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TDmvp
01-23-2012, 08:59 AM
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/kristin-cavallari-jay-cutler-expecting-first-child-001054595.html


In before the LOLz

Smiling Assassin27
01-23-2012, 09:02 AM
Which one's gonna do the actual birthing?

Miss I.
01-23-2012, 09:03 AM
oh so many immature responses....but no, I am better than that. Congrats to the happy couple and the new baby. I hope they tell the kid what sex he or she is. It's gonna be confusing enough with Emodad.

GreatBronco16
01-23-2012, 09:09 AM
Are we for sure that SoCal isn't the father?ROFL!

_Oro_
01-23-2012, 09:10 AM
I thought they broke up. /meh

Garcia Bronco
01-23-2012, 09:11 AM
Congrats to the parents

55CrushEm
01-23-2012, 09:24 AM
Are we for sure that SoCal isn't the father?ROFL!

I thought maybe jhns was the father....and Cutler the mother.

Kaylore
01-23-2012, 09:26 AM
They'll have two babies in the family! That's adorable.

TheReverend
01-23-2012, 09:49 AM
I thought maybe jhns was the father....and Cutler the mother.

Why am I never included in this?

Beantown Bronco
01-23-2012, 09:50 AM
Hopefully, Jay's dad lives a long time. This kid's gonna need SOMEBODY to return his future playbooks, and it's certainly not going to be Jay.

Miss I.
01-23-2012, 09:51 AM
Why am I never included in this?

I never would've pegged you for wanting a three way with Jhns and Jay, but hey, ya learn something new everyday here on OM. ;D

KO5K
01-23-2012, 09:52 AM
Jay's Chicago Bears failed to make the NFL playoffs this season. The QB missed the team's final six games with a broken thumb.

That line does make me laugh a little bit. A broken thumb sounds so pathetic.

GreatBronco16
01-23-2012, 10:19 AM
20 bucks says the baby gets picked off at delivery.ROFL!

I bet it pops out sporting a pouty face.ROFL!

GreatBronco16
01-23-2012, 10:21 AM
The QB missed the team's final six games with a broken thumb.

Jay Cutlers first child missed it's delivery date due to a broken embillical cord.Hilarious!

Rohirrim
01-23-2012, 10:35 AM
I can only imagine the battle over the pacifier in that house.

GreatBronco16
01-23-2012, 10:38 AM
I can only imagine the battle over the pacifier in that house.

LOL

jhns
01-23-2012, 10:52 AM
Stay classy McFans...

Ray Finkle
01-23-2012, 10:52 AM
I wonder if he'll have his dad make the marriage proposal....

Beantown Bronco
01-23-2012, 11:00 AM
I wonder if he'll have his dad make the marriage proposal....

He'll no doubt be the one serving the inevitable divorce paperwork.

jhns
01-23-2012, 11:05 AM
He'll no doubt be the one serving the inevitable divorce paperwork.

McFans acting classless again.... Check.

McFans reusing the same horrible joke multiple times in one thread, as they are too stupid to come up with something new... Check


So Bean, your boy Orton sure proved to be great!

Archer81
01-23-2012, 11:06 AM
Her forehead, his "chin"...

Poor kid.

:Broncos:

55CrushEm
01-23-2012, 11:06 AM
Jizz freaking out about people making fun of his man-crush......check.

jhns
01-23-2012, 11:09 AM
Jizz freaking out about people making fun of his man-crush......check.

McFans still unable to move on... Check.

Hey, we could laugh that Cutler didn't go 500 miles out of his way to return some paper to your hero though. The best jokes are clearly the ones that don't make sense!... Or, we could make fun of babies that aren't even born yet!

Typical McFan stupidity.

55CrushEm
01-23-2012, 11:18 AM
McFans still unable to move on... Check.

Hey, we could laugh that Cutler didn't go 500 miles out of his way to return some paper to your hero though... Or, we could make fun of babies that aren't even born yet!

Typical McFan stupidity.

Who's my hero? When have I made fun of babies?

Learn to read for once in your life, sh@twad.

ColoradoDarin
01-23-2012, 11:20 AM
Who is the baby going to take after? If Mom it's like a 9 and dad it's like a 6.

jhns
01-23-2012, 11:22 AM
Who's my hero? When have I made fun of babies?

Learn to read for once in your life, sh@twad.

Your hero is McDaniels. Where did I say you made fun of babies? You say I need to learn how to read as you continue with your McFan stupidity...

Archer81
01-23-2012, 11:22 AM
Mcfans still unable to move on... Check.


http://tinyurl.com/7xc3pmf



:Broncos:

55CrushEm
01-23-2012, 11:25 AM
Your hero is McDaniels. Where did I say you made fun of babies? You say I need to learn how to read as you continue with your McFan stupidity...

You really are a horrible poster. I now see why so many people have you on ignore. When have I ever indicated any hero-worship of McD.

I think you have me confused with someone else.

jhns
01-23-2012, 11:26 AM
You really are a horrible poster. I now see why so many people have you on ignore. When have I ever indicated any hero-worship of McD.

I think you have me confused with someone else.

You really are a stupid poster. Where did I claim you made fun of babies?

Typical McFan.

Traveler
01-23-2012, 11:28 AM
Her forehead, his "chin"...

Poor kid.

:Broncos:

That was funny!Hilarious!

bendog
01-23-2012, 11:40 AM
I never had a gripe about Cutler as Den's qb, and frankly he was the last NFL qb Den had, but I can't resisit. I'm really suprised he stayed in the game long enough to get anyone pregant

gunns
01-23-2012, 11:41 AM
McFans acting classless again.... Check.

McFans reusing the same horrible joke multiple times in one thread, as they are too stupid to come up with something new... Check


So Bean, your boy Orton sure proved to be great!

jhns spinning his usual broken record as he's too stupid to post anything else, as he pounds his chest and calls someone out to profess he knows it all. Such an ego, such a little boy.

jhns
01-23-2012, 11:45 AM
jhns spinning his usual broken record as he's too stupid to post anything else, as he pounds his chest and calls someone out to profess he knows it all. Such an ego, such a little boy.

Oh look, another McFan defending classless McFans! Who would have guessed that this would happen?

Butterscotch Stallion
01-23-2012, 11:50 AM
luckily there are a million sperm...the first 999k were intercepted.

55CrushEm
01-23-2012, 11:54 AM
Where did I claim you made fun of babies?

Typical McFan.

Post #23. You lumped me in with the group....otherwise you wouldn't have brought it up.

Yeah, broken record indeed, gunns. I'm a McFan who never really talked much about the guy.....okay.

Idiot adolescent....you really are a worthless individual.

Bottom line is anyone who thinks Cutler acted like a baby (which he did)....is a McFan. Cool.

We need to think up a cool name for you, too......

How about "Beetus Bum Boy" ? Nah, too long....unlike your johnson.

How about "Captain Cutler"? Nah, not clever enough.

How about "Beetus Boner"? Kinda like Tebowner. Nah, not original enough.

How about "Frizz"? For Frowny-Jizz? Maybe.

Meh, I'll have to work on it.















Nah, you're not worth a toss.

jhns
01-23-2012, 11:59 AM
Post #23. You lumped me in with the group....otherwise you wouldn't have brought it up.

Yeah, broken record indeed, gunns. I'm a McFan who never really talked much about the guy.....okay.

Idiot adolescent....you really are a worthless individual.

Bottom line is anyone who thinks Cutler acted like a baby (which he did)....is a McFan. Cool.

We need to think up a cool name for you, too......

How about "Beetus Bum Boy" ? Nah, too long....unlike your johnson.

How about "Captain Cutler"? Nah, not clever enough.

How about "Beetus Boner"? Kinda like Tebowner. Nah, not original enough.

How about "Frizz"? For Frowny-Jizz? Maybe.

Meh, I'll have to work on it.















Nah, you're not worth a toss.

I clearly listed what other McFans were doing as you defended them. I never claimed you made fun of babies. You are too stupid for message boards. You need to know how to read to use them.

Butterscotch Stallion
01-23-2012, 11:59 AM
I never had a gripe about Cutler as Den's qb, and frankly he was the last NFL qb Den had, but I can't resisit. I'm really suprised he stated in the game long enough to get anyone pregant

yeah...you definitely arent a hater. quoting for continual winning.

Tebow is the only qb of the two to beat a winning team in the playoffs btw fagg.

55CrushEm
01-23-2012, 12:04 PM
I clearly listed what other McFans were doing as you defended them. I never claimed you made fun of babies. You are too stupid for message boards. You need to know how to read to use them.

