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GoBroncos84
12-23-2011, 09:02 AM
Go get it Timmy

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2011/12/22/playboys-miss-january-tal_n_1166952.html

Archer81
12-23-2011, 09:04 AM
Right...

and give him the herp? Hell no.


:Broncos:

Smiling Assassin27
12-23-2011, 09:08 AM
Man, look at the, um, appalling lack of self esteem on that girl.

elsid13
12-23-2011, 09:14 AM
Right...

and give him the herp? Hell no.


:Broncos:

The gift that keeps on giving.... :wiggle:


First date idea - Christian Rock Concert and bible study.

TonyR
12-23-2011, 09:17 AM
I would be more than willing to take one for the team and step in for Timmy...

OABB
12-23-2011, 09:18 AM
Broncbow, you have some stiff competition.

OABB
12-23-2011, 09:19 AM
I would be more than willing to take one for the team and step in for Timmy...

Tebow isnt gay. sorry.

TonyR
12-23-2011, 09:25 AM
Tebow isnt gay. sorry.

I suggested stepping in for Timmy, not with him.

Rohirrim
12-23-2011, 09:26 AM
Hate to break it to this girl, but if he didn't take his shot with this:
http://liberalvaluesblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/tebow-and-girlfriend.jpg

He's not going to take a shot with that. ;D

ghwk
12-23-2011, 09:28 AM
Broncbow, you have some stiff competition.

LOL beat me to it.

Kaylore
12-23-2011, 09:33 AM
I'm sure a man of Tebow's fame and stature has never had a bimbo with huge tits offer herself to him. I'm sure someone of his beliefs and values would be easily taken by such advances.

OABB
12-23-2011, 09:35 AM
Hate to break it to this girl, but if he didn't take his shot with this:
http://liberalvaluesblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/tebow-and-girlfriend.jpg

He's not going to take a shot with that. ;D

Tebow is divine. there is no other explanation for not boning the pinder. Everytime I see a pic of her I have to rub one out just so I can get on with my day.

HILife
12-23-2011, 09:39 AM
I'm sure a man of Tebow's fame and stature has never had a bimbo with huge boobies offer herself to him. I'm sure someone of his beliefs and values would be easily taken by such advances.

YAAAYYY BOOBIES!!!

TheReverend
12-23-2011, 09:40 AM
...........Well guys, I'm off to go find this ditz and introduce myself as Tim Tebow.

TonyR
12-23-2011, 09:41 AM
...there is no other explanation for not boning the pinder.

That's not Lucy Pinder.

Pick Six
12-23-2011, 09:51 AM
I love the juxtaposition of the pictures. She looks disgusted, and Tebow appears to be laughing at her...Ha!

TheReverend
12-23-2011, 09:51 AM
Everytime I see a pic of her I have to rub one out just so I can get on with my day.

That's not Lucy Pinder.

It's gonna be a few more mins before he can reply back to you...

HILife
12-23-2011, 09:55 AM
I'm sure a man of Tebow's fame and stature has never had a bimbo with huge boobies offer herself to him. I'm sure someone of his beliefs and values would be easily taken by such advances.

YAAAYYY BOOBIES!!!

Pick Six
12-23-2011, 09:58 AM
Hate to break it to this girl, but if he didn't take his shot with this:
http://liberalvaluesblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/tebow-and-girlfriend.jpg

He's not going to take a shot with that. ;D

I'd MUCH rather have this girl...:thumbsup::letsgo:

Garcia Bronco
12-23-2011, 09:59 AM
skanks

Garcia Bronco
12-23-2011, 10:00 AM
Tebow isnt gay. sorry.

It's not gay if its with Tebow.

Jay3
12-23-2011, 10:01 AM
She tasted like cigarettes . . .

OABB
12-23-2011, 10:17 AM
It's gonna be a few more mins before he can reply back to you...

Thats not pinder?


(neglecting wasted spew)

Turd_Ferguson
12-23-2011, 10:20 AM
Broncbow, you have some stiff competition.

Good call I think him Jihzz, Macgruder, and a few others are living in tents outside the stadium waiting for the right moment to "take Tim's virginity"...

Look Tim we can do this the easy way or the hard way.....

Jay3
12-23-2011, 10:25 AM
Thats not pinder?

That is neither Lucy Pinder nor was it Tebow's girlfriend. It was a random chick. The internet took it from there.

55CrushEm
12-23-2011, 10:25 AM
She tasted like cigarettes . . .

Ha!

