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tsiguy96
12-24-2011, 04:15 PM
Easy question. 8 days from now, Denver plays its postseason life. Obviously, its a given who will win this game...the only question remaining is just how BAD do we lose?

theAPAOps5
12-24-2011, 04:16 PM
Bad enough that when I post boob mojo my ban looks like a favor. And if needed I will do it.

tsiguy96
12-24-2011, 04:21 PM
Bad enough that when I post boob mojo my ban looks like a favor. And if needed I will do it.

samantha saint tebow will do it.

Smiling Assassin27
12-24-2011, 04:22 PM
did we even have a bills look alike thread? this killed us in the end.

theAPAOps5
12-24-2011, 04:23 PM
did we even have a bills look alike thread? this killed us in the end.

History shows that the boob mojo elimination has far worse effects.

go_broncos
12-24-2011, 04:26 PM
did we even have a bills look alike thread? this killed us in the end.

you don't know the power of Boob Mojo..
It's time for TJ to realize it.

vonqkilla
12-24-2011, 04:26 PM
We lose so bad god unleashes satan (created intentionally to turn against him since god knew he would before he even created him anyway) on a mission to replay sb32 right after yhe game with Zombie Reggie White biting all the broncos and they all infect the entire planet except for a sheriff in atlanta who finds his family and is then eaten by zombie Refrigerator Perry, world ends roll credits.

rbackfactory80
12-24-2011, 04:28 PM
We lose so bad all chiefs fans get laid. Even you know who.

Rolandftw
12-24-2011, 04:33 PM
Nick Wright seems to think Stanzi could start against Denver.

theAPAOps5
12-24-2011, 04:36 PM
Nick Wright seems to think Stanzi could start against Denver.

Why?

canadianbroncosfan
12-24-2011, 04:39 PM
We lose so bad next week, Tebow's a Jag next year.

canadianbroncosfan
12-24-2011, 04:39 PM
We lose so bad that we forever ignore the "No boob mojo" rule as it cost us our playoff lives.

theAPAOps5
12-24-2011, 04:40 PM
We lose so bad that we forever ignore the "No boob mojo" rule as it cost us our playoff lives.

Oh it may be ignored this week but will NOT next week if needed.

canadianbroncosfan
12-24-2011, 04:47 PM
Oh it may be ignored this week but will NOT next week if needed.

:thumbsup: agreed. Sorry TJ.

LongDongJohnson
12-24-2011, 05:06 PM
So bad that the broncos still make the playoffs thanks to the chargers giving us a late christmas gift.

Rolandftw
12-24-2011, 06:34 PM
Why?

Don't really agree with it, but I imagine to evaluate the rookie in game action. If they're don't want to bring back Orton, the move makes sense.

theAPAOps5
12-24-2011, 07:33 PM
Don't really agree with it, but I imagine to evaluate the rookie in game action. If they're don't want to bring back Orton, the move makes sense.

Oh ok, I thought there was more.

DENVERDUI55
12-24-2011, 07:39 PM
I suspect Denver will play an ugly first half and be down 7-10ish range. Come out take a 10 npt lead in 3rd qt only to blow it by relaxing late in the game to lose. Oakland gets blown out and people here praise Tebow as the savior for the one and done playoff appearance and all offseason.

Miss I.
12-24-2011, 07:56 PM
We will lose so badly that Sports Authority at Mile High will change it's name to Not really all that much of a Sports Authority at half a mile high. The city of Denver will also join in and change it's name to Kansas City and and change it's nickname from the Mile High City, to Meth High City.

HAT
12-24-2011, 08:02 PM
If they're don't want to bring back Orton, the move makes sense.

No it doesn't...Not at all. Barring injury, there is no way Orton doesn't start.

PS...Denver loses so bad bob chops this pic to Chiefs colors and uses it as avy for the next 12 months.

http://www.thirdstringshirts.com/TSS/shirts/main/Neckbeard.png

Bob's your Information Minister
12-24-2011, 08:09 PM
This isn't the same Chiefs team you are playing.

