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mwill07
01-17-2012, 12:33 PM
link (http://www.denverpost.com/sports/ci_19759484)

"After 17 years the Broncos have decided to make a change in their strength program," Tuten said. "It's been a great part of me and my family's life. I would like to thank Mr. (Pat) Bowlen for his support and we wish the Broncos the very best."

Man-Goblin
01-17-2012, 12:35 PM
Does he get to keep the sled?

LonghornBronco
01-17-2012, 12:36 PM
Finally!

Butterscotch Stallion
01-17-2012, 12:36 PM
****.













yes.

Smiling Assassin27
01-17-2012, 12:37 PM
Bowlen's just gonna buy each player a copy of P90X.

LonghornBronco
01-17-2012, 12:39 PM
I'd like to see Loren Landow added to the staff.

RunSilentRunDeep
01-17-2012, 12:42 PM
Yes! Please bring in that Loren Landow guy. The players that did those workouts actually made it through camp!

Slightly Soiled
01-17-2012, 12:45 PM
Hello Romo.

Pendejo
01-17-2012, 12:45 PM
Bowlen's just gonna buy each player a copy of P90X.

Hah! Yeah. He'll buy a used copy...then rip 80 whatever dvds.

alkemical
01-17-2012, 12:46 PM
Bowlen's just gonna buy each player a copy of P90X.

No Cross-Fit?

Peoples Champ
01-17-2012, 12:47 PM
Finally!


his son blindsided me in practice in highschool, never liked the family since.

DenverBroncosJM
01-17-2012, 12:48 PM
Come on down Romo!

24champ
01-17-2012, 12:49 PM
Hasta Luego!

BroncoMatt
01-17-2012, 12:52 PM
Can Greek go too?

24champ
01-17-2012, 12:52 PM
No Cross-Fit?

Bowlen is ordering shake weights.


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ColoradoDarin
01-17-2012, 12:53 PM
Oh yeah!

http://i1041.photobucket.com/albums/b411/Bradwah1/DuffmanThrustinggood.gif

Mr.Meanie
01-17-2012, 01:00 PM
http://i.imgur.com/BS5Oh.gif

Rohirrim
01-17-2012, 01:02 PM
Hmmm. The DP link has been pulled.

dbfan21
01-17-2012, 01:04 PM
Finally!

+1

I (like so many of you) have been pleading for this to happen for a very long time.

Jay3
01-17-2012, 01:04 PM
Sabotage of Tebow -- they're going to try and move Tebow into Tuten's job.

Ray Finkle
01-17-2012, 01:06 PM
Hmmm. The DP link has been pulled.

what does wiki say?

mwill07
01-17-2012, 01:07 PM
Hmmm. The DP link has been pulled.

well, that's interesting.

Rohirrim
01-17-2012, 01:08 PM
Now the link is back. Oh well. Thanks to Rich for many years of service to the Broncos. Hope life treats you well. :thumbs:

mwill07
01-17-2012, 01:11 PM
Now the link is back. Oh well. Thanks to Rich for many years of service to the Broncos. Hope life treats you well. :thumbs:

looks like they pulled the original story to flesh it out a little more and re-post.

Hate to see someone lose a job and hope things work out well for Tuten, but there's a lot of truth to this:

Perhaps, one reason for the move was the Broncos' trend of late-season fades dating back to the 2002 season, when they started 6-2 and finished 9-7.

More recently, the Broncos were 8-5 in 2008, 2009 and 2011, and finished 8-8 each time.

Rohirrim
01-17-2012, 01:14 PM
I've often wondered if the Broncos do any serious stretching program. Michael Jordan had an extensive stretching/yoga program that he did every day and rarely got injured.

BroncoBen
01-17-2012, 01:19 PM
I've often wondered if the Broncos do any serious stretching program. Michael Jordan had an extensive stretching/yoga program that he did every day and rarely got injured.

Yeah I think Ruten 'Tuten' days were over when Shannahan was let go.. 'Tuten' never received the memo. Thank you... time to move on.

Bronco Yoda
01-17-2012, 01:20 PM
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/2500/Fitness-in-the-Hood-by-Richard-Simmons--2824.jpg

DomCasual
01-17-2012, 01:42 PM
I just came up with a really funny joke.

Q - What has been completely stinking up the Broncos strength and conditioning program for nearly two decades?

A - It's Rich Tootin'!

Oh man! I'm killing myself over here!

hades
01-17-2012, 01:50 PM
I just came up with a really funny joke.

Q - What has been completely stinking up the Broncos strength and conditioning program for nearly two decades?

A - It's Rich Tootin'!