MacGruder
12-23-2011, 12:21 PM
Good call I think him Jihzz, Macgruder, and a few others are living in tents outside the stadium waiting for the right moment to "take Tim's virginity"...

Look Tim we can do this the easy way or the hard way.....

ur projecting...

Mogulseeker
12-23-2011, 12:31 PM
I'm sure a man of Tebow's fame and stature has never had a bimbo with huge boobies offer herself to him. I'm sure someone of his beliefs and values would be easily taken by such advances.

This. Tebow's got his eye on the prize and doesn't have time for blonde bimbos.

Archer81
12-23-2011, 12:32 PM
I know it would be a terrible hardship, but if Tebow were gay, I would be on that ass like white on rice.

Just sayin.

:Broncos:

jhns
12-23-2011, 12:34 PM
Good call I think him Jihzz, Macgruder, and a few others are living in tents outside the stadium waiting for the right moment to "take Tim's virginity"...

Look Tim we can do this the easy way or the hard way.....

Which only makes you raider fans jealous.

BabyTO
12-23-2011, 01:06 PM
i dont think hes into skanks..so it probably wont happen

Gort
12-23-2011, 01:25 PM
http://liberalvaluesblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/tebow-and-girlfriend.jpg

that's a girl who's going places in life...

... and when i say "going places in life", i mean "has frackin' awesome boobies!"

Gort
12-23-2011, 01:26 PM
Good call I think him Jihzz, Macgruder, and a few others are living in tents outside the stadium waiting for the right moment to "take Tim's virginity"...

Look Tim we can do this the easy way or the hard way.....

http://www.themoviegourmet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/teeth-deliverance1.jpg

MacGruder or Broncbow ???

Jesterhole
12-23-2011, 01:35 PM
Pretty sure there is about a .0001% chance dude is actually a virgin.

BroncoBeavis
12-23-2011, 01:37 PM
that's a girl who's going places in life...

... and when i say "going places in life", i mean "has frackin' awesome boobies!"

She's "Reeeaaaaaaaal Smart'

if you know what I'm sayin.

BroncoBeavis
12-23-2011, 01:55 PM
Quick Banhammer protocol question though.

Can the new anti-mammarymojo sanctions technically be applied to any picture in which Tim makes an appearance? :)

Drek
12-23-2011, 02:10 PM
Thats not pinder?


Her name is Erin Drewes. She did a nude body paint shoot shortly after the photos came out, FYI.

Some of you really suck at the internet.

robbieopperude
12-23-2011, 02:49 PM
That is neither Lucy Pinder nor was it Tebow's girlfriend. It was a random chick. The internet took it from there.

I think her plastic surgeon took it from there. Good Gally!

BroncoBeavis
12-23-2011, 02:52 PM
Her name is Erin Drewes. She did a nude body paint shoot shortly after the photos came out, FYI.

Some of you really suck at the internet.

Does it matter? Teebs could call them all Delores and they'd still line up. :)

elsid13
12-23-2011, 03:01 PM
That is neither Lucy Pinder nor was it Tebow's girlfriend. It was a random chick. The internet took it from there.

I have strange feeling Tebow might be monk after it all said and done. Wed to God and Football.

MacGruder
12-23-2011, 03:54 PM
http://www.themoviegourmet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/teeth-deliverance1.jpg

MacGruder or Broncbow ???


This little exchange should be in the dictionary defining irony... a bunch of hillbillies implying someone else is a redneck sodomite...

Turd_Ferguson
12-23-2011, 04:06 PM
Which only makes you raider fans jealous.

So you admit you have been living in a tent waiting for your chance to take Tebows virginity?

Spider
12-23-2011, 04:09 PM
Good call I think him Jihzz, Macgruder, and a few others are living in tents outside the stadium waiting for the right moment to "take Tim's virginity"...

Look Tim we can do this the easy way or the hard way.....

Hilarious!

epicSocialism4tw
12-23-2011, 04:11 PM
skanks

Maybe this is why Orton didn't get along with Tebow?

Cutler4Life
12-23-2011, 04:15 PM
So you admit you have been living in a tent waiting for your chance to take Tebows virginity?

Bitch better back off ma' boy. And that playboy ho too. Tebow is "My precious, precious.."

http://images.wikia.com/lotr/images/9/9e/Smeagol.jpg

Turd_Ferguson
12-23-2011, 04:21 PM
b**** better back off ma' boy. And that playboy ho too. Tebow is "My precious, precious.."

http://images.wikia.com/lotr/images/9/9e/Smeagol.jpg

Fat little Hobbit trying to take your PRECIOUS

OABB
12-23-2011, 04:29 PM
Her name is Erin Drewes. She did a nude body paint shoot shortly after the photos came out, FYI.

