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DAN_BRONCO_FAN
01-25-2012, 01:21 PM
http://network.yardbarker.com/nfl/article_external/kim_kardashian_targets_tim_tebow/9577697


Hilarious!


According to the Enquirer, jersey chasing Kim Kardashian has her sights set on Denver Broncos QB Tim Tebow

Spider
01-25-2012, 01:24 PM
who is Kim Kardashian ?

jhns
01-25-2012, 01:26 PM
He should hit that and then tell her he really wants her to be with me.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
01-25-2012, 01:26 PM
who is Kim Kardashian ?

some sort of Hollywood celebrity she has some 2 bit reality show i think i herd about this 2 bit reality show but well i never watch em.
why woould anyone watch reality shows.
THEY ALL SUCK

Swedish Extrovert
01-25-2012, 01:27 PM
This would be just lovely for the city of Denver and the Broncos if it panned out.

Except it won't though. Tebow doesn't go for that type, anyway.

bronco militia
01-25-2012, 01:28 PM
this can't be.....I thought the big booty was the black mans kryptonite??

OBF1
01-25-2012, 01:28 PM
This would be just lovely for the city of Denver and the Broncos if it panned out.

Except it won't though. Tebow doesn't go for that type, anyway.

So Denver now worships talentless whores???

jhns
01-25-2012, 01:29 PM
Tebow doesn't go for that type, anyway.

Which type? Women?

Garcia Bronco
01-25-2012, 01:31 PM
Contrary to popular belief...being a hooker/whore/pornstar is NOT skilled labor.

Spider
01-25-2012, 01:34 PM
I looked her up ........... would so hit that

TheReverend
01-25-2012, 01:36 PM
Groce.

Spider
01-25-2012, 01:38 PM
Groce.

LOL you would pay her just for a sniff

TheReverend
01-25-2012, 01:41 PM
LOL you would pay her just for a sniff

No thanks. I don't like the smell of gonnorhea.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
01-25-2012, 01:42 PM
I looked her up ........... would so hit that

you go right ahead and tap that ass . but sigh you aint famous so she wouldn't even piss on you if you was on fire

Spider
01-25-2012, 01:42 PM
No thanks. I don't like the smell of gonnorhea.

LOL you are so full of shiat

Spider
01-25-2012, 01:42 PM
you go right ahead and tap that ass . but sigh you aint famous so she wouldn't even piss on you if you was on fire

even if I lick my eye brows ? ;D

Smiling Assassin27
01-25-2012, 01:43 PM
I heard that Katy Perry wants a little of that Tebowner as well. Somehow, the left overs of an unwashed hippie drug user with minimal acting ability is probably not the draw you'd think.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
01-25-2012, 01:46 PM
even if I lick my eye brows ? ;D

lmfao well maybe ROFL! but she has the hots for tebow perhaps if you could get her to meet you in a very dark alley maybe use a recording of tebows voice and then only then will she make sweet love to you but it has to be very dark alley

bendog
01-25-2012, 01:47 PM
this can't be.....I thought the big booty was the black mans kryptonite??

Ah, but if Tim did her that way would he still be a virgin? Just thinking out loud here

Butterscotch Stallion
01-25-2012, 01:47 PM
Tebow is too good of a human to go anywhere near the kin of Robert Kardashian.


may his soul burn in hell for all of eternity.

BroncoMan4ever
01-25-2012, 01:48 PM
LOL you would pay her just for a sniff

i got 42 bucks in my wallet, what do you think that would get me?

Spider
01-25-2012, 01:48 PM
lmfao well maybe ROFL! but she has the hots for tebow perhaps if you could get her to meet you in a very dark alley maybe use a recording of tebows voice and then only then will she make sweet love to you but it has to be very dark alley
meh I will just get her drunk , much faster ;)

Spider
01-25-2012, 01:49 PM
i got 42 bucks in my wallet, what do you think that would get me?

LOL pretty far if you get her drunk

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
01-25-2012, 01:51 PM
all aboard the hooooooooooooo train !!!!!!!!!!!!!! now Katy Perry ??
is Tebow some sort of pimp ?

BroncoMan4ever
01-25-2012, 01:56 PM
all aboard the hooooooooooooo train !!!!!!!!!!!!!! now Katy Perry ??
is Tebow some sort of pimp ?

i wish i could be the pilot fish swimming next to the shark that is Tebow so i could collect his scraps.

SonOfLe-loLang
01-25-2012, 01:59 PM
I love how these "famous women" only go for athletes and then are stupified when it doesnt work out. If they want somoene to love and worship them, date a normal guy. It's all image

crawdad
01-25-2012, 02:00 PM
No thanks. I don't like the smell of gonnorhea.

And you know the smell of gonorrhea how?

Agamemnon
01-25-2012, 02:08 PM
Tebow is too good of a human to go anywhere near the kin of Robert Kardashian.


may his soul burn in hell for all of eternity.

Nah, he'd probably love to meet her just so he could teach her about the love of Jesus Christ.

Oh to be a fly on the wall for that "conversation". Hilarious!

Turd_Ferguson
01-25-2012, 02:13 PM
Nah, he'd probably love to meet her just so he could teach her about the love of Jesus Christ.

Oh to be a fly on the wall for that "conversation". Hilarious!

Tebow: So yea, that about sums it up... Jesus loves you and will forgive your sins... I'm glad we had this talk.. Ouch! Christ sakes Kim how many times have I told you to stop dragging your teeth!

Kim K: mmmh mmm mmhmmm hmm

Tebow: Stop talking with your mouthful.

Chris
01-25-2012, 02:18 PM
This is called

"Hey nobody's looking at me anymore. Who are they looking at?"

"Tebow? Get me in a web search with Tebow!"

McDman
01-25-2012, 02:19 PM
"Ass so fat you could see it from the front."

I do love her badunkadunk.

Dr. Broncenstein
01-25-2012, 02:37 PM
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-2yMaHD_I9QI/TyCEIHGPjNI/AAAAAAAAAEY/KjslIQqXdZM/s576/Tebow2x-large.jpg

DBroncos4life
01-25-2012, 02:54 PM
Wouldn't it be easier to make a thread about people that doesn't want to bone Tebow?

DBroncos4life
01-25-2012, 02:56 PM
Her and the rest of her family opened up a store in the hotel I was staying at in Vegas. It was nuts to see all the people following her around! She was really short but I was really drunk.

Rascal
01-25-2012, 03:00 PM
who is Kim Kardashian ?

Take a look at the trailer of pigs you are hauling.

Rascal
01-25-2012, 03:02 PM
Ah, but if Tim did her that way would he still be a virgin? Just thinking out loud here

ROFL!

Kaylore
01-25-2012, 03:25 PM
Ah, but if Tim did her that way would he still be a virgin? Just thinking out loud here

"Yes"

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0120a88f1a87970b-600wi

strafen
01-25-2012, 04:08 PM
some sort of Hollywood celebrity she has some 2 bit reality show i think i herd about this 2 bit reality show but well i never watch em.
why woould anyone watch reality shows.
THEY ALL SUCK

She's the daughter of Robert Kardashian, one of O.J's dream team lawyers...

Boobs McGee
01-25-2012, 04:47 PM
"Ass so fat you could see it from the front."