We have a lethal 300-yards-per-game passing attack and a defense that has been nails in the second half of the season.

We're coming to end your season. To drag you down into hell with us.

We will burn like the heathen gods of old.

DENVERDUI55
12-24-2011, 08:10 PM
This isn't the same Chiefs team you are playing.

We have a lethal 300-yards-per-game passing attack and a defense that has been nails in the second half of the season.

We're coming to end your season. To drag you down into hell with us.

We will burn like the heathen gods of old.

Won't matter oakland will lose so we can back door like KC does so well.

RunSilentRunDeep
12-24-2011, 08:19 PM
Kyle Orton will take Tim Tebow's virginity.

Bob's your Information Minister
12-24-2011, 08:22 PM
The Chiefs are like Khan, turning on the Genesis Device...you guys are the Enterprise, going as fast as you can, but with no warp drive.

You can't get away...no...no......

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0pxfGQW6n94/TulmO9lmogI/AAAAAAAAMC4/8lGg4NFzqoI/s1600/Khan.jpg

And Tebow's not going to sacrifice himself to turn on the warp drive, Donks.

cutthemdown
12-24-2011, 09:36 PM
Easy question. 8 days from now, Denver plays its postseason life. Obviously, its a given who will win this game...the only question remaining is just how BAD do we lose?

I ****in hate you.

teknic
12-24-2011, 10:15 PM
We lose so bad that we trade our first round pick to the Chiefs for Orton.

tsiguy96
12-27-2011, 10:31 AM
bumppp

jhns
12-27-2011, 10:33 AM
You are all terrible fans...

bendog
12-27-2011, 10:39 AM
We lose so bad Derrick Thomas reincarnates

jhns
12-27-2011, 10:43 AM
So, how successful has the team been since this Bronco hating tradition started?

bendog
12-27-2011, 10:44 AM
We lose so badly jhns figures out this thread

jhns
12-27-2011, 10:46 AM
We lose so badly jhns figures out this thread

Figures out that you all try to justify hating the team as some kind of mojo thing?

So again, how successful has the team been since this pathetic tradition started?

bendog
12-27-2011, 10:47 AM
We loose so bad Romeo Crennel gets thin.

bowtown
12-27-2011, 10:48 AM
So, how successful has the team been since this Bronco hating tradition started?

About as successful as we've been since you joined the boards. Just saying... if we're looking for culprits.

jhns
12-27-2011, 10:49 AM
About as successful as we've been since you joined the boards. Just saying... if we're looking for culprits.

Then your justification fails...

bowtown
12-27-2011, 10:52 AM
Then your justification fails...

As does your presence.

jhns
12-27-2011, 10:53 AM
As does your presence.

I never claimed my presence helped the team win. I don't use my presence as an excuse for self loathing.

You fail.

jonny1
12-27-2011, 10:54 AM
So, how successful has the team been since this Bronco hating tradition started?

This has been going on for years on this board, called reverse mojo, and you will call me a bad fan for trying to explain it.

Therefore:

Chefs 214 - Broncos 3

jhns
12-27-2011, 10:56 AM
This has been going on for years on this board, called reverse mojo, and you will call me a bad fan for trying to explain it.

Therefore:

Chefs 214 - Broncos 3

That is because you are a bad fan.

canadianbroncosfan
12-27-2011, 10:56 AM
We lose so bad, that Kyle Orton beats out both Rodgers and Brees and is the unanimous league MVP

Spider
12-27-2011, 10:57 AM
That is because you are a bad fan.

your parents must have an empty look in their eyes when they see you

canadianbroncosfan
12-27-2011, 10:57 AM
We lose so bad that Stanzi comes in to play only the second half and is nominated AFC rookie of the year.

bendog
12-27-2011, 11:01 AM
We lose so bad Elway fires Fox and hires Haley and trades Tebow and a first for Orton

canadianbroncosfan
12-27-2011, 11:06 AM
We lose so bad, Kyle Orton goes to rehab after realizing his potential playing sober

Ambiguous
12-27-2011, 11:06 AM
lol at being a GOOD or BAD fan.