Some of you really suck at the internet.

I regretfully hand in my "interenet Championship" belt.

DomCasual
12-23-2011, 04:35 PM
I love the juxtaposition of the pictures. She looks disgusted, and Tebow appears to be laughing at her...Ha!

Juxtaposition? Tebow's never even tried missionary position, and you're already going all Kama Sutra on him?

Cutler4Life
12-23-2011, 04:36 PM
Dear Drek,

One word of advice when accepting the belt from OABB, given his tendancy to uh do things when he sees that girl's picture, I would suggest gloves in handling the belt.

Kind Regards,
Miss I.

Scarface
12-23-2011, 04:52 PM
Right...

and give him the herp? Hell no.


:Broncos:

Pfft...LMAO! That was funny.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-23-2011, 05:36 PM
ur projecting...

a WITCH HUNT

UberBroncoMan
12-23-2011, 05:55 PM
that's a girl who's going places in life...

... and when i say "going places in life", i mean "has frackin' awesome boobies!"

She actually "sold out" (and ironically, to Playboy) when that pic because famous and posed painted nude in Florida Gator colors a while back.

Her name is Erin Drewes.

http://fitsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/erin-drewes-body-painting-m.jpg

myMind
12-23-2011, 06:01 PM
She actually "sold out" (and ironically, to Playboy) when that pic because famous and posed painted nude in Florida Gator colors a while back.

Her name is Erin Drewes.

http://fitsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/erin-drewes-body-painting-m.jpg

Flat ass and fake tits, she isnt all that hot. Cute face though.

Archer81
12-23-2011, 06:03 PM
She actually "sold out" (and ironically, to Playboy) when that pic because famous and posed painted nude in Florida Gator colors a while back.

Her name is Erin Drewes.

http://fitsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/erin-drewes-body-painting-m.jpg


What good is this picture? It does not satisfy the sharp knees question.

Fail.

:Broncos:

Lestat
12-23-2011, 07:02 PM
i got to give him props. when you're a famous athlete and girls throw themselves at you all the time. it takes a strong, strong man not to break.

i would have willingly broke, several times and twice on sunday with this chick :strong:
Hate to break it to this girl, but if he didn't take his shot with this:
http://liberalvaluesblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/tebow-and-girlfriend.jpg

He's not going to take a shot with that. ;D

canadianbroncosfan
12-23-2011, 07:38 PM
Pretty sure there is about a .0001% chance dude is actually a virgin.

He's said it enough times that if he wasn't true I'm sure the chick and or chicks would have come forward by now.

Bronx33
12-23-2011, 07:45 PM
Rapture that strange tim!!! RAPTURE IT!!!

LaneLosh2
12-23-2011, 08:15 PM
Flat ass and fake boobies, she isnt all that hot. Cute face though.

Jeez dude, Why so critical?

cutthemdown
12-23-2011, 08:25 PM
Tebow is going to do the whole fall in love, find the woman who he wants to have his kids, then get married and have them. She will be physical fit and good looking i am sure, but don't go betting she is some ultra hottie chosen because of tits and ass. Tebow is better then all of us, we are superficial and lame!

Chris
12-23-2011, 08:28 PM
Dear Drek,

One word of advice when accepting the belt from OABB, given his tendancy to uh do things when he sees that girl's picture, I would suggest gloves in handling the belt.

Kind Regards,
Miss I.

Eight









words

Popps
12-23-2011, 09:24 PM
If Tim's not interested, I'm sure he has Kyle's number...

teknic
12-23-2011, 09:36 PM
If Tim's not interested, I'm sure he has Kyle's number...

Hilarious!

I'm surprised that Orton didn't realize the potential of Tim Tebow to be the best wing man in history!

BroncoMan4ever
12-23-2011, 11:21 PM
please, as much ass as Timmy has turned away this C-Level Playmate stands no chance of taking Tebow's cherry.

i remember a college interview of his where Erin Andrews eye ****ed him the entire interview. he could have told her to get on her knees and worship the Tebone on national television and she would have done it with no complaint.

BroncoMan4ever
12-23-2011, 11:22 PM
Hilarious!

I'm surprised that Orton didn't realize the potential of Tim Tebow to be the best wing man in history!

supposedly his buddies at Florida could vouch for that. he was supposedly quite an awesome wing man.

errand
12-23-2011, 11:25 PM
Flat ass and fake boobies, she isnt all that hot. Cute face though.