I do love her badunkadunk.

Mos Def Rep

extralife
01-25-2012, 05:10 PM
I can't decide if this would be amazing or if it would be move-out-of-denver bad

Vegas_Bronco
01-25-2012, 05:25 PM
Tebow, here bro...the truth on them snitches...

Agamemnon
01-25-2012, 05:31 PM
Tebow, here bro...the truth on them snitches...

Damn! Girl's gonna get skin cancer.

cabronco
01-25-2012, 05:48 PM
"Ass so fat you could see it from the front."

I do love her badunkadunk.


Her azz has its own orbit ! Giggidy

KipCorrington25
01-25-2012, 06:02 PM
So Denver now worships talentless whores???

Yeah we all love Lala Vasquez right? Hilarious!

McDman
01-25-2012, 06:05 PM
Mos Def Rep

Nice. Didn't think anyone would pick that up.

Cito Pelon
01-25-2012, 07:07 PM
That skank weighs like 180 or so, so maybe that's the kind of off-season workout Tebow needs.

elsid13
01-25-2012, 07:08 PM
I looked her up ........... would so hit that

After the 1,000,000 guys that already have.

Broncobiv
01-25-2012, 07:32 PM
After the 1,000,000 guys that already have.

Wish I was one of them! Kim Kardashian is easily #1 on my "Top-5 celebrity want list". So hot!

LMFAO at all the hate in this thread. The chick is stunning!

http://whatisthetrend.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Kim-Kardashian.jpg

http://www.theclevelandfan.com/images/stories/Cavs/kim-kardashian-plastic-9.jpg

broncocalijohn
01-25-2012, 07:35 PM
He should hit that and then tell her he really wants her to be with me.

Then Kim says, "I don't double date. JHNS is already sucking on that two timing Jay Cutler while his fiance is carrying his baby."

broncosteven
01-25-2012, 08:24 PM
Isn't that broad married?

Cito Pelon
01-25-2012, 08:32 PM
Kim-chi:

Old Dude
01-25-2012, 08:36 PM
Isn't that broad married?

She got married in some super-glam and multi-zillion dollar publicity bash and then split about a month later, losing a lot of her fans in the process. Don't ask me why.

Her brother was runner-up on Dancing with the Stars.

Her dad was a hollywood attorney who represented OJ for a very short time before turning the case over to real lawyers.

Her stepdad is Bruce Jenner.

She initially got a lot of attention in some sort of homemade porn tape, but went on to bigger fame as a reality star and model/spokesperson for clothes, perfume, etc.

I doubt she has anything remotely in common with Tebow and he needs to work on his mechanics more than he needs a social life - according to me and all serious Bronco fans everywhere.

barryr
01-25-2012, 09:06 PM
She's an idiot, as well as the rest of that family, with a lot of money and does not know what to do with herself, as well as the rest of that family. They could try using their money to help others instead of making a show so people can watch them fight over stupid crap all day long.

Lestat
01-25-2012, 10:03 PM
if anyone wants to know who Kim K is just look up Snoop Dogg's advice for Kris Humphries on youtube.

Willynowei
01-25-2012, 11:56 PM
They just want to be the one to "pop his cherry" so to speak.

Kim doesn't know what she's getting into though...

I'd bet anything as soon as that guy sticks it in there, he'll pull a tiger woods to catch up on what he's been missing out LOL

Willynowei
01-26-2012, 12:01 AM
Wish I was one of them! Kim Kardashian is easily #1 on my "Top-5 celebrity want list". So hot!

LMFAO at all the hate in this thread. The chick is stunning!


no way man.

She's really hot, I'll give you that. But a lot of that's professional makeup, and I'm not sure how much I'm feeling her face, plus you know alot of these hollywood chicks get **** done head to toe.

I've seen pictures of her w/o makeup and although I've definitely been with worse, I've also been with better (JMHO). I don't know that I like to put women in leagues, but to me a woman like Jessica Alba (purely based on looks) is clearly many levels above Kim. You can't find a bad picture of that woman, with or without makeup - she's the stunner you marry, Kim's the hottie you **** while she's emotionally vulnerable and run away from as soon as she's looking to lock you down.

Comparison pics below that I think are toned down everyday pictures...

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.popeater.com/media/2011/02/kim-1298477970.jpghttp://cdn.imnotobsessed.com/wp-content/uploads/wenn5594096-520x557.jpg
http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/37318-pic-kim-kardashian-steps-out-without-makeup/1291308183_kim-29.jpg
Kardashian is definitely pretty, she's definitely not busted w/o makeup (Jessica Simpson style), but to me there is just a clear night and day difference here. (Don't know what age Kim was in those pics, Alba is age 30 pictured here, i know that)

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
01-26-2012, 12:03 AM
She's the daughter of Robert Kardashian, one of O.J's dream team lawyers...

i just know the name from that insipid tv show which i never watch may of came across it tween flippin thru channels but i only know about johnny cochran and the famous if the glove dont fit

Miss I.
01-26-2012, 12:47 AM
Well I agree with Old Dude, let the kid focus on the game not a ridiculous high profile relationship. Kim is an attention whore and a regular whore. She's pretty, but she's also a skank, the kind of girl you ****, not the kind you marry unless you want to be on TV or make some money off of it.

There are plenty of better women out there for Timmy, even in the public eye that are better. Here's a girl I think is lovely from Vampire Diaries. Say what you will about the show, but she's very pretty and she's age appropriate for Tim, she's 23.

http://imabeautygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/NinaDobrev_GeminiHair.jpg

or you know, he could just focus on his game and keep his private life private. And Kim Kardashian and Katy Perry can go find another person and leave Tim alone.

Archer81
01-26-2012, 12:51 AM
Tebow will not marry a celeb. That does not seem to be his style. What will happen is he will be out at a hospital or at some church thing and meet a girl who could care less that he is Tim Tebow.

A multitude of children will be begat from that chance encounter.

Just how it is.

:Broncos:

Miss I.
01-26-2012, 12:58 AM
Tebow will not marry a celeb. That does not seem to be his style. What will happen is he will be out at a hospital or at some church thing and meet a girl who could care less that he is Tim Tebow.

A multitude of children will be begat from that chance encounter.

Just how it is.

:Broncos:

it makes more sense at least based on how he presents himself to the world. I don't see him dating a celebrity. I think Kim wanted attention so mentioning Tim was sure to garner her that.

Archer81
01-26-2012, 12:59 AM
it makes more sense at least based on how he presents himself to the world. I don't see him dating a celebrity. I think Kim wanted attention so mentioning Tim was sure to garner her that.


Or in my wishful thinking universe Tim "outs" himself and becomes the long hoped for bridge between gaydom and Christendom, propelling us all into the future.

I'm not holding my breath though.

:Broncos:

TonyR
01-26-2012, 05:56 AM
She's really hot, I'll give you that.

I don't think you even have to give him that. She's massively overrated. Sloppy as hell below the waist but they manage to hide that in professional pictures. There are numerous pics out there that show what a mess she really is. Now add to this the fact that she's a talentless skank and I'm not sure how/why anyone would be attracted to her.