OMG I'm a bad fan!

Spider
12-27-2011, 11:06 AM
We lose so bad Elway fires Fox and hires Haley and trades Tebow and a first for Orton

:~ohyah!: thats bad

bendog
12-27-2011, 11:15 AM
We lose so bad Jesus starts drinking Jack straight from the bottle like Kyle.

jhns
12-27-2011, 11:48 AM
OMG I'm a bad fan!

Now you're getting it.

bowtown
12-27-2011, 12:13 PM
I never claimed my presence helped the team win. I don't use my presence as an excuse for self loathing.

You fail.

I never claimed you claimed your presence helped the team win. I just stated that your presence here is a failure and may or may not be the reason that the Broncos lose football games. Not every thing is about what you claim or think. Some things are just fact.

Also, you don't have to use it for self-loathing, you get plenty of it from everyone else.

jhns
12-27-2011, 12:16 PM
I never claimed you claimed your presence helped the team win. I just stated that your presence here is a failure and may or may not be the reason that the Broncos lose football games. Not every thing is about what you claim or think. Some things are just fact.

Also, you don't have to use it for self-loathing, you get plenty of it from everyone else.

Good fans talk bad about their own team as they hype a division rival beating their team!

So dumb.

bendog
12-27-2011, 12:16 PM
We lose so bad Elway hires Sandusky to coach linebackers

bowtown
12-27-2011, 12:18 PM
We lose so bad Elway hires Sandusky to coach linebackers

I think he'd make a better tight end coach.

Spider
12-27-2011, 12:19 PM
had a bad one about the devil tebowing , but after last weeks loss , the joke may not go over well ;D

brncs_fan
12-27-2011, 12:20 PM
We loose so badly that Orton gets an instant invite into the hall of fame. His whiskey bottle gets in two years later.

bendog
12-27-2011, 12:21 PM
had a bad one about the devil tebowing , but after last weeks loss , the joke may not go over well ;D

you and bill mahr.

Spider
12-27-2011, 12:24 PM
you and bill mahr.

Bill Mahr did one ? stopped watching him last year , same ole same

Lev Vyvanse
12-27-2011, 12:25 PM
I think he'd make a better tight end coach.

I don't know. He might try to convert all our tight ends into wide receivers.

stopgap
12-27-2011, 12:29 PM
That jhns kid must be fun at parties.

bendog
12-27-2011, 12:30 PM
Not his best line, imo.

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/201112/comedian-takes-heat-over-tim-tebow-tweet

ElwayMD
12-27-2011, 12:30 PM
We lose so badly that we become the newest team in the MAC conference where we lose to Akron every year.

jhns
12-27-2011, 12:31 PM
That jhns kid must be fun at parties.

I wouldn't party with any of you anyways. I don't like people who hate themselves.

bendog
12-27-2011, 12:32 PM
We lose so bad Bowlen vows "I'm going back to canada and taking the team with me to start a new league with funky rules favoring running quarterbacks."

Orange4Life
12-27-2011, 12:34 PM
We lose so bad I'm not going to watch another Bronco game for 2 years. I can't take the pain anymore.

oubronco
12-27-2011, 12:38 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2yyxr9f.jpg

Spider
12-27-2011, 12:40 PM
Not his best line, imo.

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/201112/comedian-takes-heat-over-tim-tebow-tweet

mine was a neckbeard , orton uni and bar b que ;)

stopgap
12-27-2011, 12:42 PM
I don't like people who hate themselves.

I don't receive a paycheck from the Broncos organization. Being a fan is supposed to be recreational entertainment. A fan with humility is the most grounded one to be IMO.

Many (as you seem to be) take the obsession way too far.

jhns
12-27-2011, 12:46 PM
I don't receive a paycheck from the Broncos organization. Being a fan is supposed to be recreational entertainment. A fan with humility is the most grounded one to be IMO.

Many (as you seem to be) take the obsession way too far.