I never "defended" anyone in my posts within this thread. That is just another example of your poor ability to properly infer what people are saying.

Let me help you. I was making fun of YOU.

Kaylore
01-23-2012, 12:04 PM
You really are a horrible poster. I now see why so many people have you on ignore. When have I ever indicated any hero-worship of McD.

I think you have me confused with someone else.

Not liking Jay Cutler = worshiping Josh McDaniels. It's simple science, man!

55CrushEm
01-23-2012, 12:05 PM
Not liking Jay Cutler = worshiping Josh McDaniels. It's simple science, man!

Yeah.....I figured that out a while ago.

:)

jhns
01-23-2012, 12:06 PM
I never "defended" anyone in my posts within this thread. That is just another example of your poor ability to properly infer what people are saying.

Let me help you. I was making fun of YOU.

You clearly did. You then tried reading smack as you were proving you couldn't read. Real smart...

bendog
01-23-2012, 12:10 PM
Not liking Jay Cutler = worshiping Josh McDaniels. It's simple science, man!

True, but unfortunately we are still polluted with fans who'd rather watch Tebow than Cutler.

Archer81
01-23-2012, 12:10 PM
luckily there are a million sperm...the first 999k were intercepted.


Not all 999,999 were intercepted. Some missed the fallopian tube due to poor mechanics.

:Broncos:

55CrushEm
01-23-2012, 12:11 PM
You clearly did. You then tried reading smack as you were proving you couldn't read. Real smart...

:pity:

Hopeless.

Show me where I "defended" someone in this thread. I'm trying to help you jizz. You should be thanking me, where so many others have put you on iggy.

bendog
01-23-2012, 12:12 PM
Not all 999,999 were intercepted. Some missed the fallopian tube due to poor mechanics.

:Broncos:

He's throwing off his back foot rather than stepping into the pass and really delivering a ball into space.

Archer81
01-23-2012, 12:12 PM
She blinded me with science...


:Broncos:

Archer81
01-23-2012, 12:13 PM
He's throwing off his back foot rather than stepping into the pass and really delivering a ball into space.


Exactly.


:Broncos:

GreatBronco16
01-23-2012, 12:13 PM
You clearly did.

He clearly didn't.

GreatBronco16
01-23-2012, 12:14 PM
True, but unfortunately we are still polluted with fans who'd rather watch Tebow than Cutler.

Why would I want to watch Cutler when I'm a Bronco fan and not a Bear fan?

jhns
01-23-2012, 12:14 PM
Not liking Jay Cutler = worshiping Josh McDaniels. It's simple science, man!

Says the guy that used to constantly neg rep me because I just couldn't say nice things about McDaniels... You clearly aren't a McFan as you continually defended him.

No one hated Cutler unless they were defending McDaniels and taking his side. It is pretty easy to show the spins that were started at the time.

Oh look, Cutler didn't fly 500 miles past the place he had to be that day to turn in a playbook... Hahaha...

Oh no, Cutler rated Chicagos training camp attendance 9, and Denvers a six, when Chicago had a ton more people there. How horrible!



You don't think that is proof of the McFans here? Fine. Go ahead and count all the threads making fun of McDaniels, the guy that trashed this franchise. We will see how the compare to the threads hating on the guys he f'd over in his time here.

Butterscotch Stallion
01-23-2012, 12:15 PM
Not all 999,999 were intercepted. Some missed the fallopian tube due to poor mechanics.

:Broncos:

some also faked a tail injury when they saw they weren't going to make it.

jhns
01-23-2012, 12:15 PM
He clearly didn't.

Or, he did and you're an idiot.

Archer81
01-23-2012, 12:16 PM
some also faked a tail injury when they saw they weren't going to make it.

Ha!

Which really upset other swimmers. Later said individuals were seen climbing two flights of stairs to get into a steakhouse.

:Broncos:

55CrushEm
01-23-2012, 12:17 PM
Or, he did and you're an idiot.

Last attempt jizz.....read post #7.

I wasn't "defending" anyone there. I was making fun of YOU!

Take the help, or leave it. You're too stupid, stubborn or both to figure it out.

You really are the entertaining monkey. Someone cracks a joke about Cutler, and you blow a gasket.....right on cue.

Dance, monkey! DANCE!!!

jhns
01-23-2012, 12:17 PM
:pity:

Hopeless.

Show me where I "defended" someone in this thread. I'm trying to help you jizz. You should be thanking me, where so many others have put you on iggy.

Help by defending McFan? Why would I want that?

GreatBronco16
01-23-2012, 12:18 PM
Or, he did and you're an idiot.

LOL

Naw, you still hold that title, and allways will.

jhns
01-23-2012, 12:19 PM
Last attempt jizz.....read post #7.

I wasn't "defending" anyone there. I was making fun of YOU!

Take the help, or leave it. You're too stupid, stubborn or both to figure it out.

That clearly isn't the post I am talking about. You are too stupid to realize you posted more than once in a thread... How embarrassing.

Butterscotch Stallion
01-23-2012, 12:19 PM
some of the sperm demanded to be traded to Greg Olsen's mouth.

Archer81
01-23-2012, 12:20 PM
some of the sperm demanded to be traded to Greg Olsen's mouth.


Explains the frequent fishing trips...

Heyo!


:Broncos:

jhns
01-23-2012, 12:20 PM
LOL

Naw, you still hold that title, and allways will.

Wait, you are actually dumb enough to think there can only be one idiot? Way to prove my point.

Archer81
01-23-2012, 12:21 PM
Wait, you are actually dumb enough to think there can only be one idiot? Way to prove my point.


There can be only one...


:Broncos:

55CrushEm
01-23-2012, 12:21 PM
That clearly isn't the post I am talking about. You are too stupid to realize you posted more than once in a thread... How embarrassing.

LOL

Oh, you're referring to post #22 then? In that one, I was referring to your post #20.....again, making fun of YOU!

Later, dummy.

bendog
01-23-2012, 12:21 PM
Hey now, I think this is being a little unfair to Jay here. I mean who among us has not, on occassion, told our wives that we strained something in our backs at the gym earlier that day.....

Butterscotch Stallion
01-23-2012, 12:21 PM
jhns is so noble to defend his lover.


You are my hero Jhns!

GreatBronco16
01-23-2012, 12:22 PM
Wait, you are actually dumb enough to think there can only be one idiot? Way to prove my point.

When it comes to this thread.......yeah, you're the only idiot posting. Way to prove everyones point.

Archer81
01-23-2012, 12:22 PM
Hey now, I think this is being a little unfair to Jay here. I mean who among us has not, on occassion, told our wives that we strained something in our backs at the gym earlier that day.....


Ah. The ole "strained my back at the gym" line...


:Broncos:

Butterscotch Stallion
01-23-2012, 12:22 PM
Hopefully the kid gets the mother's face and the dad's vagina.

55CrushEm
01-23-2012, 12:24 PM
jhns is so noble to defend his lover.


You are my hero Jhns!

Yeah....I've beaten this to death and wasn't going to do this anymore....but I feel that one last encore is in order. Here goes....

There once was a douche with 'da beetus
Who got concussed and curled up like a fetus.
And he said with a frown,
My career's going down.
And jhns won't let go of my penis.


The limerick is now officially retired.

jhns
01-23-2012, 12:24 PM
When it comes to this thread.......yeah, you're the only idiot posting. Way to prove everyones point.

Yeah, there can only be one idiot!

You are too stupid for the internet.

Pony Boy
01-23-2012, 12:24 PM
I'd rather have a pup out of Tebow .......

Archer81
01-23-2012, 12:25 PM
I'd rather have a pup out of Tebow .......


Full grown lion. Tebow's sperm makes no pups.


:Broncos:

jhns
01-23-2012, 12:26 PM
jhns is so noble to defend his lover.


You are my hero Jhns!

Did Florida fan really just say this to me?

GreatBronco16
01-23-2012, 12:28 PM
Yeah, there can only be one idiot!

You are too stupid for the internet.

Well as soon as McGruber makes a post in this thread, then you will have a buddy to be idiots with. Until then....... wait, I take it back, you're not an idiot, that would be an injustice to all idiots. Instead, you are just a dumbarse.

jhns
01-23-2012, 12:29 PM
Well as soon as McGruber makes a post in this thread, then you will have a buddy to be idiots with. Until then....... wait, I take it back, you're not an idiot, that would be an injustice to all idiots. Instead, you are just a dumbarse.

And you is a poo poo head!

Butterscotch Stallion
01-23-2012, 12:30 PM
Did Florida fan really just say this to me?

lol. **** the gators. I went to Oregon. you may want to adjust your stereotypes.