BroncoInferno
01-26-2012, 06:46 AM
I don't think you even have to give him that. She's massively overrated. Sloppy as hell below the waist but they manage to hide that in professional pictures. There are numerous pics out there that show what a mess she really is. Now add to this the fact that she's a talentless skank and I'm not sure how/why anyone would be attracted to her.

What you call "sloppy as hell below the waist" I call "actually having an ass." I guess you prefer the malnourished stick-figure look that is sold as attractive these these days?

55CrushEm
01-26-2012, 06:48 AM
What you call "sloppy as hell below the waist" I call "actually having an ass." I guess you prefer the malnourished stick-figure look that is sold as attractive these these days?

No. Stick-figured women are actually gross. I love women with curvy figures.....but still being fit as well.

I've seen some of the "asses" you like. I could set a beer mug on them.

Wait.....I think I might be confusing you with Jason in LA.

Haha.

jhns
01-26-2012, 06:55 AM
Or in my wishful thinking universe Tim "outs" himself and becomes the long hoped for bridge between gaydom and Christendom, propelling us all into the future.

I'm not holding my breath though.

:Broncos:

Why would you want to be linked to a religion, and God, that openly hates you? I have never understood this.

jhns
01-26-2012, 06:57 AM
I don't think you even have to give him that. She's massively overrated. Sloppy as hell below the waist but they manage to hide that in professional pictures. There are numerous pics out there that show what a mess she really is. Now add to this the fact that she's a talentless skank and I'm not sure how/why anyone would be attracted to her.

TonyR just came out of the closet...

BroncoInferno
01-26-2012, 07:07 AM
No. Stick-figured women are actually gross. I love women with curvy figures.....but still being fit as well.

I've seen some of the "asses" you like. I could set a beer mug on them.

Wait.....I think I might be confusing you with Jason in LA.

Haha.

LOL Yeah, that's Jason. I agree, curvy but in decent shape. I think Kim is in pretty good shape, though.

Spider
01-26-2012, 07:14 AM
What you call "sloppy as hell below the waist" I call "actually having an ass." I guess you prefer the malnourished stick-figure look that is sold as attractive these these days?

my ex wife was skinny like that ......man I am glad I am divorced .... give me curves ;D

jhns
01-26-2012, 07:17 AM
Tebow should find this chick.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/20/hazel-jones-two-vaginas-porn/

She was classy enough to reject a porn offer.

BroncoBen
01-26-2012, 08:17 AM
Wow... Kim Kardashian who is a celebrity because of a sex tape and does nothing productive for society and Tim Tebow.. it would be the End of Days. Besides it would never work.. Kim has come out said she prefers Black Men.

Willynowei
01-26-2012, 11:19 AM
Wow... Kim Kardashian who is a celebrity because of a sex tape and does nothing productive for society and Tim Tebow.. it would be the End of Days. Besides it would never work.. Kim has come out said she prefers Black Men.

Because her butt is so big, she needs something to penetrate the fat, honestly.

Willynowei
01-26-2012, 11:24 AM
I don't think you even have to give him that. She's massively overrated. Sloppy as hell below the waist but they manage to hide that in professional pictures. There are numerous pics out there that show what a mess she really is. Now add to this the fact that she's a talentless skank and I'm not sure how/why anyone would be attracted to her.

I mean i agree to an extent.


If i go for a girl with a big butt, she's going to have a super small waist, she's going to be tight as an athlete.

I think its gross when a woman's lower body bloats up as soon as the jeans come off, that butt needs to be tight and firm not loose and flabby. screw that sh**, b**** needs to hit the gym.

Softies are for the guys who bang fat chicks, and I'll say that right to any of my friends faces who prefer "curvy women", I'll pass.

All that said, even though Kim is no where close to a "dime" on my scale, I'd still **** the **** out of Kim Kardashian, any day of the week, without protection. Albeit, from the looks of that sex tape, she's a flounder in bed, lazy as **** and entirely unsexy; so yeah, I'd probably get bored in a week to 1 month.... but c'mon, would you really pass on her entirely?

Archer81
01-26-2012, 11:31 AM
Why would you want to be linked to a religion, and God, that openly hates you? I have never understood this.


I suspect there are many things you do not understand.


:Broncos:

jhns
01-26-2012, 11:32 AM
I suspect there are many things you do not understand.


:Broncos:

I wonder if the Jews pined for Nazi acceptance...

HILife
01-26-2012, 11:32 AM
"Ass so fat you could see it from the front."

I do love her badunkadunk.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lFyTzjJDeCk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

TonyR
01-26-2012, 11:37 AM
I guess you prefer the malnourished stick-figure look that is sold as attractive these these days?

I actually like something in between but certainly lean towards the petite. Can't do it from work but when I get home I'll dig up some pics that might change your opinion of her some. What you're mostly seeing are glammed up professional photos that make her look considerably better than she really does. And I completely stick by my comment about what a skank she is. You do know what originally made her "famous", right?

jhns
01-26-2012, 11:39 AM
I actually like something in between but certainly lean towards the petite. Can't do it from work but when I get home I'll dig up some pics that might change your opinion of her some. What you're mostly seeing are glammed up professional photos that make her look considerably better than she really does. And I completely stick by my comment about what a skank she is. You do know what originally made her "famous", right?

So you think they glammed up a porn shot with a cheap camera at home? Interesting. Stupid, but interesting.

Requiem
01-26-2012, 11:41 AM
I'd hit it.

Archer81
01-26-2012, 11:50 AM
I wonder if the Jews pined for Nazi acceptance...


Aww. That's cute, you trying to use a metaphor and all.

Silly little man.

:Broncos:

jhns
01-26-2012, 11:51 AM
Aww. That's cute, you trying to use a metaphor and all.

Silly little man.

:Broncos:

Yeah, I didn't actually think there was a rational answer for that. It really isn't possible to come up with one.

Willynowei
01-26-2012, 11:56 AM
I actually like something in between but certainly lean towards the petite. Can't do it from work but when I get home I'll dig up some pics that might change your opinion of her some. What you're mostly seeing are glammed up professional photos that make her look considerably better than she really does. And I completely stick by my comment about what a skank she is. You do know what originally made her "famous", right?

Very interested in seeing these

Spider
01-26-2012, 11:57 AM
hell a good chance that 80% of these guys that wouldnt hit it , started spanking the monkey right after posting

Archer81
01-26-2012, 11:59 AM
Yeah, I didn't actually think there was a rational answer for that. It really isn't possible to come up with one.


Metaphors work best when the two things you are attempting to compare are relatable in scope.

Unless you are suggesting Christians have butchered six million gays in a 6 year period, the metaphor does not quite fit. But I applaud the effort you displayed in trying to continue our fascinating rapport.


:Broncos:

bendog
01-26-2012, 12:02 PM
Look, when the day finally comes, do you really want Timmy tearing up some preacher's daughter virgin who probably hasn't had any more experience beyond a dutch rudder on the choir director? When the kid finally gives it up, he'll be going steady for 10-11 hours, and that's simply inhumane unless he's punching someone like a Kardashian who doesn't bat an eyelash at taking it simulteneously in three places while using both hands to warm up the bullpen.

Requiem
01-26-2012, 12:02 PM
hell a good chance that 80% of these guys that wouldnt hit it , started spanking the monkey right after posting

Spider, you've been spankin' it for two weeks straight you dirty devil! Your hand has got to smell like balljuice!

