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Archer81
01-14-2012, 12:48 AM
It’s Friday the 13th — a day that may cause some of the more superstitious among us some angst. But it seems Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow, who by all accounts has had a mixed bag of luck on the football field, may need to pray a little bit harder this weekend.

A group of witches held what FOX News called “a seance” at noon today in Salem, Mass., in an attempt to cast a spell that would lead Tebow and his team to defeat.

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http://www.theblaze.com/stories/salem-witches-hold-ritual-to-stop-tebow-broncos-from-winning/


GB2, Salem.

:Broncos:

BowlenBall
01-14-2012, 12:51 AM
So, this game is a referendum on Christianity vs. Paganism, then? High stakes, indeed.

Archer81
01-14-2012, 12:53 AM
So, this game is a referendum on Christianity vs. Paganism, then? High stakes, indeed.


They are good witches, apparently. Just trying to surround Tom Brady with positive mojo...or something.


:Broncos:

Blart
01-14-2012, 12:54 AM
Tom Brady is never going to sleep with you skanks, give it up

pricejj
01-14-2012, 01:12 AM
god vs. fake witches = easiest battle ever

:bronxrox:

cutthemdown
01-14-2012, 01:15 AM
I'll take God over witches and give 3 points.

Los Broncos
01-14-2012, 01:16 AM
Tom Brady is never going to sleep with you skanks, give it up
Hilarious!

Miss I.
01-14-2012, 01:17 AM
some of the responses to this "article" are funny...this one I liked...

In a bizarre counter story voodoo priest in Haitis have made dolls of the witches to break their spell because they have money on Tebow. They also stated any other spells placed against Tebow will qualify as a form of Racism trying to break the black man spell.

BowlenBall
01-14-2012, 01:24 AM
some of the responses to this "article" are funny...this one I liked...

In a bizarre counter story voodoo priest in Haitis have made dolls of the witches to break their spell because they have money on Tebow. They also stated any other spells placed against Tebow will qualify as a form of Racism trying to break the black man spell.

There's so much going on behind the scenes in this game that we don't know about....

R8R H8R
01-14-2012, 06:20 AM
I'll take God over witches and give 3 points.

ROFL!

Dr. Broncenstein
01-14-2012, 06:58 AM
http://memegenerator.net/cache/instances/400x/12/12907/13217027.jpg

OrangeSe7en
01-14-2012, 08:01 AM
They're misusing their religion.

Vegas_Bronco
01-14-2012, 08:08 AM
http://memegenerator.net/cache/instances/400x/12/12907/13217027.jpg

How impressive is that...rep!

Old Dude
01-14-2012, 08:15 AM
Time for some Solomon Kane Mojo.

http://i.newsarama.com/images/SolomonKaneRedShadows1Alt.jpg

brncs_fan
01-14-2012, 09:20 AM
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/johncraig0880/monty_python_witch-701441.jpg

BURN THEM!!!!

Dr. Broncenstein
01-14-2012, 09:24 AM
http://memegenerator.net/cache/instances/400x/12/12910/13219954.jpg

SJ Bronco
01-14-2012, 10:12 AM
My guess, if the Broncos lose, no one will believe the "witches" had anything to do with it. If the Broncos win, "God" will get all the credit. Interesting isn't it? These stories are just for fun really.

Baba Booey
01-14-2012, 10:27 AM
Someone call the Inquisition.

Broncbow
01-14-2012, 10:34 AM
Vampire or Witches who wins in a fight?

Bronx33
01-14-2012, 11:46 AM
“I’m going to raise the energy of the universe and send out all the good mojo,” Lorelei said in an interview with the Boston Herald. “Lori will call in the Angels.”

Silly wbitch has no idea this is counteracted by boob mojo.

epicSocialism4tw
01-14-2012, 12:21 PM
http://memegenerator.net/cache/instances/400x/12/12907/13217027.jpg

Win.