I think Cutlers spunk crusted over on your brain stem.

Gort
01-23-2012, 12:31 PM
this would be a funny photoshop thread. just sayin'.

jhns
01-23-2012, 12:36 PM
lol. **** the gators. I went to Oregon. you may want to adjust your stereotypes.

I think Cutlers spunk crusted over on your brain stem.

A Florida hating Oregon boy that loves Tebow and joined after Tebow time started. A guy that acts just like every other Florida fan.

Don't worry, I bet someone will buy into your BS...

Butterscotch Stallion
01-23-2012, 12:57 PM
A Florida hating Oregon boy that loves Tebow and joined after Tebow time started. A guy that acts just like every other Florida fan.

Don't worry, I bet someone will buy into your BS...

DOn't care if they think it's B.S. or not. I came here for the WPR actually. was recommended by a friend.

I only became a fan of Tebow after watching him play here. so suckmahballs.

Butterscotch Stallion
01-23-2012, 12:58 PM
A Florida hating Oregon boy that loves Tebow and joined after Tebow time started. A guy that acts just like every other Florida fan.

Don't worry, I bet someone will buy into your BS...

so sorry you were wrong. hey it happens Cutfan.

jhns
01-23-2012, 01:02 PM
so sorry you were wrong. hey it happens Cutfan.

I am never wrong. You just aren't living in reality.

bendog
01-23-2012, 01:10 PM
Soooooo, is Jhns merely a parody poster? It would explain much.

Miss I.
01-23-2012, 01:10 PM
"honey, I thought you said your thumb broke...not the condom broke."

bendog
01-23-2012, 01:13 PM
Honest, Kristen, I didn't think I NEEDED a condom. I mean I am Jay Culter! Who'd have thought?

Miss I.
01-23-2012, 01:16 PM
"Hey Jay, you said it was at least 6. Was that in centimeters? Because I think that was definitely more like a 2."

bendog
01-23-2012, 01:20 PM
Well, Kristen I AM a six, but really I just didn't see the reason to put forth more effort, and by God once again I got it done by just showing up!

Butterscotch Stallion
01-23-2012, 01:20 PM
I am never wrong. You just aren't living in reality.

clearly I must be confused.

However, Cutler DOES suck pretty hard, so you are wrong about wanting to fellate his anus.

Miss I.
01-23-2012, 01:28 PM
Well, Kristen I AM a six, but really I just didn't see the reason to put forth more effort, and by God once again I got it done by just showing up!

honey, I don't know how to tell you this, but Greg Olsen came over one night and um...well, he's definitely a 12...well I don't have to tell you that.

Beantown Bronco
01-23-2012, 01:44 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hai8Pe594Qg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Butterscotch Stallion
01-23-2012, 01:46 PM
Surprised she got him to perform in January.

bendog
01-23-2012, 01:47 PM
Prolly Dec, but hey who's counting? I'm just glad I'm too old for that stuff.

Butterscotch Stallion
01-23-2012, 01:50 PM
Prolly Dec, but hey who's counting? I'm just glad I'm too old for that stuff.

maybe she did the 7-9 position in a seahawk jersey.

Butterscotch Stallion
01-23-2012, 01:51 PM
They have decided to hide the sex of the father so that he can identify with the world however he is comfortable.

bendog
01-23-2012, 01:55 PM
She blinded me with science...


:Broncos:

I just went blind after hour three.

jhns
01-23-2012, 01:58 PM
So, McFans are still acting like jealous little girls that got their feelings hurt? Who would have guessed?

GreatBronco16
01-23-2012, 02:12 PM
So, McFans are still acting like jealous little girls that got their feelings hurt? Who would have guessed?

So jizz is still trying to stick up for his boyhood hero? Who would have gueesed?

jhns
01-23-2012, 02:15 PM
So jizz is still trying to stick up for his boyhood hero? Who would have gueesed?

I'm clearly just making fun of you McFans and not sticking up for Cutler. Learn to read.

/55crushem'ed

GreatBronco16
01-23-2012, 02:19 PM
I'm clearly just making fun of you McFans and not sticking up for Cutler. Learn to read.

/thatoneguy'ed

LOL, is that what you call it? Seems to me that you have been made a fool in this thread. Not that I'd expect you to comprehend that or anything.

But hey, try calling everyone McFans, cause that will really show us.

jhns
01-23-2012, 02:20 PM
LOL, is that what you call it? Seems to me that you have been made a fool in this thread. Not that I'd expect you to comprehend that or anything.

But hey, try calling everyone McFans, cause that will really show us.

Made a fool by a bunch of classless idiots? Sure...

55CrushEm
01-23-2012, 02:21 PM
I'm clearly just making fun of you McFans and not sticking up for Cutler. Learn to read.

/55crushem'ed

Still waiting for you to show me how I was "defending" anyone in this thread, rather than simply making fun of you, as I pointed out.

Poor jizz.

jhns
01-23-2012, 02:24 PM
Still waiting for you to show me how I was "defending" anyone in this thread, rather than simply making fun of you, as I pointed out.

Poor jizz.

You have been doing it the entire thread. Here is a link: http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=103244

bendog
01-23-2012, 02:24 PM
I think he's a parody. TJ probably lets him sleep in the basement sometimes just to drive up traffic.

Kaylore
01-23-2012, 02:56 PM
Surprised she got him to perform in January.

That was pretty epic.

Archer81
01-23-2012, 03:13 PM
What happens when the kid comes out looking like McDaniels?


:Broncos:

GreatBronco16
01-23-2012, 03:33 PM
Made a fool by a bunch of classless idiots? Sure...

Ahhhh, the only two things that jizz learned so far in his meaniless life. The words mcfan and idiot.

I found a book that might be able to help you in your quest to keep up with the flow of things around here, and help you in learning some new vocabulary.










http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bIXtsQayqpI/TTV3U4UH2OI/AAAAAAAAAF8/ePdNN5u-5hQ/s1600/Criative+Kids+Book+Wrapper+Design.jpg

gunns
01-23-2012, 04:26 PM
Oh look, another McFan defending classless McFans! Who would have guessed that this would happen?

I rest my case.

rmsanger
01-23-2012, 04:39 PM
I'm happy for him... some pretty quality tail he's pulling and having a kiddo only helps his chances at landing her long-term!

orange crusher
01-23-2012, 05:17 PM
I'm happy for him... some pretty quality tail he's pulling and having a kiddo only helps his chances at landing her long-term!

I doubt it. My guess is she dumps him after having the kid and nails him for some hefty child support payments.

TonyR
01-23-2012, 05:39 PM
In April of last year, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler proposed to reality show slut Kristin Cavallari. In July, Kristin posed in wedding dresses for Life & Style. Two days later, Cutler dumped her ass. They reconciled in November and immediately Cavallari turned to page 1 of the Gold Digger Handbook to ensure Cutler would stick around this time. At least for 18 years. People reports:

"We are thrilled to announce we are expecting our first child together," they tell PEOPLE exclusively. "It's an amazing time in our life and we can't wait to meet the new addition to our growing family." Shortly after Cavallari, 25, and her Chicago Bears quarterback beau, 28, renewed their engagement, the former Hills star and Dancing with the Stars contestant said, "Sometimes, in order for things to get better, they have to end even if it's momentarily."

To be honest, I really should be letting Admiral Akbar write this post because his description would likely be more accurate, but for Bears' fans I hope Lovie Smith can sign Kristin Cavallari's uterus as a starting wide receiver and talk the NFL into allowing this to count towards Jay Cutler's completion percentage.http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2012/01/kristin-cavallari-couldnt-take-any-chances-this-time.html

Lestat
01-23-2012, 05:53 PM
well congrats are in order i guess. but man what a rollercoaster ride. first they're on, then off, then on again and now she's knocked up.

Turd_Ferguson
01-23-2012, 06:07 PM
What happens when the kid comes out looking like McDaniels?


:Broncos:

They put it in a cloth sack and toss it in the river... Same thing they should do with McDaniels. Congrats to Cutler. Wish he was raising his kid in Denver.

Willynowei
01-23-2012, 06:59 PM
She's actually looking really good, I would like to have sex with her.

rmsanger
01-23-2012, 07:09 PM
I doubt it. My guess is she dumps him after having the kid and nails him for some hefty child support payments.

With his money and looks it's probably still not a bad swag for him... Assuming he can maybe get a 2nd kid pumped out of her can't see him doing any better!