Spider
01-26-2012, 12:03 PM
Spider, you've been spankin' it for two weeks straight you dirty devil! Your hand has got to smell like balljuice!

you call it spanking , I call it a work out ;D

jhns
01-26-2012, 12:05 PM
Metaphors work best when the two things you are attempting to compare are relatable in scope.

Unless you are suggesting Christians have butchered six million gays in a 6 year period, the metaphor does not quite fit. But I applaud the effort you displayed in trying to continue our fascinating rapport.


:Broncos:

It is the perfect metaphore. People that are discriminated against wanting the acceptance of the bigots...

Willynowei
01-26-2012, 12:11 PM
Look, when the day finally comes, do you really want Timmy tearing up some preacher's daughter virgin who probably hasn't had any more experience beyond a dutch rudder on the choir director? When the kid finally gives it up, he'll be going steady for 10-11 hours, and that's simply inhumane unless he's punching someone like a Kardashian who doesn't bat an eyelash at taking it simulteneously in three places while using both hands to warm up the bullpen.

Kardashian's a starfish though, whereas a preacher's daughter with repressed sexual needs tends to be a rabbit.

Willynowei
01-26-2012, 12:14 PM
It is the perfect metaphore. People that are discriminated against wanting the acceptance of the bigots...

Jews don't generally have nazi parents.

Keep the thread on topic, you're picking a fight you will eventually lose...

jhns
01-26-2012, 12:25 PM
Jews don't generally have nazi parents.

Keep the thread on topic, you're picking a fight you will eventually lose...

It wasn't a fight. I am interested and asked a question. If he doesn't want to answer, no response is better than being an ass. Everyone should know what happens when you go that route.

I would never lose that fight though.

Willynowei
01-26-2012, 12:37 PM
It wasn't a fight. I am interested and asked a question. If he doesn't want to answer, no response is better than being an ass. Everyone should know what happens when you go that route.

I would never lose that fight though.

:thumbs:

Okay.

Archer81
01-26-2012, 12:51 PM
It wasn't a fight. I am interested and asked a question. If he doesn't want to answer, no response is better than being an ass. Everyone should know what happens when you go that route.

I would never lose that fight though.


They all say that...until...

http://tinyurl.com/625zs6e

:Broncos:

Butterscotch Stallion
01-26-2012, 12:57 PM
It is the perfect metaphore. People that are discriminated against wanting the acceptance of the bigots...

A better metaphor would be a ravens fan who is against stabbing people but wants to hang with Ray Lewis.

TonyR
01-26-2012, 03:40 PM
http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kim_kardashian_ass_bikini.jpg

Willynowei
01-26-2012, 03:45 PM
http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kim_kardashian_ass_bikini.jpg

That is not the tight ass that I would prefer, but i would still stick my face in that and clean house, no question.

TonyR
01-26-2012, 03:47 PM
http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kim_kardashian_bikini_2-760x1134.jpg

TonyR
01-26-2012, 03:48 PM
http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kim_kardashian_bikini_7-760x1140.jpg

Willynowei
01-26-2012, 03:51 PM
http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kim_kardashian_bikini_7-760x1140.jpg

I will maintain, I've been w/ worse! :rofl: :~ohyah!:

Dr. Broncenstein
01-26-2012, 04:04 PM
http://gifsforum.com/images/image/fap%20fap%20fap/preview/fap%20fap%20fap.jpg

jhns
01-27-2012, 06:43 AM
That is sloppy and ugly? Again, Tonyr just came out of the closet. A chick that made millions on looks alone, isn't good enough for him. Maybe Kyle Orton is more your type...

BroncoInferno
01-27-2012, 06:45 AM
http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kim_kardashian_bikini_7-760x1140.jpg

Looks pretty good to me. Certainly not "sloppy."

EmpireOrange
01-27-2012, 06:53 AM
This protectiveness of who Tebow ding dongs by Teboner-sycophants is really a wierd part of this whole "tebowmania" thing. It's like they think Tebow owe it to them not to hit some mad arse. It might be the gayest dynamic in all of sports.

Frankly, I find the whole "virgin" thing really creepy. I've been to the UofF many times, and the quality of poon there is unreal. If Tebow IS REALLY still a virgin, I'm creep the fack out.

alkemical
01-27-2012, 07:21 AM
This protectiveness of who Tebow ding dongs by Teboner-sycophants is really a wierd part of this whole "tebowmania" thing. It's like they think Tebow owe it to them not to hit some mad arse. It might be the gayest dynamic in all of sports.

Frankly, I find the whole "virgin" thing really creepy. I've been to the UofF many times, and the quality of poon there is unreal. If Tebow IS REALLY still a virgin, I'm creep the fack out.

LOL - SouthStandsJunkie said something similar before: "I dont know if i trust the guys decision making by passing up all that poon"

But i'm totally in agreement about the sycophant angle.

TonyR
01-27-2012, 07:27 AM
That is sloppy and ugly? Again, Tonyr just came out of the closet. A chick that made millions on looks alone, isn't good enough for him.

My whole point is that I don't understand the attraction. She's a good looking lady who has brilliant marketing minds running her life. But she really isn't all that and she's a lot meatier below the waste than many/most guys like. Seems to trend more towards the African American and Latino male's taste. I'm surprised there aren't more guys brave enough to jump in here and agree with me because I'd be willing to bet that the majority does.

alkemical
01-27-2012, 07:28 AM
My whole point is that I don't understand the attraction. She's a good looking lady who has brilliant marketing minds running her life. But she really isn't all that and she's a lot meatier below the waste than many/most guys like. Seems to trend more towards the African American and Latio male's taste. I'm surprised there aren't more guys brave enough to jump in here and agree with me because I'd be willing to bet that the majority does.

She's a cutie - and i like stacked chicks.

I'm only black below the waist though...

errr....

Spider
01-27-2012, 07:29 AM
I'm surprised there aren't more guys brave enough to jump in here and agree with me because I'd be willing to bet that the majority does.

cant help you out on this one ;D ......I dont like BBW , but I do like some cushion

Beantown Bronco
01-27-2012, 07:30 AM
My whole point is that I don't understand the attraction. She's a good looking lady who has brilliant marketing minds running her life. But she really isn't all that and she's a lot meatier below the waste than many/most guys like. Seems to trend more towards the African American and Latio male's taste. I'm surprised there aren't more guys brave enough to jump in here and agree with me because I'd be willing to bet that the majority does.

She's not even close to making Beantown's official laminated list, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

alkemical
01-27-2012, 07:31 AM
She's not even close to making Beantown's official laminated list, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

I think some people have a weird view on "beauty" -

But hey - I like this phrase:

Disney & Porn ruined two generations of expectations.

jhns
01-27-2012, 07:31 AM
My whole point is that I don't understand the attraction. She's a good looking lady who has brilliant marketing minds running her life. But she really isn't all that and she's a lot meatier below the waste than many/most guys like. Seems to trend more towards the African American and Latino male's taste. I'm surprised there aren't more guys brave enough to jump in here and agree with me because I'd be willing to bet that the majority does.

Only on the internet... You can name the five hottest chicks on the planet and nerds will claim they are ugly.

