Bronco Rob
01-11-2012, 01:41 AM
If William Shakespeare watched Tim Tebow last night…
January 9, 2012 at 3:15 am by Chuck Miller
Friends, Romans, Steelers fans, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Tim Tebow, not to praise him.
The overtime touchdown passes that men do lives after them;
The Tebowing is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Tebow. The noble Roethlisberger
Hath told you Tebow was beatable:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Tebow outscor’d it.
Here, under leave of Terrible Towels and the rest -
For Tebow is an honourable man;
So are they all, all honourable men -
Come I to speak in Tebow’s advancement.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But I watched him complete his ambitions;
And Tebow is an ambitious man.
He hath brought many captives home to Denver;
Whose pass completions did the general statisticians fill:
Did this in Tebow seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Tebow hath Tebowed:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet John Elway says he was ambitious;
And John Elway is an honourable man.
You all did see that on Sunday night
The Steelers thrice presented him with touchdowns,
Which he did thrice complete: was this ambition?
Yet ESPN says he was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honourable man.
I speak not to disprove what Tim Tebow did,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did hate him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?
O Patriots! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My black and gold heart was put in the coffin there by Tebow,
And I must pause till it come back to me.
http://blog.timesunion.com/chuckmiller/if-william-shakespeare-watched-tim-tebow-last-night/11943/
January 9, 2012 at 3:15 am by Chuck Miller
Friends, Romans, Steelers fans, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Tim Tebow, not to praise him.
The overtime touchdown passes that men do lives after them;
The Tebowing is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Tebow. The noble Roethlisberger
Hath told you Tebow was beatable:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Tebow outscor’d it.
Here, under leave of Terrible Towels and the rest -
For Tebow is an honourable man;
So are they all, all honourable men -
Come I to speak in Tebow’s advancement.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But I watched him complete his ambitions;
And Tebow is an ambitious man.
He hath brought many captives home to Denver;
Whose pass completions did the general statisticians fill:
Did this in Tebow seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Tebow hath Tebowed:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet John Elway says he was ambitious;
And John Elway is an honourable man.
You all did see that on Sunday night
The Steelers thrice presented him with touchdowns,
Which he did thrice complete: was this ambition?
Yet ESPN says he was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honourable man.
I speak not to disprove what Tim Tebow did,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did hate him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?
O Patriots! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My black and gold heart was put in the coffin there by Tebow,
And I must pause till it come back to me.
http://blog.timesunion.com/chuckmiller/if-william-shakespeare-watched-tim-tebow-last-night/11943/