TheReverend
01-23-2012, 07:14 PM
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2012/01/kristin-cavallari-couldnt-take-any-chances-this-time.html

Lol'd HARD at this line:

"I hope Lovie Smith can sign Kristin Cavallari's uterus as a starting wide receiver"

BroncoBuff
01-23-2012, 07:30 PM
What happens when the kid comes out looking like McDaniels?

LOL ... classic.

Pretty impressive he closed the deal with Kristin. Too bad he can't seem to do that on gameday.

http://www.gym-trainer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/kristin-cavallari.jpg


http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/features/insider/110110/kristin-cavallari-240.jpg

SoCalBronco
01-23-2012, 07:47 PM
Congrats Jay! :)

WolfpackGuy
01-23-2012, 07:49 PM
Helluva way to stay in the tabloids.

Bronco Yoda
01-23-2012, 07:59 PM
Happy joy joy feelings for the couple. I thought jays chin pooch was a-glow as of late.

http://www.hauteliving.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/jay-cutler-and-greg-olsen.jpg

I'm suspicious of the nanny (Kristin) however. She looks like trouble.

Archer81
01-23-2012, 08:08 PM
I think its very nice of Kristin to rent out her uterus to house Jay and Greg's love baby.

That's sweet in a way.

:Broncos:

Bronco Yoda
01-23-2012, 08:13 PM
Have they announced if it's a "6" or a "9" yet so we know what to send.

BroncoBuff
01-23-2012, 08:18 PM
Look at this picture. Aside from it's visceral ... "appeal," look at those lips. Pouting will come natural to the kid.


http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1149/48787115.jpg

Gort
01-23-2012, 08:38 PM
Look at this picture. Aside from it's visceral ... "appeal," look at those lips. Pouting will come natural to the kid.


http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1149/48787115.jpg

isn't that called a duck face?

why do college girls nowadays think that's a seductive look?

is this some Jersey Shore **** of which i am happily unaware?

even oompa-loompas are doing duck faces now (see below).

http://leacocks.com/FeaturesBlog/wp-content/upLoads/2011/03/double-duck-face.jpg

BroncoBuff
01-23-2012, 08:46 PM
isn't that called a duck face?

why do college girls nowadays think that's a seductive look?

Argh, MY EYES!! Kristin is much better at the duck face-pout than those pooches....


And can anybody tell me ... WTF IS THIS? Did they make Olsen a Saint for befriending the whiny kid?



http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/8118/olsenw.jpg

randomtask
01-23-2012, 08:46 PM
McFans still unable to move on... Check.

Hey, we could laugh that Cutler didn't go 500 miles out of his way to return some paper to your hero though. The best jokes are clearly the ones that don't make sense!... Or, we could make fun of babies that aren't even born yet!

Typical McFan stupidity.

Are you accusing other people of being unable to move on while...

A) Making numerous references to the Rams former offensive coordinator?
B) Defending the Chicago Bears quarterback Because he was the Broncos QB years ago?

BroncoBuff
01-23-2012, 09:33 PM
They put it in a cloth sack and toss it in the river... Same thing they should do with McDaniels. Congrats to Cutler. Wish he was raising his kid in Denver.McFans still unable to move on... Check.
.... Typical McFan stupidity.


Whichever side you were on back then, with what we learned later and what we know now, McDaniels was undoubtedly dishonest with Cutler about trade talks. Cutler overreacted yes, but your boss shouldn't lie to you.


Discuss ...

TDmvp
01-23-2012, 10:33 PM
Thread title changed per request .


Original title
Kristin Cavallari & Jay Cutler Expecting First Child!



And thx guys I knew when I posted this before I went to bed it would be epic Lol and you guys didn't disappoint. Some damn funny one liners in there. Good times...

lonestar
01-24-2012, 12:48 AM
Frankly I did not think he had it in him..












But then after thinking about it for a minute, it is probably not his..

Someone had said he had lost his baby fat, guess not..

broncocalijohn
01-24-2012, 01:28 AM
Stay classy McFans...

LOL! And you wonder why people think you are a douchebag. Don't make fun of Jay because that makes you a McDaniels fan. Proven as fact according to CutlerFan over here.

So, do they make Members Only jackets for infants? If the kid moops, we know it came from the Dad.

broncocalijohn
01-24-2012, 01:43 AM
Surprised she got him to perform in January.

Actually she didnt. I am thinking December which never was happening in Denver. 1 in a million shot.

jhns
01-24-2012, 06:21 AM
LOL! And you wonder why people think you are a douchebag. Don't make fun of Jay because that makes you a McDaniels fan. Proven as fact according to CutlerFan over here.

So, do they make Members Only jackets for infants? If the kid moops, we know it came from the Dad.

That is how it works McFan. I don't make the rules. I just live by them.

Beantown Bronco
01-24-2012, 06:26 AM
What happens when the kid comes out looking like McDaniels?


:Broncos:

Better chance it comes out looking like Brandon Marshall. Jay wouldn't be man enough to confront him. He'd probably just tell him that he's not his favorite person right now.

jhns
01-24-2012, 06:28 AM
Ahhhh, the only two things that jizz learned so far in his meaniless life. The words mcfan and idiot.


I have clearly written a lot more than just McFan and idiot. In fact, I just did again. You love proving me right, McFan. Even though they mean the exact same thing, these are the only two words that can describe those posting in this thread.

Your hate for Jay was born out of love for McDaniels. Again, try finding threads making fun of McDaniels. He was easily the worst thing to ever happen to this franchise and you McFans only want to make fun of the guys he F'd. You then claim you aren't McFans. Actions speak louder than words, moron.

TonyR
01-24-2012, 06:28 AM
Are you accusing other people of being unable to move on while...

A) Making numerous references to the Rams former offensive coordinator?
B) Defending the Chicago Bears quarterback Because he was the Broncos QB years ago?

LOL Yes, clearly we're the ones who need to move on...

jhns
01-24-2012, 06:31 AM
LOL Yes, clearly we're the ones who need to move on...

I still like Cutler. There is no need for me to move on. He didn't screw over this franchise. You all still love the guy you constantly defended. He did f this franchise. You all need to get over him. He is gone.

Outside of INT jokes, which ones weren't started as a defense of McDaniels? None of them are based in reality...

HAT
01-24-2012, 07:02 AM
Your hate for Jay was born out of love for McDaniels.

My like for McDaniels was born out of dislike for Jay.

Just a ballsy, great move by the organization to send Jay packing. Still not sure how much was Bowlen, McD, Ellis, X, Cook or Cutler....But kudos to them all for making it happen.

GB2

jhns
01-24-2012, 07:11 AM
My like for McDaniels was born out of dislike for Jay.

Just a ballsy, great move by the organization to send Jay packing. Still not sure how much was Bowlen, McD, Ellis, X, Cook or Cutler....But kudos to them all for making it happen.

GB2

McFans will McFan. Now you just need to stop pretending that you are a Bronco fan.

GreatBronco16
01-24-2012, 07:13 AM
I have clearly written a lot more than just McFan and idiot. In fact, I just did again. You love proving me right, McFan. Even though they mean the exact same thing, these are the only two words that can describe those posting in this thread.

Your hate for Jay was born out of love for McDaniels. Again, try finding threads making fun of McDaniels. He was easily the worst thing to ever happen to this franchise and you McFans only want to make fun of the guys he F'd. You then claim you aren't McFans. Actions speak louder than words, moron.

Whatever works for you.

Kaylore
01-24-2012, 07:18 AM
So does jhiz actually believe people that don't like Jay like McDaniels, or is it just a pejorative for him that he uses for everything he's mad at? Like when he's driving to work and gets cut off he screams "You McFAN! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!"

Are there even any McDaniels fans left around here?

55CrushEm
01-24-2012, 07:23 AM
So does jhiz actually believe people that don't like Jay like McDaniels, or is it just a pejorative for him that he uses for everything he's mad at? Like when he's driving to work and gets cut off he screams "You McFAN! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!"

Are there even any McDaniels fans left around here?

Yes, absolutely. He equates not liking Cutler to loving McD.

jhns
01-24-2012, 07:27 AM
Yes, absolutely. He equates not liking Cutler to loving McD.

Notice how those who weren't sticking up for McDaniels when he was here, don't have a problem with Cutler...

55CrushEm
01-24-2012, 07:53 AM
Notice how those who weren't sticking up for McDaniels when he was here, don't have a problem with Cutler...

No. Actually, I didn't notice. Cause I don't give a rats ass.

I wasn't particularly fond of Cutler....I have my reasons.

I wasn't particularly fond of McD, either....I have my reasons.