Miss I.
01-27-2012, 07:31 AM
My whole point is that I don't understand the attraction. She's a good looking lady who has brilliant marketing minds running her life. But she really isn't all that and she's a lot meatier below the waste than many/most guys like. Seems to trend more towards the African American and Latino male's taste. I'm surprised there aren't more guys brave enough to jump in here and agree with me because I'd be willing to bet that the majority does.

Brave? Seriously, exactly how much bravery does it take for a guy to be open to saying I don't like fat chicks and I want a chick with a perfect body, a perfect face, who doesn't talk much and just makes me sammiches and gives me blow jobs whenever I want. I don't think it's brave. Bravery is very much misused, honest perhaps, but brave, not at all.

alkemical
01-27-2012, 07:33 AM
Brave? Seriously, exactly how much bravery does it take for a guy to be open to saying I don't like fat chicks and I want a chick with a perfect body, a perfect face, who doesn't talk much and just makes me sammiches and gives me blow jobs whenever I want. I don't think it's brave. Bravery is very much misused, honest perhaps, but brave, not at all.

If she can make me a sammich while giving me a BJ - i'd marry her.

Spider
01-27-2012, 07:35 AM
Brave? Seriously, exactly how much bravery does it take for a guy to be open to saying I don't like fat chicks and I want a chick with a perfect body, a perfect face, who doesn't talk much and just makes me sammiches and gives me blow jobs whenever I want. I don't think it's brave. Bravery is very much misused, honest perhaps, but brave, not at all.

That would be pure hell , but I could manage :~ohyah!:

TonyR
01-27-2012, 07:35 AM
Only on the internet... You can name the five hottest chicks on the planet and nerds will claim they are ugly.

Show me where I said she's ugly? In fact, I said she's good looking. She's an attractive woman, no doubt. I just don't understand the level of hype because there are so many better looking women. Go on any large college campus and you can find hundreds of better looking women, at least in my opinion.

alkemical
01-27-2012, 07:36 AM
Show me where I said she's ugly? In fact, I said she's good looking. She's an attractive woman, no doubt. I just don't understand the level of hype because there are so many better looking women. Go on any large college campus and you can find hundreds of better looking women, at least in my opinion.

University of AK?

jhns
01-27-2012, 07:46 AM
I don't think you even have to give him that. She's massively overrated. Sloppy as hell below the waist but they manage to hide that in professional pictures. There are numerous pics out there that show what a mess she really is. Now add to this the fact that she's a talentless skank and I'm not sure how/why anyone would be attracted to her.

Sloppy, the mess she really is = you aren't calling her ugly? I know that is how I describe good looking women!

BroncoInferno
01-27-2012, 08:26 AM
My whole point is that I don't understand the attraction. She's a good looking lady who has brilliant marketing minds running her life. But she really isn't all that and she's a lot meatier below the waste than many/most guys like. Seems to trend more towards the African American and Latino male's taste. I'm surprised there aren't more guys brave enough to jump in here and agree with me because I'd be willing to bet that the majority does.

I don't think this is correct. Most guys I talk to - regardless of race - prefer thicker women like Kardashian over stick-figures like, say, Keira Knightly. I think the underfed look that passes for beauty in the media is mainly driven by the tastes and pressures of other women, not men.

Beantown Bronco
01-27-2012, 08:29 AM
Speaking of the stick figure side, just watched Cowboys & Aliens last night and I gotta say, Olivia Wilde looked incredible.

55CrushEm
01-27-2012, 08:32 AM
That is not the tight ass that I would prefer, but i would still stick my face in that and clean house, no question.

:rofl:

55CrushEm
01-27-2012, 08:35 AM
Show me where I said she's ugly? In fact, I said she's good looking. She's an attractive woman, no doubt. I just don't understand the level of hype because there are so many better looking women. Go on any large college campus and you can find hundreds of better looking women, at least in my opinion.

Agreed. I've got your back.

Her legs aren't toned. Her ass is approaching Jason in LAs taste.

To imply that Kim Kardashian is hotter than hot......well, I don't know.

Agree with Beantown, too. She's not even close to my top 10 list.....but I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed.

jhns
01-27-2012, 08:41 AM
Agreed. I've got your back.

Her legs aren't toned. Her ass is approaching Jason in LAs taste.

To imply that Kim Kardashian is hotter than hot......well, I don't know.

Agree with Beantown, too. She's not even close to my top 10 list.....but I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed.

Who here is claiming she is the hottest thing ever? What a terrible spin.

You nerds just need to give it up.

Beantown Bronco
01-27-2012, 08:45 AM
If you don't think Kim Kardashian is as hot as jhns thinks she is, you are clearly a McFan.

bendog
01-27-2012, 08:46 AM
LOL - SouthStandsJunkie said something similar before: "I dont know if i trust the guys decision making by passing up all that poon"

But i'm totally in agreement about the sycophant angle.

Yep. It's not just that passing on the sex is sort of odd, it's the priorities. Being nice is .... well, nice. But its not in the job description for qb.

I still think the kid shoudl just take her offer and do her while protecting his sactimonious straight sex virginity. (-: He'd probably be able to focus better if he did.

jhns
01-27-2012, 08:47 AM
If you don't think Kim Kardashian is as hot as jhns thinks she is, you are clearly a McFan.

No, if you call her ugly, you are clearly gay.

Spider
01-27-2012, 08:48 AM
If you don't think Kim Kardashian is as hot as jhns thinks she is, you are clearly a McFan.

:giggle:

TonyR
01-27-2012, 09:20 AM
Brave? Seriously, exactly how much bravery does it take for a guy to be open to saying I don't like fat chicks and I want a chick with a perfect body, a perfect face, who doesn't talk much and just makes me sammiches and gives me blow jobs whenever I want. I don't think it's brave. Bravery is very much misused, honest perhaps, but brave, not at all.

I think I'm being misunderstood here. She's a physically attractive woman, no doubt. But if we're going to apply hollywood/celebrity level standards to her she really doesn't measure up in my opinion. Those standards aren't "fair" but they are applied to people who make a living based mostly on the way they look. And the fact that she's a talentless, money grubbing, phony skank doesn't exactly enhance her attractiveness...

TonyR
01-27-2012, 09:21 AM
...and I gotta say, Olivia Wilde looked incredible.

Now you're talking.

jhns
01-27-2012, 09:23 AM
I like to claim good looking women are oppy and a big mess...

You must be a stud with the ladies tony...

55CrushEm
01-27-2012, 09:24 AM
No, if you call her ugly, you are clearly gay.

Who here called her ugly, you ****ing nimrod? It wasn't me. Talk about spin.

You clearly have mental issues......seriously.











No. Seriously.

jhns
01-27-2012, 09:25 AM
Who here called her ugly, you ****ing nimrod? It wasn't me. Talk about spin.

You clearly have mental issues......seriously.











No. Seriously.

The guy you quoted and defended... You are an idiot.

BroncoInferno
01-27-2012, 09:25 AM
Now you're talking.

Eh, if you like chicks who weigh 85 pounds and are built like a 12 year old boy...

55CrushEm
01-27-2012, 09:28 AM
The guy you quoted and defended... You are an idiot.

No he didn't. YOU'RE an idiot. How many times do we have to tell you to re-read posts.