Hilarious!

epicSocialism4tw
01-14-2012, 12:23 PM
Why do all witches look something like this?

http://wp.patheos.com/community/paganportal/files/2011/08/blue.jpg

epicSocialism4tw
01-14-2012, 12:29 PM
http://static5.businessinsider.com/image/4ea1c0ad6bb3f7f00300003f-400-300/bonus-the-christine-odonnell-witch.jpg

epicSocialism4tw
01-14-2012, 12:33 PM
It’s Friday the 13th — a day that may cause some of the more superstitious among us some angst. But it seems Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow, who by all accounts has had a mixed bag of luck on the football field, may need to pray a little bit harder this weekend.

A group of witches held what FOX News called “a seance” at noon today in Salem, Mass., in an attempt to cast a spell that would lead Tebow and his team to defeat.

...

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/salem-witches-hold-ritual-to-stop-tebow-broncos-from-winning/


GB2, Salem.

:Broncos:

Apparently this woman is also a "psychic", which begs the classic question of how she cant see the outcome of the game. ;D

http://www.finehomebuilding.com/assets/uploads/posts/15358/Lori_Bruno_2.jpg

Miss I.
01-14-2012, 12:33 PM
http://wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/movie/charmed/charmed_2.jpg

BigPlayShay
01-14-2012, 12:38 PM
@TimTebow: Hey Salem Witches...... 'ppreciate that

Archer81
01-14-2012, 12:39 PM
Apparently this woman is also a "psychic", which begs the classic question of how she cant see the outcome of the game. ;D

http://www.finehomebuilding.com/assets/uploads/posts/15358/Lori_Bruno_2.jpg


http://tinyurl.com/853v7zs


:Broncos:

Miss I.
01-14-2012, 12:42 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3o69DLFcCMA/S2b57C3hw1I/AAAAAAAADY0/r4i--8H6PRM/s320/Jeff+Award.jpg

Broncbow
01-14-2012, 01:46 PM
Tebows FB Game Verse Romans 8

Nay, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him that loved us.

For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come, Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

Agamemnon
01-14-2012, 02:25 PM
We live in one weird ****ing world...

Miss I.
01-14-2012, 02:26 PM
We live in one weird ****ing world...

Now that's silly. WE all know the truth is that this is Tedy Bruschi's world and he just allows us to live in it. ;D

Bronco Yoda
01-14-2012, 03:51 PM
No worries Teebs. I got this...

http://c745.r45.cf2.rackcdn.com/img/2009/yoda_holiday_lights.jpg

WIN, WE WILL !

Fedaykin
01-14-2012, 03:57 PM
Gotta say this for religious folks: they can be entertaining:

Christians: "God's helping Tebow win football games: I guess those kids dying in the oncology wing weren't as important as FOOTBALL!"

Wiccans: "Our earth magic can beat this God guy's magic. Oh crap, I'm out of newt's eyes!"

Voodoo practicioners: "**** that *our* voodoo has the most mojo -- er well we hope it does since we got cash on the line"

Cleo McDowell
01-14-2012, 04:18 PM
Gotta say this for religious folks: they can be entertaining:

Christians: "God's helping Tebow win football games: I guess those kids dying in the oncology wing weren't as important as FOOTBALL!"

Wiccans: "Our earth magic can beat this God guy's magic. Oh crap, I'm out of newt's eyes!"

Voodoo practicioners: "**** that *our* voodoo has the most mojo -- er well we hope it does since we got cash on the line"

I will say this though... While God may not care about football he might care about the players playing and arguably the face of modern Christianity in the usa. He also might care about the platform of 40million+ viewers..

Kaylore
01-14-2012, 04:44 PM
Hocus poke us

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http://images2.layoutsparks.com/1/247899/sexy-witch-spooky-hat.jpg
http://images.madeinchina.com/762/4516762_0/Arrival-Cosplay-Sexy-Costume-Halloween-Witch-Hat_4516762_0.bak.jpg

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
01-14-2012, 05:03 PM
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/060/8/4/burn_the_witch_by_azureaquarian-d3ap7zo.jpg

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
01-14-2012, 05:04 PM
http://www.tailofthesnake.com/pgallery/var/resizes/random/3b9f4cf5-burn-the-witch-burn-witch-kill-monty-python-demotivational-poster-1223816026.jpg?m=1290643207