Oh man! I'm killing myself over here!

Well hurry up and post it, the suspense is killimg me!

















J/K, not bad!

DomCasual
01-17-2012, 01:52 PM
Well hurry up and post it, the suspense is killimg me!

















J/K, not bad!

I don't know. This stuff just comes to me sometimes. It's just a gift, I guess.

tsiguy96
01-17-2012, 02:02 PM
damn!

hades
01-17-2012, 02:07 PM
I don't know. This stuff just comes to me sometimes. It's just a gift, I guess.

L-O-L, wan't it just recently one of the players was mentioning they were in the tunnel, ready to come out for the game and someone farted. I think coach Fox said, "someone must be nervous" or similar? It must have been Rich, now we know!

Gort
01-17-2012, 02:09 PM
I don't know. This stuff just comes to me sometimes. It's just a gift, I guess.

in that case, exchange it or return it and get the money back.

PS... i knew that this thread would have some shake weight jokes just based on the title.

Smiling Assassin27
01-17-2012, 02:14 PM
Hump Club

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Peoples Champ
01-17-2012, 02:16 PM
lets sign jim carrey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLJYwIAkAeI

Rohirrim
01-17-2012, 02:36 PM
I don't know. This stuff just comes to me sometimes. It's just a gift, I guess.

Back on the short bus. ;D

WolfpackGuy
01-17-2012, 03:52 PM
Hammies rejoice!

OBF1
01-17-2012, 03:57 PM
It is about time.

Ratboy
01-17-2012, 04:07 PM
what does wiki say?

well you better check soon. They are blacking out in less than 6 hours.

Chris
01-17-2012, 04:16 PM
Hump Club

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I just watched this without sound. Uncradible.

Boobs McGee
01-17-2012, 04:27 PM
well you better check soon. They are blacking out in less than 6 hours.

wha?

Hamrob
01-17-2012, 04:28 PM
Elway, was like....we lose in the divisional round of the playoffs...somewhere has to be sacrificed! Get Tuten out of here!

It must have been Fox...who saw something that was up to snuff...

DenverBrit
01-17-2012, 04:43 PM
New sled......and within Bowlen's budget.


http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q11/iminurcultur/chuckwantsyou.png

Popps
01-17-2012, 04:46 PM
Sabotage of Tebow -- they're going to try and move Tebow into Tuten's job.

Close the thread.

strafen
01-17-2012, 05:57 PM
link (http://www.denverpost.com/sports/ci_19759484)tsiguy there you go.
Get your resume in now! :strong:

tsiguy96
01-17-2012, 06:00 PM
New sled......and within Bowlen's budget.


http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q11/iminurcultur/chuckwantsyou.png

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hades
01-17-2012, 06:03 PM
wha?

Several websites are going dark Wednesday (for 24 hours) to protest two Congressional bills.


http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/01/16/wikipedia-plans-to-go-dark-on-wednesday-to-protest-sopa/

theAPAOps5
01-17-2012, 06:13 PM
Bowlen is going with a more cost effective program

http://www.sitandbefit.org/PawsOnWeb/userfiles/image/Arthritis_Cover.jpg

It is free on PBS and Bowlen swears by it

BroncoMan4ever
01-17-2012, 06:36 PM
it's about ****ing time.

broncocalijohn
01-17-2012, 07:12 PM
Can Greek go too?

It took 14 posts to finally get this response. OMane is slipping a bit. Now let me add to the list of things that should have been done in the first 5 posts....

Chris
01-17-2012, 08:04 PM
This is years overdue.

24champ
01-17-2012, 10:04 PM
Bowlen is going with a more cost effective program

http://www.sitandbefit.org/PawsOnWeb/userfiles/image/Arthritis_Cover.jpg

It is free on PBS and Bowlen swears by it

Billy Blanks is going to be interviewed.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v178/brngrofdeth/taebo.jpg

campocorto
01-17-2012, 10:20 PM
I've often wondered if the Broncos do any serious stretching program. Michael Jordan had an extensive stretching/yoga program that he did every day and rarely got injured.

Like playing in the NBA equates to the gladiator game.

campocorto
01-17-2012, 10:23 PM
Seventeen years is a lot of time at any business so change is probably a good thing.

However, nobody here has a freaking clue when it comes to evaluating the job performance of a strength and conditioning coach. There's some football subjects that joe blow on his recliner should just stay out of and this is one of them.

SoCalBronco
01-17-2012, 10:48 PM
DPO writers will actually have to be more creative this offseason. No more fluff pieces about the sled for slow news weeks. Don't worry Klis, you've still got the "they're planning on letting the DL loose" angle to work.

