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strafen
12-24-2011, 08:16 AM
This is from a TDmvp thread of a couple of years ago.
Worth reposting...


Twas the night before Xmas , all through Bob's mom's house .
Not a creature was stirring , not even a mouse .
Bob's stockings was hung , by the chimney with care .
With hopes of a quarter back , some wins, and his first pubic hair .

His parents were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Bob moving out of their basement danced in their heads .
And Bob in his Jersey and his silk lined night cap,
Had just settled down for a long hand dolphin slap .

When out on the lawn there rose such a clatter ,
Bob sprang from his computer to see what was a matter .
Minimizing his smut windows he flew like a flash.
Tore open shutters and thew up the sash.

The moon on his man breast , and the new fallen snow
Gave a luster of nausea to all who he's shown .

When, what to his wondering eyes should appear,
But Herman Edwards in a limo , sobbing in tears.
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
Bob knew right away Herm needed help with their picks .

More rapid than eagles Bob quickly proclaimed ,
And whistled, and shouted, and called them by name.
We need a quarterback , some corners , a linemen or two ,
A punter a kicker and a tight end to groom .

To the top of the West ! to the top of them all !
We'll go all the way ! all the way ! We'll win 'em all !

With a wink of his eye and a weak hand shake at best ,
Herm let Bob know he'd do the rest .

Herm spoke not a word, just got in his car ,
Peeled out in a haste and left nothing but tar .

BUT HE HEARD HIM EXCLAIM , AS HE DROVE OUT OF SIGHT.
NEXT YEAR WE'LL MAKE THE PLAYOFFS , YEA F*@*ING RIGHT !!!


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Merry Xmas and Happy Holidays to everyone here at The Mane !!!

TDmvp
12-24-2011, 09:06 AM
:O) ^5

Dagmar
12-24-2011, 09:19 AM
What's a chritsmas?

Rohirrim
12-24-2011, 09:20 AM
I'm just hoping that by the end of the day the Broncos will be declared the winners of the AFC West and we can give the Boob an early Christmas present. ;D

strafen
12-24-2011, 09:36 AM
:O) ^5I was wondering if you were going to come up with something new this year.
Still, this one is pretty good! ^5

TDmvp
12-24-2011, 09:43 AM
I was wondering if you were going to come up with something new this year.
Still, this one is pretty good! ^5


I still want to rewrite this ... I started to and posted a little of it here last year.

I so need to find a instrumental version of Feed the World.

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Here's what I had worked up last year near this time.

Free the Tebow !!!

It's Tebow time, there's no need to be afraid
It's Tebow time , He'll let in light and banished shade.

And in our world of plenty He can spread a smile of joy
And he will come and saveee us all at Christmas time !!!!

But say a prayer, a Pray for the chosen one
and It's Christmastime time, time for Broncos fans to have some fun.
AND TONIGHT THANK GOD IT'S HIM INSTEADDDD OF JAyyyyy
DOooo YOUuuuu KNOW That TEBOW TIME Hasss Comeee

FREeeee the TEeeebow
Let them KNow that TEeeebow Time has Comeeee.
FREee the TEeeeeeeBOw
Let them KNow that TEeeebow Time has Comeeee.
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I so need to rework that and sit down one night with my machine and just sing it and post it here for $hits and giggles...