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Gort
01-20-2012, 05:29 PM
if _________ was a car, he'd be a _________.

note - past or present Broncos players and execs are all fair game.

Gort
01-20-2012, 05:31 PM
i'll get it started.

John Fox:

http://static.deseretnews.com/images/article/sidebar/566086/Denver-Broncos-head-coach-John-Fox-looks-on-during.jpg

http://nursing322sp10.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/horse-and-buggy.jpg

Gort
01-20-2012, 05:32 PM
Pat Bowlen

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FCMwSaYG4pw/SdPg65ivTWI/AAAAAAAABxQ/FEs0DUssitU/s320/fur.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3582/3560028541_c54bd26ca0_z.jpg

Mile High Mojoe
01-20-2012, 05:33 PM
i'll get it started.

John Fox:

http://static.deseretnews.com/images/article/sidebar/566086/Denver-Broncos-head-coach-John-Fox-looks-on-during.jpg

http://nursing322sp10.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/horse-and-buggy.jpg

:rofl:

Gort
01-20-2012, 05:33 PM
Knowshon Moreno

http://horviltiki.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/moreno.jpg

http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/201004/unsuspecting-toyota-_460x0w.jpg

Gort
01-20-2012, 05:34 PM
Tim Tebow

http://c0020036.cdn1.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/images/stories/S_Rorabaugh/tebow.jpg

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/953/791526.JPG

Gort
01-20-2012, 05:35 PM
Champ Bailey

http://www.maxdenver.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bailey_220_110909.jpg

http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6069/6050216574_59a35d3e86_z.jpg

Gort
01-20-2012, 05:36 PM
Willis MacGahee

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Willis+McGahee+Denver+Broncos+v+Green+Bay+D1yFqdcP JrSl.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/American_Armored_Car.jpg

Mile High Mojoe
01-20-2012, 05:37 PM
Knowshon Moreno

http://horviltiki.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/moreno.jpg

http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/201004/unsuspecting-toyota-_460x0w.jpg

:strong:

Gort
01-20-2012, 05:38 PM
Brady Quinn

http://legacy.barstoolsports.com/_images/articles/2007/05/03/quinn.jpg

http://www.america-smart-car-guide.com/image-files/gallery10-another-pink-smart-car-large.jpg

Ratboy
01-20-2012, 05:43 PM
Nate Webster would be a rape van.

Dr. Broncenstein
01-20-2012, 05:45 PM
http://www.halloffamemoms.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Bigfoot_FlatTire.jpg

Chris Kuper

Mile High Mojoe
01-20-2012, 05:49 PM
http://www.halloffamemoms.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Bigfoot_FlatTire.jpg

Chris Kuper

I laughed I admit it. :)

Gort
01-20-2012, 05:53 PM
Kyle Orton

http://www.dabearsblog.com/images/013006/orton_dance.jpg

http://www.cartownforums.com/forums/downloads/jdracing_4OW.jpg

Gort
01-20-2012, 05:55 PM
John Lynch

http://assets.espn.go.com/media/motion/2008/1116/09000d5d80c7ca8b_video_rhr_280_210.jpg

http://www.getreligion.org/wp-content/photos/wrecking_ball.jpg

Dr. Broncenstein
01-20-2012, 05:55 PM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_606w/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2012/01/15/Sports/Images/Broncos_Patriots_Football_0ac3e.jpg

http://epautos.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/car-fire-2-JPEG.jpg

Goodman

Bronkota
01-20-2012, 05:56 PM
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj41/bronkota/travishenry.jpg

Travis Henry.

Gort
01-20-2012, 05:57 PM
Nate Jackson

http://www.thevso.com/Stage2/images/blog/06-04-02mariposa/rant/traction.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-oZAnEkm_2Pk/TeuvreeIQjI/AAAAAAAABbI/u_DB50xrJaQ/s400/Band%2BAid%2BCar%2BSticker%2Bfor%2BSedan-The%2BBest%2BInspirate%2BModification%2BSticker%2B Cars.jpg

Gort
01-20-2012, 05:59 PM
http://www.halloffamemoms.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Bigfoot_FlatTire.jpg

Chris Kuper

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/000/681/what-you-did-there-i-see-it.thumbnail.jpg