Grounded is a defeatist attitude? What party do you go to that is run by Bronco fans and where everyone is talking about how bad they will lose? How is that fun, even as a joke? Fans are supposed to talk up their team and hate on division rivals. You will never see Husker fans doing this, or any other fans. You are all confused and half retarded. You justify this by saying that it helps them win. This team just had the worst season in franchise history, which means your justification is just as dumb as this thread.

Defeatists are not the fun people at parties.

brncs_fan
12-27-2011, 12:47 PM
Grounded is a defeatist attitude? What party do you go to that is run by Bronco fans and where everyone is talking about how bad they will lose? How is that fun, even as a joke? Fans are supposed to talk up their team and hate on division rivals. You will never see Husker fans doing this, or any other fans. You are all confused and half retarded. You justify this by saying that it helps them win. This team just had the worst season in franchise history, which means your justification is just as dumb as this thread.

Defeatists are not the fun people at parties.

http://rubmint.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/823a7_funny-pictures-cat-ignores-dog.jpg

jhns
12-27-2011, 12:48 PM
Probably not.

stopgap
12-27-2011, 12:49 PM
It's just a simple light-hearted inside joke thread among the Orange Mane community as far as I can tell. Something to pass the time until gameday. Threads are slower midweek.

jhns
12-27-2011, 12:51 PM
It's just a simple light-hearted inside joke thread among the Orange Mane community as far as I can tell. Something to pass the time until gameday. Threads are slower midweek.

So why not make fun of the teams we play instead of this team? Again, you are not the fun guy at parties.

Of course the internet nerds are mostly defeatists though. All of you probably sucked at every game you played. This attitude comes natural to you.

Spider
12-27-2011, 12:53 PM
So why not make fun of the teams we play instead of this team? Again, you are not the fun guy at parties.

Of course the internet nerds are mostly defeatists though. All of you probably sucked at every game you played. This attitude comes natural to you.

..

stopgap
12-27-2011, 12:53 PM
Yep,

It's either a troll or a socially inept individual.

jhns
12-27-2011, 12:55 PM
..

I bet Stewie can put a sentence together.

brncs_fan
12-27-2011, 12:56 PM
Do you manage to piss on everyone's fun in real life too when it doesn't measure up to your preconceived notions of what is ok and what is not?

Seriously, if you don't like the thread then GTFO and go somewhere else and spread your merry temperament.

jhns
12-27-2011, 12:58 PM
Yep,

It's either a troll or a socially inept individual.

Says the guy who thinks the fun guys at the Broncos party are the ones making fun of the Broncos. You guys then wonder why so many of you are called raider fans. You talk like a duck, walk like a duck, and act like a duck...

jhns
12-27-2011, 12:59 PM
Do you manage to piss on everyone's fun in real life too when it doesn't measure up to your preconceived notions of what is ok and what is not?

Seriously, if you don't like the thread then GTFO and go somewhere else and spread your merry temperament.

Yes.

No.

brncs_fan
12-27-2011, 01:02 PM
We lose so badly that the Mayan Calendar speeds up to end the world by the third quarter.

bendog
12-27-2011, 01:05 PM
We lose so badly that the Mayan Calendar speeds up to end the world by the third quarter.

We lose so bad Mel Gibson makes a movie of it.

alkemical
12-27-2011, 01:12 PM
We lose so bad Mel Gibson makes a movie of it.

We lose so bad, you have sex....sober.

:D

Spider
12-27-2011, 01:15 PM
we lose so bad , Bobs your info minister becomes a mod here

bendog
12-27-2011, 01:24 PM
We lose so bad, you have sex....sober.

:D

We lose so bad I have sex with Mel Gibson, sober.

jhns
12-27-2011, 01:29 PM
The Broncos win by so much that it forces all the closet raider fans to leave the mane.

Spider
12-27-2011, 01:40 PM
We lose so bad I have sex with Mel Gibson, sober.

thats bad :~ohyah!:

bendog
12-27-2011, 01:53 PM
thats bad :~ohyah!:

and after he ****s me he burns down my house

Ambiguous
12-27-2011, 02:05 PM
Good fans talk bad about their own team as they hype a division rival beating their team!