Really dude?

gotta love a bunch of 300 pound guys who live in their mom's basement bitching about how a girl this hot looks....

Kaylore
12-24-2011, 12:55 AM
Really dude?

gotta love a bunch of 300 pound guys who live in their mom's basement b****ing about how a girl this hot looks....

This

Bob's your Information Minister
12-24-2011, 01:10 AM
Tebow is gay, that much is obvious by now.

Doggcow
12-24-2011, 02:18 AM
I am gay, that much is obvious by now.

WE KNOW

Chris
12-24-2011, 02:35 AM
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n42/DiogenesCynic/Fark/SharpKnees.jpg

Archer81
12-24-2011, 02:36 AM
Tebow is gay, that much is obvious by now.


So what if he is?


:Broncos:

Shotgun Willie
12-24-2011, 07:45 AM
I know it would be a terrible hardship, but if Tebow were gay, I would be on that ass like white on minute rice.

Just sayin.

:Broncos:


fixed it for you

OABB
12-24-2011, 08:17 AM
Tebow is gay, that much is obvious by now.

It wouldnt surprise me. i have a feeling he may be.

Gort
12-24-2011, 08:27 AM
It wouldnt surprise me. i have a feeling he may be.

he's not gay. just look at the evidence. would ANY gay guy allow his hair to be cut like this?

http://media2.myfoxorlando.com/photo/2010/08/10/tebow-haircut_20100810201032_320_240.JPG

Tebow is just committed to his beliefs. there are lots of kids his age who don't believe in premarital sex. good for him. he doesn't have to worry about skanks trying to extort money from him by getting pregnant (see everyone in the NBA). he doesn't have to worry about STDs (see Ron Mexico). he also doesn't have to worry about answering for his sins one day (see Hollyweird). what's wrong with that?

tesnyde
12-24-2011, 08:28 AM
I wouldn't punt. Go to the spread, hit the tightend deep across the middle...score.

Shotgun Willie
12-24-2011, 08:37 AM
I wouldn't punt. Go to the spread, hit the tightend across the middle...score.

Playboy doesn't believe in tight ends. They only believe in fielding wide receivers.

Mogulseeker
12-24-2011, 08:58 AM
As a guy who had similar beliefs to Tebow, I can say that I definitely do not believe he is gay - not that it matters. He could be, but the power of conviction is an amazing thing that I think most people will never understand.

I believe that Tebow is a virgin, and I also believe that he is straight. He is obviously going to make some girl very, very happy some day.

rmsanger
12-24-2011, 09:01 AM
We all know if he's going to be tapping azz it will be this:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jHDpBfBKbNE/S9ZK4hW85oI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/cdZK3BKQqU0/s1600/EA_gator_chomp.jpg

OABB
12-24-2011, 09:20 AM
As a guy who had similar beliefs to Tebow, I can say that I definitely do not believe he is gay - not that it matters. He could be, but the power of conviction is an amazing thing that I think most people will never understand.

I believe that Tebow is a virgin, and I also believe that he is straight. He is obviously going to make some girl very, very happy some day.


for about 7 seconds.

Dr. Broncenstein
12-24-2011, 09:43 AM
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lmDTSQtK20c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Mogulseeker
12-24-2011, 10:28 AM
for about 7 seconds.

Practice makes perfect. The best way to get good at sex is to be getting some in a monogamous relationship with a single person.

OABB
12-24-2011, 10:31 AM
Practice makes perfect. The best way to get good at sex is to be getting some in a monogamous relationship with a single person.

My wife disagrees.

Mogulseeker
12-24-2011, 10:33 AM
My wife disagrees.

A little help: http://www.amazon.com/Low-Down-Going-Give-Mind-Blowing/dp/0767916573

No book is going to teach you everything. You have to just try things out yourself. A person in a monogamous relationship would be more down for it.

Mogulseeker
12-24-2011, 10:36 AM
I'm just saying, you can't try anything with some skank from a bar. There are plenty of things I wouldn't want to try with a skank from a bar.

Bottom line is I wouldn't slam Tebow for being a guy that takes sex a little more seriously than most of us.

Shotgun Willie
12-24-2011, 11:53 AM
I'm just saying, you can't try anything with some skank from a bar. There are plenty of things I wouldn't want to try with a skank from a bar.

Bottom line is I wouldn't slam Tebow for being a guy that takes sex a little more seriously than most of us.

The only reason Tebow's a virgin is because his roommate kept walking in on him every time he had a chance to seal the deal. True story.