Dance, monkey!

And as far as calling others gay....how ironic of you. Since you're the one that regularly has garbled speech cause Cutler's balls are in your mouth....

Just sayin'.

jhns
01-27-2012, 09:29 AM
No he didn't. YOU'RE an idiot. How many times do we have to tell you to re-read posts.

Dance, monkey!

And as far as calling others gay....how ironic of you. Since you're the one that regularly has garbled speech cause Cutler's balls are in your mouth....

Just sayin'.

Poor little guy. Sloppy and a mess = attractive!

You are an idiot.

Drunk Monkey
01-27-2012, 09:30 AM
My whole point is that I don't understand the attraction. She's a good looking lady who has brilliant marketing minds running her life. But she really isn't all that and she's a lot meatier below the waste than many/most guys like. Seems to trend more towards the African American and Latino male's taste. I'm surprised there aren't more guys brave enough to jump in here and agree with me because I'd be willing to bet that the majority does.

I am in favor of a nice trimmed kaboose having said that form a looks POV Kim is pretty freaking hot.

55CrushEm
01-27-2012, 09:31 AM
Poor little guy. Sloppy and a mess = attractive!

You are an idiot.

:rofl:

What a buffoon.

TonyR
01-27-2012, 09:34 AM
Eh, if you like chicks who weigh 85 pounds and are built like a 12 year old boy...

If you want to know what I consider "hot" a good source is BroncoBen's avatars. Those girls are all petite and fit. That's just my taste. People are free to think Kim Kardashian is all that, clearly lots of people do. I just don't see it.

jhns
01-27-2012, 09:35 AM
:rofl:

What a buffoon.

Let me slow this down for you. You are clearly too stupid to keep up.

Tony calls her sloppy and a mess. He later spins it to she just isn't the hottest thing ever. You defend it. I say the spin is retarded, because it is. Sloppy and a mess is not claiming she is good looking. Being anything outside of the hottest chick on the planet, doesn't mean you are sloppy and a mess. No one said she was the hottest chick ever, so spinning it to say that is what you were arguing, is stupid.

Sloppy and a mess = attractive. So intelligent... I bet if Tony posted his picture, along with the hottest girl he has been with, we would all get a good laugh out of him criticizing Kim.

TonyR
01-27-2012, 09:39 AM
Tony calls her sloppy and a mess...

I actually said "sloppy below the waist". And I stand by that.

55CrushEm
01-27-2012, 09:40 AM
She's an attractive woman, no doubt. I just don't understand the level of hype because there are so many better looking women. Go on any large college campus and you can find hundreds of better looking women, at least in my opinion.

Here it is again, jizz. THIS is what I defended. Show me where I defended the "sloppy" comment. I entered the conversation at THIS point.

You honestly make the most bizarre connections I've ever seen attempted. And you wonder why people think you're a dolt......cause you are.

Now, like I said......DANCE, MONKEY!!

30125

55CrushEm
01-27-2012, 09:44 AM
The real question is....who's hotter, Kim Kardashian or Jay Cutler.

Uh-oh.....jizz's head's gonna explode.

jhns
01-27-2012, 09:45 AM
Here it is again, jizz. THIS is what I defended. Show me where I defended the "sloppy" comment. I entered the conversation at THIS point.

You honestly make the most bizarre connections I've ever seen attempted. And you wonder why people think you're a dolt......cause you are.

Now, like I said......DANCE, MONKEY!!

30125

I didn't say you defended that. Damn you are dumb. I clearly pointed out that the spin you defended was a dumb spin.

You get upset and lose all ability to think.

jhns
01-27-2012, 09:46 AM
I actually said "sloppy below the waist". And I stand by that.

Says the nerd over the internet.

Hey, not all dudes like women. There is nothing wrong with that.

Drunk Monkey
01-27-2012, 09:47 AM
http://www.celebrityonlines.com/upload/sophie_turner_badonka_small.jpg

Given a choice I would be about here.

55CrushEm
01-27-2012, 09:49 AM
I didn't say you defended that. Damn you are dumb. I clearly pointed out that the spin you defended was a dumb spin.

You get upset and lose all ability to think.

Nope. I didn't defend spin, either jizz. I don't care what Tony said earlier in the thread. I told you where I entered the conversation....and I even bolded the comment, to make it easy for you.

He said he didn't understand the hype, and that there were MUCH hotter women out there....I agree. That is all. Real simple.

But as usual, YOU, sir are the one that spins what OTHERS say, defend,etc. But that's par for the course for you.

As far as ability to think.....you keep demonstrating that you can't. I'm trying to help, jizz.....I really am. I'll bold it one more time, if you want me to.

30126

jhns
01-27-2012, 09:50 AM
Nope. I didn't defend spin, either jizz. I don't care what Tony said earlier in the thread. I told you where I entered the conversation....and I even bolded the comment, to make it easy for you.

He said he didn't understand the hype, and that there were MUCH hotter women out there....I agree. That is all. Real simple.

But as usual, YOU, sir are the one that spins what OTHERS say, defend,etc. But that's par for the course for you.

30126

You are too stupid for message boards. You don't read the conversation, go off on nothing, and then continue to spin your stupidity. Poor guy.

55CrushEm
01-27-2012, 09:55 AM
You are too stupid for message boards. You don't read the conversation, go off on nothing, and then continue to spin your stupidity. Poor guy.

Game, set, match.

Jizz, you're too easy.

Last time before iggy.....I bolded the comment I defended. If I had wanted to defend anything else Tony said....I would have highlighted THAT comment and said so.

You're so eager to argue with people and try to prove how smart you are (which is always a sign that you're insecure), you get flustered.

Talking with you is like talking with a 7 year old.

You're too immature for intelligent conversation. I figured you were about 15 or 16 based on your "style"......you should be embarassed that you're 27.

Grow up.....seriously.

jhns
01-27-2012, 09:58 AM
Game, set, match.

Jizz, you're too easy.

Last time before iggy.....I bolded the comment I defended. If I had wanted to defend anything else Tony said....I would have highlighted THAT comment and said so.

You're so eager to argue with people and try to prove how smart you are (which is always a sign that you're insecure), you get flustered.

Talking with you is like talking with a 7 year old.

You're too immature for intelligent conversation. I figured you were about 15 or 16 based on your "style"......you should be embarassed that you're 27.

Grow up.....seriously.

Go ahead and read the conversation again. You are clearly the one getting all flustered. Again, I know what you were saying. I have even gone over what I was saying. You still can't figure it out. You are an idiot.

Miss I.
01-27-2012, 10:14 AM
Personally I find beauty in all sorts of people, but everyone has a type they are naturally attracted too and most people find the ideal to be fit. Most people don't really like the overly skinny or overly fat or extremely short or extremely tall (though honestly I've been dating a guy who is 6'7" and I love that, dude has over a foot on me, I find it amusing and well interesting, ahem).

