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broncoblue
01-01-2012, 09:26 AM
well ive shaved my head and face and im not shaving now til the bronco season is over
!!
nerves have kicked in big time all ready
!!

McDman
01-01-2012, 09:49 AM
So you can shave either tomorrow or next Monday.

bowtown
01-01-2012, 09:53 AM
jhns thinks you are a bad fan.

Miss I.
01-01-2012, 10:38 AM
Well honey, as long as you don't stop showering, it's all good. ;D

theAPAOps5
01-01-2012, 10:41 AM
Oh I am superstitious. I completely understand

Bronx33
01-01-2012, 10:42 AM
Wear lucky old school hat rub emblem on ever important down dont laugh it works except during the last game.

Archer81
01-01-2012, 10:45 AM
I have not shaved since the Broncos last won. They better win today...its getting itchy up in here.


:Broncos:

Dr. Broncenstein
01-01-2012, 11:02 AM
I have not shaved since the Broncos last won. They better win today...its getting itchy up in here.


:Broncos:

Ewwww......

Drunk Monkey
01-01-2012, 11:02 AM
Not wearing my Elway jersey that I wore the last 2 weeks. I forgot I had it until 2 weeks ago..... Sorry guys, the last 2 losses were on me.

Archer81
01-01-2012, 11:03 AM
Ewwww......


...my face, doc.

Everything else gets trimmed. Ingrown hairs are a nightmare in the funzone.


:Broncos:

Bronx33
01-01-2012, 11:04 AM
TMI

Miss I.
01-01-2012, 11:06 AM
well I'm not wearing a bra, maybe it will help. ;D No, but seriously, got me my Broncos memorabilia strategically placed about me and my Champ jersey on. GB2

Dr. Broncenstein
01-01-2012, 11:07 AM
...my face, doc.

Everything else gets trimmed. Ingrown hairs are a nightmare in the funzone.


:Broncos:

I loled at funzone. We probably interpret that differently.

Archer81
01-01-2012, 11:08 AM
well I'm not wearing a bra, maybe it will help. ;D No, but seriously, got me my Broncos memorabilia strategically placed about me and my Champ jersey on. GB2


Im wearing an orange tshirt and a blue uhh...undergarment...

apparently saying what that garment is is TMI.

:Broncos:

theAPAOps5
01-01-2012, 11:08 AM
...my face, doc.

Everything else gets trimmed. Ingrown hairs are a nightmare in the funzone.


:Broncos:

I was fine with eww but this is triple ewwww. But funzone is funny.

Miss I.
01-01-2012, 11:10 AM
...my face, doc.

Everything else gets trimmed. Ingrown hairs are a nightmare in the funzone.


:Broncos:

sadly for ladies, our fun zone has to be shaved or waxed, there is no trimming so sometimes ingrown is our reality...dudes, have no idea how easy they have it.

Archer81
01-01-2012, 11:12 AM
sadly for ladies, our fun zone has to be shaved or waxed, there is no trimming so sometimes ingrown is our reality...dudes, have no idea how easy they have it.


Certain areas of the male anatomy, which are often used to describe toughness or uber masculinity is an area you do not want ingrown hairs or razor nicks.

Then the toughness comparison goes right out the window.

:Broncos:

Gort
01-01-2012, 11:21 AM
well I'm not wearing a bra, maybe it will help. ;D No, but seriously, got me my Broncos memorabilia strategically placed about me and my Champ jersey on. GB2

in b4 :worthless

Gort
01-01-2012, 11:23 AM
if anyone has got one of these...

http://farm1.staticflickr.com/183/429395732_98e03e8530.jpg

... give it to a Chefs fan today.

Greg, Peter, and Bobby thank you in advance.

http://farm1.staticflickr.com/159/429393994_39e46ad315.jpg

Miss I.
01-01-2012, 11:28 AM
Certain areas of the male anatomy, which are often used to describe toughness or uber masculinity is an area you do not want ingrown hairs or razor nicks.

Then the toughness comparison goes right out the window.

:Broncos:

well I am convinced the comparison of the vagina to weakness and the penis and balls to toughness was conceived by men to make themselves feel better. Let's be honest here, a vagina is clearly tougher than a penis and balls. A Penis folds under pressure and a vagina can have a human being exit it.

broncoblue
01-01-2012, 11:49 AM
in b4 :worthless

Ha

tesnyde
01-01-2012, 12:29 PM
well I am convinced the comparison of the vagina to weakness and the penis and balls to toughness was conceived by men to make themselves feel better. Let's be honest here, a vagina is clearly tougher than a penis and balls. A Penis folds under pressure and a vagina can have a human being exit it.

Ummm. Words excape me at the moment. :strong:

Bronx33
01-01-2012, 12:31 PM
Ummm. Words excape me at the moment. :strong:



Hilarious!

t-diddy
01-01-2012, 12:46 PM
well I am convinced the comparison of the vagina to weakness and the penis and balls to toughness was conceived by men to make themselves feel better. Let's be honest here, a vagina is clearly tougher than a penis and balls. A Penis folds under pressure and a vagina can have a human being exit it.

This is not true. I've been watching Kyle Orton for the last few years and i have never seen a human exit from him.

tesnyde
01-01-2012, 12:55 PM
This is not true. I've been watching Kyle Orton for the last few years and i have never seen a human exit from him.

^5 settled

FantomForce
01-01-2012, 01:49 PM
I am changing my name on the mane.

Miss I.
01-01-2012, 02:52 PM
This is not true. I've been watching Kyle Orton for the last few years and i have never seen a human exit from him.

Well you wouldn't. Kyle is a Mangina, not a Vagina. Figures that a guy could not tell the difference. It explains so much. ;D