Gort
01-20-2012, 06:01 PM
Tom Nalen

http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site36/2008/0820/20080820__BRONCOS_CHARGERS~p1_200.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1027/1455355993_1105940c61.jpg

TheReverend
01-20-2012, 06:02 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/18/Andr%C3%A9_Goodman.JPG















































































http://www.clublexus.com/forums/attachments/car-chat/191827d1290108877-top-gay-cars-2010-luxury-mentioned-zdx-c70-xj-m37-56-ambig_gay_mobile.jpg

TheReverend
01-20-2012, 06:04 PM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/450/116/125595588_crop_650x440.jpg?1321590652

http://www.thedailytruffle.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Picture-15.png

^ Censored the pic for the masses lol

Kaylore
01-20-2012, 06:22 PM
The sissy wagon? Well that's just mean, I say...

broncosteven
01-20-2012, 06:25 PM
After playing the patriots this is all that comes to mind:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kemq-1lWhn0/Tt-K7bQEHzI/AAAAAAAACPk/HGZS0QmDcT8/s1600/car_in_wall.jpg

Chris
01-20-2012, 06:28 PM
Matt Willis

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LuX1BrxrOLk/Tm9Bb_V6X_I/AAAAAAAAcqE/xs0XSJDVi2w/s1600/honda+civi+1.jpg

Manny Ramirez

http://thewoodenwagon.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/Basic_truck_L.jpg

Tim Tebow

http://www.gluck.net/jesus/jesustruck4.jpg

DT (hopefully with another year's rehab)

http://free.desktopwallpaper.org/2005_Ford_Shelby_GR1_Concept_1024x768_06-863893.jpeg

Orlando Franklin

http://carnames.net/funny.jpg

John Elway

http://www.priceofhistoys.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/dubai-ferrari-f40-1.jpg

Merrill Hoge (yes he's not a Bronco)

http://www.funnypictures.net.au/images/no-1-reason1.jpg

Dr. Broncenstein
01-20-2012, 06:36 PM
The sissy wagon? Well that's just mean, I say...

Ohhhh. I thought it was the classy wagon.

Archer81
01-20-2012, 07:06 PM
Tim Tebow

http://tinyurl.com/88zx8fr

TD

http://tinyurl.com/7c324vp

Shannon Sharpe

http://tinyurl.com/7z2q3uu
Colo Nat'l Guard truck

John Elway

http://tinyurl.com/8ynvggl

:Broncos:

fwf
01-20-2012, 08:00 PM
Clarence Kay

fwf
01-20-2012, 08:03 PM
Mike Current

TheReverend
01-20-2012, 08:06 PM
Elway:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Q7WCmvCgNNQ/THL9ksRyAqI/AAAAAAAAAA8/73yRUMttn3s/s1600/hoff-knight-rider.jpg

Gort
01-20-2012, 08:10 PM
George Foster

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/050/319/72584587_display_image.jpg

http://1funny.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/crushed-car.jpg

Gort
01-20-2012, 08:15 PM
Mike Anderson (also works for ex-Cowboy Nate Newton)

http://graphics.boston.com/bonzai-fba/AP_Photo/2006/01/12/1137108865_9687-1.jpg

http://www.alljewishlinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/cops-and-weed.jpg

Gort
01-20-2012, 08:16 PM
David Kircus

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aolnews.com/media/2007/05/davidkircus.jpg

http://ucouldntmakeitup.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/subwaysandwichcar.jpg

Gort
01-20-2012, 08:20 PM
Brandon Marshall

http://www.broncosgab.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/brandon-marshall.jpg

http://www.bucksays.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/clown_car_shinny.jpg

Jay3
01-20-2012, 08:21 PM
Orlando Franklin and Eddie Royal:

http://i.imgur.com/SNzoM.jpg

Gort
01-20-2012, 08:26 PM
Terrell Davis

http://www.1043thefan.com/Pics/alfredAndD-Mac/terrell_davis.jpg

http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/201106/the-best-muscle-cars-2_460x0w.jpg

Bronco Yoda
01-20-2012, 08:36 PM
http://horiwood.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/john-elway-denver-broncos-management.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FoXyvaPSnVk/SGQ1mS74zHI/AAAAAAAAvlo/qnFzMSitR2k/s400/Cadillac_Eldorado_Boss_3.JPG