So dumb.

As if any of it makes any difference.

Who judges good/bad fans? Are you the fan police?

Ambiguous
12-27-2011, 02:07 PM
Says the guy who thinks the fun guys at the Broncos party are the ones making fun of the Broncos. You guys then wonder why so many of you are called raider fans. You talk like a duck, walk like a duck, and act like a duck...

What has gone wrong in your life to make you take football this seriously? Honest question.

jhns
12-27-2011, 02:10 PM
As if any of it makes any difference.

Who judges good/bad fans? Are you the fan police?

Exactly my point. So what fans do you know that just like to sit around making fun of their own team? I mean other than the defeatists here of course.

I do. Yes.

jhns
12-27-2011, 02:11 PM
What has gone wrong in your life to make you take football this seriously? Honest question.

Wrong? You aren't making sense.

jonny1
12-27-2011, 02:13 PM
As if any of it makes any difference.

Who judges good/bad fans? Are you the fan police?

Haven't you noticed? Jhns is the be-all and end-all of what constitutes a good fan as opposed to a raider fan.

We all need to sit and absorb the wonderfulness that is Jhns.

Oh, and Chefs 214, Broncos 3 (I'm a bad fan, have been for 37 years)

Spider
12-27-2011, 02:16 PM
and after he ****s me he burns down my house

that Mel Gibson is such a card ;D

jhns
12-27-2011, 02:17 PM
I'm a bad fan

This sums it up perfectly. I'm not sure why you bothered typing the rest of that post.

Ambiguous
12-27-2011, 02:28 PM
Ok I'm a bad fan too! What now? Do I go live in exile or something?

Ambiguous
12-27-2011, 02:30 PM
Wrong? You aren't making sense.

The fact that you think your interactions with people are normal proves there is almost certainly something wrong with you.

Gort
12-27-2011, 02:31 PM
Orton beats the OM by a final score of:

eleventy billion boobs to zero boobs.

bendog
12-27-2011, 02:35 PM
that Mel Gibson is such a card ;D

I read last weekend that his divorce is final so he can start dating again.

Spider
12-27-2011, 02:37 PM
I read last weekend that his divorce is final so he can start dating again.

how many times has he been divorced ?

bowtown
12-27-2011, 02:37 PM
Good fans talk bad about their own team as they hype a division rival beating their team!

So dumb.

jhns continues to troll a message board, even though it might be the reason the Broncos continue to lose games.

So dumb.

jhns
12-27-2011, 02:38 PM
The fact that you think your interactions with people are normal proves there is almost certainly something wrong with you.

Who said I think that? The fact that you think you can read minds says there is something wrong with you. The fact that you think it is normal for sports fans to hate their own team shows there is something wrong with you.

bendog
12-27-2011, 02:39 PM
we lose so bad people spend their own money for a billboard asking jhns to post more.

jhns
12-27-2011, 02:41 PM
jhns continues to troll a message board, even though it might be the reason the Broncos continue to lose games.

So dumb.

This response is pretty retarded.

bowtown
12-27-2011, 02:41 PM
Who said I think that? The fact that you think you can read minds says there is something wrong with you. The fact that you think it is normal for sports fans to hate their own team shows there is something wrong with you.

The fact that you get so much enjoyment out of your transparently lame attempts to troll this board and piss off fans of the same team that you supposedly root for is far worse than a little bit of superstitious humor. You must be a Charger fan.

bowtown
12-27-2011, 02:42 PM
This response is pretty retarded.

Just conversing with you at your level.

jhns
12-27-2011, 02:42 PM
The fact that you get so much enjoyment out of your transparently lame attempts to troll this board and piss off fans of the same team that you supposedly root for is far worse than a little bit of superstitious humor. You must be a Charger fan.

Says the raider fan as he hates on the Broncos.

jhns
12-27-2011, 02:43 PM
Just conversing with you at your level.

You don't have this ability. Sorry.

Spider
12-27-2011, 02:45 PM
You don't have this ability. Sorry........

jhns
12-27-2011, 02:46 PM
.......