Whether or not you want to believe it.....just because someone thinks Cutler was a whiny primadonna crybaby.....doesn't necessarily mean they loved McD, either.

But whatever floats your boat, man.

Personally, I think we're better of with BOTH of them gone.

Rohirrim
01-24-2012, 08:02 AM
So does jhiz actually believe people that don't like Jay like McDaniels, or is it just a pejorative for him that he uses for everything he's mad at? Like when he's driving to work and gets cut off he screams "You McFAN! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!"

Are there even any McDaniels fans left around here?

http://f.static.memegenerator.net/cache/instances/400x/8/9195/9416101.jpg

Turd_Ferguson
01-24-2012, 08:07 AM
Just an unbelievably stupid, colossally retarded move by the organization to send Jay packing. Still not sure how much was Bowlen, McD, Ellis, X, Cook or Cutler....But it totally bent over the franchise, and set us back 15 years, and left us with ****ing Tebow, a guy that throws end over end ducks instead of rocket lasers.



There now your post makes sense.

Rohirrim
01-24-2012, 09:05 AM
LOL ... classic.

Pretty impressive he closed the deal with Kristin. Too bad he can't seem to do that on gameday.

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/features/insider/110110/kristin-cavallari-240.jpg[/indent]

She's about a six.

bendog
01-24-2012, 09:21 AM
“Jay, it’s time for you to commit or we should just move on.”

“Huh?”

“I mean it Jay. Your calling off our engagement really embarrassed me.”

“But it wasn’t about you, it was about ME.”

“But it looked like you were saying I wasn’t good enough for you.”

“I didn’t mean it like that, Kristen. It was just that here I’d gotten my contract extension and was just fitting in with the new team. Ulracher’s stopped making me give him whatever’s in my wallet and busting up my locker and ripping up my shirts ....I just wasn’t ready for more change.”

“Change? You’ve been doing me since I was seventeen!”

“Nineteen.”

“Really?”

“I checked, really. Knocking up an underage chick costs serious money.”

“Oh well, I’m 23 now, so it’s ok.”

“Twenty-four.”

“Bastard. If this was reality TV, I could change you.”

“I just don’t see why you want to change anything. We have a good thing.”

“It could be better. We’d share more and be closer.”

“You’d stop giving me oral. All the guys tell me that’s what happens.”

“I love giving you oral, Jay. It makes me HOT.”

“Really?”

“Cross my heart.”

“Well.....”

“Oh, and by the way Jay, I’m pregnant and you’ll be paying the kid’s expenses, plus private school, for the next 22 years, so I’m throwing in the blow jobs for free, but it’s your call.”

Nine Months Later.............................

Doctor, “PUSH Kristen, PUSH!”

“I’m pushing you son of a bitch but the little ****er won’t come out.”

Doctor takes Nurse outside. “Nurse, I’ve never seen anything like this. That poor girl’s been in labor for 48 hours and the baby just won’t come out.”

Nurse, “Perhaps you should do something.”

Doctor, “If I put as much Pitocin into Old Faithful as I put in her, we’d be living Krakatau right now.”

Nurse, “Perhaps we should take the baby ....”

Doctor, “Dammit, Nurse, don’t you think I’ve considered that. But the husband has to get on board and consent.”

Nurse, “Where is he, Doctor? I’ll talk sense into him.”

Doctor, “Try the cafeteria....

Nurse, “Jay Cutler, there you are.”

“Ah, yeah.”

“Why aren’t you with Kristen.”

“Ah, the screaming was getting to me. It reminded me of spraining my MCL. Bad day.”

“You self-centered son of a bitch. Sign this consent form.”

“Ah, like, what’s it for?”

“So we can take the baby out with a Caesarian.”

“What if I don’t sign.”

“They’ll both die.”

Jay thinks.

Nurse, “Well?”

Jay, “I’m still thinking.”

Nurse, “I will call Ulracher right now.”

Jay, “No not HIM. He hurts me. I’ll sign.”

Back in the delivery room....

Nurse, “Doctor, Jay signed the consent.”

Doctor, “Thank God.”

Doctor makes incision and reaches into Kristen for baby and suddenly screams, “Ouch, God dammit that little bastard took the scalpel from me and he’s fighting to stay inside her.....”

TonyR
01-24-2012, 09:25 AM
...stop pretending that you are a Bronco fan.

A true Bronco fan wouldn't care so much what people say about a former player who left under the circumstances Cutler did. They'd let it go and root for the players who are actually on the team.

bendog
01-24-2012, 09:33 AM
She's about a six.

I'm not so choosy



http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/stylewatch/beachpatrol/110502/kristin-cavallari-290.jpg

Butterscotch Stallion
01-24-2012, 09:38 AM
There now your post makes sense.

yep. no haters. just normal critique. quoting for my winnings again. why do you want me to win so hard? i thought you didnt like me. thanks anyways.

Turd_Ferguson
01-24-2012, 10:08 AM
yep. no haters. just normal critique. quoting for my winnings again. why do you want me to win so hard? i thought you didnt like me. thanks anyways.

To quote Terrell Suggs

"Stop that. I know what you're doing. Be an analyst. Don't be a douchebag."

Its cute that you're in a thread about Cutler trying to make it about your crush on Tebow.

broncocalijohn
01-24-2012, 10:16 AM
So does jhiz actually believe people that don't like Jay like McDaniels, or is it just a pejorative for him that he uses for everything he's mad at? Like when he's driving to work and gets cut off he screams "You McFAN! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!"

Are there even any McDaniels fans left around here?

It is simple. He thinks there is absolutely no way anyone can hate on Jay. He thinks Jay is everything and the only reason why people would hate on his boyfriend Jay is because they obviously have to love the guy who canned him. He can't see that he calls out his players, throws INTs in the red zone, couldnt win when we needed him, just as abrasive as Rivers, Moopy, etc. Jizz needs to find an excuse why people don't like Frown Cannon. What better way than to blame it on McDaniels and therefore those Cutler haters are now considered McFans. Does it tie in? Absolutely not but we are dealing with a grown man with a major man crush on a player. Sure Jizz can blame McDaniels for Moopy Jay to leave us but his tie in with us and McDaniels is just retarded. BTW, I was on record before we canned him to not caring for his attitude and wanting Rivers instead of Jay. Instead of criticizing those converts, I welcomed them in and help pile on.

As for who is still a McD fan? I know Drek and McBleed are still in love with the guy.

Kaylore
01-24-2012, 10:28 AM
Can you imagine if we never traded Cutler and Jhns just kept posting occasionally like he did? We would never have met this Count of Monte Cristo Jhiz who is borderline insane with anger at his favorite player being traded.

Butterscotch Stallion
01-24-2012, 10:44 AM
To quote Terrell Suggs

"Stop that. I know what you're doing. Be an analyst. Don't be a douchebag."

Its cute that you're in a thread about Cutler trying to make it about your crush on Tebow.

just pointing out your hypocracy and losing everywhere I go. you are welcome, liar, loser.

jhns
01-24-2012, 10:45 AM
A true Bronco fan wouldn't care so much what people say about a former player who left under the circumstances Cutler did. They'd let it go and root for the players who are actually on the team.

So what does that say about you Tebow haters?

"I don't ever want to see him play here again, after leading this team to the playoffs in his first season starting!"

Rooting for current players?

OOJack
01-24-2012, 10:47 AM
I think its very nice of Kristin to rent out her uterus to house Jay and Greg's love baby.

That's sweet in a way.

:Broncos:

Here, I fixed your avatar, it was annoying me...

jhns
01-24-2012, 10:48 AM
It is simple. He thinks there is absolutely no way anyone can hate on Jay. He thinks Jay is everything and the only reason why people would hate on his boyfriend Jay is because they obviously have to love the guy who canned him. He can't see that he calls out his players, throws INTs in the red zone, couldnt win when we needed him, just as abrasive as Rivers, Moopy, etc. Jizz needs to find an excuse why people don't like Frown Cannon. What better way than to blame it on McDaniels and therefore those Cutler haters are now considered McFans. Does it tie in? Absolutely not but we are dealing with a grown man with a major man crush on a player. Sure Jizz can blame McDaniels for Moopy Jay to leave us but his tie in with us and McDaniels is just retarded. BTW, I was on record before we canned him to not caring for his attitude and wanting Rivers instead of Jay. Instead of criticizing those converts, I welcomed them in and help pile on.

As for who is still a McD fan? I know Drek and McBleed are still in love with the guy.

Yeah, hating Cutler because he didn't win the SB within two years of being named starter, is just dumb. The other stuff you claimed is a bunch of lies. You only prove my point with these crap posts...