I think Cate Blanchett is lovely and so is Kate Winslett, I think Susan Sarandon is amazing at every age and so is Penelope Cruz and Michelle Pfeiffer. Salma Hayek is just amazing and so is Halle Berry. I think some of the ladies mentioned are also lovely in their own rights, lovely bone structure (Olivia Wilde has amazing cheek bones and lovely eyes) but yes a few of them I would like to make a sammich and eat it (Kiera Knightly is lovely, but very skinny). There is this girl on the VAmpire Diaries, I can't think of her name, but she's amazing to look at, she just has such a lovely soft look, healthy, athletic, but what I am guessing is eastern european background, but she doesn't dress like a skank or present herself like a drama queen like some recent 23 year old morons. Jessica Biel is lovely, but I think not a very good actress. That Mila Kunis is very pretty as is Kristen Bell. They are paid to look good and they are generally successful at it. My only issue is when men are retarded enough to think real women will be in that stratosphere. We all work hard at it, but we don't all have 4 hours a day to work out and have personal chefs, trainers, etc. I am a nice lady, but honestly I will never look like those girls and that isn't my goal. I just want to be healthy, funny, and as pretty as my genetics and my exercise ethic and diet and skin regime and budget will allow.

As for guys, I find humor and intelligence, kindness and strength of character sexier than anything, but I won't lie and say I don't prefer brunettes to blondes and have a special place in my heart for Irish and Scottish Gingers especially if they have the accents. Accents are damned sexy. My types tend to be towards the more physical males rather than the pretty boys. I hate Tom Cruise and Keanu Reeves though I like the dark haired guy type. Gerard Butler, Clive Owen, Russell Crowe, all have impacted my heart beat at one point or another. I think our QB is beautiful, but its more aesthetic because I see a kid when I look at him. And Eric Decker is just clearly God's gift to female Bronco fans...he's so damned cute, pretty but butch enough. Henry Cavill and Patrick Dempsey, physically in terms of hair and eye color and body type are my ideal, but honestly it's hardly that big a deal. I don't expect most men to look anything like that. The guy I am dating now, the 6'7" fellow is Venezualan and other than dark hair doesn't look anything like those guys, but I adore him. The last guy I dated was an English/Scottish Ginger who was 29 and probably wasn't much taller than me, but he was damned sexy and we had a blast for as long as it lasted.

Everyone has a type, but it's amazing how things change when the chemistry between the people is right...

signed
Gabby McGabberton

Spider
01-27-2012, 10:17 AM
Personally I find beauty in all sorts of people, but everyone has a type they are naturally attracted too and most people find the ideal to be fit. Most people don't really like the overly skinny or overly fat or extremely short or extremely tall (though honestly I've been dating a guy who is 6'7" and I love that, dude has over a foot on me, I find it amusing and well interesting, ahem).

I think Cate Blanchett is lovely and so is Kate Winslett, I think Susan Sarandon is amazing at every age and so is Penelope Cruz and Michelle Pfeiffer. Salma Hayek is just amazing and so is Halle Berry. I think some of the ladies mentioned are also lovely in their own rights, lovely bone structure (Olivia Wilde has amazing cheek bones and lovely eyes) but yes a few of them I would like to make a sammich and eat it (Kiera Knightly is lovely, but very skinny). There is this girl on the VAmpire Diaries, I can't think of her name, but she's amazing to look at, she just has such a lovely soft look, healthy, athletic, but what I am guessing is eastern european background, but she doesn't dress like a skank or present herself like a drama queen like some recent 23 year old morons. Jessica Biel is lovely, but I think not a very good actress. That Mila Kunis is very pretty as is Kristen Bell. They are paid to look good and they are generally successful at it. My only issue is when men are retarded enough to think real women will be in that stratosphere. We all work hard at it, but we don't all have 4 hours a day to work out and have personal chefs, trainers, etc. I am a nice lady, but honestly I will never look like those girls and that isn't my goal. I just want to be healthy, funny, and as pretty as my genetics and my exercise ethic and diet and skin regime and budget will allow.

As for guys, I find humor and intelligence, kindness and strength of character sexier than anything, but I won't lie and say I don't prefer brunettes to blondes and have a special place in my heart for Irish and Scottish Gingers especially if they have the accents. Accents are damned sexy. My types tend to be towards the more physical males rather than the pretty boys. I hate Tom Cruise and Keanu Reeves though I like the dark haired guy type. Gerard Butler, Clive Owen, Russell Crowe, all have impacted my heart beat at one point or another. I think our QB is beautiful, but its more aesthetic because I see a kid when I look at him. And Eric Decker is just clearly God's gift to female Bronco fans...he's so damned cute, pretty but butch enough. Henry Cavill and Patrick Dempsey, physically in terms of hair and eye color and body type are my ideal, but honestly it's hardly that big a deal. I don't expect most men to look anything like that. The guy I am dating now, the 6'7" fellow is Venezualan and other than dark hair doesn't look anything like those guys, but I adore him. The last guy I dated was an English/Scottish Ginger who was 29 and probably wasn't much taller than me, but he was damned sexy and we had a blast for as long as it lasted.

Everyone has a type, but it's amazing how things change when the chemistry between the people is right...

signed
Gabby McGabbertonI am attracted to women that say yes ........;D

Archer81
01-27-2012, 10:19 AM
Personally I find beauty in all sorts of people, but everyone has a type they are naturally attracted too and most people find the ideal to be fit. Most people don't really like the overly skinny or overly fat or extremely short or extremely tall (though honestly I've been dating a guy who is 6'7" and I love that, dude has over a foot on me, I find it amusing and well interesting, ahem).

I think Cate Blanchett is lovely and so is Kate Winslett, I think Susan Sarandon is amazing at every age and so is Penelope Cruz and Michelle Pfeiffer. Salma Hayek is just amazing and so is Halle Berry. I think some of the ladies mentioned are also lovely in their own rights, lovely bone structure (Olivia Wilde has amazing cheek bones and lovely eyes) but yes a few of them I would like to make a sammich and eat it (Kiera Knightly is lovely, but very skinny). There is this girl on the VAmpire Diaries, I can't think of her name, but she's amazing to look at, she just has such a lovely soft look, healthy, athletic, but what I am guessing is eastern european background, but she doesn't dress like a skank or present herself like a drama queen like some recent 23 year old morons. Jessica Biel is lovely, but I think not a very good actress. That Mila Kunis is very pretty as is Kristen Bell. They are paid to look good and they are generally successful at it. My only issue is when men are retarded enough to think real women will be in that stratosphere. We all work hard at it, but we don't all have 4 hours a day to work out and have personal chefs, trainers, etc. I am a nice lady, but honestly I will never look like those girls and that isn't my goal. I just want to be healthy, funny, and as pretty as my genetics and my exercise ethic and diet and skin regime and budget will allow.

As for guys, I find humor and intelligence, kindness and strength of character sexier than anything, but I won't lie and say I don't prefer brunettes to blondes and have a special place in my heart for Irish and Scottish Gingers especially if they have the accents. Accents are damned sexy. My types tend to be towards the more physical males rather than the pretty boys. I hate Tom Cruise and Keanu Reeves though I like the dark haired guy type. Gerard Butler, Clive Owen, Russell Crowe, all have impacted my heart beat at one point or another. I think our QB is beautiful, but its more aesthetic because I see a kid when I look at him. And Eric Decker is just clearly God's gift to female Bronco fans...he's so damned cute, pretty but butch enough. Henry Cavill and Patrick Dempsey, physically in terms of hair and eye color and body type are my ideal, but honestly it's hardly that big a deal. I don't expect most men to look anything like that. The guy I am dating now, the 6'7" fellow is Venezualan and other than dark hair doesn't look anything like those guys, but I adore him. The last guy I dated was an English/Scottish Ginger who was 29 and probably wasn't much taller than me, but he was damned sexy and we had a blast for as long as it lasted.