Yes. It is called being better than you and knowing it.

Spider
12-27-2011, 02:51 PM
Yes. It is called being better than you and knowing it.

Hilarious!.A legend in your own mind ..........

jhns
12-27-2011, 02:53 PM
A legend

Now you're just sucking up. I wouldn't even go that far, yet.

brncs_fan
12-27-2011, 02:58 PM
We lose so bad that all of our cheerleaders are replaced by drunken angry dwarfs.

broncswin
12-27-2011, 03:02 PM
http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1407160292575&id=a6b50c5d1ba391e2b49ec6857be8b934&url=http%3a%2f%2ffarm5.static.flickr.com%2f4112%2f 5172389919_7b6df82545_z.jpg

WE LOSE SO BAD...see above

Ambiguous
12-27-2011, 03:40 PM
Who said I think that? The fact that you think you can read minds says there is something wrong with you. The fact that you think it is normal for sports fans to hate their own team shows there is something wrong with you.

I don't think it's normal to have the level allegiance you have to a sports team and a message board. I have no idea what your motivation is for going on this tirade against "bad fans" - just look at everything you post here. You don't fit within the bell curve of normal.

jhns
12-27-2011, 03:47 PM
I don't think it's normal to have the level allegiance you have to a sports team and a message board. I have no idea what your motivation is for going on this tirade against "bad fans" - just look at everything you post here. You don't fit within the bell curve of normal.

That is a pretty retardee theory. Let me make this simple for you. Go to a Bronco bar. Walk up to a group that is sporting Bronco jerseys. Tell them how much this team sucks, how much they will lose by, and just make some general anti-Bronco jokes. I will guarantee you that they think you are a fan of a different team. This is common sense, not some unusual level of allegiance...

I have no idea what you are trying to say with the allegiance to the message board talk. It woupd help if you were able to make sense.

bendog
12-27-2011, 03:47 PM
We lose so bad our cheerleaders all have sex with Hali ... at the same time.

Ambiguous
12-27-2011, 03:53 PM
That is a pretty retardee theory. Let me make this simple for you. Go to a Bronco bar. Walk up to a group that is sporting Bronco jerseys. Tell them how much this team sucks, how much they will lose by, and just make some general anti-Bronco jokes. I will guarantee you that they think you are a fan of a different team. This is common sense, not some unusual level of allegiance...

I have no idea what you are trying to say with the allegiance to the message board talk. It woupd help if you were able to make sense.

You are either retarded or completely insane. In your scenario, it would be a bar in which every person was joking superstitiously about how bad the team is because confidence is a perceived jinx. You then try to convince the other 30 people in the room that you are the only "good fan".

I'm not arguing with you on this anymore, it is like talking to a wall, and you spend half your life on here. You win.

See you guys later, go Raiders!

bendog
12-27-2011, 03:55 PM
You are either retarded or completely insane. In your scenario, it would be a bar in which every person was joking superstitiously about how bad the team is because confidence is a perceived jinx. You then try to convince the other 30 people in the room that you are the only "good fan".

I'm not arguing with you on this anymore, it is like talking to a wall, and you spend half your life on here. You win.

See you guys later, go Raiders!

just ignore the troll.

OABB
12-27-2011, 04:02 PM
We lose so bad,.orton converts in the redzone.

tsiguy96
12-27-2011, 04:03 PM
We lose so bad,.orton converts in the redzone.

we are talking about improbable things that may happen during this game. not impossible.

BroncsCheer
12-27-2011, 04:20 PM
Gist of this thread so far .....

1. Numerous posters engage in somewhat silly, but harmless tradition of internet reverse psychology
2. Superfan chimes in with opinion on tradition (why he chose now to chime in is suspect in this poster's opinion)
3. Other posters engage Superfan in one-sided internet debate on what the impact of anonymous posting of reverse psychological anecdotes might be
4. Superfan fails to see that it will go on with or without his participation, stirs pot, 'outs' Raider fans
5. Thread continues . ...