Only those who took McDaniels side, hate Cutler. Fact.

Butterscotch Stallion
01-24-2012, 10:52 AM
Yeah, hating Cutler because he didn't win the SB within two years of being named starter, is just dumb. The other stuff you claimed is a bunch of lies. You only prove my point with these crap posts...

Only those who took McDaniels side, hate Cutler. Fact.

some people like winners at qb. Tebow had won as many playoff games as Cutler in less than a season of starts.

jhns
01-24-2012, 11:03 AM
some people like winners at qb. Tebow had won as many playoff games as Cutler in less than a season of starts.

No one cares about what Florida fan thinks...

broncocalijohn
01-24-2012, 11:05 AM
No one cares about what Florida fan thinks...

No one cares what you have to say. It is the same thing over and over......
Catch a clue but I know you wouldn't care if it hit you in the face. I just wish "clues" were 50 pound weights.

jhns
01-24-2012, 11:07 AM
No one cares what you have to say. It is the same thing over and over......
Catch a clue but I know you wouldn't care if it hit you in the face. I just wish "clues" were 50 pound weights.

Or, everyone cares. You McFans just don't like living in reality.

Miss I.
01-24-2012, 11:11 AM
early sonogram photo of the baby....

http://purplejesus.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/jay-cutler-baby.jpg

bendog
01-24-2012, 11:13 AM
early sonogram photo of the baby....

http://purplejesus.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/jay-cutler-baby.jpg

WTF is this place. I can't get a drink.

Miss I.
01-24-2012, 11:14 AM
gift every baby can use...

http://designsbychace.com/photos/funny/jay-pampers.gif

jhns
01-24-2012, 11:15 AM
Making fun of babies is exactly the level of class that can be expected from a McFan.

Miss I.
01-24-2012, 11:16 AM
Jay, Gawd damnit, I said get CONTRACEPTION, NOT Throw an INTERCEPTION...geezus...

Pony Boy
01-24-2012, 11:18 AM
This would be a great country song "She thinks my insulin pump is sexy" ..........

Archer81
01-24-2012, 11:21 AM
http://tinyurl.com/6t6kmbm


:Broncos:

HAT
01-24-2012, 11:22 AM
BCJ,
When I used to read Angels boards....All the chicks got their panties on a wad when Glaus was traded....Jhiz is just like them. 3 years later. Sad. Funny, but sad.

Miss I.
01-24-2012, 11:22 AM
Making fun of babies is exactly the level of class that can be expected from a McFan.

Don't worry about it Jhns, Jay is tough enough and has a sense of humor enough to take a little joking at his expense.

Archer81
01-24-2012, 11:23 AM
http://tinyurl.com/7q4lf83


:Broncos:

jhns
01-24-2012, 11:23 AM
Don't worry about it Jhns, Jay is tough enough and has a sense of humor enough to take a little joking at his expense.

As if any of you woupd actually make fun of his unborn baby to his face. You're just a bunch of internet pussies...

Miss I.
01-24-2012, 11:26 AM
As if any of you woupd actually make fun of his unborn baby to his face. Your just a bunch of internet pussies...

Oh for ****s sake, Jhns, it isn't the baby we are making fun of, it's clearly Jay. And while I liked him as a Bronco and still think he's a good QB, anybody who takes this **** as seriously as you do, clearly needs to get head removed from the ass. Jay doesn't give a **** about what we think, why do you get so pissed about it? I like Jay, I like Tim, but I will laugh at jokes about them if they are funny.

Kaylore
01-24-2012, 11:26 AM
Don't worry about it Jhns, Jay is tough enough and has a sense of humor enough to take a little joking at his expense.

So now if you make fun of Cutler you:

A. Love McDaniels
B. Hate babies

Awesome.

Is this a backhanded way for Jhns to admit Cutler is a baby?

bendog
01-24-2012, 11:26 AM
As if any of you woupd actually make fun of his unborn baby to his face. You're just a bunch of internet pussies...

Oh, I'm low class enough to do it.

Butterscotch Stallion
01-24-2012, 11:27 AM
No one cares about what Florida fan thinks...

agreed. cutfan. gator fans suck.

Kaylore
01-24-2012, 11:28 AM
Oh, I'm low class enough to do it.

:spit:

That is so epic.

Archer81
01-24-2012, 11:28 AM
http://tinyurl.com/ylnp9sz


:Broncos:

jhns
01-24-2012, 11:28 AM
Oh for ****s sake, Jhns, it isn't the baby we are making fun of, it's clearly Jay. And while I liked him as a Bronco and still think he's a good QB, anybody who takes this **** as seriously as you do, clearly needs to get head removed from the ass. Jay doesn't give a **** about what we think, why do you get so pissed about it? I like Jay, I like Tim, but I will laugh at jokes about them if they are funny.

I clearly see refrences to his baby in the jokes. Now you are a lying McFan.

lolcopter
01-24-2012, 11:28 AM
Cutler is a pussy

But congrats I guess

jhns
01-24-2012, 11:29 AM
Oh, I'm low class enough to do it.

I'm sure you are. That isn't why you wouldn't do it...

55CrushEm
01-24-2012, 11:29 AM
Only those who took McDaniels side, hate Cutler. Fact.

Wrong. Your OPINION......and worthless, like most of your other ones.

Miss I.
01-24-2012, 11:31 AM
I clearly see refrences to his baby in the jokes. Now you are a lying McFan.

You are projecting. I think this is a witch hunt.

jhns
01-24-2012, 11:31 AM
So now if you make fun of Cutler you:

A. Love McDaniels
B. Hate babies

Awesome.

Is this a backhanded way for Jhns to admit Cutler is a baby?

Hate babies? Wtf? You McFans love to prove how dumb you are.

Would you be okay with people making fun of your new baby? Am I allowed to call it ugly?

bowtown
01-24-2012, 11:34 AM
Hate babies? Wtf? You McFans love to prove how dumb you are.

Would you be okay with people making fun of your new baby? Am I allowed to call it ugly?

It IS ugly, duh. It looks like this:

:haw!:

Miss I.
01-24-2012, 11:34 AM
Ten tiny little fingers that always want to play,
that never stop exploring the wonder of today.
Ten tiny little fingers that from the very start,
will reach out for tomorrow, yet always hold your heart.

Archer81
01-24-2012, 11:35 AM
http://tinyurl.com/7lelby9


:Broncos:

Butterscotch Stallion
01-24-2012, 11:35 AM
As if any of you woupd actually make fun of his unborn baby to his face. You're just a bunch of internet pussies...

I would. he would be so scared he would fake a knee injury right away cutfan. why do you like loser qb's? how can you also like Tebow?

Miss I.
01-24-2012, 11:36 AM
A little child enters your life and fills a special place in your heart.
A place you never knew was empty.

jhns
01-24-2012, 11:36 AM
I would. he would be so scared he would fake a knee injury right away cutfan. why do you like loser qb's? how can you also like Tebow?

Florida fan sure does think he is tough. Florida e-tough guy...

Miss I.
01-24-2012, 11:37 AM
Before you were conceived
I wanted you.
Before you were born
I loved you.
Before you were here an hour
I would give my life for you.
This is the miracle of life.

Butterscotch Stallion
01-24-2012, 11:40 AM
Florida fan sure does think he is tough. Florida e-tough guy...

los Angeles moved? no one told me losercutfan.

Miss I.
01-24-2012, 11:42 AM
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten and the future worth living for.

jhns
01-24-2012, 11:42 AM
los Angeles moved? no one told me losercutfan.

You can only be a fan of teams that are local? Good to know raider fan...

TonyR
01-24-2012, 11:43 AM
So what does that say about you Tebow haters?

You'd have a good point if it was true that I hated Tebow and didn't root for him. But I don't, and I do, so you don't. But you are an idiot, so there's that.

Miss I.
01-24-2012, 11:43 AM
A new baby is like the beginning of all things...hope, a dream of possibilities.

55CrushEm
01-24-2012, 11:44 AM
A new baby is like the beginning of all things...hope, a dream of possibilities.

Yes, but Cutler is an OLD baby.....and he cries more than new babies.

jhns
01-24-2012, 11:44 AM
You'd have a good point if it was true that I hated Tebow and didn't root for him. But I don't, and I do, so you don't. But you are an idiot, so there's that.

LOL

Yeah right. Do I really need to link to your posts again?

You clearly don't root for Tebow.

Butterscotch Stallion
01-24-2012, 11:44 AM
You can only be a fan of teams that are local? Good to know raider fan...

no. you are a bears fan cutloserfan.

jhns
01-24-2012, 11:45 AM
no. you are a bears fan cutloserfan.