BroncoMatt
01-20-2012, 09:55 PM
http://gridironfans.com/forums/attachments/latest-nfl-headlines/15629d1292700453-brian-xanders-hopes-stay-broncos-general-manager-brian-xanders.jpg


http://tbmphawaii.com/images/Mobile-PIZZA-AD.jpg

Chris
01-20-2012, 09:58 PM
Xanders thinks he is a 911... but he is a total boxster.

boppool
01-20-2012, 10:03 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/17/129029721588818634.jpg

boppool
01-20-2012, 10:08 PM
http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/0/2007/08/03/370x278/images_sizedimage_215153425.jpg

http://www.babawheels.com/photos/o/68342-mater_cars.jpg

BroncoMatt
01-20-2012, 10:12 PM
Rich Karlis

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1010/nfl.1987.season.rare.photos/images/rich-karlis.jpg


http://www.instructables.com/image/FHYKN1GF82EU8HQ/Toddler-Flintstone-Car.jpg

UKBronco
01-21-2012, 02:18 AM
http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/0/2007/08/03/370x278/images_sizedimage_215153425.jpg

http://www.babawheels.com/photos/o/68342-mater_cars.jpg

Hilarious!

Gort
01-21-2012, 02:59 AM
Joe "Idiot Cannonball" Mays

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/305/311/124163440_display_image.jpg

http://smilepanic.com/wp-content/uploads/tiny_cars23.jpg

Gort
01-21-2012, 03:02 AM
Josh McDaniels

http://helmet2helmet.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/josh-mcdaniels.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42631000/jpg/_42631275_gal_1.jpg

Gort
01-21-2012, 03:06 AM
Rod Smith

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2006/01/13/1137167880_4037.jpg

http://enterase.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/porsche-911-sport-classic.jpg

BroncoBuff
01-21-2012, 03:32 AM
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3706/37693466.jpg

RYAN CLADY ... Hummer. Just get tf out of the way already.



http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/152/72130379.jpg

CHRIS KUPER ... Ford 4x4, loaded. All the power, tricks and modern features ... but a throwback lunchpail mentality.



http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/580/64883434.jpg

KUPER THIS SEASON ... Extra Duty package (trailer represents Orlando Franklin).



http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/144/tebowe.jpg

TIM TEBOW ... Futuristic Hybrid SUV. Not sure what to make of it. It's got skillz, but the right skillz? Is this a latter-day Bobby Douglass or a unique, one-of-a-kind gamer you can build a team around?

BroncoBuff
01-21-2012, 03:40 AM
Knowshon Moreno


I'll do you one better ....

http://behindblondiepark.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/6a00d83451b1b869e200e54f6079078833-800wi.jpg
Maurice Clarrett

http://www.hawaiilibertychronicles.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/metrolink-train-wreck.jpg

Gort
01-21-2012, 07:18 AM
Jake Plummer

http://broncotalk.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/jakeplummer2.jpg

http://www.autosportcatalog.com/images/originals/autobody_armor_11.jpg

Gort
01-21-2012, 07:21 AM
Al Wilson

http://www.1043thefan.com/Pics/alfredAndD-Mac/al_wilson.jpg

http://sidoxia.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/steam-roller.jpg

Dr. Broncenstein
01-21-2012, 07:24 AM
http://www.floridaignitioninterlocks.com/images/slider-img.png

DJ Williams

Mile High Mojoe
01-21-2012, 11:57 AM
Not Broncos but “Broncos Fans on the Orange Mane” such as; Alkemical, Rohirrim, TonyR, L.A. BRONCOS FAN the list is long and undistinguished but you get the point.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h318/gomilehigh/obama-hood-car.jpg

gunns
01-21-2012, 05:11 PM
Michael Dean Perry

http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/50_cars/trabant.jpg

Gort
01-21-2012, 05:44 PM
Nate Webster's helmet

http://www.sportsblink.com/product_images/denver-broncos-authentic-pro-line-full-size-helmet-3350103.jpg

http://myupperwest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/car-accident-002.jpg

Gort
01-21-2012, 05:49 PM
Peyton Hillis (according to a guy i met on the light rail named "Popps")

http://www.metrowny.com/photo_large/Peyton_Hillis.JPG

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/specschick/short-bus.jpg