Broncos 1
Chiefs 1 Gugol

jhns
12-27-2011, 04:29 PM
You are either retarded or completely insane. In your scenario, it would be a bar in which every person was joking superstitiously about how bad the team is because confidence is a perceived jinx. You then try to convince the other 30 people in the room that you are the only "good fan".

I'm not arguing with you on this anymore, it is like talking to a wall, and you spend half your life on here. You win.

See you guys later, go Raiders!

The thing is, your "reality" doesn't exist. It is too stupid to exist. Sorry.

I wasn't making up a scenerio. I was telling you to actually go do it and see what happens.

brncs_fan
12-27-2011, 04:31 PM
We lose so badly that are faces become permanently attached to our palms.

Spider
12-27-2011, 04:33 PM
Gist of this thread so far .....

1. Numerous posters engage in somewhat silly, but harmless tradition of internet reverse psychology
2. Superfan chimes in with opinion on tradition (why he chose now to chime in is suspect in this poster's opinion)
3. Other posters engage Superfan in one-sided internet debate on what the impact of anonymous posting of reverse psychological anecdotes might be
4. Superfan fails to see that it will go on with or without his participation, stirs pot, 'outs' Raider fans
5. Thread continues . ...

Broncos 1
Chiefs 1 Gugolyou are a bad fan .....;D

jhns
12-27-2011, 04:34 PM
you are a bad fan .....;D

No, he is a great raider fan. Just like you.

Try to keep up.

Spider
12-27-2011, 04:36 PM
No, he is a great raider fan. Just like you.

Try to keep up.

LOL petty much done with you ... like I say rinse and repeat ... But when you get some new material , look me up

Husky Jerk
12-27-2011, 04:46 PM
That is a pretty retardee theory. Let me make this simple for you. Go to a Bronco bar. Walk up to a group that is sporting Bronco jerseys. Tell them how much this team sucks, how much they will lose by, and just make some general anti-Bronco jokes. I will guarantee you that they think you are a fan of a different team. This is common sense, not some unusual level of allegiance...

I have no idea what you are trying to say with the allegiance to the message board talk. It woupd help if you were able to make sense.

I would love to do this, if you promise to come along and tell everyone who agrees with me, or enjoys a joke, just how retarded they are, or insult them with one of your other "clever" retorts. I will still be sitting there enjoying beers long after you're done spittin chicklets.

jhns
12-27-2011, 04:47 PM
LOL petty much done with you ... like I say rinse and repeat ... But when you get some new material , look me up

Pretty much isn't all the way. So there is that.

gunns
12-27-2011, 04:47 PM
That is a pretty retardee theory. Let me make this simple for you. Go to a Bronco bar. Walk up to a group that is sporting Bronco jerseys. Tell them how much this team sucks, how much they will lose by, and just make some general anti-Bronco jokes. I will guarantee you that they think you are a fan of a different team. This is common sense, not some unusual level of allegiance...

I have no idea what you are trying to say with the allegiance to the message board talk. It woupd help if you were able to make sense.

You come into a mojo thread, which I'm sure you are not so totally inept to not know, that's been started every week this season and then go on a tirade about how stupid it is to post how much we are going to lose by. And then to top it off you have the idiocy to talk about common sense. You are a piece of work and while trying to come off as intelligent, you come off as a complete moron. Nice to see you are consistent though

jhns
12-27-2011, 04:48 PM
I would love to do this, if you promise to come along and tell everyone who agrees with me, or enjoys a joke, just how retarded they are, or insult them with one of your other "clever" retorts. I will still be sitting there enjoying beers long after you're done spittin chicklets.

Says the fat jerk.

When did I call you retarded? I called you a raiders fan. Why is this so hard for some of you?

jhns
12-27-2011, 04:50 PM
You come into a mojo thread, which I'm sure you are not so totally inept to not know, that's been started every week this season and then go on a tirade about how stupid it is to post how much we are going to lose by. And then to top it off you have the idiocy to talk about common sense. You are a piece of work and while trying to come off as intelligent, you come off as a complete moron. Nice to see you are consistent though

I am stupid for pointing out that you are raider fans in a thread where you act like raider fans? Interesting point.