Whatever gets you through the day florida boy...

Miss I.
01-24-2012, 11:46 AM
You were born with potential.
You were born with goodness and trust.
You were born with ideals and dreams.
You were born with greatness.
You were born with wings.
You are not meant for crawling, so don't.
You have wings...
Learn to use them and fly.

Archer81
01-24-2012, 11:46 AM
http://tinyurl.com/mhegga

:Broncos:

TonyR
01-24-2012, 11:48 AM
You clearly don't root for Tebow.

I root for him during games, dopey. I want him to win, and I want the Broncos to win. That's how I roll. I would never root against a Broncos player. That doesn't, however, mean I think he's the long term answer at QB. Two entirely separate things. Clearly this concept is far too abstract for you. Maybe take a course in logic and abstract thinking at Omaha Community College? Or too busy smoking blunts to dull the pain of being you?

Miss I.
01-24-2012, 11:49 AM
Never will a time come when the most marvelous recent invention
is as marvelous as a newborn child.

Archer81
01-24-2012, 11:50 AM
http://tinyurl.com/8yhhgl4


:Broncos:

bendog
01-24-2012, 11:51 AM
Never will a time come when the most marvelous recent invention
is as marvelous as a newborn child.

aw Jeez.

jhns
01-24-2012, 11:53 AM
I root for him during games, dopey. I want him to win, and I want the Broncos to win. That's how I roll. I would never root against a Broncos player. That doesn't, however, mean I think he's the long term answer at QB. Two entirely separate things. Clearly this concept is far too abstract for you. Maybe take a course in logic and abstract thinking at Omaha Community College? Or too busy smoking blunts to dull the pain of being you?

Yeah, you clearly root for him. You don't hate at all!

I hate losing which is why I'm done with the Tebow experiment. He failed miserably the last two weeks. He came up really small on Sunday and got outplayed by Kyle Orton. Winning 7 of 8 got a lot of people thinking that Tebow played well but the reality is he never really played all that well other than some bursts here and there. That's not going to get it done in the NFL. You need your QB to be consistently good. I don't see any evidence that Tebow can be that guy. I was rooting for the kid too but reality has set in. You keep clinging to the mirage.

You are far too dumb to be dishing out intelligence smack. Sorry...

Miss I.
01-24-2012, 11:55 AM
Every child, begins the world again.

Archer81
01-24-2012, 11:58 AM
http://tinyurl.com/4hbhh95


:Broncos:

Miss I.
01-24-2012, 11:58 AM
http://blogimages.thescore.com/nfl/files/2010/10/Cutler-baby2.jpg

Butterscotch Stallion
01-24-2012, 11:59 AM
Whatever gets you through the day florida boy...

hurting your feelings destroying your losermancrush is pretty awesome.

jhns
01-24-2012, 12:01 PM
hurting your feelings destroying your losermancrush is pretty awesome.

Is that really supposed to be a sentence? way to put that typical florida/raider fan education on display.

alkemical
01-24-2012, 12:02 PM
I wish Jay & family all the health and best wishes.

Miss I.
01-24-2012, 12:02 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0Zi0xiIiUBw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I honestly thought it was going to be about Jay leaving Denver...oops, guess not, but it's still pretty funny.

Miss I.
01-24-2012, 12:03 PM
Babies are such a nice way to start people.

TonyR
01-24-2012, 12:03 PM
Yeah, you clearly root for him. You don't hate at all!


Since nowhere does that post show that I root against him, or against the Broncos, you're proving my point for me. Thanks for that. And it's funny that I'm so much in your head that you spend time searching for my posts. Do you have them bookmarked? Do you have a collage of my posts up on your bedroom wall, right next to your Jay Cutler poster?

Miss I.
01-24-2012, 12:07 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DYlTpX9bNIs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

This one was posted after 2009 when he had a bad season by a bears fan who loves him, but it is funny.

jhns
01-24-2012, 12:07 PM
Since nowhere does that post show that I root against him, or against the Broncos, you're proving my point for me. Thanks for that. And it's funny that I'm so much in your head that you spend time searching for my posts. Do you have them bookmarked? Do you have a collage of my posts up on your bedroom wall, right next to your Jay Cutler poster?

You sure think highly of yourself. I have multiple rep from responding to that post. They link right to it.

You root for a guy that you refuse to give a fair shake? Sure...

He just won the division in his first year, after being given a 1-4 team. This was with a team that was 4-14 without him. You say he shouldn't play another down. Yeah, you sure are rooting for him!

I sure have an irrational hatred of all players that I root for...

Miss I.
01-24-2012, 12:08 PM
Close your eyes
Have no fear
The monster's gone
He's on the run and your daddy's here

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful boy
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful boy

Before you go to sleep
Say a little prayer
Every day in every way
It's getting better and better

Out on the ocean sailing away
I can hardly wait
To see you come of age
But I guess we'll both just have to be patient
'Cause it's a long way to go
A hard row to hoe
Yes it's a long way to go
But in the meantime

Before you cross the street
Take my hand
Life is what happens to you
While you're busy making other plans

Before you go to sleep
Say a little prayer
Every day in every way
It's getting better and better

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful boy

Archer81
01-24-2012, 12:11 PM
Since nowhere does that post show that I root against him, or against the Broncos, you're proving my point for me. Thanks for that. And it's funny that I'm so much in your head that you spend time searching for my posts. Do you have them bookmarked? Do you have a collage of my posts up on your bedroom wall, right next to your Jay Cutler poster?


That's not a poster...its a male sex doll...wearing a Cutler jersey.

They have to make their own fun in Omaha...

:Broncos:

Turd_Ferguson
01-24-2012, 12:25 PM
los Angeles moved? no one told me losercutfan.

Florida fan sure does think he is tough. Florida e-tough guy...


Should these two move to San Francisco together and live happily ever after? I think so... Stallion has already admitted to taking extreme pleasure in raping men. You two will make a cute couple.

jhns
01-24-2012, 12:31 PM
Should these two move to San Francisco together and live happily ever after? I think so... Stallion has already admitted to taking extreme pleasure in raping men. You two will make a cute couple.

Why do you hate on your fellow raider fan so much? Why are you so interested in his raping dudes?

Miss I.
01-24-2012, 12:32 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y87/kinematik/three_men_and_a_baby_funny.jpg

TonyR
01-24-2012, 12:33 PM
You sure think highly of yourself. I have multiple rep from responding to that post. They link right to it.

Yes, you're clearly very popular here!



You root for a guy that you refuse to give a fair shake? Sure...

Do I have to explain again that there's a difference between rooting for someone on Sunday and your opinion about that players future? Apparently I do. jhns, I know this is tough stuff for you but let me try to help you by using you as an example. You clearly hated Kyle Orton. Despised him, mocked him, blamed him for everything. But on Sundays you rooted for him, right? Since he was the Broncos QB and all?

Gort
01-24-2012, 12:35 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y87/kinematik/three_men_and_a_baby_funny.jpg

photoshop. you can do awesome things with it.

http://www.lolbrary.com/lolpics/470/awesome-photoshop-tutorial-6470.jpg

Miss I.
01-24-2012, 12:35 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/59FTL2Xfq7I" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

bendog
01-24-2012, 12:36 PM
Should these two move to San Francisco together and live happily ever after? I think so... Stallion has already admitted to taking extreme pleasure in raping men. You two will make a cute couple.

Whhhhhhhaaaaaat?

Butterscotch Stallion
01-24-2012, 12:37 PM
Is that really supposed to be a sentence? way to put that typical florida/raider fan education on display.

Oregon education, thank you very much crybabyfan.

jhns
01-24-2012, 12:39 PM
Yes, you're clearly very popular here!





Do I have to explain again that there's a difference between rooting for someone on Sunday and your opinion about that players future? Apparently I do. jhns, I know this is tough stuff for you but let me try to help you by using you as an example. You clearly hated Kyle Orton. Despised him, mocked him, blamed him for everything. But on Sundays you rooted for him, right? Since he was the Broncos QB and all?

Who said anything about me being popular here? You are proving to be too stupid for message boards again.

You are clearly a hater. You can deny it, or spin it, all you want. The proof is in the pudding.

Turd_Ferguson
01-24-2012, 12:39 PM
Why do you hate on your fellow raider fan so much? Why are you so interested in his raping dudes?

Haven't you been listening? This guy is tough as nails and a real badass to boot. You may think you're safe in Nebraska but this guy has probably drove a lot farther than that to rape men before, you might want to buy a chastity belt and wear it around backwards or something until this blows over.