Ratboy
01-17-2012, 11:09 PM
Paging Bill Romanowski.

Ratboy
01-17-2012, 11:16 PM
Denver_Broncos
The #Broncos have promoted Matt Russell to director of player personnel and named Brian Stark as their West Coast scout.

Denver Broncos Link (http://www.denverbroncos.com/news-and-blogs/article-1/Russell-Named-Director-of-Player-Personnel/7031004a-4c20-4f4c-a8b0-cc3b43fc71c5)

BroncoBeavis
01-18-2012, 07:59 AM
Seventeen years is a lot of time at any business so change is probably a good thing.

However, nobody here has a freaking clue when it comes to evaluating the job performance of a strength and conditioning coach. There's some football subjects that joe blow on his recliner should just stay out of and this is one of them.

Come on. You know the shake weight card had to be played. :)

Chris
01-18-2012, 08:19 AM
Denver_Broncos
The #Broncos have promoted Matt Russell to director of player personnel and named Brian Stark as their West Coast scout.

Denver Broncos Link (http://www.denverbroncos.com/news-and-blogs/article-1/Russell-Named-Director-of-Player-Personnel/7031004a-4c20-4f4c-a8b0-cc3b43fc71c5)

I thought Russell already held that position? Who'd he replace? :|

Edit: Actually I now remember he was a regional scout.

BMF Bronco
01-18-2012, 09:18 AM
I say this is a job for the Rev.

montrose
01-18-2012, 09:22 AM
Loren Landow?

Kaylore
01-18-2012, 09:33 AM
Billy Blanks is going to be interviewed.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v178/brngrofdeth/taebo.jpg

I heard we're hiring fitness celebrity John Basedow, both as our new trainer and as a hairstyle consultant.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bb/John_Basedow_2.jpg/220px-John_Basedow_2.jpg

Chris
01-18-2012, 09:40 AM
I heard we're hiring fitness celebrity John Basedow, both as our new trainer and as a hairstyle consultant.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bb/John_Basedow_2.jpg/220px-John_Basedow_2.jpg

John Basedow oh my god. That was an olllld joke among my group.

mkporter
01-18-2012, 09:46 AM
I heard we're hiring fitness celebrity John Basedow, both as our new trainer and as a hairstyle consultant.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bb/John_Basedow_2.jpg/220px-John_Basedow_2.jpg

A solid move after the Orton and Cutler debacles...

Kaylore
01-18-2012, 09:50 AM
John Basedow oh my god. That was an olllld joke among my group.

John Basedow, excuse me, Fitness Celebrity John Basedow is no joke.

Chris
01-18-2012, 10:10 AM
http://i43.tinypic.com/5b1di1.jpg








Clearly I am a great artist.

DomCasual
01-18-2012, 10:38 AM
Hey, did any of you guys hear the joke I came up with about Tuten?

theAPAOps5
01-18-2012, 11:57 AM
I heard we're hiring fitness celebrity John Basedow, both as our new trainer and as a hairstyle consultant.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bb/John_Basedow_2.jpg/220px-John_Basedow_2.jpg

I swear his head is photoshopped onto his body

bendog
01-18-2012, 12:21 PM
Like playing in the NBA equates to the gladiator game.

drew brees does lots of stretching.

of course I spun Tues Morning and didn't take time to stetch and had to get home with an achilles tendon than was tighter than Jerry Sandusky .... never mind.

24champ
01-18-2012, 12:39 PM
If I was a player, I would prefer to work out with this crew....

NSFW link-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPKlQJrQJ2E

broncosteven
01-18-2012, 01:50 PM
link (http://www.denverpost.com/sports/ci_19759484)

About ****ing time!

Every year over the last 10 years this team has worn down at the end of the year, He should have gone after mCd left. Actually I thought after fading down the stretch in mCd's 1st year he would have been a scapegoat.

Agamemnon
01-18-2012, 06:58 PM
I've often wondered if the Broncos do any serious stretching program. Michael Jordan had an extensive stretching/yoga program that he did every day and rarely got injured.

I remember a story about McD when he got hired, where he was being asked all kind of things regarding how he wanted to run the team, and he was asked if he wanted to implement yoga into the conditioning program. Being his usual genus self of course he said no.

Somehow I doubt Fox had a different answer.

broncosteven
01-19-2012, 03:55 PM
I remember a story about McD when he got hired, where he was being asked all kind of things regarding how he wanted to run the team, and he was asked if he wanted to implement yoga into the conditioning program. Being his usual genus self of course he said no.

Somehow I doubt Fox had a different answer.

Fox the way to be Tough, Smart, and Physical.