Husky Jerk
12-27-2011, 04:51 PM
Says the fat jerk.

When did I call you retarded? I called you a raiders fan. Why is this so hard for some of you?

Thanks for proving my point.

brncs_fan
12-27-2011, 04:52 PM
We lose so bad that the Colts/Rams offer us the number 1 pick out of sympathy.

jhns
12-27-2011, 04:52 PM
Thanks for proving my point.

You're welcome.

gunns
12-27-2011, 04:56 PM
I am stupid for pointing out that you are raider fans in a thread where you act like raider fans? Interesting point.

You never said that to me, but it's ok sweety, whatever floats your boat.

We lose so badly this week that jhns has a seizure and the wizard grants him a brain as compensation. Fortunately we are so down about the loss that we don't notice that hell has froze over.

jhns
12-27-2011, 04:57 PM
You never said that to me, but it's ok sweety, whatever floats your boat.

We lose so badly this week that jhns has a seizure and the wizard grants him a brain as compensation. Fortunately we are so down about the loss that we don't notice that hell has froze over.

You are a raiders fan.

Husky Jerk
12-27-2011, 05:01 PM
We lose so badly, that jhns succeeds in convincing us all that we ARE Raiders fans. Then Tebow is traded to the Raiders, and jhns' head promptly explodes.

bendog
12-27-2011, 05:03 PM
we lose so badly the whites of my eyes are as red as chorfs jerseys the next day ... wait, they're always that color in the morning.

epicSocialism4tw
12-27-2011, 05:09 PM
Chiefs 1414
Broncos 2

Tebow throws 125 pick 6's and 77 fumbles are returned for TD's.

Denver scores when the pocket sloth safeties himself out of fear of Dumervil.

gunns
12-27-2011, 05:11 PM
You are a raiders fan.

Takes one to know one. Naner, naner, naner.

Juvenile enough you should understand

bendog
12-27-2011, 05:14 PM
We lose so bad Mary Magdelene turns into a KC meth whore. (only kidding, and I don't think she really was a prostitute)

epicSocialism4tw
12-27-2011, 05:27 PM
We lose so bad Mary Magdelene turns into a KC meth whore. (only kidding, and I don't think she really was a prostitute)

You should watch the history channel to find out all the real truths about Mary Magdelene.

They come to some reasonable conclusions on that channel.
http://troll.me/images/ancient-aliens-guy/not-that-it-was-aliens-but-it-was-aliens.jpg

canadianbroncosfan
12-27-2011, 06:25 PM
We lose so bad Bowlen vows "I'm going back to canada and taking the team with me to start a new league with funky rules favoring running quarterbacks."

Being from Bowlen's home town, I'm actually in favor of this :~ohyah!:

canadianbroncosfan
12-27-2011, 06:29 PM
So why not make fun of the teams we play instead of this team? Again, you are not the fun guy at parties.

Of course the internet nerds are mostly defeatists though. All of you probably sucked at every game you played. This attitude comes natural to you.

I think that's a girl and even she has a sense of humor :captain:

canadianbroncosfan
12-27-2011, 06:34 PM
We lose so bad.....

Mouth

canadianbroncosfan

canadianbroncosfan
12-27-2011, 06:35 PM
I can't wait for the "we lose so bad - playoff edition" thread

mwill07
12-27-2011, 07:32 PM
We lose so bad that everyone admits jhns is actually not retarded.

mwill07
12-27-2011, 07:36 PM
We lose so bad that the mane is flooded with chief fans doing their version of boob mojo, posting pics of all of the best KC boobies (i.e. meth whores, grannies, lot lizards, and fatties).

Oddly, Bob's are only posted twice.

canadianbroncosfan
12-27-2011, 07:57 PM
We lose so bad that everyone admits jhns is actually not retarded.

Wow it's going to be a rough week

tsiguy96
12-31-2011, 05:39 PM
t-minus 20 hours til donk destruction 2012.