando_McClain_Oakland_Raiders_Black_Authentic_Ni ke_NFL_Football_Game_Jersey.jpg


http://a.espncdn.com/i/page2/photos/050311moss.jpg

Taco John
07-12-2012, 02:32 AM
30131

Beat me to it...

http://i.imgur.com/uHiUB.jpg


This is how I felt when he joined the Raiders:

http://i.imgur.com/szXJm.jpg

E_Rox
07-12-2012, 07:49 AM
Rodney Harrison, either team

Broncosman
07-13-2012, 05:40 AM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/002/203/334/1yourmom-bustedcoverage_display_image.jpg?1336352156

:~ohyah!: that's cool

Broncosman
10-04-2012, 06:46 AM
http://www.shopfanjerseys.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/184x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/R/o/Rolando_McClain_Oakland_Raiders_Black_Authentic_Ni ke_NFL_Football_Game_Jersey.jpg


http://a.espncdn.com/i/page2/photos/050311moss.jpg

it's ugly

Rohirrim
10-04-2012, 08:02 AM
http://nfl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p12180512reg.jpg

I can't stand that ahole.

cutthemdown
10-04-2012, 09:15 AM
I have a Romanowski Broncos' Jersey that I'll never part with!!

Romo one of my all time favorite fb players.

Binkythefrog
10-04-2012, 02:56 PM
From a purely practical standpoint -

Harry Colon

http://millercards.net/im_va_large/va850.jpg

bronco militia
10-04-2012, 03:05 PM
From a purely practical standpoint -

Harry Colon

http://millercards.net/im_va_large/va850.jpg

what an asshole

Bronco Yoda
10-04-2012, 03:19 PM
Beat me to it...

http://i.imgur.com/uHiUB.jpg


This is how I felt when he joined the Raiders:

http://i.imgur.com/szXJm.jpg

insert ^ Alzado for me

Mogulseeker
10-04-2012, 05:13 PM
I would never wear Rapist's jersey.

Broncosman
10-05-2012, 08:00 AM
http://www.weiketrade.hk/pic/201204/1963722.jpg