Kaylore
01-24-2012, 12:40 PM
So now if you don't like Cutler you

A. <s>Like</s> Worship McDaniels
b. Hate babies
c. Hate Tebow
d. Are a Raider fan

Who knew that not liking one player would magically make you like and hate all those other, completely unrelated things too?

Gort
01-24-2012, 12:40 PM
Oregon education, thank you very much crybabyfan.

damned dirty hippie.

http://southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com/shared/sps/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/import/season_09/sp_0902_06_v6.jpg

TonyR
01-24-2012, 12:41 PM
You can deny it, or spin it, all you want. The proof is in the pudding.

Hmm. You didn't answer my question. I wonder why?

BroncoBuff
01-24-2012, 12:41 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/x1XaQTbcjrw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

jhns
01-24-2012, 12:44 PM
Haven't you been listening? This guy is tough as nails and a real badass to boot. You may think you're safe in Nebraska but this guy has probably drove a lot farther than that to rape men before, you might want to buy a chastity belt and wear it around backwards or something until this blows over.

I haven't heard this before. Don't worry though, I am safe. I always have one of these up my backside. It feels good and protects me.

http:// http://mjcdn.motherjones.com/preset_16/rapex300.jpg

Butterscotch Stallion
01-24-2012, 12:45 PM
Haven't you been listening? This guy is tough as nails and a real badass to boot. You may think you're safe in Nebraska but this guy has probably drove a lot farther than that to rape men before, you might want to buy a chastity belt and wear it around backwards or something until this blows over.

Jhns is only wrong about his Cutler love. It happens to the best of us. He is spot on otherwise.

You, however, suck at the internet and are fun to repeatedly give surprise buttsecks to.

Butterscotch Stallion
01-24-2012, 12:46 PM
So now if you don't like Cutler you

A. <s>Like</s> Worship McDaniels
b. Hate babies
c. Hate Tebow
d. Are a Raider fan

Who knew that not liking one player would magically make you like and hate all those other, completely unrelated things too?

You forgot E. Like football players who aren't spoiled rotten pussies.

jhns
01-24-2012, 12:46 PM
So now if you don't like Cutler you

A. <s>Like</s> Worship McDaniels
b. Hate babies
c. Hate Tebow
d. Are a Raider fan

Who knew that not liking one player would magically make you like and hate all those other, completely unrelated things too?

LOL

You sure love proving what an idiot you are.

bendog
01-24-2012, 12:49 PM
So now if you don't like Cutler you

A. <s>Like</s> Worship McDaniels
b. Hate babies
c. Hate Tebow
d. Are a Raider fan

Who knew that not liking one player would magically make you like and hate all those other, completely unrelated things too?

Personally, I think real men only like THEIR babies. It's ok to smile at other children especially if their mothers are hot and around, and it's certainly acceptable to slow you truck where children are likely to be, and I will allow them to pet my dog because he likes it. But at best a real man is simply ambivalent to children unless he's got DNA invested.

TonyR
01-24-2012, 12:50 PM
Hmm. You didn't answer my question. I wonder why?

jhns? Hello? Still trying to figure out how to spin your way out of this one? Here's the question again:

You clearly hated Kyle Orton. Despised him, mocked him, blamed him for everything. But on Sundays you rooted for him, right? Since he was the Broncos QB and all?

jhns
01-24-2012, 12:52 PM
jhns? Hello? Still trying to figure out how to spin your way out of this one? Here's the question again:

I was clearly an Orton hater. No spin needed. I am not like you. I don't feel the need to lie.

TonyR
01-24-2012, 12:56 PM
I was clearly an Orton hater. No spin needed. I am not like you. I don't feel the need to lie.

That's not the question, jhns. And you know it. I'll ask a different way: is it possible to "hate" a player and also root for that player? I don't remotely hate Tebow, despite my honest questions about his abilities. But I did root for him. Did you root for Orton despite your hate for him? Or did you root for him to fail? Tick-tock, jhns. Tick-tock.

Miss I.
01-24-2012, 12:59 PM
http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/b/baby_pump-14098.jpg

Butterscotch Stallion
01-24-2012, 01:00 PM
That's not the question, jhns. And you know it. I'll ask a different way: is it possible to "hate" a player and also root for that player? I don't remotely hate Tebow, despite my honest questions about his abilities. But I did root for him. Did you root for Orton despite your hate for him? Or did you root for him to fail? Tick-tock, jhns. Tick-tock.

I rooted for Orton to fail once I saw him out performed by a raw project rookie qb.


Because I am a fan of the team. I imagine Jhns will answer the same way.


You are rooting for Tebow to fail when he is clearly one of the bright spots on the team.


so, you suck.

jhns
01-24-2012, 01:01 PM
That's not the question, jhns. And you know it. I'll ask a different way: is it possible to "hate" a player and also root for that player? I don't remotely hate Tebow, despite my honest questions about his abilities. But I did root for him. Did you root for Orton despite your hate for him? Or did you root for him to fail? Tick-tock, jhns. Tick-tock.

This is just your latest terrible spin on you not being a Tebow hater. Go read how this started. You are a Tebow hater and you are still denying it. You are a joke.

I rooted for Orton to get benched so this franchise could win some games. Just like I rooted for McDaniels to be fired. As a fanatic, I don't root for those that hurt this franchise. That is for raider fan...


You only question his abilities as you claim he is a complete failure in his first year? Even though it was a successful first year starting? Yeah right clown...

No, you can't be a hater and claim to root for a player. That is just dumb.

bendog
01-24-2012, 01:06 PM
One of my divorced friends tells me a good way to get dates is to take his dog to a park where there are lots of children being watched by their moms.

TonyR
01-24-2012, 01:07 PM
I rooted for Orton to fail once I saw him out performed by a raw project rookie qb.


Because I am a fan of the team. I imagine Jhns will answer the same way.


You are rooting for Tebow to fail when he is clearly one of the bright spots on the team.


so, you suck.

If you rooted for Orton to fail then you rooted for the Broncos to fail. So that doesn't really make you a "fan of the team", sorry. And I have never rooted for Tebow to fail, which is part of my point.

What's with the double spacing? Do you think that somehow adds gravitas to your otherwise lame posts?

jhns
01-24-2012, 01:08 PM
If you rooted for Orton to fail then you rooted for the Broncos to fail. So that doesn't really make you a "fan of the team", sorry. And I have never rooted for Tebow to fail, which is part of my point.

What's with the double spacing? Do you think that somehow adds gravitas to your otherwise lame posts?

You continually hate on him and talk trash about him. You then claim that you root for him. The guy that you refuse to give a chance. You are an idiot.

Butterscotch Stallion
01-24-2012, 01:09 PM
If you rooted for Orton to fail then you rooted for the Broncos to fail. So that doesn't really make you a "fan of the team", sorry. And I have never rooted for Tebow to fail, which is part of my point.

What's with the double spacing? Do you think that somehow adds gravitas to your otherwise lame posts?

not true fagface. If you got a brain tumor and rooted for a doctor to cut out your brain tumor, does that mean you are wanting him to remove your brain?

oh wait, is that what happened to you?

TonyR
01-24-2012, 01:25 PM
I rooted for Orton to get benched so this franchise could win some games. Just like I rooted for McDaniels to be fired. As a fanatic, I don't root for those that hurt this franchise. That is for raider fan...


So how would my rooting for the Broncos to get a better QB than Tebow be any different? (hint: it wouldn't)

No, you can't be a hater and claim to root for a player. That is just dumb.

So since you've admitted you hated Orton you're now admitting to rooting against him and thus the Broncos. But I'm the Raiders fan? And what's dumb here?

Butterscotch Stallion
01-24-2012, 01:27 PM
I hope baby shows daddy just how ****ing annoying incessant crying is.

Miss I.
01-24-2012, 01:28 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/ab4m1.jpg

Oh and Jhns, all the bitching you've done about nobody else being supportive or kind about Jay's baby, where exactly is your congratulations? All I saw is your first post starting immediately to bait people. If you want people to talk about the good news of Jay's pending fatherhood, shouldn't you be congratulating him and Kristen?

TonyR
01-24-2012, 01:28 PM
You continually hate on him and talk trash about him. You then claim that you root for him.

Not true. But even if it was true, I would still root for him to play well and win because he's playing for the Broncos. How many times do I need to point this out?

Again, did you root for Orton to fail and lose? And therefore root for the Broncos to fail and lose? You keep avoiding answering this directly because you know it will sink your argument.