Everyone has a type, but it's amazing how things change when the chemistry between the people is right...

signed
Gabby McGabberton


Hmm...my defining characteristics...

:Broncos:

TonyR
01-27-2012, 10:53 AM
There is this girl on the VAmpire Diaries, I can't think of her name, but she's amazing to look at, she just has such a lovely soft look, healthy, athletic, but what I am guessing is eastern european background...

Nina Dobrev. She is amazing. Bugarian heritage.

And I agree on just about every woman you mentioned in your post.

Willynowei
01-27-2012, 11:52 AM
Let me slow this down for you. You are clearly too stupid to keep up.

Tony calls her sloppy and a mess. He later spins it to she just isn't the hottest thing ever. You defend it. I say the spin is retarded, because it is. Sloppy and a mess is not claiming she is good looking. Being anything outside of the hottest chick on the planet, doesn't mean you are sloppy and a mess. No one said she was the hottest chick ever, so spinning it to say that is what you were arguing, is stupid.

Sloppy and a mess = attractive. So intelligent... I bet if Tony posted his picture, along with the hottest girl he has been with, we would all get a good laugh out of him criticizing Kim.

It all depends on who she's being compared to. I think she is a sloppy mess compared to Adriana Lima. But compared to the average 31 year old American woman, she has to be in the top 10%. Honestly, I don't think its fair to compare her to a 22 year old college hottie, much less super models and celebrities at age 19-26.

But Tony does have a good point, she's in the lime light, her only job is to look good, and she markets herself as a sex symbol, so she will be compared to the best looking women that hollywood has to offer. And I mean honestly, on that scale, she just doesn't measure up...

TonyR
01-27-2012, 12:55 PM
It all depends on who she's being compared to. I think she is a sloppy mess compared to Adriana Lima. But compared to the average 31 year old American woman, she has to be in the top 10%. Honestly, I don't think its fair to compare her to a 22 year old college hottie, much less super models and celebrities at age 19-26.

But Tony does have a good point, she's in the lime light, her only job is to look good, and she markets herself as a sex symbol, so she will be compared to the best looking women that hollywood has to offer. And I mean honestly, on that scale, she just doesn't measure up...

Good post, completely agree. The comparisons aren't "fair" just as you say. But that's my whole point, really. We're talking about "fantasy women" here. Kim Kardashian is very attractive but she's not on the same level of someone like, to use your example, Adriana Lima (below in a recent pic). But to her credit (or maybe the credit belongs to her mother or whoever it is that orchestrates this Kardashian farce) she somehow gets in the conversation. Because she made a horrible sex tape? Because she has big t*ts? And an even bigger a*s? Because jhns thinks she hot?

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/lima_adriana_bikini.jpg

jhns
01-27-2012, 01:10 PM
Everyone else: Ohhh, look at that piece of ass.

Tonyr: Ewww, get that vagina away from me.


Nerds on the internet are special. This happens almost every time a hot chick is talked about here. As if you nerds could get tail even half as good as what you are dogging. Tony is probably five times bigger around than Kim.

TerrElway
01-27-2012, 01:27 PM
I don't think this is correct. Most guys I talk to - regardless of race - prefer thicker women like Kardashian over stick-figures like, say, Keira Knightly. I think the underfed look that passes for beauty in the media is mainly driven by the tastes and pressures of other women, not men.

This.

I think more men prefer a real woman with some serious curves than the ones shaped like a teenage boy with implants.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
01-27-2012, 02:11 PM
http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kim_kardashian_ass_bikini.jpg

does she go beep beep when she backs up
shouldn't there be a sign saying wide load on her

Dr. Broncenstein
01-27-2012, 02:14 PM
http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/3423/516839-screenshot_lrg_20_large.png

That behind is driving me loco.

ColoradoBuff
01-27-2012, 02:17 PM
she could sit that sexy arse down on me anytime! :)

Willynowei
01-27-2012, 02:39 PM
http://www.celebrityonlines.com/upload/sophie_turner_badonka_small.jpg

Given a choice I would be about here.

Good body, not feeling the face; spent significantly more time looking at the chick in your Avatar than the chick in your post.

Jay3
01-27-2012, 02:45 PM
I'm with TonyR -- I don't find her appealing, and I've talked to coworkers who feel the same way.

Yes, she's more attractive than me, and out of my league. Just not at all my type individually, and if I step back and try to judge her objectively alongside other celebrities who are famous for being beautiful, she comes up lacking in that department.

She's in a nice in-between niche -- famous for being famous, and kind of good-looking considering her fame is sort of random and not for actually being cast in any role, or being selected as a model.

If she weren't famous, she would lose out to most of the random girls who show up for any modelling call or acting audition.

Broncobiv
01-27-2012, 04:48 PM
Who here is claiming she is the hottest thing ever? What a terrible spin.

:wave: Actually, I said that she is #1 on my "list". But so far, I'm the only one to go that far! :approve:

Spider
01-27-2012, 05:19 PM
does she go beep beep when she backs up
shouldn't there be a sign saying wide load on her

walk through a mile of her crap just to see the hole it came out of ....

rmsanger
01-27-2012, 05:24 PM
perfection

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http://www.whitegadget.com/attachments/wallpaper/24148d1233832728-aishwarya-rais-wallpaper-aishwarya-rai-5.jpg

http://www.theplace2.ru/archive/aishwarya_rai/img/kinopoisk_ru_Pink_Pa.jpg

Archedamian
01-28-2012, 09:52 PM
perfection

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http://www.whitegadget.com/attachments/wallpaper/24148d1233832728-aishwarya-rais-wallpaper-aishwarya-rai-5.jpg

http://www.theplace2.ru/archive/aishwarya_rai/img/kinopoisk_ru_Pink_Pa.jpg

You just had to go and post Bollywood actresses, didn't you? I have a thing for Bollywood actresses. Aishwarya Rai is pretty hot, but I like Rani Mukherjee better.

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rmsanger
01-29-2012, 10:13 AM
You just had to go and post Bollywood actresses, didn't you? I have a thing for Bollywood actresses. Aishwarya Rai is pretty hot, but I like Rani Mukherjee better.


Either way, pure winning!

Miss I.
01-29-2012, 11:18 AM
http://makeup411.com/411_product_images/1349_Freida-Pinto_Immortals.jpg

Freida Pinto is quite striking I think.

Lestat
01-29-2012, 02:27 PM
ya'll had to go with Bollywood chicks. who told me my secret weakness?

if Kim Kardashian is your thing then there is nothing wrong with it.
there are plenty of women who get around and are gold digging types that aren't minor celebs or have sex tapes out. but the theme is a the same.

i personally like girls who have that look like you would see them in a normal setting and not just hollywood glam.

oubronco
01-29-2012, 04:08 PM
So you just like a big ass

Lestat
01-29-2012, 04:21 PM
hey! that's insulting. it's pretty face, big tits & then a big ass :thumbs:
So you just like a big ass